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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted. Voting is allowed, but If there is any controversy here, shift it to regular VFD.
If the article is not quite shoot-on-sight, put a {{NRV}} (No Redeeming Value) tag, which means "improve within a week or it dies." If it's bad but not quite that bad, put it on regular VFD.
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- they can be combined with a larger, existing related article or topic, or:
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funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself.This method is slowly being deprecated - if they seem like they might have value with some effort put into them, flag them with {{NRV|~~~~~}} and if they are not edited again they'll be huffed after one week
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In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, it is not necessary to add a template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
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Notes for deleting:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
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- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (VFD), (MTU), etc.
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March 13
March 10 plus 3tizzle
Russell_Feingold - You forgot one. Blizzard Entertainment Gray Fox
March 12th
Penguin of Death - not even enough for the NRV, which i'll remove Altoids Kosh Morrowind - In this article, there is shit. And more shit. And utter shit. Ren_and_Stimpy - It is a good show for little kids. I would know! Xbutt - F to the U. Rey_Mysterio - Nobody cares. Matthew kershaw Hoàng Long Happy happy fun time Rocksoc Jigglypuff Babel:Zh-hant/黃兄貴 PKer mode - 1 line. Of javascript code. Buzz Aldron - You mean aldrin? Already got one. 月球 Babel:Zh-hant/中文 Pimp my cow - Object - this has some potential - I think it deserves a chance at NRV. Guinness2702 23:26, 12 March 2006 (UTC) 앙드레 김 한국어 대한민국 わや This article is funny and not just stupid European Butter Mountain Pete Best Rabies - Goody, it's just a Wilde quote. The Magical Land of OZ - Australia! FreePlay - Oh, I will mess with you. EriCKY - From the people who brought you FreePlay, this time featuring Hall And Oates lyrics Bermuda Triangle Hoagie Squeeze - fd. yes, fd. Jing Jie - Something about dying... possibly vanity, but it was hard to read.
March 11th
Synaesthesia - MTU Burnsauce Babel:Zh-hant/香港人列表 (偽基版) As a child he ate himself - good potential band name, bad article. Dana bobbit - Vanity, and insulting vanity at that Mark F Shepherd - Good to see you Mark, but I don't care. DVDA (sex) - uh... yeah, ok. whatever. Canibal - He's Brazilian, and supposedly, he will fuck you up. Bruce Wayne direct spork from WP [1]
March 10th
Lord_Of_The_Rings - Wow, a gay joke. That's never been done before. Metrosexuals - I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this crap anymore. Makkara - sucks Daughter - sucks Mr_mahood - Ugly as hell, and shitty too. Elmira - I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and huff you to death! Babel:Ru/Смысл Жизни - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Оригами - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Буддизм - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Орден Октябрьской Звезды - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Золотое кольцо России - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Гиббон - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Кофе - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Гарри Поттер - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Миротворцы - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Заговор маршруточников - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Перевод - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Николай II - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Маргарет Тэтчер - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Железный, Феликс Эдмундович - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Клеопатра VII - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Разбовники - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Гитлер, Адольф Алоизович - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Бунин, Иван Алексеевич - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Язык Черномырдина - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Негр - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Брюс Ли - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Джавохурлал Неро - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Пиво - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Колумб, Христофор Бонифатьевич - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Америка - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Ru/Хермания - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che) Babel:Zh-hant/妓女比共產黨偉大光榮正確的六十四個理由 - Decision of Ryoske John_Robinson - VANITY "january 30" - WRONG PLACE, IDIOT Peter_Shepherd - YOU SUCK WORSE THAN MOST LIBELVANDALS, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING YMCI - SLANDANITY AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND NO FUCKING REDEEMING VALUE The_commander_in_chimp - SUCKS LEET ASS Aerith_Gainsborough - TITLE LONGER THAN ARTICLE Lan_Hikari - REPEAT AND FACTZORZ Andrei_Samodov - VANITY Lan_hikari - FACTZORS Category:朝鮮(北韓) Category:韓國(南韓) Pants theorem William Bergesch - supposedly some WWII buff or something. Ted President - supposedly rules the world User talk:Scones redirect Why the Sea is Green - good to hear. John Robinson - Vanity, and also bad picture formatting. Sonnenallee - A street in Berlin, or a book, or something. Dysentery - Something involving diarrhea, Stephen Colbert, and the year 1432. Robert pheasant - either vanity, or stupid, or probably both.
March 9th
Mermaids Lord Wellington Lisa Simpson I.Q. Hamilton Eating Seafood Gamer's History in Games Ninjae Crap now, unnecessary rediredt before. Bobby burns -- one line, vanity, crap, self-sucker. Aardvarks -- one line, sucks Antichristmas -- one line, sucks What is this 1000500900 Del.icio.us Better dead than red Gamer's History in Games Turtle ted Robin Howard Andrew mcneill Ovechkin Stephen Dengel Old Mexico Blink- 182 Aardvarks God Hates Emo Bob Stoops Patriot Guard Emo Phelps Matthew Greve Norman, Oklahoma Oklahoma State University Owning noob Dr. Ferreira Tusk Vandalize this page Ashvin Rai Antichristmas - One unfunny sentence. Hamilton 345562 345563 JohnCheese crap to begin with, vandalized crap now Brad dunnigan Alex Wellen Chewy Lord Wellington The most important philosophical works ever Brit Awards Steve price
Madness 8th
PlayStation 2 PlayStation 3 useless redirect pages, clutter Babel:Ru/Гейтс, Билли taken Babel:Ru/Аниме taken Babel:Ru/Наполеон Буонапарте taken Babel:Ru/Интернет taken Babel:Ru/Демократия taken Babel:Ru/Япония Already transferred to Russian Uncyclopedia. Adult_Diaper - Delete it. Next-Gen Gaming- was trash. Got deleted. Got made again. Frank_Delima - Non-notable comedian, and sucks anyway. I Can't Believe It's Not A Hyperlink - horrible. an NRV warning couldn't even begin to make it better. Babel:Es/Gallifante taken to spanish sister Floccinaucinihilipilification - Complete crap. Not even VFD worthy. Joe Ashlee Lawton - Non-notable person, slanvanity. --Sir Velair Wight 22:08, 8 March 2006 (UTC) Moving to spanish sister: Babel:Es/Sir Teddy Bautista. Think it was moved, killed and recreated Babel:Es/Llorshtaun Babel:Es/Gallifante Babel:Es/Agua Babel:Es/Alcohol Babel:Es/Caballeros del Zodiaco Babel:Es/Catalán Babel:Es/Email Babel:Es/Emilio Babel:Es/Iglesia Católica Babel:Es/Kriptonita Babel:Es/Tabla periódica Babel:Es/País Vasco Babel:Es/Pokémon Babel:Es/Francisco Franco Babel:Es/Sol Babel:Es/Ñ Babel:Es/Star Wars Babel:Es/Santa Inquisición Babel:Es/Ordenador Babel:Es/Galicia Babel:Es/Resaca --Rataube 22:59, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
Larch 7th
Queen christina Page_78690 - has lost the game 黃興桂 朱宏基 朱宏基 winkin Template:위키백과 Template:構造中 Babel:Ja/大東亞共榮圈 (Japanese translation of "Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere", English
version already deleted due to lack of quality.)--Ryoske 20:59, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Chocology TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 20:44, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Heaven Mark 2 TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 20:01, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Popple TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 19:57, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Cyborg Kai TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 14:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Kaitaro TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 14:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Dark Kai TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 14:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC) - these have been moved to regular VFD.
March 6th
Talk:Run_like_hell -Just had a really old comment of mine on it. Template:Zh-hant/關注焦點@首頁 Template talk:Zh-hant/Itn Miniature Trevor Lambert-Lee - VANITY TO THE XTREME! Leonard Nimoy Typecasting Disease Category:首頁 Template:Featurepic Template:February10日 Template:February11日 Template:February14日 Template:Itn Template:Zh-hant/Itn Template:Zh-hant/季節話題@首頁 Template:Zh-hant/新聞動態@首頁 Template:Zh-hant/February10@首頁 Template:Zh-hant/February11@首頁 Template:Zh-hant/February14@首頁 Template:SeasonHome Template:Toptss Hangar 18 Mr. Hat Babel:Es/Europa taken to spanish sister--Rataube 10:11, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
March 5th
QuoteUnquote:Quotes in Ganstaspeak - Misspelling, unnec. redirect Chunteros moved to spanish sister Babel:Es/Chuntero moved to spanish sister Aragonés (Please delete, name in spanish) Dialecto aragonés (Please delete, name in spanish) Dialecto Aragonés (Please delete, name in spanish) Aragonese Cleaning more spanish content--Rataube 23:35, 5 March 2006 (UTC) Babel:Es/David Bustamantenot taking it Babel:Es/Mr Bean not taking this crap Babel:Es/System of a Down taken Babel:Es/Visual Basic crapBabel:Es/SGAE takenPlease note that this article will stay (see article itself) Babel:Es/Cani taken Babel:Es/Estudiante de informática taken Babel:Es/Cthulhu taken Babel:es/Aragón moved to spanish sister Tante Emma Laden Babel:Zh-hant/法輪功 Template:Zh-hant/維基百科 Template talk:Zh-hant/維基百科 Template:Zh-hant/維基par Why are these still alive?--Rataube 15:36, 5 March 2006 (UTC) Babel:Es/Charnego not taking it Caca taken Babel:Es/Shile taken Babel:Es/Citas Bolivarianas not taking it Babel:Es/Condóntaken Babel:Es/Juan Perez not taking it Babel:Es/LOLO crap Babel:Es/teletubbies one line Babel:Es/genesis crap Babel:Es/Traducción not taking it Babel:Es/Rey Arturo crap Babel:Es/Ctrl-C Ctrl-V taken Babel:Es/Dominar el mundo taken Babel:Es/Uncyclopedia not taking it Babel:Es/McGyver taken Babel:Es/Jesús de Nazaret taken Babel:Es/Jesús taken Babel:Es/Internet taken Babel:Es/Bill Gates taken Babel:Es/Bin Laden taken Babel:Es/África taken Babel:Es/Albert Einstein taken all moved to spanish sister, or not worthy of existence--Rataube 15:36, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
