Uncyclopedia running out of Interesting Stuff. UnSignpost in Jeapordy!
- By Qua
Recently. Uncyclopedia, in it's maternal state. Is running out of interesting stuff as most users keep filling her with the same old stuff day after day. Most if not almost all of the staff at the UnSignpost paniced as this ment that their newspaper, which faced the threat of disabondement yesterday. Could be folded by the Uncyclopedia
Cabal (there is no cabal) itself. Cajek, the UnSignpost's co-founder, commented on the shortage of interesting stuff saying . Mostly this is a time of crisis for the UnSignpost which has been falling into a state of crisis for a while now. and we need you to help. All you have to do is send money to the UnSignpost offices. And please, refer freinds to do the same please! We need it more then you.
Penis Man returns!
- By THEDUDEMAN
At exaxtly 12:29 AM Monday morning, local idiot decided that it would be a great day to stir up drama and piss people off with some long forgoten shit. And with that, Penis Man made his way back to our great Uncyclopedia with the intent of vandalizing Boomer's userpage. Soon after, the Town drunk Eugene Kay decided to folow suite by uploading the same image by the name of Zombiepenis. Why he decided to make such an apparant strike at the admin who has beat him so much is currently unknown. We at unsignpost give them both a 25000000:1 chance of being banned.
Local Uncyclopedian starts up Devil-Worship Wiki
- By Qua
In a recent devil-related press conference. Cartoon Diablo, the younger and siller version of Diablo. Has started up The Devil's Wiki, a wiki dedicated to worship of Satanism and The Devil itself. In a recent interview, Cartoon Diablo has said personally that "The wiki's going to contain a lot about the devil, no seriously. There's going to be articles about the caverns of hell, the kind of foods the devil eats and also various artworks done by the Devil himself. And if your asking if it's going to be great. Well... Yeah!, It's going to be satantastic!". Immediately after this was posted on the UnSignpost, 2 people have joined the satanic wiki. The 2 people are described to be a Himilianian Yettie and an Male Amish Human. Both of them have pled their allegance to the devil in return for absoulte power. In today's weather report, make sure to bring an umbrella as Hell may be raining over within the next few days.
Uncyclopedia's Reign of the Newbs Begins
- By Cajek and whoever else
Interestingly enough, lots of new noobs (and old noobs) are getting featured articles these days. Somehow, the cult of the newbs has awoken, and Uncyc has felt its presence link to Double Entendre. Oh... did I say that out loud?
"I don't trust the young 'uns," said Farmer O'Dell at his grain silo, "They write funny articles, yeah, but what do they contribute to the community?" Actually, writers like Hyperbole, Cheapinitreal, and The Woodburninator have stepped up, and are already commanders. Except that last one, who is close enough. Big time contributors like YesTimeToEdit, Qua, Orian57 and Dexter111344 are cleaning up this pig sty. Older members of uncyc have become less active, and are paving the way for these rising stars to shine.
Uh, speaking as myself? I've never been more proud of Uncyclopedia than I have in the last month or so. Keep it up, guys!
|From our logs:
- 00:29, THEDUDEMAN (Talk | contribs) (uploaded a new version of "Image:483922.jpg": <3 you Zombiebaron! )
- 20:10, 22 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 188.8.131.52 (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite (No means *no*)
- 06:21, 22 June 2008 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked .cx (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Oh for fuck's sake)
- 05:30, 22 June 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked Dunquin (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week (The Irishg defence forces are a bunch of wankers who were dominated by the brits who are even greater wankers. They eat potatos, drink guinness and fight imaginery wars)
- 03:42, 22 June 2008 Hindleyite (Talk | contribs) blocked 184.108.40.206 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games. )
- 12:42, 21 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked Page blanker (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (I wonder if you realize just how easy your name makes it for me to permaban you...)
- 12:23, 20 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked Bl (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Sorry, your amounts of suckage are overloading the wiki. We're gonna have to escort you off the premesis....)
- 08:48, 20 June 2008 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked Bl4nker (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (LOL YOU BLANKED SOMETHING THAS SO FUNNIES. Now fuck off, eh?)