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Contents
- Nom and For Greatest and funniest article since Euroipods. -- 00:04, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
The Really Really Gay Album
- Self-nom and for I think that it's a good article. 159.148.202.14 15:09, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against Your article has to spend a week in Pee Review before being self-nommed. I think it definitely has potential if it's expanded and that list in there is shortened. --Composure1 19:01, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Time Cubicle
- N+F - doing something original with Time Cube - David Gerard 16:53, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - When Gene Ray meets Dilbert. --Redmond 19:36, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- against. make it into a proper article, with proper images, and proper formatting. GOD DAMN! - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 21:10, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, but never do this again. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:19, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment Shouldn't it be spelled "cubicle"? --Composure1 22:20, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- No. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:22, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- For and Comment. Holy shit, I actually had an article on VFH, and it wasn't nominated by me! --~
22:26, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against Sorry, I just greatly prefer Slime Cube for all my time cube humor needs. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:29, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against - turn it into an article with a decent image and I'll reconsider. Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:47, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment is that cubical image better or do I need something more? Time Cube only has one image and I want to keep it as a somewhat pure parody of the article. --~
23:22, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- For and Comment: Change the text color more frequently. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:44, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. You had me at "YOU DESERVE TO DIE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT YOU MUST GIVE ME A DOLLAR!" --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:50, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against. The text is too big, I had to turn down text size to actually read it without going insane. Then the article was really boring, so I just stopped reading. --
Efitu (TW@) 02:01, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- I have one thing to say to you: [1] --~
03:21, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against. I'm back on my medication.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:02, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- Ambivalent response because the title is misspelled. Correct that, and this becomes a For. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 02:26, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- Nix. --L 11:44, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Auditor
- N+4 - David Gerard 16:48, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- weak for. call me a length nazi. it's not the size it's what you do with it. is i lie wimin tell. it's funny, but there is a lot more funny that could be squeezed out, i want potential reached! - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 21:05, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- YES! But it is a shame that the Spanish Inquisition (the most famous audit) was left out. Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:50, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Good job on sprucing up this article (which apparently is one of the most visited ones on Uncyc for those that haven't seen that thread in the dump). --Composure1 04:21, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Ferris Bueller
- N4. --L 04:10, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against. Based too much on the actual movie. Good article, though. --TheSlyFox 09:08, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against. Ditto. --Redmond 19:41, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- I really like this, and i'm gonna vote For on the proviso that the author promises to expand it, cos you could fit loads more in. - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 20:16, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Dildo, err...I mean Ditto. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:21, 29 January 2007 (UTC)- Against What about the pedophile school principle that hunted Ferris down in the movie??? Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:52, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment I believe he's the narrator of this piece. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:57, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against, doesn't do the film justice, or at least the memory of the film that rests in the "Bueller" lobe of my brain. (Prettiestpretty is just mad 'cause Rooney threw away her gummy bear during the closing credits)--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:12, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies
- SN+F It's spent a week sulking in piss, and it got a really good review. It almost made it through last time, but hell, it's worth another shot, and I think this is my best work yet. VOTE! --Señor DiZtheGreat
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, like last time--Shandon 18:55, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 23:02, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- 4. --L 03:46, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Funny, funny stuff.--<<
>> 03:49, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Thumbs up. Good, good, good. -- herr doktor needsAbeam
[scream!] 03:09, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- Excellent. ~
17:05, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article
- Self-nom and For This is the first time I have ever nommed one of my own articles on VFH. I chose carefully which article I nommed for VFH, and I chose this one, as I feel it is funny, but not in-jokey or cliche. -- 01:42, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. I'll take it. --~
02:26, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- will an article about vote-whoring make people laugh at vote-whoring and cause its decline, or will it just give people ideas? For - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 14:00, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:47, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For a must read. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:17, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- I have no clue what you mean. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:46, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For This is good. —Braydie at 23:01, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:44, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against. In-jokey and factual. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 06:36, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. As long as I get a pentagram in the end. Brigadier Sir Mordillo
GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:09, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against, *shrug*, I did a much better job of illustrating proper page whoring technique on this page.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:16, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --













23:21, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Quite didactic. -- herr doktor needsAbeam
[scream!] 03:53, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- For I enjoyed it. --Composure1 23:21, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
HowTo:Go Christmas shopping at the last minute
- Nom & For Still funny after all this years. The Humbled Master 06:11, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against I don't think it's appropriate to put this back on here so soon after it was QFHed, and without any changes to the article. --Composure1 17:58, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment: Technically, it is allowed.--<<
>> 21:31, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment: Techincally perhaps so, but not in my personal opinion :). --Composure1 14:08, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against As I said the last time this article came up, the timing is bad. In December I'll vote for it, but not now. Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:51, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment: Actually, I have made some changes to it. Look at the history page and you'll see. The Humbled Master 02:28, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. i voted for last time it was on here, don't see why my vote should change now - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 13:57, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - think of it this way - Shopping for Christmas now really is last minute! (Or extremely early) -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:48, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece
- Nom and Strong For Sparkling brilliance. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:15, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Penispenispenis. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:46, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
- For a masterstroke of literature, en par with Milton, Swift or some other drunken author of ages past. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 15:30, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 23:45, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:48, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Anyone 14:49, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment I don't get it, what's so funny? --













23:41, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Thackeray is GOD!!! The Humbled Master 02:57, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Very good quality writing. --Composure1 05:34, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 13:27, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Noel Coward --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:15, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- for <Mhaille> <shouts and waves arms>VOTE FOR http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH#UnBooks:The_Adventures_of_Baron_Ringpiece Sliferjam ~ This is my new signature. Cool huh?
14:04, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Blackbeard Catering Company
- Nom and Fuh-fuh-for. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:17, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- Self-arrr! Sixteen men on a deadman's chest, wit' a charmin' centerpiece o' carnations.--Procopius 13:58, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
Against doesn't make me hungry for more.Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:39, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:10, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, if it wasn't for the rickets, beriberi and buggery I'd totally be a pirate.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:47, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- ARRR!!! I mean For.InfiniteMonkey 05:30, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, I love it.--Nydas 19:18, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- Forrrrrr --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:46, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --













01:22, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Brigadier Sir Mordillo
GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 17:31, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Great work --ynnaD 17:46, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- for. oh yes - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 23:56, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. -- herr doktor needsAbeam
[scream!] 00:49, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. One of the best articles I've read in a long time. 15Mickey20 22:43, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Really great stuff. --Anyone 18:20, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - I read this a while ago and it's still great. —Braydie at 01:30, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For You're off the edge of the map, mate; here there be DINERS!!! Up it goes! The Humbled Master 02:01, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- Pirate-Style Approval Given. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC
MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 19:08, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
- N+F - a simple joke, but worked out very thoroughly and nicely - David Gerard 08:38, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- Up For. (and a quarter). BerogenVFH 12:31, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Soon to be a TV movie starring Omar Sharif as Prisoner #426 and Ernest Borgnine as Dick Cheney. True story.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:30, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- For It's true! The Humbled Master 04:09, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:08, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For InfiniteMonkey 05:39, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Composure1 20:54, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:41, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For-- Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:18, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Nice article. General Tso's Chicken 02:59, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 01:27, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:46, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Kazpc21 15:31, 30 January 2007
HowTo:Run away from home
- Nom and for --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:03, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:17, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For the nostalgia - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 17:57, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - David Gerard 08:29, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- For making me tidy my room!!! BerogenVFH 13:33, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- 4. --L 15:33, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Pretty funny. --76.171.188.74 00:01, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Kinda Cute! --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 16:45, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. 15Mickey20 20:39, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:34, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- I hope my children read this. FOR Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:20, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, the list of equipment got me laughing.--Nydas 18:02, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Nobody understands me! I hate you all!! --ynnaD 12:10, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
- Very for. My vote is worth a trillion - frontpage now =P --insanesparrow 11:03, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 01:17, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- Self-for --
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:57, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- for --
16:15, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- For WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Up it goes! The Humbled Master 20:58, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Superiority Complex
- Nom and for. I find this funny. -- IAN WELLER-- TALK -- F@H -- VFH -- VFD -- RAND 22:24, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, but Jesus Christ, use {{User:Ianweller/sig}} to store your sig code. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:03, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - good stuff -- The Llama Llover!!! 03:47, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- I am blessing this: For. Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:06, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - David Gerard 22:27, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:03, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For despite Tompkins' pleas. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 04:11, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:27, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- for - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 17:47, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Bah, I said I wouldn't vote, I lied.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:02, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- For -- 20:17, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - Squirrel... —Braydie at 22:39, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- For--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:21, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For--Gaberou 00:17, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
- Oppose http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superiority_Complex ; The wikipedia article is funnier than this! --Endgame 23:02, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment."In the decades since the discovery of DNA and the subsequent mapping of the human genome questions have arisen as to whether traits of personality, including narcissism, are partially or fully determined by one’s own genes." Hilarious.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:04, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment."In the decades since the discovery of DNA and the subsequent mapping of the human genome questions have arisen as to whether traits of personality, including narcissism, are partially or fully determined by one’s own genes." Hilarious.
Vietnam War Hoax
- Self Nom and For I really enjoyed writing this article, and a great picture by Mhaille improves it even futher. —Braydie at 15:51, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
- FOR --Winstanley1 17:54, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against...not funny...conspiracy theory 101...--
HP FP talk
19:52, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment:...images are great, but the article needs to follow... — H. Peebles - D - HS
07:32, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment:...images are great, but the article needs to follow... — H. Peebles - D - HS
- Against Good, yes, but not great. The images, however, are top-notch. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:20, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
- For; this is good, but the fantastic images are what really make it glisten in the moonlight. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:02, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - fabulous! - David Gerard 01:04, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Ha-HA! The Humbled Master 01:13, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- For it made me laugh (though inside I'm still crying). Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 12:13, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:04, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:29, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- for - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 17:45, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against. Missing...something. It either needs to be more paranoid, or more straightlaced. Or something else entirely.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:49, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against as per discussions of third picture's entry on VFP. BerogenVFH 13:37, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. A picture is no reason to vote against an article. Don't make me add it to the rules, come up with a better reason.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:43, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- For per Berogen ; ) --













01:58, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment wikipedia:Snuff_film#Problems_of_definition. Perhaps we should seek a full and frank definition from our generous hosts. BerogenVFH 12:40, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- Weak Against Brilliant idea, but tone of article needs to sound more expository. Ethereal 05:38, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- Yay, 19:53, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:48, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:21, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against Fantastic idea, needs to be built on some more.--Shas 22:22, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
- For It is very nubile. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:07, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Very original. --TheSlyFox 08:57, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. -- herr doktor needsAbeam
[scream!] 03:25, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Wow, sometimes the truth is funnier than fiction... My solicitor has advised me to state that in this article, this is not the case. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:19, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- For.--Sir Silent Penguin
"your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 20:11, 30 January 2007 (UTC)--84.66.31.112 20:10, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Intelligent design
- For and submit I feel that this is a very well laid out article filled with clever and ironic jokes from the start and throughout. Plus, I believe it shows beyond a shadow of a reasonable doubt, that Intelligent Designerists are correct in everything they say. Weri long wang 19:30, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, as before, but more so.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:23, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. John1728 10:52, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, Seems pretty funny, good political undertones PowerBlind
- Against, too long...--
HP FP talk
17:43, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- (like your signature)Weri long wang 19:36, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, I like the overall feel of the article. --J. Fuckin Kyle
(talk) 02:16, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, though I disapprove of Weri long wang's heckling of Hawthorn Peebles. Hawthorn can vote any way he wants, Weri. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:27, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- That's ok, I twy not to mwake fwun of pweeple wiff nick impediments...— H. Peebles - D - HS
07:30, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- I critized his signature, which is a bit too long. That has nothing to do with his against votes for all articles without reasonable explanations - it’s like he has OCD or something.Weri long wang 13:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- That's ok, I twy not to mwake fwun of pweeple wiff nick impediments...— H. Peebles - D - HS
- for - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 17:33, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For BerogenVFH 13:59, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- For nice to see some in depth satire. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:24, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against More of a jibe at religion then true comedy. Could have been a really good article. --Sharky 14:01, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- Review now; Still think its a jibe? --Endgame 08:12, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:22, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Why haven't I voted on this articamacle yet? --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 21:06, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Señor DiZtheGreat
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:52, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against --













23:46, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Because of the Inteligent design in the classroom picture

01:11, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. 15Mickey20 12:55, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 01:02, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- Support --Endgame 08:13, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Peyton Manning
- Self-Nom and For. If we can't get this featured in time for his next playoff loss, maybe we can get this featured in time for the Super Bowl. That is, of course, assuming this article is worthy.--<<
>> 02:04, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- Weak For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:17, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- Strong For. Very funny, and I actually like Peyton Manning (even as the Steelers' fan that I am).--Procopius 15:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- for - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 18:57, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 19:23, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:31, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against whine whine whine --
HP FP talk
17:54, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against The "Editor's Note" section is funny, but other than that, not that funny. --GAMESPOT=666 22:38, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- Very weak For Maybe I'm just being generous because it's football season.--Gaberou 02:34, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For He threw three interceptions and still beat the Chiefs. I hate him. --
02:37, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. goshzillacorrespondence 16:09, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For He got tripped by one of his own linemen and still beat the Patriots. I hate him. The Humbled Master 23:58, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Although I know nothing about football.. I somehow found this funny. It's probably the narration/rant style that I love. —Braydie at 00:43, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Let's see if Peyton can win the superbowl and get featured on Uncyclopedia all int he smae day we should save this for after the superbowl win or lose it'll be timely.--71.72.210.124 03:00, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- Oppose I can't find the humor for this to be an FA article. --Endgame 07:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Not because it's good, but because we want to overhype him so he'll lose the Superbowl. I hate, hate, hate, Peyton Manning. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:25, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Psycho-Knife My Pygmy
- SNF.--Winstanley1 20:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- for. i know it's only the 8th but this is definitely the best article of 2007 - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 21:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- FOR. Awesome. --User:Nintendorulez 23:15, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- For like I said last time, Winstanley1 = Awesome. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:54, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- 4. --L 04:53, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against, this isn't funny, this is weird fantasy --
HP FP talk
17:58, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- For My ears doth bleed. OUCH-eth. The Humbled Master 21:56, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- For I'm very metal and think if they can get darker, they will be perfect. --J. Fuckin Kyle
(talk) 23:41, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
George W. Bush
- N+F. A perfect article for the new chaingun VFH.--Procopius 18:39, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- for. huzzah, actually clever and funny writing about bush - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 21:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- For So good that it's almost a shame to highlight it, since that will inevitably mean people messing with it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:02, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against Sorry, it's just not hitting the nerve for me... --













01:25, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment According the the VFH archives (check the oldest ones), this article was already featured (on March 14th, 2005). --Composure1 04:19, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- For an original way of mocking him. The previous version that was featured was what is know known as George Dubya Bush, before it was moved to the new location to make way for this page. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:57, 9 Jan 2007
- For, it's the article I would have written if I had any idea what I was doing.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:05, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - this is actually really nicely done - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - was this article featured? GSPbeetle complains Vandalisms 10:19, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 19:33, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Hosanna to the Son of George Bush! The Humbled Master 23:51, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Subtle and funny. --So So 01:50, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against...this is a snub of the previously featured and hilarious George Dubya Bush. Sorry, its not funny, its just a bio. --
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18:05, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Our Great Leader deserves to be honored as such. -- Rei 19:47, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
- For proof that community projects CAN work (never thought I'd ever see this many people vote for Bush, though...).--<<
>> 03:43, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. A good satire of Fox News more thann Georgie.--Emmzee 16:13, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For (My first and only vote for this fiend). Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:31, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- Strong against. Mainly because I'm liberal. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:08, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
- For, and we should probably unfeature/delete the other GWB article. It is teh suck. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:06, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. 725 days, 6 hours, 25 minutes. goshzillacorrespondence 10:34, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- 4. --L 16:05, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit
- N+F and anyone who votes against is a damn pinko! - Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 17:21, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- for - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 21:43, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - As I understand it a lot of work went into this fine piece of work. You can tell. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:48, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:57, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - David Gerard 08:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- For
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:37, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 19:35, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment ~ Collaboration if I ever saw it. If I vote yes, who wins? Ketei, Mhaille, The Bard or Tompkins? Or do they split the winnings? :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:11, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Very funny. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:17, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. --KATIE!! 21:36, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. 34 of those words were mine.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:58, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For because it propagates the myth that you can kill witches. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 22:21, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. BerogenVFH 14:05, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- Yay, 19:55, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- Oppose How is this supposed to be funny? "Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has seen many editions with numerous authors adding to it, keeping it forever relevant and up-to-date. The original manuscript is said to have been based on the journals of Tomás de Torquemada. Since then, it has been passed down generation to generation, notable contributions made by Samuel Parris, Betty Parris, Abigail Williams, William Griggs, and Joseph McCarthy." It has a section just for this. --Endgame 22:19, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Yes Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:53, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
Previously Featured
Really Big Tree
Featured —rc (t) 07:19, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- Nom & For: I came across it while working on my PLS entry rewrite of rainforest, and I liked it. So I did some clean-up on it, and now I think it's ready. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:48, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Funniest article ever. Funnier than the entire uncyclopedia on end. --
23:04, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- weak against. Sorry dude it's real funny and has great potential it's just a little too unorganzied clean it up a bit and I'll be happy to vote For it.--Gaberou 23:07, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- For: One of the few articles that made me laugh out loud.--85.224.80.23 23:15, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --













23:37, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- for - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 23:50, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
Against I've read this article several times trying to find what makes it so great - I don't see it. Sorry. Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:43, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against Er... what? The Humbled Master 02:49, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Strong for. I think I meant to nominate this one myself before. Just fucking makes me laugh. Agree that it could use some trimming though. --So So 02:55, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Skates the fine line between genius and insanity, trips, then falls in the toilet.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:59, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. -- Sir C
Holla | CUN 05:23, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Strong For. I assume that a weak against is -0.5. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 13:29, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Impressive how so much material can be written on such a silly subject. --Composure1 18:01, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Zyrac 19:31, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:11, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For - I've been meaning to vote for this before now. —Braydie at 01:32, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:22, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- Really Big For At first, I was like "wtf?" Then I got it: it's a really big fucking tree. I never saw it coming. --Señor DiZtheGreat
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For...I don't know why, I don't know how, but it sort of grows on you--Shandon 18:57, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For There MUST be like 13,167 squirrels in that tree.--Witt,
of
UNion Entertain me* 23:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For I rarely vote, but this has been one of my favorite surrealist articles for a long time now. Glad to see the light dusting this has given it. 01/29 23:33
- For And I think I'll record my voice for this one. -- 00:27, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- For (I Approve) Should be a mention about what it would be like to fall out of the Big Tree. Maybe mentioning the Antigravity Cat's or something but I like --Naimrod 21:06, 29 January 2007 (EST)
- For "Nice Mullet Asshole!" [[user:Weasel3689}} 23:05 30 January 2007 (PST)
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