Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Consistantly write crap.

Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

   * 'Looked at', funny
   * Fancy template to put on your user page: Useless Gobshite of the Month {{GOTM}}
   * Mocked by your peers until your ears bleed
   * Huffed unmercilessly

Past Winners

Currently no-one. :(

Official Nominations

Now taking Nominations for the month of October. Put your nominations below this line.

I vote for User:127.0.0.1 who, despite been a member since April 2005, hasn't added a single article or contributed in any way. Thats worse than writing shite in my book -- Mhaille 17:40, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Unfortunately that doesn't jive with the award's (must) "Consistantly write crap" rule. What we need is another award entirely devoted to (dis)honouring people that register and (a) do absolutely nothing or (b) contribute no original content and make inconsquential edits to other people's stuff. ---- T. (talk) 17:47, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Can I self nominate? --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:56, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)