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Please only add templates, and templates prefixed with user, to this page. This is to try and make a global prefix standard. However this does not mean you should remove templates without this prefix, or items which are not templates from the list.

For more information please see wikipedia:Wikipedia:WikiProject Userboxes Ian13

Shortcut:
UN:USB
UN:BOX
UN:UBX

Languages

See Uncyclopedia:Babel

General

Code Result What links here Description
{{AdminUser3}}
Tntasplode This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
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{{article count|5}}
5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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{{audio count|2}}
2 This user has recorded 2 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

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{{BureaucratUser}}
God4 This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.
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{{southpaw}}
XrayLhand
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

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{{northpaw}}
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
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{{satanic}}
Baphomet
This user walks down the
left hand path
.
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
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{{User Bright Future}}
Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

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{{User IQ|111}}
Brain This user's IQ is 111.

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{{User hostage}}
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Bugs are sons of glitches. Help!
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{{User iamafish-en}}
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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{{User iamalemming-en}}
Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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{{User iamanaeroplane-en}}
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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{{User iamamonarch-en}}
British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

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{{LlamaRockingChair}}
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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{{LlamaRockingChair2}}
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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{{LlamaRockingChair3}}
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

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{{LlamaRockingChair4}}
Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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{{LlamaRockingChair5}}
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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{{LlamaRockingChair6}}
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

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{{User Senioritis}}
+

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


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{{User MrDucky}}
Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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{{user mutant}}
Sign1 This user is a mutant.
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{{user angel}}
Face-angel This user is an angel.

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{{user girl}}
This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

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{{user boy}}
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
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{{user no gender}}
This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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{{user grue}}
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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{{User Leon Fan}}
Leon Trotsky icon This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
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{{User Mind reader}}
Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

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{{User Nietzsche Fan}}
Nietzsche187a This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
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{{User Paladin}}
Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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{{User Poor}}
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


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{{user procrastinate}}
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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{{User serviceable-no}}
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
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{{User clone|Username}}
Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of Username.
What links here this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
{{User Camelot}}
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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{{user notanumber}}
Numbersix This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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{{User Asian}}
Cs-box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.
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{{User CS}}
Cs-box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.
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{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}
Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

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{{User shiny}}
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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{{User Official}}
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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{{Steal userboxes}}
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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{{User shuvel}}
Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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{{User wizard}}
Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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{{User Alien Anteater}}
Anteater2

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

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{{User paint}}
Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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{{User wants featured|This_page_does_not_exist}}
Potatohead aqua This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.

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{{User anon}}
Image-4 Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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{{Rent}}
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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{{Blank_rent}}
This space for rent.
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{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}
Chickenbox2.0 This user raises their own chickenbox.
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{{Userbox Template}}
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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{{User Euroipods}}
Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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{{User EvilClown}}
EvilClown This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns






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{{NoGoodUserboxes}}
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


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{{Random User}}

Aljolson

This user is a XTREME doubtful bluejay that likes to deconstruct while universal pugnacious potato mashers pasteurize his mesothelioma.
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{{User random thing}}
DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random hairless air that sacrificed his uterus inside of your air so you must tear him/her with your hairless air.
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{{User random-colors/named}}
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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{{User diamond}}
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User pearl}}
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User See}}
Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
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{{User Sense}}
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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{{CuteKiss}}
Kiss22 Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*


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{{fire}}
Bushfire This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head












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{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}
Snoop Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!
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{{User mcdude}}
Mr. McDude has approved this article to be a part of his master plan Mcdude-sig
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{{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}}
Lotus This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
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{{WTFWTF}}
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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{{User 921}}
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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{{Caffeine}}
Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

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Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations

Code Result What links here Description
{{User Hate Religion}}
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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{{User cabal}}
Villianc This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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{{Search cabal}}
Villianc This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
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{{User CCP}}
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
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{{User conspirator}}
3dspork This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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{{User anticonspiracy}} What links here
{{User jimbo}}
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
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{{User Hummingbird}}
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

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{{User Hall Hero}}
Paladin This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them.
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{{PudgistUser}}
Weasel photo3 This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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{{User sinner}}
Happysatan This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

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{{User Jesus approved}}
TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
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{{User Satan approved}}
Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
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{{User subliminal}}
sub subliminal!
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{{User pegasus}}
Pegasus small This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small
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{{User unicorn}}
Unicorn small This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small
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{{User Ouroboros}}
Ouroboros This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.
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{{User Anti-Huff}}
Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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{{User DoF}}
Sad clown
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
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{{FSM Follower}}
Fsm

This user be a pirate in disguise.

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{{Reformed}}
Buddychr This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
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{{LoB}}
Leagueofbenson This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.
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{{User_denounce_BENSON}}
Anti-Benson This user denounces BENSON.
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{{User_better_than_BENSON}}
Anti-Benson

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

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{{Likes to welcome}}
Happy Face This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
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{{Notan00b}}
Yoda1

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

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{{Spellin Aword}} What links here
{{Puppetmaster}}
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{{Rigist}}
BROTRR This user is a proud Rigist.
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{{Evil Atheist Conspirator}}
Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
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{{User Paranoid}}
Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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Attitude

Code Result What links here Description
{{User anonymous}}
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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{{Baduser}} What links here
{{user Geek}}
Geek This user is a geek.
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{{user cool}}
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
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{{User elite}}
1337 This user is elite.
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{{User ego}}
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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{{User unoffensive}}
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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{{noob friendly}}
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
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{{User drill}}
Sergeant
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
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{{User profane}}
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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{{User punch}}
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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{{User subliminal}}
sub subliminal!
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{{user hate}}
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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{{User n00b}}
n00b This user is a n00b.
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{{Superlazy}}
MEH This user redefines lazy.
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{{User subliminal}}
sub subliminal!
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{{Unbestiary}}
This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary.

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{{user untrustworthy}}
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
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{{User Bloodhound Gang Fan}}
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon This user puts the you know what in the you know where.
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{{Non-Wikipedian}}
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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{{User Admin control}}
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.
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{{User antisexual}}
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

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{{User no care}}
NO This user doesn't care.
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{{User moron}}
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
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{{UserSexy}}
Rockylips

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

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{{User_wasnt_my_fault}}
hey! The above wasn't my fault!
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{{Addicted to video games}}
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos
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{{User_adventurer}} What links here
{{User racer}}
Skyline Z-Tune This User has the Need for Speed.
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{{User Drift}}
Blue-supra-1 This User can Drift and beat D.K.
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{{Matrix Believer}}
Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
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Computing

Code Result What links here Description
{{FirefoxUser}}
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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{{OperaUser}}
OperaLogo This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
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{{User dialup}}
Dialing...
Verifying username and password...
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
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{{User lame password}}
Unlocked
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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{{F@HUser}}
Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

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{{F@HUserbox}}
Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

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{{User OS:Dos}}
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
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{{LinuxUser}}
Tux-thinkpad This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

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{{WindowsUser}}
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

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{{MacUser}}
Finder This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)
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Countries, Politics and Culture

Code Result What links here Description
{{AmericanUser}}
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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{{NonAmericanUser}}
US flag

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

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{{Antitexas}}
Tx25giffA
This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
(List of other anti-Texans)
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{{User_anti-Communist}}
No hammer and sickle This user is an

Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

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{{AustralianUser}} What links here
{{AzeriUser}}
600px-Flag of Azerbaijan.svg This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll be fed
the pilaf of doom!

(List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)
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{{BelgianUser}}
Belgian Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
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{{BrazilianUser}} What links here
{{CanadianUser2}}
DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and thinks you're a hoser!
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{{Chileno}}
Condor1949 This user is Chilean
and knows who's the owner of Nuts4Nuts
(Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)
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{{ColombianUser}}
ColombianFlag This user is Colombian
...and is smuggling cocaine!
(List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)
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{{CommunistUser}}
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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{{CubanUser}}
Cuba flag large This user is Cuban,
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
(List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)
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{{CzechoslovakianUser}}
Cz Flag This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
(List of all the Czechoslovakian Uncyclopedians)
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{{EstonianUser}}
Estonian Flag This user is a crazy Estonian
... who will pwn ya all!
(List of all the crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians!)
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{{IndianUser}}
800px-Flag of India svg This user is Indian.
He can only talk in English and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
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{{IrishUser}}
LeprechaunMoon This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
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{{IsraeliUser}}
Israeliflag This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)
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{{User libertarian}}
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks Civilization was created by pagan Greek queers, not desert madmen, fundie!
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{{NZ User}}
This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!
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{{Pieland}}
PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

(List of Pielanders)

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{{PolishUser}}

\left[ \frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }} \right ]
This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
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{{User Scotland}}
Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
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{{Straight}}
Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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{{UKer}}
British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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{{VietUser}}
Vietflag This user is Vietnamese
...and is an unwilling commie!
(List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)
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{{User Black}}
Aljolson This user is genetically superior to most users.

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Games

These userboxes are oriented towards games. 'Nuff saud.

Code Result What links here Description
{{User Gamer}}
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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{{I beat Zork}}
Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.


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{{I beat Zork 2}}
Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


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{{I beat The Abyss}}
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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{{I beat The Abyss twice}}
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.


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{{I can beat The Abyss in my sleep}}
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.
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{{User Zork Editor}}
Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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{{Abyss editor}}
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.
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{{Grueslayer editor}}
Grueslayer This user edits Grueslayer.
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{{Never too many TAs}}
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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{{Too many TAs}}
TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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Groups

Code Result What links here Description
{{User Anti-Flame}}
Fireman1 This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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{{Frappr user}}
Earth This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.
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{{CyberNationUser}}
Naturalhabitat This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.
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{{MarreeManUser}}
Marree man greyscale outline This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
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{{UnAnnouncerUser}}
UnNews Logo Potato This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
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{{UnReporterUser}}
UnNews Logo Potato This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
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{{User Pirate}}
Skullnbones

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People.

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{{User Bestiary}}
Sugar Glider Attack This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.

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{{User Punished}}
Domokunyellownbackground This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.

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{{User Never Punished}}
Blackknight This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

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{{User smoker}}
Smoking Sign
This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?
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{{User Pothead}}
Marijuana MY This user likes to smoke ganja.
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{{User PUTPBAA}}
80px-Phone Booth Pittsburgh This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
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{{User Vegan}}
Tofu-datasheet-1 This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
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{{User Vampire}}
Dracula1 This user is a vampire. Bleh!
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{{User Zombie}}
Zombie man This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
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{{Miser}}
Investment bonds This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!
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{{Wheel_Of_Fortune}}
Wheel This user watches Wheel of Fortune.
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{{User assassin}}
Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

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{{Maddox fan}}
Maddox This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

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{{UnMySpace}}
Uncymy This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

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{{User:Comrade_Drecksack/Templates/Loser}}
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{{User NAV}}
NAV dark This user is a Net Authority Violator
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{{User Myspace Bulletin}}
Envelope This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
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{{User PEEING}}


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Mental maladies

Code Result What links here Description
{{User ADD Box}}
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
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{{User clownfear}}
Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
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{{User Homeless}}
Homeless2 This user is homeless.
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{{User mad}}
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

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{{User No Napoleon}}
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
What links here Napoléon is a user, but he normally hangs out on the French dÉsencyclopédie
{{User paranoia2}}
48px-Face-surprise.svg

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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{{User pyro}}
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.
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{{User ras}}
RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
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{{User Myers-Briggs|ESFP|, really.}}
Mikemyers

This user has tested positive for ESFP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

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{{User gullible}}
Gu

This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions.

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{{User Bat Fuck Insane}}
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable air. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and accepts at the air.
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{{User seizure}}
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
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{{Templateaddiction}}
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


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{{User ADD}}
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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{{User_Pedophile}}
Sign11 This user is a pedophile

As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

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{{User Killer}}
Jason vorhees This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
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Music

Code Result What links here Description
{{bassist}}
Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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{{Clarinetplayer}}
Clarinet This user is a clarinet player, and as such is taunted by most boys.
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{{drummer}}
Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

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{{guitarist}}
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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{{pianist}}
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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{{User Musical}}
Musicalnote

This user wishes it could be Christmas/Xmas/Holiday every day.

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{{User Metalhead}}
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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{{Addicted to Cowbell}}
Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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{{No more cowbell}}
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
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{{User Feedback}}
Gnome-speakernotes This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
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Ninjas

Code Result What links here Description
{{user nj}}
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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{{user nj3}}
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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{{User nj42}}
NinjaStarBlackBG This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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{{No_ninja}}
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.
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{{User Not A Ninja}}
Pink Ninja Gang This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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Nonsensical

Code Result What links here Description
{{User aaaa}}
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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{{User meow}}
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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{{user woof}}
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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{{User Dolphin}}
Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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{{User rot13-N}}
EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
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{{User Pi}}
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
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{{BANANAPHONE}}
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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{{shot web}}
Oops no web copy This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)
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{{HeadOn}}
Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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{{Simp}}
simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!
What links here Note: This template is here because most people who don't like userboxes probably won't have this userbox on his or her userpage anyway.
{{User:Anotherpongo/User Is Toilet}}
JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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{{User It}}
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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{{user sesame}}
Elmo pissed

This user was brought to you by the letter K and the number 1337.

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{{User SPARTA}}
FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!
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Self-referential

Code Result What links here Description
{{User sdrawkcab}}
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
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{{User userbox}}
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

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{{Really_like_userboxes}}
Usb! No, really!
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{{REALLY_REALLY_TRULY_LIKE_USERBOXES}}
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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{{User Uncyclopedia reference}}
Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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{{Userpage Bullshit}}
BS This userpage is bullshit.
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{{User IP}}
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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{{Inci}}
Inci This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
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{{User block|how many}}
Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
how many times.
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{{User:Berogen/User Invisible}}
OBN This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

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{{User random-colors}}
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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{{User Not Calm}}
Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
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{{Insert_content_here}}
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


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{{User_duh}}
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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{{Elsewhere_on_Internet}}
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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{{User_redundant_Userboxes}}
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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War, violence and giant explosions

Code Result What links here Description
{{User asplode}}
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
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{{Edolpsa_resU}}
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE
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{{User ETP}}
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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{{User ecology-via-killing}}
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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{{User Essex2}}
Essex girl in fashion This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
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{{User jihadist}}
US flag This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country.
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{{user merc}}
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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{{user Pillage}}
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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{{user Viking}}
DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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{{Jihadist User}}
Jihad This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
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{{User Eye Beams}}
Bjorkbeams This user has eye beams.
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{{User Eye Beams 2}}
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
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{{DieBarneyDie}}
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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{{N00b_r0xx0r_veteran}}
Leroy This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.


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{{Grue_Army}}
Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
What links here Note:Only users who have JOINED can place this on their page.
{{User Sniper}}
Sergeant
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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{{User_assault_soldier}}
Sergeant
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
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Unknown Foreign Content

These are userboxes in languages of antique lands. They're like those cool tattoos that you get but do not know the meaning of. Use at your own risk.

Code Result What links here Description
{{User yi-0}}
GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.
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{{User yi-1}}
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
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{{User yi-2}}
אױ װײ This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn.
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{{User yi-3}}
אױ געװאַלט Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!
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{{User yi-4}}
אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
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{{User yi-5}}
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
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{{User uknownforeigncontent1}}
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
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Bullet - speak to someone you hate!!!

Code Result What links here Description
{{Bullet|0}}
bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
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{{Bullet|1}}
bu-1 This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
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{{Bullet|2}}
bu-2 This user speaks intermediate Bullet and can chamber a new round semi-automatically after each shot.
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{{Bullet|3}}
bu-3 This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
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{{Bullet|4}}
bu-4 This user speaks near-native Bullet and can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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{{Bullet|A}}
bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
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{{Bullet|E}}
bu-E This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.
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{{Bullet|F}}
bu-F This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet.
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{{Bullet|G}}
bu-G User opposes the use of Bullet.
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{{Bullet|L}}
bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.
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{{Bullet|N}}
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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{{Bullet|P}}
bu-P User may result in serious fouling speaking Bullet.
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{{Bullet|X}}
bu-X This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.
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Typo - For htose fo us stlil in Keyboardign 101

Code Result What links here Description
{{Typo|0}}
typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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{{Typo|1}}
typo-1 This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
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{{Typo|2}}
typo-2 This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo
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{{Typo|3}}
typo-3 Thsi suer is albe ot cnotribute wiht na advandec leve lof Typo.
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{{Typo|4}}
typo-4 Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
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{{Typo|A}}
typo-A Yuo mihgt not eb abel to udnerstand thsi user becuaies they speka Typo wiht an extermeyl htick acecnt.
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{{Typo|E}}
typo-E Thissuer onyl speakss Typo becuase ti was a require d cousre ni shcool.
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{{Typo|F}}
typo-F This uesr got na F in Tpyo adn likes their natiev lagnuage bettew (if they ahve one).
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{{Typo|G}}
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
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{{Typo|L}}
typo-L tHiht uhtwr thpaekth Tyop wiht a raelyl htexy lihtp.
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{{Typo|N}}
typo-N Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typo.
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{{Typo|P}}
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
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{{Typo|X}}
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
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Mindspeak — for people who speak their minds.

Note: Use Mindspeakm if you are (or like to be thought of as) male, Mindspeakf if you are (or like to be thought of as) female. If you aren't sure, you're on your own. Sorry.

Code Result What links here Description
{{Mindspeakm|0}}
MS-0 This user doesn't know how to speak his mind, and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying liberals.
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{{Mindspeakm|1}}
MS-1 This user has a basic understanding of how to speak his mind, but prefers to leave the free thinking to the philosophers.
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{{Mindspeakm|2}}
MS-2 This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
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{{Mindspeakm|3}}
MS-3 This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
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{{Mindspeakm|4}}
MS-4 This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
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{{Mindspeakm|A}}
MS-A Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn hew iz spewkeeng heez meint cauz hee zpeekz eet wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint.
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{{Mindspeakm|E}}
MS-E This user only speaks his mind because his school was secretly part of a resistance group.
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{{Mindspeakm|F}}
MS-F This user got an F in speaking his mind, and prefers to accept everything those above him tell him.
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{{Mindspeakm|G}}
MS-G This user is a member of the Ministry of Love, swears that speaking ones mind is an embarrassment to society, and hereby wishes genocide of all those liberals who speak their minds.
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{{Mindspeakm|L}}
MS-L Thith uther thpeakf hith mind wif an awfthul lithp.
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{{Mindspeakm|N}}
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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{{Mindspeakm|P}}
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
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{{Mindspeakm|X}}
MS-X This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.
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