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Anarchy

• Nom and For, because I just felt like it. All right? 22:51, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against -- A user of my caliber doesn't need to explain himself, alright?! --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 00:05, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, because. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 01:56, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Uhhh....no....-- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:01, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Yeah, I don't have any recollection of that Senator. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:22, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

English disease

• Self-nomination - because people deserve to know the truth about what we suffer every day! -- Xavier 20:02, 18 September 2006
• For, because hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 19:25, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's funny because it's true. 20:10, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. <3 British humor humour. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:19, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against the article, but for the cure: A major ass-whoopin'. --HP talk 03:44, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:15, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Too short, overexhausted subject. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:23, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. InfiniteMonkey 05:26, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. [Insert insightful and witty comment here]. Aaadddaaammm 08:00, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Getting there but needs more tea. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 02:59, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 11:39, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against, not british enough. Most of the text could be describing any number of countries, including whichever country it is that I am from.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:47, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

St Ignatius of Antioch

• Self nomination. He fought the lions and the lions won - vote for this to be featured article on October 17th. Maggot infested testicles 08:44, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• FOR: I'd love to vote for this but as I'm not included in the apparent clique I see little point in visiting this site ever again--Moles 09:20, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• FOR: Stands out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. He deserves recognition on his special day, after all, he did give his throat for us.Strongky 09:34, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Genius. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:36, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. This is terrible, and sockpuppet voting isnt helping your case. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:25, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against technically this was never properly nommed...and when it's fixed, I'm still the same.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:12, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against nominally, this never had any proper technique... --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 02:55, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

A Tour of Baghdad

• Shameless self-nomination and for Because I'm vainglorious and I have no soul.--Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:10, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. No comment (as commenting to those w/o souls is bad mojo).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:40, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Random humourous comment and FOR. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:01, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong for. Well done. InfiniteMonkey 20:32, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Ehhhhhhhhh. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:03, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For gooooooood. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:29, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For the flag is still there.... burning.--<<>> 01:02, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For The "locals gather" picture made me giggle. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:01, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:25, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - David Gerard 11:57, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For As much as I hated Iraq, this is funny.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:29, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For. Good writing, excellent pictures -- and I'm glad to see the AT-AT picture found a home.--Procopius 15:12, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. It's near, so near... but it needs tidying up. And I'm too lazy to do it. 20:18, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Wikocracy

• Self-nom(?) and for. i didn't start the article, but saved it from NRV and took over from there so i'll take it that this means it's my article. Numero Uno 07:43, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, just because. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 17:03, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Its just a list. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 21:59, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For quite good, quite good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A
• Against. Just didn't find it terribly funny. InfiniteMonkey 05:21, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. It's OK, but not a real gut-busting laugh. New Somalia (linked the article) covered the same ground.--Procopius 13:40, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For All your laughs are belonging to the writer of this page. -unsigned -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:21, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. Needs a mention of how the Jimbocrat party managed to take away all rights of free speech away from Wikipedians. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:25, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Free governments that anyone can edit.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:23, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Washington and Lafayette

• Self-nom and for. Coming to a theater near you.--Procopius 12:35, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 12:44, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. I like it, but I don't know why. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:27, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For YES.--Ginchael 00:50, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I have no idea what the joke is, but it is beautifully laid out which gives me the Pot Noodle horn. I could look at it all day. 20:15, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, Procopius makes history come alive.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:35, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For maintaining the morale of the young republic, I vote yes.--Rljenk 01:01, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 11:45, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid

• Nom and for. Not only is this the best-written article on the site, but it's also quite funny. Also, maybe if we feature this, some people will read it.--<<>> 21:31, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For because people need to read it and they don't. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  22:08, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, as long as featuring something in the Uncyclopedia namespace is allowed. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:36, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For it'll theoretically propagate other good articles --Roger The Bum Full sig!
  <a href="http://rdoger6424.jaywebdesigns.com/recipient.php">psychotomimetic</a>
  CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 23:17, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• Comment, "Single Text Page seeks nice User for pictures. No fatties."--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:19, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• Noperoo. 10-4, over and out big daddy. ~ T. (talk) 23:35, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Because of brilliant lines like "Erik Estrada is an interstellar Cherzgon warrior who was aborted by his mother during the third week of pregnancy." Man, we really need more humor like that on Uncyc. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:36, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. It's actually quite funny and well-written, but does a policy count as an article?--Procopius 02:04, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Probably not. But it doesn't matter. Euroipods wasn't an article either, but we know how that turned out. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:40, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

True. Incidentally, How to be stupid and not just funny is also pretty funny.--Procopius 14:41, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

• For 'cause I added that Wilde quote (which is acctaully based of a real quote by Mr. Wilde). --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:09, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against, why? one word - Rodney Dangerfield - --HP talk 03:37, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. No way. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:56, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Of course. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 09:34, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• "If someone types in "Harry Potter"...they want to read a humorous slant on Harry Potter, not an article on a Dutch mink farmer with laser-beam eyes." Hear, hear. --L 14:13, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, because it's brilliant. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 14:18, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, as per everyone else who voted "for". ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:05, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Just put a link next to the Beginners Guide, Style Guide, Big Five, Questions, Donations button.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:56, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, because it starts with an Oscar quote, has a Chuck roundhouse pic, uses the word "gay" three times in one sentence, and escalates weasels down Australia's pants. --  !!! ??? 00:20, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, all the IP articles that weren't started because of reading HTBANJS. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 00:44, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It may not be as funny/witty/crap as the other articles we feature, but this is certainly one of our best pieces of work, and as I recall VFH is for our best work, not funniest. The Freed Mind Sutoth Indar the Black Mage [MUN] [YvJP] 07:42, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• "Weak For'. It honestly should be in the HowTo namespace. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:07, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, this policy deserves to be featured. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:46, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Very, very funny. And it'll get people to read it. --User:Nintendorulez 17:17, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Brilliant and helpful, while still being hilarious, but in the end, it's still an ignorable policy, and no policies on the main page, i say! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:26, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Not just a great article on how to write on Uncyclopedia, but also a great article in of itself, even if it isn't helpful. ---Stevo the Human, now with an article!!
• Positive Reinforcement. In smaller words, yes.--Wit (tawk) 07:05, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• Comment, I love this article and fully support it being featured, especially since it helped (and amused) me so much as a lowly noob. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:48, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I had only skim-read it before, because I know I'm funny (my mother tells me so). I didn't realise how hilarious it is. It's one of the best things on the site. 15Mickey20 20:11, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Philosophy

• Nom and For InfiniteMonkey 19:49, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• If a user votes for in a VFH section, and no one's around to see the edit made, was it actually there the whole time? -- cdr. thetoastman tlk ctr cun f@h 20:36, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• I think, therefore I vote no. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:02, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against. Ok, but not quite. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 21:05, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• Is the glass half For or half Against? I changed my philosophy-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 04:00, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, because it reminds me of a philosophy teacher (boo!), and it was funny (unlike that philosophy teacher. Again, boo!)--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:48, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
• Winnah! For - David Gerard 12:08, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
• Why not, Kate Winslet? Love the Heraclitus section. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:17, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• It's attractive, well put together, thought-out. But not funny. Needs trimming, like Diogenes' nosehair. So, no. 09:10, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It fully actualizes its potential as my senses act upon it and create the image of Philosophy in my mind. But then, what do we really know?--Procopius 15:09, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I agree with Procopius.-- 15:13, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• To vote For, or not to vote For? That is the question. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:34, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Still, I'd love to see mention Plato's treatise on pederasty from The Disgorgias, entitled "Fuck You, Socrates." --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:27, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

For, because I actually had a funny philosophy teacher. --  !!! ??? 01:46, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

• 4. --L 08:42, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• Yes. Funneh. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 14:20, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Phor. The intro was the best description of philosophy I've seen so far. -- MaximvsDecimvs 18:55, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I liked the intriduction though.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:20, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Gaydar

• nom and for. I thought this was pretty funny and the graphic is genius, and it's got the potential to be even better. For instance, there must be some kind of gaydar jamming system, right?InfiniteMonkey 23:19, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for -- I'll change my vote to For after I make a few touch-ups. Note to all: halt voting on this submission until I've fixed it up a bit (nothing serious; just some minor tunings). Or not. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 23:25, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

I'm done, and for. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 23:31, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

• Strong Against. Short and no laughs. The pic is good though. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 23:58, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

thanks :) --Huffers 02:37, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

• Strong for. This is a funny. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:21, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• Very Strong For. Not that it makes any difference, adding strength. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:03, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• A For so strong, its almost butch. I gave this one a good going over too. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:36, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong for, nice and edgy, good content balance, great puns.. yeah funny !.--Vosnul 10:10, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• Reluctant For. Ok, fine, I'll vote for this gay-themed article, but this is the last one I'm voting for for a while.--<<>> 14:15, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• For in a ruggedly heterosexual manner - David Gerard 12:10, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
• Comment I don't care for the article, but the Gaydiation image made me laugh... You should VFP that one! --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Torture Water Man Babies 20:45, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
• Sure. References to Buckyballs and that mysterious siren in Vanilla Sky secured my vote. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:49, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• Indeed yes. After I had snorted out big laughter-chunks at the image, the rest of the article fell into place. 09:07, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. The humor is obvious and deserves to be noticed.-- 15:11, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For: funny, and made me pull out my old Palm to see if http://www.freewarepalm.com/mature/gaydardeluxe_v22a.shtml still worked. --  !!! ??? 01:42, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• Yesses.' Mostly for the Gaydiation picture. Dumitru 01:45, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• No thank you -Heh heh funny, but not enough for VFH. The picture is gold, though. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:27, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against IMO, it just doesn't have that classic burning sarcasm that some of my favorites have. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For because it was started by a friend of mine --Huffers 20:07, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For but I'm not for Gay marriage for straight people. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:25, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Self-hating Jew

• Self-nom and for, because my rabbi and former Hitler Youth leader says the truth must come out about the Protocols, even though They will never let me work in Hollywood again for this. --  !!! ??? 22:16, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:22, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, Oi! I should bring you some matzo ball soup, maybe. I make the shmura matzo myself. Have some, you'll plotz.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:01, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 02:24, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - I started to accept my multiracial background & then this happens.-- 10:45, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I hated myself for making that pic...-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:01, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Hitlerbear says For - David Gerard 15:17, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For. Now THIS is what I'm talking about. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:54, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Too short, not feature-quality in my opinion. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:55, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Not VFA quality, pictures recycled. InfiniteMonkey 15:41, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. How about one on the atavistic guilt of lapsed Catholics? -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 15:49, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Being a former Catholic myself, I find this idea hilarious. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:47, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

• I HATE THEM ALL! and for that reason I shall vote FOR! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 18:25, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• For because I laughed while reading it.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 21:17, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. The text is fine, but as InfiniteMonkey said, the pictures (with the exception of the Mordillo one) could use some work. The Lieberman one seemed like a non-sequitor to me.--Procopius 12:04, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for, for the same reason as Procopius and unfortunately I've been a bit short on time to try and help. The writing is top-notch, though. Have you tried Image Request? -- Imrealized ...hmm? 06:42, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Although I would like to see the opposite version of this article. Sometimes accusations of "self-hating-jewishness" are ridiculously true and funny.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:08, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Erraticus

• Nom and For - Was a Poo Lit Surprise contest winner.--Mister Nosey 00:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• This self vote for can be yours for $19.99 a month! Ask me how!--Procopius 20:47, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For More deserving that most of the other PLS stuff. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:52, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's a little short, but it's incredibly funny. --  !!! ??? 23:18, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Tough decision, but falls just short for me. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:12, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I like it! Maybe a bit heavy on the random humour side, but great!Aaadddaaammm 09:29, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• For my favourite entry in the PLS. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 21:35, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:03, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- 16:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against.Just 'cause something does not translate into any official language DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNY. I mean, easy on the jibberish, ya mean? GRUNG! -Unsigned. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:45, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, I wish it was a bit longer, but still wonderful-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 19:50, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment. Thanks for the vote. It's true, (as Falcotron noted as well) it's short. I think I ran out of ideas. Either that, or historiography is the bitch child of comedy.  :)--Procopius 21:22, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

• For. Another fun historical romp courtesy of Procopius. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 06:49, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Learn Hebrew

• Nom and For. A great one from Mordillo. Possibly the most abusive and erudite HowTo. And it's got this line: The proper way to pronounce this letter is take a nut and shove it down your throat as far down as possible and then observe the sounds you make as you try to cough it out. Got it? There is your Chet.--Procopius 23:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's not Mordillo's best work, but that doesn't mean it's not hilarious. P.S., Mordillo, can I have a picture of you for the Self-hating Jew article? --  !!! ??? 00:21, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

comment Naturally, but you can ask Sev to portray me:Black coat, big nose, give out loans at a very bad rate of interest. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:41, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey <insert name here> look at Mordillo!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 18:26, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Oh yeah! And it looks much better than I do in real life...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 18:46, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

• For --Mister Nosey 00:59, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Didn't like it then, don't like it now. Sorry. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:23, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I chortled. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:26, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Nice. Nearly as much fun as deliberately mixing up your salaams and shaloms in Jerusalem. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 04:38, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, as per nommer. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 09:38, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Well, it got a warm mention in the PLS AND I wrote it, need to vote for it nes't pas? :) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:41, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. One of my favourite articles from Poo Lit. -- Hindleyite 18:27, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• בעד. Means for. But don't even ask how to pronounce it.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:43, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• Hitlerbear says For - David Gerard 21:48, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For- Wow, Hebrew sounds really dangerous. Seriously, I thought I was going to choke on that chet thing. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:22, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. And I should say that there ARE vowels in Hebrew. We put them under our letters. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:00, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Only if it's a book for children or poetry, or for beginners. Trust me we don't write the vowels 99% of the time.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:26, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

• Against. Sorry, only made me laugh once. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:24, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Cornbread is one laugh ahead of me. "A" for effort, though.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:12, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Not featureworthy, because. --ZniLe 12:34, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

commentWhich was always a good reason...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 18:26, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

• For. Language humor is the best.--<<>> 19:13, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Damn and i actually tried learning Hebrew... too funny.--Lutskovp 20:01, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For. I already know Hebrew, which made this article even more funny! Bravo to the creator!! (besides, I even helped out with some modifications) --User:Llama-Llover
• For. I don't know a lick of Hebrew, but after reading this I'll act like I do. Nice addition of sound files, too. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 06:56, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For. I love this article. It pokes fun at the native English speakers (namely, me) and the picture at the end with Windows in Hebrew was hilarious. --User:Armodeus

HMS Potatore

• Nomination and For. I think it's great. If people don't like it, tough turkeys. -- Hindleyite 16:43, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• ForI enjoyed it.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:25, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For <chugs beer> Thanks to the collaboration (with Shandon) to make this page I've got <belch!> culture. <pumps fist> Cul-chur! Cul-chur! Cul-chur! Wooo, Skynyrd rules! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:28, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For British Naval efficiency at its best. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 22:05, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For, even though these "tough turkeys" Hindleyite speaks of intrigue me. I'll take two of 'em so I can stage fights in my backyard. Do you take PayPal? -- Imrealized ...hmm? 04:21, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 12:06, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong for. Excellent mash of Pinafore and Uncyclopedia. I look forward to The Potato Skins of Penzance.--Procopius 13:08, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I like it. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:21, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. The whole thing is brilliant, but Gilbert accusing <insert name here> is the best meta I've ever seen on Uncyclopedia. --  !!! ??? 19:24, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment. HA! Didn't notice that before. I'm flattered.--Procopius 20:02, 1 September 2006 (UTC) And fooled, too. Still, excellent.--Procopius 20:05, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment. Hahaha, good laugh. I didn't notice that either, nicely done. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 21:04, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

• For he himself has said it: Thanks to MO for all the hard work!--Shandon 20:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Even though I haven't a damned clue about what the hell it is all about....but it got me in it! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:50, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. You know the drill... ~ ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NotM|+S 22:16, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • (Discussion continued...)
• Against. I agree with MoneySign. Even though it's not real redlinks it still gives me nightmares.-- 06:23, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment Gilbert & Sullivan's text is like Red Vs Blue (as in Halo or the USA). Too obscure?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:19, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

• For! Spectacular - David Gerard 15:25, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• If For no other reason than the tremendous amount of time spent on this. Hard to put together. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:51, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. It's too much of an in-joke. InfiniteMonkey 09:40, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment as I've said before, I don't see it as all that in-jokey. When it comes down to it, it's Pinafore with color commentary from G&S. The poster-pic and the Potato are incidental to the story.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:04, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

• For Give me hope, and what I lack in education and polite accomplishments, that I will endeavour to acquire. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:56, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

American Fundie Magazine

• SN+F, I don't know if those being satirized will recognize this as, well, satire. Sometimes you just need to take the piss, as it were...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:39, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• For--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 18:53, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• Mean-spirited and unfair, much like its target. For.--Procopius 19:50, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• For, even though I think I was misled. I sent all my money to that Cayman Islands PO Box, and yet God still didn't hear my prayers and strike down all the liberals, atheists, homos, hippies, Catholics, negros, young people, people with tans, and women in San Francisco, so I still can't find a parking space. --Falcotron 22:17, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Where's Sinner? --Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 02:56, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
• Yay.--Gubby 12:45, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. We shall march on a road of bones. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 16:12, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I am not saying that this article will never see the chance of getting featured, but how can I, as an anti-fundie proponent, possibly enjoy an article that protrays Ptolemaic Universe (which is an early Modern Catholic doctrine) as a 21st-century US Christian fundie idea? There are things that need not be there but are there anyway just for the sake of having more references (regardless of applicability). Yes, I know I am a bit harsh on this but I would rather vote for an article that is short but elegant and precise than one that is long but confusing and self-contradictory. -- The Colonel (talk) 09:15, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

  (Discussion continued...)

  • For. Now that's better. -- The Colonel (talk) 16:07, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Hohoho, this is funny. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:06, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Yes it is. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:22, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For because I hate Christians. (Note: I don't hate Christians.)—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 21:08, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment Note: Neither do I. Liberal Christians are all right, s'just those that take the book literally that boil my soup.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:07, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

• For.--So So 07:00, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against for now - the article text tries to skewer the subject with a bludgeon. This is probably fixable with a rewrite of the existing text. But that image is VFP-worthy - David Gerard 07:41, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment "Sometimes it is best to scramble eggs with a hammer." Sun Tzu.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:16, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

• For --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  20:54, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For but wait... *gasp*! I am unlucky vote #13! What an unGodly number! Jebus, cleanse me of whatever sin what I done! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A
• For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:58, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak For. Didn't get me at first, but after a reread I like the idea. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:59, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Love the Where's Sinner?.(EDIT--Sorry, realized I forgot to sign it.)--Ginchael 04:25, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

• N+F My second favourite entry in Poo Lit--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:46, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• For My second favorite entry too--Shandon 18:39, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. A wide variety of humor without ever becoming random and stupid. I mean, it uses "set us up the bomb" and is nevertheless funny. That's a rare thing, to be treasured. Plus, other than a small part of the US (and the entire world outside the US, of course), everyone calls it "Mac & Cheese" and has no idea what "Kraft Dinner" is--which just makes it funnier. --Falcotron 21:59, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Funny, but could use some minor touch-ups. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 00:17, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• FOR! — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 06:49, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against because my sense of humor often does not jive with that of everyone else.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 08:48, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. :) ~ T. (talk) 10:17, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• For ^_^ -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 13:35, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Sports writing isn't just about the scores -- there has to be an equine interest element as well. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:42, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• For funny --HP talk 11:53, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against. Tough for me, because I'm a fan of Shandon's work, and I genuinely like the ending of this piece. If there was more detail about the horse's career, I'd swing the other way.--Procopius 14:58, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• For-There, are you happy now Shandon? *smile*-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 19:10, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Anything horse-related is OK by me!  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:31, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Anything Kraft Dinner-related is OK by me! -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:29, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Like Falcotron said, it's amazing to hear a Zero Wing quote and actually laugh again. (Plus it makes me frowny to see that my favorite Shandonism didn't make the cut.) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:18, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For --Mister Nosey 00:36, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Kraft cheese triangles -- Hindleyite 12:54, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Can't believe I forgot to vote for this. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:47, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• What Cornbread said. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:28, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test

• Self-nomination. OK, as far as Swiss psychiatrists go, everyone knows Jung. But Hermann Rorschach deserves a bit of recognition. Plus, I did a great deal of field research on this one. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 12:53, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• +1 For hilariousness--Savant13 14:40, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For --Shandon 18:10, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. I looked at this while it was in progress, and almost felt obliged to nominate it myself. Great work Immy! -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 21:02, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For I see a beautiful lady in that inkblot. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 22:05, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Great mix of dumb puns, brilliant satire, and silly drug references; what more could you want? Oh, pictures. They rock too. --Falcotron 06:22, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
• For all my childhood issues rushing back into my head.--Procopius 11:42, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Once again, Immy comes through with the cerebral hahas. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:38, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
• for, it's a trip. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:41, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
• Absolute-Lookatthebirdie!! --Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 20:39, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• A butterfly on a flower. Why are we bothering to vote? Just feature it instantly. 13:16, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Love it. Very, very clever. I'll have what you're having. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:09, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Good heavens, feature this immediately. It's hilarious. --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 01:53, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Nice!  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:27, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. What an excellent community evaluation this has been. Psychologically adorable. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:31, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Hermaphrodite

• Self-Nom and For. Well, it didnt win the PLS, but I still think its feature-quality, and hope you all do too. I thank RadX and Modusoperandi for the lovely pics. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:21, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For my favourite article of the PLS.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:38, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• ARRRGH! self-nommer beat me to it!!! For--I thought this was gonna be the winner--Shandon 06:31, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• TransFor! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:47, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Wow.--Procopius 11:34, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. I love it.--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 12:58, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Definately the best collaborative effort of the PLS.--<<>> 13:48, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Androgyny knows no limits.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 15:06, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• Yes. This scares me. -- Imrealized p.s. nice template 01:54, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Is this all emperialistic evidence? Perhaps you've been observing me for far too long... --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 03:17, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For.....I wish I had boobies..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:40, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• För My first vote in days and its for this piece of crap? No really, it's great. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:47, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I tried to laugh at this but didn't succeed. Maybe it's just not outrageously funny enough. Maybe I just need to go and take up somking bong. Anyway, I will have a look at this again and see if it's really feature-worthy. -- The Colonel (talk) 07:54, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. 'Tis quite a larf. --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 02:03, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Heh heh! (slurp)  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:32, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Simultaneously clever and creepy... Weppy, the Wehpudicabok -- Hi there! (ticker tape) 05:03, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. John1728 21:49, 31 August 2006 (UTC) John S.
• For -- monika 14:55, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For yay!! very good...and hermaphrodite is one of my favorite words.... The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
• For The images were hilarious. Excellent article :) DaBlade (Click here to bitch. :)) 11:20, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against' I could have swore I voted against this once already... Maybe I'm just making that up. Who knows. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:38, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against I didn't laugh-it's not funny enough to be in teh featured list. --KUK nerd 05:52, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Disneyland

• Nom and for. Entertaining and all the assorted links make me happy. A great body of work --Cycliclythium 19:35, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• For, very creative. Logixoul 21:53, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. A good parody of a Wikipedia entry on foreign countries. This will be a stonger endorsement if the redlinks are cleaned up.--Procopius 12:16, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
• Sure. --L 12:27, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Nice job. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 01:03, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
• Very for: Classic! Why did it take this long to be nominated, and why aren't many people voting for this? Vote, you bastards!!—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 04:11, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Because it's good ~McDestroyertron (talk) 04:16, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
• For, I guess. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:10, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Excellent. 70.103.20.120 23:28, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Damn good... --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 04:27, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's funny, more exposure will help fill out some red links. --68.231.149.139 17:36, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Because this has fewer calories and goes down smoother than the regular brands. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh yea. Article r0x0rz, which in haX0r sp33k means "Dude!" --Captain Finding Nemo 06:01, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Long overdue, the Disneyland cycle is what hooked me on this site -- Rljenk 03:12, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For I really like this one. It has a real place, references to a real place, and is a great parody of real country articles. Top-notch! » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 06:47, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
• for A worthy tome, the pinnacle for me was "Maus macht frei". Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:16, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• For, gets saved from stagnation removal because it made me laugh.--<<>> 18:46, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I'm sure I already voted for this, but I can't find my vote. --  !!! ??? 01:32, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For It's very creative...there should be more articles like these. --KUK nerd 05:57, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Edvard Munch

• Quasi self nom and for a big rewrite on the lonely shore of existential fumbling --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
• For...yeah this was a really hard descission there is so many of them...umm....GO VOYNICH ONE ALSO....alright...here's another one for you Hardwick The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
• For...careful, I think only truly cultured people are gonna get this one... --HP talk 16:12, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Hilarious! --L 17:43, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
• For - Yes, quite well done indeed.  c • > • cunwapquc? 18:49, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Wait -- I want to be cultured, too! (Also, the "Very Miserable Years" section is great.)--Procopius 20:29, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. A great rewrite. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 16:33, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• Missed this one too.....still think you should have the Munch Bunch! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:59, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• For, and I quote: "Edvard spent his later years looking forward to death with sheer terror while curled up in a corner of his room, under a sheet." --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|F@H|MUN 21:24, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• For I'm cultured! I'm cultured! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A21:29, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. If anyone wants to buy a Munch, I know a guy who knows a guy. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 03:48, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against i dont get it--Parodius 22:31, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
• for A lovely piece of dreck. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:05, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 02:59, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Even though they found the damned paintings a few days ago. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:44, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• for...forgot to vote for this earlier.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:07, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Sausage Butty Batter Nugget

• Nomination and cholesterol-rich For. Heck, you can't argue with Russell Crowe. I know I don't fancy a phone in my mush. Anyway, I'm sure they sell these at my local chippy. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 11:41, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Napoleon Boneparte died alone and childless on the windswept island of St. Helena after a harpsichord fell through the ceiling and hit him on the head. I'm a sucker for rich imagery.--Procopius 11:53, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. dung has not just fallen out of cows, it has also fallen out of fashion. Pure genious, well done that man!--McBumlo 19:29, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. This is my kind of random. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:44, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• Quatro I mean (Four), considering I helped inspire its creation (yes, I am God), and seeing as Snakes on a Plane isn't faring so well anyways.--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:49, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, I blew chunks, it was so funny. --HP talk 16:22, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
• I'm Lovin' It --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:10, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I mean, it was okay, but then I read the other articles voted up at the moment, and it's not as good. If the competition was dreck then it would be a good vote: but then if there were no other guys in the world, I'd be up to here in pussy chicks female company, know what I mean? FreeMorpheme 21:34, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
• Hi-larious. I prefer this to Humosexual. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:42, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Jesus Christ this is amazing. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:25, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
• What, you expect me to say "for" or something?? --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 03:45, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
• For I can't resist an article with hedgehogs. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:23, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
• For random food items. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:03, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Delicious! -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:42, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. This is about on-par with the horror stories I've been told about English sandwiches. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:20, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Ew. - David Gerard 15:49, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For and a "how the frick did I miss voting on this before?" Stupid me, 'cause this one's a wiener winner. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 07:10, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Although it adds to the now enormous number of uses of the "masticate" as an innuendo --Jamtrousers 12:38, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment Mastication is nothing to be ashamed of. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 15:25, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Pentium 4

• Self Nomination - I have worked on it for some days and it's time for it now to face the final test. (I have removed most of the comments I posted here. See discussion page for more details.)-- The Colonel (talk) 12:10, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 13:00, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
• What the hell is wrong with u ppl? Saw this when it was under development and liked it then. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
• For - I liked it. It's not very often that an article up for nomination mentions a recently featured article (Idiocrates). Plus it was funny. --emc! ╬ 20:58, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Took me a while to decide, because it was kinda confusing the first time I read it, but after re-reading, its funny and the images are good. -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 05:45, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, because I'm one of the poor bastards that bought a Pentium Pro and I'm still holding a grudge. Modusoperandi 00:54, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, you know why... --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:36, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Cleverly done. This is why I own a Compaq. Wait a minute . . .--Procopius 12:53, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. This is a sympathy vote for a nice try. Seriously, WTF is this (see [1])? Go to Hades? That's some funny shit there Swordman. So is this article. I've no sympathy at all, actually. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:18, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• For...I never owned a dog named Patches, thusly go Smackintosh! --HP talk 05:50, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

• See here. -- The Colonel (talk) 16:45, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

• Do not click the link "See here" in the above line, you may regret it!!!!!!!!!! --HP talk 03:41, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

• For I have an AMD64 in my laptop too...-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:06, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• for mentioning Idiocrates. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:28, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. - satire of computer stuff, only cleverer - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 11:14, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - David Gerard 15:47, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For

Previously Featured

Suburban homeboy

Featured —rc (t) 04:56, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

• Not nom (that was Mister Nosey), but for. This page speaks to me as though it was writ by my own hand. Which it was. Plus I spent way too long 'shopping a pic of Vanilla Ice to make him even dorkier not to render a self-centred "for".--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• Oh all right, For...--Shandon 17:10, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For-- 19:31, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Great stuff. Might even be better than all the stuff <insert name here> has done (and that's saying a lot).--Procopius 20:47, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• Need I say for? --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 22:25, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• Fo'. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:21, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. great stuff! -- mowgli 14:27, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• Conditional for. Needs categories. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:46, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment. Done. If you can think of any more (or more appropriate) cats, feel free to add them.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:21, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

• Fozizzor, my dilznoofuses. --  !!! ??? 21:51, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Pure greatness in a can! --Hhamdy283 00:23, 4 September 2006 (UTC) (Wow Procopius, I am flattered. I did not know my four pages were of such high calibre)
• Against until it doesn't warrant a "bloody ugly" template for its formatting. Then it'll be possible to evaluate the content - David Gerard 15:20, 4 September 2006 (UTC) Much better. For - David Gerard 10:07, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment Fo'matting's in place, yo. Jus' ugly now, not ugizzle with da' bloodizzle. (Or words to that effect)--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:52, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

• For, but I agree with David Gerard, needs a fix up. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:06, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• Fo' sho. -- cdr. thetoastman tlk ctr cun f@h 11:41, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• The flab be down wit deez shiit!--Flabius-Danner 09:15, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
• Fo'shizzle. Funiest article I've read in a while. -Please sit back, relax, and sign your votes... -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:44, 10 September 2006 (UTC) reinstated

  Comment Damn! Admiral06 at 12:16, 10 September 2006 must be frontin'! Only whack fools don't sign their votes, yo! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:47, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment Link me the diff and it'll count. Yo. —rc (t) 06:06, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

  It's all up in this, a'ight?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:15, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

• Strong For. This was my fav in the Illustrated Article portion of Poo Lit. I especially love the hand-drawn pic that starts things off. Fun writing, too. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 06:45, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MIZ-ZLE-BI-ATCH-EZ. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:45, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong for. John1728 02:43, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment Damn, yo! This is twice now...sign your edits John1728, or they don't count for nuthin'. Peace!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:34, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Whachu talkin' bout, fool? The bitches were sizzle'd. You just didn't take the advancing waves into account in your calculatizzles... aw, fuck. I'll remember next time. Unless of course I forget. John1728 02:43, 17 September 2006 (UTC) Good that you back a brutha up. Peace out.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:46, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Medical Malpractice

Featured —rc (t) 06:10, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

• Nom and for. Humourous healthcare helps hernias hurt! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 13:36, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For GSPbeetle ^{complains Vandalisms} 14:18, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. --L 14:35, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I love infectious steel.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 15:40, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Most excellent. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:17, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, funny. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 18:13, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Severian put a great deal of sharp, unsterilized medical instruments work into this, and it's excellent.--Procopius 23:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- VFP Eincyc (talk) 23:21, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, not just because it proves that Pee Review isn't useless (well, maybe it doesn't prove that, because most of the best jokes had nothing to do with the input at Pee Review, but because it's infectiously funny. --  !!! ??? 00:15, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• NURSE! NURSE! GET THAT SPONGE OUT OF ME! oh...and FOR.-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:42, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, and while I've got you on the line..Doctor, why are both of my implants on the same side?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:32, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. And they said it couldn't be done...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:31, 3 September 2006 (UTC) 04:31, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For and now will you stop buggin me? i kid of course. good article! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
• For I liked the pictures. --Savant13 14:06, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For...Severian is smarter than you or I.--Shandon 04:18, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. This is the most amount of deserving articles I've seen on VFH at one time, which kinda sucks because I came here looking to be a bastard and vote against a bunch of shite. Not so, fate says. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 07:03, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I hear people get this a lot? it's what they wants!? 128.82.58.58 19:59, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For?—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 02:56, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I love medical malpractice. This article is an inspiration to malpracticers. And I think it's hilarious.--65.175.203.110 00:13, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For total stroke of genius *haw haw* --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 00:42, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Write A Cover Letter

Featured —rc (t) 05:35, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

• Nomination - Seems very high in quality. It also won the Poo Lit Surprise contest.--Mister Nosey 22:21, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Procopius is a funny guy. Plus this page not only didn't get me a job, it somehow cost me a testicle.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:25, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• For -- VFP Eincyc (talk) 22:37, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Funny. --Falcotron 23:39, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• Forish... I really dont like featuring HowTos, but this is a rare exception. And just for the record : This vote never happened. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 02:55, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:50, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• Forrrrrrrr.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 08:40, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Don't PLS winners get featured automatically? -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 15:24, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- Hindleyite 18:41, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• Self vote for. Nothing to see here.--Procopius 20:05, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• For-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 20:37, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• For HowTos Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:47, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• For 'Tis good. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:27, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For. Excellent. Weppy, the Wehpudicabok -- Hi there! (ticker tape) 05:24, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against. I like it, but it doesn't have what the French call a certain... I don't know what. --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:01, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Comment. Je nais se quoi? Savoir-faire? Sang-froid? Noblesse oblige? Just pulling French phrases as I go . . .:)--Procopius 17:08, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

• FOR As usual. Anything by Mr. Pro is A++ in my book. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:00, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. A very deserved winner deserves featuring, verily. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 04:59, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• Yep. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 17:44, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• As Teal'c would say, Indeed --Savant13 14:15, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Aye this is great stuff. --Nydas 18:14, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• 'For top quality --Blue eagle 08:53, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For nice! 128.82.58.58 20:00, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It sure has that, ummmm, what the French call, I think, joint nasal quack --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 21:05, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I'm usually not one for "HowTo:" articles, but I do enjoy this one.--King Charles the IIIrd 21:12, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

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