This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.
Eligibility Requirements
To be nominated, you must:
- Be a registered "member".
- Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
- Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month. If you were blocked AFTER you were nommed, then you are still eligable.
- Consistently write crap.
Who to Vote For?
Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.
Fabulous Prizes
Winners will get:
- "Looked at" funny
- Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
- Huffed mercilessly
- The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a badge.
- A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}
NOMINATE!!!
Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.
Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.
Past "Winners"
Sir Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia • SU182 • Slashy/Rewrite • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie
Official Nominations for April
Savethemooses (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +2 moose savers
- Nom and For, the reasons? Look at all of these "Featured Articles": Pot v. Kettle, Mediocre Britain, Spanish Inquisition, Seven Deadly Sins, Teletubbies, Phonics, Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies, Lord Byron, Kool Aid, World War I (video game), iPod yocto, J.D. Salinger, UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted, Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes, Z, Wall Street Crash of 1929, Pontius Pilot, HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish. I mean...seriously folks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:49, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Against. No ZB. I'm this months UGotM. Me. Me!. ME ME ME!!!!.--
10:54, 2 April 2007 (UTC)- Against. April 1th is over, Zb. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:38, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
- Now if you would only cast the same vote against the bloke I nominated for UotM... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
- Comment. Now you're being silly. Before, too. Also, after. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:57, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
- Now if you would only cast the same vote against the bloke I nominated for UotM... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
- Extreme lesbian. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:13, 4 Apr 2007
- For I feel like winning something without exerting any effort. --
02:34, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
- 18 featured article is "any effort"? Show off. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:14, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
- For When was your last useful edit, huffing, or block? --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:37, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Zerotrousers (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +5 lost pairs of pants
- Nom & For - Well, just look at these links. At that Award template on the bottom, where he changed UGotM to "Zerotrousers of the month". And I can tell he wants this award badly. He nominated himself last month, which was revoked because it was a self-nom (and used with his old account). See, Zerotrousers? I told you I'd nominate you... --AAA! (AAAA) 21:14, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For I seriously agree with AAA!. I am such a useless stream of golden bats piss that i completely deserve this award. P.s (AAA, Thx for the nom)-- 21:28, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For What a man wants, he should get. Zombieninja666
- For If he wants it that badly, let's give it to him. -- 05:09, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- For He obviously wants it, so we should give it him... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 11:17, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- Can't be nommed. He got blocked for just over a day. --
22:17, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
- Comment I'm trying to sort this out on Zombiebarons Talk Page. 07:30, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +2 links to goatse
Nom and for because he was so close to winning last month. And boy do I have a lot to say about this gobshite. -- 19:42, 3 April 2007 (UTC)For -- And I'm still useless (except for reverts...) --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:19, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
- "Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month." Come on, you know the rules by now. —Braydie 20:23, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
DiZ (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +1 prophets of Ouroboros
- For. He tried to foist his religion on us. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:46, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- against -- 04:17, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- Comment Are we going to have this every month now? ~
05:05, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- Against. Dead joke.-- 08:19, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
- You can only vote once. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:34, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
- My other vote was made ineligable. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zerotrousers (talk • contribs)
- Alright. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:16, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
- My other vote was made ineligable. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zerotrousers (talk • contribs)
- You can only vote once. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:34, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
- For. I think this was a long time coming. --Olipro
Anchor KUN (Harass) 17:22, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
- For Ouroboros is great, but your preaching is too much! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:37, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
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