Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

Useless Gobshite of the Month badge

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month.
• Consistently write crap.

Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

NOMINATE!!!

Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.

Past "Winners"

• Sir Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia • SU182 • Slashy/Rewrite • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111

Official Nominations for March

Braydie (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +2 Happy Fun Time Votes

• Nom and For, I can't see why this hasn't happened before. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:25, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

*F☭R, 00:26, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

• For Putting the "FUN" back in "UGOTM." —rc (t) 00:29, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Nobody expects the UGotM! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:31, 29 Mar 2007
• For. U GOT EM! lol -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:32, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Some jokes aren't funny. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:36, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Unsuitable. --Hrodulf 00:39, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• for because he infiniblocked starnes who was more worthy of the award --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:45, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - FU BRAYDIE. And per UNKNOWNFILE. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain --AAA! (AAAA) 01:40, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment So you want a good person to get a bad award for doing the right thing? Madness! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:35, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

COMMENT. THIS IS SPAR-TA!!!!<<>> 01:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

• For He totally deserves this.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 22:55, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Braydie doesn't deserve awards. -- Mitch 01:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
• For purely because this archaic voting method still exists. You have failed. --Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 01:34, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain because I want to vote for DiZ instead. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 15:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - and about time too. I was thinking of nomming Mhaille this month, so maybe I'll do that later. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against I'm all for making UGOTM fun, but Braydie? The Braydie? As in the famed Brayderick "Braydie" Brayderson III of Buckinghamfortworthshire? This I cannot stand for. But lol at Bradaphraser's comment. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:15, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 16:40, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Zerotrousers (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Self Nom+for He is a complete and utter, Irredeemable load of bats piss. He sincerely reminds me of the pieces of steaming elephant turd droppings I occasionly find on the left side of the road.--[[User:Shas'O'my'gosh|Shas]] 11:57, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I totally agree with Shas. I deserve this award completely.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 12:01, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Cannot be nommed - Sockpuppetry with old account, and self-nommed. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:48, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

DiZ (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +1 ghey donuts

• For Trying to foist his religious beliefs on us. Next time use the HowTo.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jedravent (talk • contribs) diff
• Against For others trying to devalue his religious beliefs on him. Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Eh?
• For because he won't shut the fuck up, Steve! You're scaring him! Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 15:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +9

• For. In the last few weeks, this guy has succeeding in pissing off many an admin on both Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has frequently flooded in the Uncyclopedia IRC channel, supposedly to "test bots", and has made a complete fool of himself. I believe that he is therefore fit for the award. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 07:18, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I am a complete, irredeemable dumbass. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 07:21, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For: His contributions (none) are appreciated by the Uncyclopedia community. Let's hope he never attempts to contribute. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 07:33, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• against because I'm going to nice for the first time in quite a while. Zombieninja666
• For - because he wants the award, and I'm helping him. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For emc said it. —Braydie 12:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For per nom. --General Insineratehymn 17:14, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

*F☭R, because I was denied the award and I can't let that happen to him, too. He's worked as hard for it. You're my boy, Starnestommy. 20:27, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• For because all the cool kids are doing it... --CaptainKickass 20:58, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, if he's not banned already. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• Comment. He was banned for a day by Hinoa, but that makes him still eligible. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• Comment I was unbanned about two hours later by Tompkins. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 21:10, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• Fooooooooooor! --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 21:10, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
• Bloody hell - Infinite block at the last second by Braydie. Can we still give this to him anyways? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:02, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• Uneligable -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:30, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

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