Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

Useless Gobshite of the Month badge

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
• Consistently write crap.
• If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

NOMINATE!!!

Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.

Past "Winners"

Sir Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia (2) • SU182 • Slashy/Rewrite • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie • Walter Humala • Starnestommy • Gert5 • Ohadaloni • Zeldafan500 • Famine • Masterof9puppets • Olipro • MediaWiki default • Fonchezzz • Hinoa • Rcmurphy • Savethemooses • EmperorLOLZORZ • Cajek • Dr. Skullthumper (3) • Sawblade5 • SysRq • Dexter111344 • YesTimeToEdit • Spang • Kip the Dip • Cows go moo when they poo • Dave2 • Gouncyclopedia! • Jack Phoenix • Syndrome • MrN9000 • Toungebud • Miley Spears • Thekillerfroggy • Hey people! • Why do I need to provide this? • Mnbvcxz

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

Official Nominations for February

Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +he's gonna win with 6 votes and TFK is a rotten jew

• Nom and For. poop poop poop pooop. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:14, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
• For He's on form this month... MrN  Fork you! 01:21, Feb 1
• For Because. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:42, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
• Because because because because because because of the wonderful things he does! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:51, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
• Poop per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:43, 8 February 2010

• Against. Because where else can I have power over what happens to an admin? Besides that, Dr. S has won it three times and also for the entire year of 2009. Nobody can be that useless. WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 20:05, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Duh. sausage lol 20:28, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Skullthumper? More like...um... Meh, I got nothin'. He's still a gobshite though. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:55, 10 Feb

PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +6 people who swat puppies

• Nom and For. He's won too many awards. Also his name sounds like poopy. WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 23:59, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
• Completely for! In addition, he has many helpful contributions and funny articles! He must be a gobshite. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 22:15, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
• Jesus, yes A long-time vandal, Puppy has gotten by on his good looks and double-down gambling instinct for two decades on Uncy. I've begged him to leave my articles alone, just to leave them alone. Now, after the begging and crying has stopped, it has finally come down to this. Aleister in Chains 00:08 7 Feb. MMX
• Against. I nominated him for Uncyclopedian of the Month, and he went on this massive monologue about how he's not worthy. The dude makes Hamlet look like an extrovert. He doesn't deserve any awards. --Matfen 00:03, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
• But of course I cannot think of a user more deserving! :D • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 16:41, Feb 8 2010
• For. His sig makes me homicidally angry. pillow talk 19:40, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Abstain. I can vote once and nobody said there are any limits in kinds of votes. I may abstain in that situation. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 23:34, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

I counter abstain, and raise you a PRESENT! Aleister in Chains 1:04 10 Feb. MMX

I'm affraid I don't understand you ;p. Well... I know what the words mean etc. but it doesn't make any sense for me :P Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 14:58, February 17, 2010 (UTC)

• For. Radio is a dieing media. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:54, 10 Feb
• For Because he never gets his votes in before before midnight Zulu time! Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 00:14, 27/02/2010

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +1 Lung

• nom and for. Again. --Docile hippopotamus 10:25, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
• For no other reason than the fact that I've never laughed so hard at someone's username. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 04:29, Feb. 12, 2010
• Delete No per against. sausage lol 04:38, February 12, 2010 (UTC)