Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

Useless Gobshite of the Month badge

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the preceeding month.
• Consistantly write crap.

Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

NOMINATE!!!

Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.

Past "Winners"

• Sir Elvis (October 2005)
• Scrotum (November 2005)
• Nerd42 (December 2005)
• Kakun (January 2006)
• Zombiebaron (February 2006)
• General Specific (March 2006)

Official Nominations for April

Villahj_Ideeut (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: + 1

• Nomination and For. What happened, man? You were nommed for NotM last month, and now you've fallen down into the pit of eternal suck. Try to redeem yourself. I don't want to do this, but maybe it'll serve as a wakeup call. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:29, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
• For Although I swore to vote against him on anything Villahj was nominated for, I can't help it. This is the one time I will vote for him, unless he bribes me (see that cookie on my userpage he gave me? It was so I would change me Against to a Neutral on his NotM nomination) or does something really good, and/or if he gets banned and is no longer a valid candidate. Anyway, one of us one of us, and all that. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:37, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. IRC, nuff sayed. --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Cream Of Meat Dog Fart Trombone 00:25, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
• Oh, absolutely.  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:12, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against This is an IRC award now? --—rc (t) 04:41, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I have my own reasons for voting... and #Uncyclopedia being linked from the pages of Uncyclopedia falls withi the realm of Uncyclopedia as a whole. So I feel I'm perfectly within my rights to vote based upon my experiences in #Uncyclopedia. --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Cream Of Meat Dog Fart Trombone 15:08, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
• I am perfectly within my rights to vote against him based on your experiences in #Uncyclopedia. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:12, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Sorry, Hinoa. He got blocked for 30 seconds by MoneySign.--Jtaylor1 11:58, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

1 day or longer, and that was in MARCH. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:47, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

• For This guy makes an ass of himself no matter where he goes.  Sir Dawg  cun | tlk | vdp  19:55, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against I wasn't aware that ANYTHING I may do in IRC has any impact on what I do on the site. Hinoa: are you referring to my most recent articles sucking? -- The Village Idiot♠(talk to me) 00:16, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

We don't islike you for your actions so much as just the general youishness of you... lol... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Cream Of Meat Dog Fart Trombone 14:56, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Iamthebob (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination and for He just made an article called The Worst Article Ever. Fitting title.--User:Thedaniel 14:44, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  
• Comment He just made The Worst Person Ever, which is him.--User:Thedaniel 14:46, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  
• For I am the useless gobshite of the month. No doubt. My articles suck.--Iamthebob 14:48, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  
• For, because indeed your articles are crap. I'm glad you admitted it. I shall now redify the first article Thedanial mentioned. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NotM|+S 14:56, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  
• For, half a score and four years ago...he was born and destined to be..."teh Useless Gobshite of the Month"...--VEf3o 15:58, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  

I'm afraid I've disquallified Iamthebob by blocking him for 3.. erm... I forgot... 3 weeks or 3 days, anyways... Fact that he's now not going to be our UGotM isn't that bad, as he didn't seem to mind. I don't like seeing this award given to people who want it. Sorry. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NotM|+S 17:24, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

• For, this is VEf3o...cause i didnt want to capitalize the v...but oh well. And about the UGotM and Iamthebob...that sucks lol--Teh vef3o

RudolfRadna (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0

• Nomination and for. Because this user doesn't finish his article Skeletor. Gives me a hard time on my talk page. He really deserves to be a Gobshite.--Jtaylor1 00:43, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I havn't been able to devote as much time to uncyc as I would like, and I have a sense of humor that apparently doesn't mesh well with the rest of uncyc, so this doesn't seem to be a surprising nomination, actually, although I am somewhat surprised about who it's coming from. I agree that most of my contributions have not been what they could be, but I am trying, and the unnews piece I wrote (with help from Flammable) wasn't that bad. I'm sorry you thought I was giving you a hard time, I thought we were just having a conversation which you choose to take as an attack for some reason [[1]]. Given that I think the Unnews piece UnNews:Queen puts Swift's proposal into effect; English start devouring Irish babies is a worthwhile addition to uncyclopedia, I respectfully propose that I have not consistently written crap, and therefore, I do not fit the criteria for this "award." Not that I don't want it, but I honestly don't think I'm deserving (underserving? Hm, complicated). [ addendum: Oh, and I forgot about this: [[2]] ].

--RudolfRadna 01:01, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Given the lack of support this nomination has gotten Rudolf, I think you're pretty safe.--<<>> 03:00, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

I agree with you and I wasn't really concerned about "winning." I was concerned, however, about being accused of "giving someone a hard time" when I fail to see how anyone could find anything I asked or said even mildly offensive [[3]]. Honestly, my main concern was people would read what Jtaylor1 wrote and just decide I was an idiot or irrational, or both, and I don't think it's fair for them to have that impression without hearing the other side of the story.

--RudolfRadna 03:05, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment: and how about this:[[4]]. Useless? Don't think so. Better luck next time ;P --RudolfRadna 14:44, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

*.*.*.* (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Nominated: Because IP users suck! --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Cream Of Meat Dog Fart Trombone 17:02, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

• Against. I can't agree with a blanket statement like that.  :) Many suck, but so do many registered users. And then there are the registered users who sometimes edit anonymously just for fun, some of which are good users, and some of which suck. --Bear 17:25, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • That's what makes this a jokeish entry... it's supposed to poke fun via a poorly thought out generalization... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Cream Of Meat Dog Fart Trombone 17:28, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• I believe this fails the eligiblity requirements above--user can't be b& for more than a day for a month prior to nom. There are several IPs that are b& permanently, so I believe this is right out. Funny, but against Teh Roolz™. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:32, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • If nothing else, it will get people thinking... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Cream Of Meat Dog Fart Trombone 17:36, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Wouldn't the proper denotation for (ANY IP ADDRESS) be 0.0.0.0? -- The Village Idiot♠(talk to me) 10:36, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I suppose that depends on what system you are using... With my dinky little Linksys, Dlink, and Cisco routers, you use * to denote all numbers in a range. --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Cream Of Meat Dog Fart Trombone 14:51, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Yeah, some addresses do use 0, so 0.0.0.0 is confusing. * is commonly used for a wildcard, especially on IPs. --User:Nintendorulez 20:20, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against. IPs can't be gobshites.--Jtaylor1 12:35, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

Bear (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0

Self-nomination: For lack of a better alternative candidate. --Bear 17:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

• HELL NO. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:27, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• See Eligibility Requirements above... you can't self Nom for UGOTM. --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Cream Of Meat Dog Fart Trombone 17:29, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

I figured that by n00bishly disobeying the rule I might draw a nom from the floor.  :) Agreed though, it's time to start thinking about a "winner" for this month. --Bear 17:45, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Vote below:

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Awwww...What the hell

• I can't stand seeing the lack of a proper nominee for this award yet, seeing as it is the 18th of April. So I'm gonna Nominate Bear. I know nothing about him, but he seems to want it, and thats good enough for me (I've already one the award once, and wouldn't mind winning it again). I'm also not voting for him, because I know nothing about him, and am only nominating him so that we might get some voting/nominating flowing this month. Cheers. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:35, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
• I stand by what I said before: HELL NO. And if it's a proper nom you want, look at the top of the page. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:31, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. (This could be my one and only chance to win something here.)  :) --Bear 19:04, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
• No. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:13, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
• For, for nominating me when I'm clearly a useful gobshite, rather than a useless one. --RudolfRadna 15:45, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Actually, Jtaylor1 nominated you, but I cheerfully accept your vote anyway.  :) --Bear 16:10, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Oh, I thought it was you because you put the template on my page. I originally thought it was jtaylor, but then got a little confused, I suppose. Well, probably neither of us will 'win' anyway so it doesn't matter. --RudolfRadna 16:15, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Nah. I just put the template on the pages of the nominees, including my own page. I find this whole idea pretty funny, so no hard feelings. --Bear 16:21, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Nintendorulez (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +10

• Nominate. I can think of no user more hated, vilified, and whiney. This user's main dastardly deeds lie in the past, but the whining continues to this day.--<<>> 20:37, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• EUROIPODS! I mean, FOR!Theo 20:42, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. Because someone has to be the asshole everyone hates. ^_^ --User:Nintendorulez 20:56, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• I think now is the time for Ninny to receive the kudos for his hard work. Much deserved. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• For Long overdue. :P -- Sir Codeine KUN VFP Bur. MDA NS UotM CM +S (Harangue) 21:00, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For he's a jolly good fellow... etcetera... --Mindsunwound: (MUN) Cream Of Meat Dog Fart Trombone 21:12, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 23:19, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For I think this is the first non-ironic For vote I've cast for GotM. —rc (t) 23:24, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• For--Rataube 23:48, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against. He got banned many times.--Jtaylor1 01:01, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Comment Not within the previous 30 days, though. Read the rules before basing your vote on them. -- Sir Codeine KUN VFP Bur. MDA NS UotM CM +S (Harangue) 12:24, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

• For --He doesn't like Sony or Microsoft. He must PAY! --Masochistyc 11:46, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
• For I can't belive he hasn't one this one yet! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:17, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
• For Added some random Tag on the BZPower page because he probably didnt like it --Green Hau 00:31, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
• For (highlight it...) --Lt. Clorox MUN Goatse Virgin ONS (talk/fortune cookie) 23:45, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

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