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#I am nominating this article due to visibility, humor and origninality. [[User:Happy Weasel|Happy Weasel]] 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
 
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#'''For.''' It's actually a ''funny'' Hitler article! {{User:Solar penguin/sig}} 11:52, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
 
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|against=# As much as I love Hitler (and hey, who doesn't?), this page needs an editor. Most of what's there is pretty good, but the sheer volume overwhelms. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:02, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

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Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe

Vote: Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe

Score: Expression error: Missing operand for -.

Nomination: RabbiTechno 12:44, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. One of the finest articles I've read in a while.
Against Votes:

No against votes

Idea

Vote: Idea

Score: 1 ideas

Nomination: <<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:21, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. We need more PLS entries here at VFH. Lots of good ones this last go-round.
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

African Giraffe

Vote: African Giraffe

Score: 12.5 giraffes running you the fuck down

Nomination: Ironically, the African giraffes only weakness is other African giraffes. This has led the African government to start hundreds of African giraffe breeding programs. These mostly end in the death of entire civilisations because everybody knows African giraffes will run you the fuck down.
For Votes: 12.5
  1. Obviously. --KATIE!! 21:10, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:12, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Everybody knows African giraffes will run you the fuck downBraydie 21:15, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Represents all that I love about Uncyclopedia, strangely enough. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:47, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For the fuck down -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:51, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. Trappled under foot -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 01:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, I'm keeping this comment short. I have to get the heck out of Crete. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:18, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Also Crete. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:38, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:11, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. L 03:11, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For, This is an awesome article. 209.244.31.36 05:42, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. African Giraffes will run other articles the fuck down. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:15, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. Even though I haven't got around to actually reading it yet...RabbiTechno 15:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. I remember when it got brought up on IRC. Swordmaster 15:15, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Bicycle

Vote: Bicycle

Score: 1 stolen bikes floating in the canal.

Nomination: Billsheppard 11:09, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Not quite a self-nom, other people have developed it very well since I did any new content. Billsheppard 11:09, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Too British. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:22, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1

2

  1. A☭AINST, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:17, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. Some good moments, but it's just not as funny as the Giraffes. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:32, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Adolf Hitler

Score: 10 minority groups VFD'd

Nomination: I nominate this article Happy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. I am nominating this article due to visibility, humor and origninality. Happy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, sure. Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:01, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. I love the pictures in this article, especially the melon fuherer Template:Weasel3689/sig 03:22, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. emc's work in wikifying and improving this article must not be ignored. However, because it is a Hitler article, it MUST be protected or at least semi-protected upon being featured so that gobshites can't fiddle with it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:35, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Great darts. I never knew Adie H was such an adorable person. The pictures are fantastic too. Billsheppard 11:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:57, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Capercorn 01:34, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. L 03:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. It's actually a funny Hitler article! solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:52, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. FOR!!!! --My sides are splitting...
Against Votes: 1
  1. As much as I love Hitler (and hey, who doesn't?), this page needs an editor. Most of what's there is pretty good, but the sheer volume overwhelms. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:02, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Catch A Predator

Score: 0 Cherry Pie

Nomination: I nominate this articleHappy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. I nominate this article because tastlessness never looked so good and it helps the way this article plays with words Happy Weasel 23:51, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - I love the interrogation part. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:27, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Sorry, but the only part I found funny was the recipe. (Which is hilarious, by the way. Especially the last word.) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 02:52, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. It's make-you-smile funny, not laugh-out-loud funny. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:56, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Misinformation

Score: 0 snake-headed bananas

Nomination: An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays 20:44, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and for Not sure if it's been in pee review long enough.An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays 20:44, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For, however, could use extra blatant humor. Yamake 21:43, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. L 06:43, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. A☭AINST, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:18, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. It's make-you-smile funny, not laugh-out-loud funny. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:58, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Anti-spam

Score: -1 rm -rf / anyone?

Nomination: Yamake 03:44, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. SN & F: Who ever said spam is bad? Yamake 03:44, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Weak For: Geek is good. Could be better, but still worthy. Ikabu 09:18, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For - David Gerard 12:51, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against Geeky as I am, command line humour is just a little too geeky for me. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:10, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against just not funny Fou-Lu 08:30, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against, it might work better as a HowTo. As it is, it's neither nerdy enough nor absurd enough. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:55, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. A☭AINST, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:59, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

I feel so stupid nominating this, but oh well. Yamake 03:44, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia in popular culture

Score: 4 Uncyclopedia rip-offs

Nomination: Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:18, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Nom & For: A parody of Wikipedia in popular culture done mostly by Cap'n Ben with some work from Mhaille and myself. Thanks two Wehpudicabok four fixingg all of our litle gramaticall and speling erorrs. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:18, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - David Gerard 12:53, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:41, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:00, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Weak for. I don't really think it's an injoke, though, just because it references Uncyclopedia. I mean, if you're a noob who's coming onto the site for the first time, and seeing that it's a funny wiki... well, that's really all you need to know to get it. (Except for the comic strip, nobody'll get that, but that's minor.) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:43, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against For obvious reasons I like this article, but it's an in-joke, and I'm dead set against in-jokes being highlighted. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:06, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Comment I think it's more of a parody on the Wikipedia article... --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:34, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Sauce

Vote: Sauce

Score: 12 Maserati MC12s covered in sauce

Nomination: Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. For - A very funny article from current WotM candidate So So. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - David Gerard 12:18, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. And here I thought it was going to be sexual. --Emmzee 12:57, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For with sauce on" AtomDsig.png 18:46, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. /me puts on his "So So's Biggest Fan" shirt. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:40, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:03, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Mmmm.... sauce solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:10, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Sauce is Delicious! Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 17:36, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:06, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. --Andorin Kato 02:53, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. Wow. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:46, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

HowTo:Be at one with the universe‎

Vote: HowTo:Be at one with the universe‎

Score: 8 tinfoil sombreros

Nomination: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. SN+F. A...unique...Howto with audio that is also...unique. I've lost my mind. Nope, there it is. My bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - David Gerard 12:21, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:55, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. ForShandon 15:28, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. Brilliant. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:16, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. AtomDsig.png 15:05, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Oh, I am SO for this. Wonderful. --Andorin Kato 02:24, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"

Vote: UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"

Score: 9

Nomination: Braydie 15:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. self nom and for Well, it got a good review, so I thought I'd stick it on here. —Braydie 15:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Agree, especially since I made the good review. I think it's an excellent news article. The addition of the handcuffed person at the end is gold. - Enzo Aquarius 00:22, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Sure. Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:30, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Yes. We've featured a lot of UnNews recently, but UnNewses like this keep them from burning out. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:43, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Of course, the likeliness of a Google employee's job to suck is much higher than that of an Apple employee, but I won't hold that against the article.StopTalkingToMyself
  6. For! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Fou-Lu 08:32, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. Well, this is a lot better than most of the stuff on vfh right now, so ForShandon 15:27, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For GAMESPOT=666 20:05, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. I absolutly refuse to say For on the grounds that it is redundant with the new system. Wait... AtomDsig.png 12:59, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. --Kelpan 18:54, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. I don't get it. goshzillacorrespondence 14:56, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Merde, She Wrote

Vote: Merde, She Wrote

Score: 8 Recently Dead Relatives

Nomination: Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
For Votes: 8
  1. SelfNom And For! People keep telling me this should be on VFH. So here it is. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 12:35, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For This new voting thing fucks with my head. I like it. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:50, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Sheer brilliance oozes from every pore of this article. --El Zoof 21:43, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Oui! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:28, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For - how did this miss last time? - David Gerard 12:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:43, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:11, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Waltzing Matilda

Score: 8 Troopers mounting thoroughbreds

Nomination:
For Votes: 8
  1. Nom And For! I like to think I'm funny. --El Zoof 03:10, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. L 15:36, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:18, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:42, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. I'm not Australian, but I play one on TV. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:53, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. We Australians need something on the front page. Ikabu 09:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Kelpan 21:10, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Uncyclopedia:Accuracy

Vote: Uncyclopedia:Accuracy

Score: 7 Citations

Nomination: Emmzee 09:33, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Good quasi, needs to be featured. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  2. Must be featured. --General Insineratehymn 22:34, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:49, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:11, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For[citation needed] --El Zoof 04:15, 20 March 2007 (UTC)[citation needed]
  6. L 12:31, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For[citation needed] - ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 21:25, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:18, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. "Citation needed" gets really tired after a while[citation needed], and the text itself isn't all that[citation needed] Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:32, 21 March 2007 (UTC)[citation needed]

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Vote: What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Score: 12 paragraphs

Nomination: L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:43, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For--Dr. Fenwick 01:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:48, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:06, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For InfiniteMonkey 04:35, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. AtomDsig.png 21:26, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:33, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. Ultimate Three-pronged for. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  10. For - David Gerard 12:27, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For - Phantom Grammar 13:36, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:56, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0
  1. against The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jew1234 (talk • contribs) diff
Comments

This article predates the HowTo namespace... --L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)


HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement

Vote: HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement

Score: 12 delicious burritos FOR ONLY $0.99!!!

Nomination: A great article, runner up in the most recent PLS
For Votes: 13
  1. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Braydie 04:02, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:19, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 07:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR ONLY $0.99 Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 08:00, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:08, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. After agonizing week after week in English class, waiting for everyone in the class to understand what a thesis was and how one was made, where I had already grasped this fairly simple concept in the grade previous. As a side note, more recently everyone had forgotten what a thesis was in class. But I'm rambling. This is good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:58, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Should be distributed to all schools, everywhere, as it couldn't possibly lower the standard of edumacation. --El Zoof 04:40, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. 4 Utterly brilliant, even when presented to a critical audience such as my AP English class. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH 16:18, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, even though I don't like Taco Bell. Nice "subliminal messaging". --Andorin Kato 01:16, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. Haha. --KATIE!! 14:08, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- I love tacos and blowjobs. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 07:30, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. You have to admit, you don't see a Taco Bell ad coming when you read that title. Really nice. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 02:42, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. 'Not FunnyAgh ---17:00, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Manfred Mann

Vote: Manfred Mann

Score: 9.5 corpses found

Nomination: Agh 01:13, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11.5
  1. Nom and For This is one of the most hilarious articles I've ever read. --Agh 01:13, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. half-for because it's good but also (what pp said^) - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 11:28, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. ½F☭R, as well. It's got what it needs but not. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:26, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:47, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Needs development. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 00:41, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For - We do not feature enough band articles, and this is one of the best. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:35, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For-Retrofuture42 17:22, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For --71.246.184.162 03:12, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For-This literally made me laugh out loud.--74.68.52.133 23:13, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Hogwild 04:34, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Oialaaa 11:26, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For- Still needs a little development but funny. --Grandfunkr 12:20, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --64.75.74.10 14:43, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against Needs development. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:22, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against - good start, but not yet - David Gerard 12:31, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Walgreens Drug Store

Vote: Walgreens Drug Store

Score: 10 Capitalistic Vampires on Methamphetamines

Nomination: - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. Nom and For I don't know if this was nominated before, if it was why did it not feature? anyone who's ever worked for a retail monster can relate - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For If it's not Walmart, it's Walgreens. --Hanyouman 05:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:33, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:06, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. ForBraydie 19:54, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:32, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Needs a tidy up with the images, but enough to make me laugh, and I've never heard of them. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 00:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Sucks, in a good way --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:21, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For I used to work at a Walgreens. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 20:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. FORE! I like it! - Enzo Aquarius 21:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against Surely we have better targets to make fun of then this?--Agh 04:47, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. against. the intro kills it. goshzillacorrespondence 00:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • C☭MMENT, I redid the images in question. Better but not great. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 01:42, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé

Score: +10.5 Stolen Mattel Merchandise


Previously Featured

Newspeak

Vote: Newspeak

Score: '12.5 Doubleplusgood duckspeaker'

Nomination: A random but long-time IP browser 212.219.142.161 13:34, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15.5

Featuredrc (t) 05:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nominating this article - great examples of Newspeak that got me laughing for some time, but - more importantly - confused over how to actually speak a language for a good hour or so. Appears to have been Pee Reviewed positively in the Discussion area. 212.219.142.161 13:34, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 14:39, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Methink unwikiarticle doubleplusgood bbaproved. In english, I think that article was fantastic and Big Brother agrees.The foam cup 02:31, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Great... I mean, doubleplusgood.InfiniteMonkey 17:25, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Not sure where the .5 is from, but eh. --ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 18:57, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. Doubleplusgood. Swordmaster 20:46, 15 March 2007 (UTC) (BTW, the .5 came from the IP nomination.)
  7. --Kenvalyi 00:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Doubleplusgood My Belly feel fullwise Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 01:03, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. 4 --L 07:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For make country goodspeak fullwise. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  11. For-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:49, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:46, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:39, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. DO WANT Win32blows 19:15, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. Unagainst Karma-AH 19:18, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. I - Enzo Aquarius 21:24, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against. Surely there's more to nineteen eighty-four than this. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against Newmath is far better. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:34, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against Unreadable crap. --Agh 04:48, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
comment-incomprehensibility is the entire *point* of Newspeak. That's like complaining that the article on dyslexia has words where the letters are in the wrong order. InfiniteMonkey 04:39, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

One Out of Ten Doctors

Vote: One Out of Ten Doctors

Score: 12 out of 10 doctors

Nomination: Braydie 03:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13

Featuredrc (t) 08:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. Braydie 03:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dr. Finnegan advised me not to say "FU BRAYDIE", and so far my rage is consuming my soul! Thanks, Dr. Finnegan! --ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 04:22, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. L 04:43, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Approved by one out of 10 uncyclopedians. -- 54x Icons-flag-nz F@H (XXXX!) 07:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. Funny, ten out of ten times --Kenvalyi 17:06, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Sure 76.102.67.189 23:47, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Crap, sorry, that was me. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:53, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For! Definitely gets 1 star from me! --El Zoof 01:07, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:01, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. AtomDsig.png 21:33, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. HA! Now there's 11 positive votes! Great article, too. --Andorin Kato 01:12, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Fou-Lu 08:34, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against --Hogwild 04:30, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Against --Agh 15:01, 21 March 2007 (UTC) Sock of above vote. Or the other way round. Hard to tell. —Braydie 17:52, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Comments

As of this edit, there are ten votes, one of which disagrees. Coincidence? --ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 20:23, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Heh. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:07, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

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