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SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must spend at least one week on pee review before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

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Where's Waldo?

Score: +... um... wherever the score went

Nom+For --User:Nintendorulez 18:25, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Third Epistle to the Thessalonians

Score: +10 Irate Apostles

Re-Nom and For. So great it got mentioned in Wikipedia. No really, look at the Apocraphy section.--<<>> 04:44, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Refor As before, brilliant. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:49, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:52, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment The Wikipedia article was edited with that information nearly two years before the article was created. So it didn't get mentioned. Or did it... --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 17:27, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For, nobody warned me, but this new and improved VFH has the unfortunate side-effect of giving me deja vu. And man-boobs.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:44, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For It's official, guys; 3 Thessalonians is mentioned on Wikipedia under New Testament apocrypha. Also, you might want to check out the companion piece to 3 Thessalonians, UnBooks:Third Epistle to the Thessalonians, if you wish for more of grouchy St. Paul. Oh, and, everyone, HAPPY NEW YEAR! The Humbled Master 06:15, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For--Shandon 11:51, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Heck, now I might renom Erraticus.--Procopius 14:06, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For Very good. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:44, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Again. -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 18:09, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For.--Ginchael 18:14, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

William Butler Yeats

Score: -2 animal molested

Nom and For Worked the shit out of it.--Nightmare975 22:57, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Against Not funny at all. Sorry Nightmare975 but I can not be for it. --Sir james paul 04:30, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
- CommentDon't really care, just thought I should nominate something.--Nightmare975 05:25, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Against - Dense, lacks direction. --Alksub - {talk} 08:38, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Against, but has potential. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 09:36, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment How about giving me some ideas so I can make it better?--Nightmare975 18:04, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

The Wicker Man

Score: +9 Edward Woodwards

Re-Nom and For. An article that has had a long life on VFH, and deserves another shot at the blue ribbon.--<<>> 15:55, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For the love of god, let 'em have it or Mhaille will haunt us to our graves! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 15:57, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
I give up! For. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 16:26, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 16:29, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For nice. --Sir Z o m b i e b a ro n 18:05, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For —Braydie at 18:09, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Megafor It is nothing short of a heinous crime that this hasn't been featured. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:28, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:49, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For Who else could vote for this article? Edward Woodward could. And should. The Humbled Master 06:19, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Gas stations begin giving away free gasoline

Score: 0 gallons

Nom and For. One of my old favorites. It's short but hilarious. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:49, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Against Funny, but not funny enough. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:01, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Strong for. Somebody actually liked the crap I write, and nommed it too? *mind blown* Wait... you aren't a sock of me, are you? And don't tell me I would know, because that's what you want me to think! --User:Nintendorulez 21:23, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

No, I'm not a sock. Of you or anyone. I smell slightly better. (Than a sock would.)

(sighs)... I thought this would do well, too... --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 08:57, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Against It didn't make me laugh. Cdrdude 00:30, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Against Sorry but I can not support it. Its not bad though.--Sir james paul 04:35, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For UnNews don't typically grab me unless something about them is incredibly clever and/or zany. This is why I don't like my own UnNewses. This, however, has that clever hook to it. I applaud Nin. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 09:33, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

AAA

Score: +4 extra lives

Nom and for. I can't believe no one's said anything about this article before.--Andorin Kato 04:23, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Against. I'm less amused than last time this got nom'd, when I was at least quasi-amused. Now it's got a giant list, woohoo?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:01, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Although FUK or ASS would be funnier, but I still like it. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 10:27, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Against We've been here before. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:01, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
FOR - One of my favorite pages. --User:Nintendorulez 21:24, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
444 --GAMESPOT=666 03:17, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Affection-tainted self-for. Still needs more comedy linking and footnotes,^[1] though. --L 03:58, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:51, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For again - I really like the concept of this. I hope the new VFH system can help this get through. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:38, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Still no.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:54, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Me

Score: +7 vacuous ramblings

Self-nom and ~~virulently against~~err, for. Saved from the depths of category:rewrite.--Sultanofsurreal 04:10, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
AGH MY EYES and For - David Gerard 16:32, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For. This has not been done before. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:07, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Against Great idea, really, but doesn't execute. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:08, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For. I like this one a lot. - Lemon. 00:30, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Strong For This rewrite actually made Me good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:31, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:51, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For. This actually would be an awesome reskin.--Ginchael 18:11, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For. Remembers me that song: "You're pitiful, you're pitiful and screwed". -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 18:38, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Idiot's Guide to Getting Your Own Back (Ex-Wife Edition)

Score: +5.5

Self-Nom - Ok, pee review for 10 or so days. —Braydie at 23:15, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

And For —Braydie at 23:32, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

For Helped me get back at my emo ex-girlfriend when she ran away with Jake. And then later Marco. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:19, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 23:25, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
I Approve This Message, 23:30, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
No. She'll come back to me. Brenda! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:36, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:35, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For Liked this one for a while. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:10, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For--68.162.138.159 23:41, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Homeless Nerds

Score: +3 nerd gangs

Nom and For. An oldie that deserves another chance in the express VFH. Once spent a very long time on VFH before being Quasi-Quasi-ed.--<<>> 19:08, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:18, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
Strong for --GAMESPOT=666 21:37, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Lager

Score: +3 Uncyclobeerians

Nom and For. A lot of work went into this, drink it down ~~until you start a fight whilst vomiting~~. Berogen^VFH 17:03, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:18, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:26, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Dictation

Score: +6 Dipshit Chauvinists

Nom and For - This one is really funny and done in a pretty creative way. --Atomic 11:02, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:17, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For Bloody brilliant! The Humbled Master 20:18, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For Excellent. --Alksub 06:33, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 09:45, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For - I've had a bit of a change of heart about this article. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:02, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Onomatopoeia

Score: +12 WHAAMS!!!

Nom and For - This is good, I like the way that it is a narration. —Braydie at 08:59, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For - I like it also --Atomic 11:02, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Tibiti tibiti ta! -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 15:31, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For However, I think it should also include a "fap fap fap" in order for it to be complete. --General Insineratehymn 15:41, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For MEONG! MEONG! MEONG!--Rwg • Talk • 17:46, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:23, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
4 (This article was rescued from deletion. To quote VFD, "Keep and Feature") --Alksub 06:30, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Very good use of fonts. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:36, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
I Approve This Message, 12:43, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
FOR 4 four fore. See: [1] ~~I WAS HERE~~ -k j h f !- 15:34, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Fork. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 15:35, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Foooooooooooooooooooromp. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 09:35, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
I'm for it. I'm for it so much it's not even funny.

UnNews:Wikimedia Foundation to introduce paid editing

Score: +11 paid edits

Nom+for.....it had me laughing my head....and that image! You are a bad bad man, Mister Gerard! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 22:09, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For my own article. It felt like a feature as I was writing it. I only hope it goes up during the current fundraiser - David Gerard 22:23, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For you are so dead. - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 22:32, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:14, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 23:29, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
FOR -- Sir Mafagafo (talk to me) 23:30, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For —Braydie at 23:31, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For Because dammit, I Love Cake --Atomic 23:36, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For Let's get this featured! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:40, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
Weak against. --L 04:54, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For I was planning to nom this myself, but hey, here it is! --Prolix 08:10, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:14, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
Mega-strong for. Funniest UnNews I've read in a while. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:36, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

My Journeys with the GPS (now with sound!)

Score: +12 hundred yards, turn left. Left! LEFT!!

Nomination and Affirmative I saw this on Pee Review and found it flawless. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:36, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
Hell yes - David Gerard 11:14, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For--Shandon 17:02, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Is it too late to ask for one for Christmas?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:09, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For Great article. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:49, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For - Excellent - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 22:30, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
4. --L 05:01, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For. -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 06:31, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For I think I'll record my voice for this article. --General Insineratehymn 06:45, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For Many thanks to MO for the pics and to David Gerard for saving me from shame...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 09:50, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:14, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For —Braydie at 18:17, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders

Score: +10 to life

ReNom and For This will be featured! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:52, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For, dagnabit.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:01, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For Have you people no shame?! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:21, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For once more. -- Hindleyite Converse 15:23, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
This again?! For the love of... --Alksub 17:54, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For -- 19:05, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For, again - David Gerard 00:16, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:11, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For. If I've said it once, I've said it before. "Pooh Bear, LOL." Berogen^VFH 19:41, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
This load of old horse feathers? Again? For --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 09:11, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Readme.txt

Score: +10 Incredible Hulk goodness

Nom & For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:27, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Brilliant use of coding to get the text window over the image -- and the satire is awesome, too.--Sultanofsurreal 05:03, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For. -- Hindleyite Converse 15:24, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:24, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For - I just had to. --—Braydie 17:46, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For. -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 17:53, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For. I don't get it, but still. -- 19:02, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
Against Very well done, but short, injokey, and not rip-roaringly funny. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:26, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
Against Uhhh...maybe its Safari's fault, but I can't read the text while viewing the article (but hitting edit shows me there is more than I can see while not veiwing the wikicode). So yah, work on that. --Sir Z o m b i e b a ro n 22:32, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 00:19, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Very well done, though short, injokey, and not rip-my-own-heart-out funny.--<<>> 00:35, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:16, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
Weak 3. --L 10:35, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
Against - how is this supposed to be featured? - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 11:45, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For - Saw this ages ago, liked it, now voting for it.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 12:24, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
Against It may be an impressive piece of text placement, but it's not actually that amusing. --Yellowbounder 13:19, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For--GAMESPOT=666 03:54, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For +4 is eight. --Atomic 13:30, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For It will be interesting to see how this will work out...--Rwg • Talk • 17:54, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
Against - The formatting is no better than that at Notepad, and the version history is the only funny bit --Alksub 08:46, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Pet Jesus

Score: +13 jars of biological waste

Self-nom and For. Yes, I know it's Jesii stuff - and Sea Monkeys as well. But's also my first and most positively reviewed entry. At least take a look, ok? -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 15:26, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
For - My child swallowed Jesus! --—Braydie 18:57, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
For! This one is funny and I hate Jesii! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 19:41, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
For I was pleasantly surprised at this one. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:13, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
For Mine always ended up as a jar of mold.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:41, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
for. really rather good - jack mort | cunt | talk - 22:20, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
For -- 19:13, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For. 15Mickey20 19:49, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For Yet another Jesus article. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:37, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For If only I'd read this first, I wouldn't be going to fishy hell. Berogen^VFH 16:58, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For Very good article, but why do we have two Jesus articles on VFH? It hurts mine eyes. --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:19, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Blame the end of December... Alas, Xmas is still to come in Russia. -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 17:51, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:17, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For. 'S good. --Sir Jam 21:26, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Alexander the Great

Score: +14 votes that are not so great

Nom and For Yet another great article by ENeGMA. It definitely made me laugh. I plan on recording my voice talent to the article as well. --General Insineratehymn 04:55, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
ForProlix 05:08, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
For, 'tis a funny article. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 07:54, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
For It was all very off the cuff, but I was reasonably happy with the results. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:29, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
For' --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
22:34, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
For Just for, dammit. Berogen^VFH 20:46, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 21:00, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
Against --User:Toad/Toad 2:55, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
I Approve This Message 01:12, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
For. -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 01:50, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
For. AND there's still room for expansion too! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 20:14, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
for. but needs expansion - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:33, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
For. -- Hindleyite Converse 15:51, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:15, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
I thought I had already voted for this. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:43, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For It's cool. --Alksub - {talk} 09:07, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire

Score: +18 pierced nipples

Snom. Quasi-Featured before, but in Modern Society's laser-powered VFH capabilities I think it may just be featured yet. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:56, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Sfor -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:43, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

For. I have to agree about the lasers and stuff...oh yeah, and I think this should be featured too. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 06:58, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
For LOL Let it be known to the world that uncyclopedians are animal S&Ms Feureau 20:26, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Owww. - David Gerard 21:25, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
For. --gosh zillacorrespondence 05:16, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
For once moo-re. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:36, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
For --—Braydie 13:15, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
I Approve This Message 01:08, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
Against Just didn't make me laugh. Normally I like silly articles like this, but I just couldn't get into it. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 17:49, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Two reasons: 1.) I like it. 2.) To end the VFH tyranny of ENeGMA. - Lemon. 23:03, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
For Haha. Poor cows... --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:28, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
Against. I just don't think it is funny. --J. Fuckin Kyle

(talk) 22:46, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

For. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:20, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:31, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
For That really hurts! --Rwg • Talk • Rwg 20:55, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
for For we all like big tits :p User:Xykon/sig 21:20, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
for Wacky--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 22:02, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For Nice! -- Sir Mafagafo (talk to me) 22:09, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Because I've done it before and I'll do it again. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:57, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
Feature. Barbed wire on cow udders is the new punk. --UNKNOWNFILE 06:04, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For!For me a drink, matey. --Atomic 22:34, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For oookay activating warp drive system engine thingy, twisting format feild matter fabric, 5...4....3....atchooo....sorry, where was I? oh2....1....LAUNCH!!! LOL

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

For --YnnaD 23:18, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
Against Votewhoring aside, I simply can not educe humor from this article. (Let it be known that I can be "persuaded" to change my vote) --~McDestroyertron (talk) 23:26, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For, just like last time. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:56, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Against. I still don't think this article is "all that". Sorry Squigs.--<<>> 15:16, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Score: +17 chortles and guffaws

Nom and For - David Gerard 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Faaabulous! This is fantastic, top to bottom. - Lemon. 23:19, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
For So that's how it's done. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:02, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
For -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:27, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Weak against It's a good article but I'm not sure it's feature worthy. --GAMESPOT=666 16:09, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
For, scratch, belch! Dat's good shit right der.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:50, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Against, naaah, it's not that funny. Feureau 20:21, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Abstain. Honestly, I really don't understand what the article is supposed to satirialize. I mean, all men are straight, so where's the need to pretend to be straight ? Shees! -- di Mario 20:30, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Looks like I'll have to quit my job writing dildo manuals..... (Forgot to sign again -_-) --Forgottenpassword 22:08, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
For You need all the colours for a rainbow, sugar. Berogen^VFH 20:44, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
For. All together now: Somewhere-ee-eere ooo-ver the rainbow... 23:49, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
For - I'm gonna need this article after doing this. Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 13:43, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

*For Definitely a must read --Tom Cruise 19:17, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Not a user. --—Braydie 14:01, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

For That article was sooooooo straight.--Lt. Wyoming 16:29, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
I Approve This Message 01:12, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
For Good article. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 17:56, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Lovely stuff. 15Mickey20 17:59, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 23:21, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
For.--J. Fuckin Kyle

(talk) 19:00, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

For. Ouch, my nail! -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 16:17, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:51, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Wow, this is amazing. Saved from Darwin removal (for now anyway) because this really needs to be featured.--<<>> 15:13, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For —Braydie at 23:21, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

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Ironing

Score: +20

Featured —rc (t) 07:56, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Nomination & I Approve This Message 02:45, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For - I have two reasons. Reason number one is I really do think ironing is fun and I like the pictures and the word sentences. Reason number two is because I love the person who wrote it and because I believe it was well written. --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 02:52, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For - oh, heck, I rewrote it; I *have* to love it.--Shandon 02:53, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For Poor Shandon, never wrote a Featured Article. I hope he's happy. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:07, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For This pleases me! -- Sir Mafagafo (talk to me) 03:09, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. I make my nonexistent girlfriend do it all the time. Maybe she can pick up some pointers, but I doubt it. Oh, good article too. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 05:06, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Never though that something as mundane as ironing could be turned into something like "OMGzzz!!! Xxxtreemeee IroNinG!!!!". Are steroids involved? User:Chocolate monster/sig
For Excellent article. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:41, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
Bizarre image placement aside the article had me reaching for my Phillips Elance Steam. For -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 19:03, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
FOR OF COURSE!!!!! see my awesome sig!! - The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
For - Tayor: Mines better. —Braydie at 19:21, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For - a bit random, but still great - David Gerard 19:26, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. This article is how I like my ~~women~~ articles: meaty. Berogen^VFH 19:34, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. You kids and your sports these days. Back in my day we'd fall down the stairs. Now that was a sport.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:07, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. .....Sig preparations, ICG.. check, FCR... check, SEX... very check....3...2....engines on....1...LIFTOFF!!!oneoneoneone

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

For Curse you, Shandon...--Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:01, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:02, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 18:03, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For DaBlade (Click here to bitch. :)) 04:37, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
For » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:50, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

IQ:Sample test

Score: An IQ of +21

Featured —rc (t) 07:14, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Nom and For - This has been around ages, and it's great. --—Braydie 19:15, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:47, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For - Reminds me of the questions sections from Jon Stewart's America (The Book). -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:34, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 21:21, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For I am partial to articles with my images. --Sir Z o m b i e b a ro n 00:22, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 00:29, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For --GAMESPOT=666 02:19, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Easiest test I've ever taken. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 05:07, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For Even though it bears more than a passing resemblance to MENSA Entrance Test. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:22, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. i had a good laugh when i first read it. it's full of facts and sometimes facts are funny. -- mowgli 15:44, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For -- Sir Mafagafo (talk to me) 23:27, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For Why is it so? - David Gerard 23:31, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For --General Insineratehymn 06:46, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
Spell for without any context whatsoever and without looking how it's spelt in the question. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:05, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For--Shandon 18:05, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For!!!"" Powering up... injecting fluon coolant... rebuffing engine rings... live in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ENGAGE!!!oneoneone...one...zero

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

FOR !! I'm a conformist!!! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
For. And you can have fries with that... -- 22:50, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For great justice I got a score of -5! --BaCaRuDa 23:03, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Don't make me break out my mensa card --YnnaD 23:01, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
I Approve This Message, 23:27, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

First Gradeism

Score: +17.5 scribbles and squiggles

Featured —rc (t) 06:27, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Nom and for. Courtesy of Squiggle; though I worked on it a little, he gets all the credit for the brilliant idea and doing the lion's share of the writing. --Sultanofsurreal 05:59, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For, it reminds me of my own ~~terrible~~ childhood.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:04, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Art is important.--EponymousBotch 09:12, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For. The tex-tures. -- Hindleyite Converse 10:02, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For - David Gerard 11:36, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Good. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:27, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
Self For, though Sultanofsurreal deserves a lot of credit here than he's giving himself. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:32, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
- Maybe you two should share the award you get when an article you wrote is featured.

--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:23, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

For the "Tortured Geniuses" section is hilarious--Chompy 20:38, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For Fine, I'll vote dammit -- Sir Mafagafo (talk to me) 22:06, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For- i liked it, it was funny, yeah.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 22:07, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For I can't draw that good... --71.235.167.171 22:59, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
For--GAMESPOT=666 02:20, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:56, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. This authir is destined for greatness --di Mario 20:06, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
ForThis article is all kinds of awesome--Ganall 20:43, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
I Approve This Message, 23:27, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For fifty four fours. --UNKNOWNFILE 06:03, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

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