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Revision as of 06:32, March 13, 2006

“You ARE terminated Homestar Runner....”
~ Oscar Wilde on QVFD

Burnination
QVFD 101
Only you
can prevent
burnination.


This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted. Voting is allowed, but If there is any controversy here, shift it to regular VFD.

If the article is not quite shoot-on-sight, put a {{NRV}} (No Redeeming Value) tag, which means "improve within a week or it dies." If it's bad but not quite that bad, put it on regular VFD.

Some other possiblities for dealing with stubs that are not just one unfunny sentence, yet are not fully completed articles:

  • they can be combined with a larger, existing related article or topic, or:
  • flag them as being merely fragments (or overlap) from an existing article by adding the {{merge|...article name...}} or {{eat|...article name...}} tags
  • flag them as stubs with any of the {{stub}} or {{catstub|Category Name}} tags
  • flag them for {{rewrite}}
  • funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself. This method is slowly being deprecated
  • if they seem like they might have value with some effort put into them, flag them with {{NRV|~~~~~}} and if they are not edited again they'll be huffed after one week
  • please list redirects directly, eg: [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Stupid_page&redirect=no Stupid page]

In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, it is not necessary to add a template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
  • If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
  • Try to keep discussion and signatures out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.

Notes for deleting:

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary, but recommended.
  • You can also add <s> and </s> tags around the list once you are through with it.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (VFD), (MTU), etc.


Today's date is September 17. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one.

March 13


Broken redirects pointing to the Babel:Ru page. MadMax 06:25, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
Can't be deleted by normal means. Request deletion from database by the staff (JasonR is your best bet). --Splaka 06:32, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

March 10 plus 3tizzle

Russell_Feingold - You forgot one.
Blizzard Entertainment
Gray Fox

March 12th

Penguin of Death - not even enough for the NRV, which i'll remove
Altoids
Kosh
Morrowind - In this article, there is shit.  And more shit.  And utter shit.
Ren_and_Stimpy - It is a good show for little kids.  I would know!
Xbutt - F to the U.
Rey_Mysterio - Nobody cares.
Matthew kershaw
Hoàng Long
Happy happy fun time
Rocksoc
Jigglypuff
Babel:Zh-hant/黃兄貴
PKer mode - 1 line. Of javascript code.
Buzz Aldron - You mean aldrin? Already got one.
月球
Babel:Zh-hant/中文
Pimp my cow - Object - this has some potential - I think it deserves a chance at 
 NRV. Guinness2702 23:26, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
앙드레 김 한국어
대한민국
わや
This article is funny and not just stupid
European Butter Mountain
Pete Best
Rabies - Goody, it's just a Wilde quote.
The Magical Land of OZ - Australia!
FreePlay - Oh, I will mess with you.
EriCKY - From the people who brought you FreePlay, this time featuring Hall And Oates lyrics
Bermuda Triangle Hoagie Squeeze - fd.  yes, fd.
Jing Jie - Something about dying... possibly vanity, but it was hard to read.

March 11th

Synaesthesia - MTU
Burnsauce
Babel:Zh-hant/香港人列表 (偽基版)
As a child he ate himself - good potential band name, bad article.
Dana bobbit - Vanity, and insulting vanity at that
Mark F Shepherd - Good to see you Mark, but I don't care.
DVDA (sex) - uh... yeah, ok.  whatever.
Canibal - He's Brazilian, and supposedly, he will fuck you up.
Bruce Wayne direct spork from WP [1]

March 10th

Lord_Of_The_Rings - Wow, a gay joke.  That's never been done before.
Metrosexuals - I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this crap anymore.
Makkara - sucks
Daughter - sucks
Mr_mahood - Ugly as hell, and shitty too.
Elmira - I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and huff you to death!
Babel:Ru/Смысл Жизни - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Оригами - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Буддизм - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Орден Октябрьской Звезды - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Золотое кольцо России - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Гиббон - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Кофе - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Гарри Поттер - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Миротворцы - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Заговор маршруточников - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Перевод - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Николай II - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Маргарет Тэтчер - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Железный, Феликс Эдмундович - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Клеопатра VII - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Разбовники - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Гитлер, Адольф Алоизович - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Бунин, Иван Алексеевич - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Язык Черномырдина - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Негр - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Брюс Ли - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Джавохурлал Неро - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Пиво - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Колумб, Христофор Бонифатьевич - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Америка - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Хермания - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Zh-hant/妓女比共產黨偉大光榮正確的六十四個理由 - Decision of Ryoske
John_Robinson - VANITY
"january 30" - WRONG PLACE, IDIOT
Peter_Shepherd - YOU SUCK WORSE THAN MOST LIBELVANDALS, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING
YMCI - SLANDANITY AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND NO FUCKING REDEEMING VALUE
The_commander_in_chimp - SUCKS LEET ASS
Aerith_Gainsborough - TITLE LONGER THAN ARTICLE
Lan_Hikari - REPEAT AND FACTZORZ
Andrei_Samodov - VANITY
Lan_hikari - FACTZORS
Category:朝鮮(北韓)
Category:韓國(南韓)
Pants theorem
William Bergesch - supposedly some WWII buff or something.
Ted President - supposedly rules the world
User talk:Scones redirect
Why the Sea is Green - good to hear.
John Robinson - Vanity, and also bad picture formatting.
Sonnenallee - A street in Berlin, or a book, or something.
Dysentery - Something involving diarrhea, Stephen Colbert, and the year 1432.
Robert pheasant - either vanity, or stupid, or probably both.

March 9th

Mermaids
Lord Wellington
Lisa Simpson
I.Q.
Hamilton
Eating Seafood
Gamer's History in Games
Ninjae Crap now, unnecessary rediredt before. 
Bobby burns -- one line, vanity, crap, self-sucker.
Aardvarks -- one line, sucks
Antichristmas -- one line, sucks
What is this
1000500900
Del.icio.us
Better dead than red
Gamer's History in Games
Turtle ted
Robin Howard
Andrew mcneill
Ovechkin
Stephen Dengel
Old Mexico
Blink- 182 
Aardvarks
God Hates Emo
Bob Stoops
Patriot Guard
Emo Phelps
Matthew Greve
Norman, Oklahoma
Oklahoma State University
Owning noob
Dr. Ferreira
Tusk
Vandalize this page
Ashvin Rai
Antichristmas - One unfunny sentence.
Hamilton
345562
345563
JohnCheese crap to begin with, vandalized crap now
Brad dunnigan
Alex Wellen
Chewy
Lord Wellington
The most important philosophical works ever
Brit Awards
Steve price

Madness 8th

PlayStation 2
PlayStation 3 useless redirect pages, clutter
Babel:Ru/Гейтс, Билли taken
Babel:Ru/Аниме taken
Babel:Ru/Наполеон Буонапарте taken
Babel:Ru/Интернет taken
Babel:Ru/Демократия taken
Babel:Ru/Япония Already transferred to Russian Uncyclopedia.
Adult_Diaper - Delete it.
Next-Gen Gaming- was trash. Got deleted. Got made again.
Frank_Delima - Non-notable comedian, and sucks anyway.
I Can't Believe It's Not A Hyperlink - horrible. an NRV warning couldn't even begin to make it better.
Babel:Es/Gallifante taken to spanish sister
Floccinaucinihilipilification - Complete crap. Not even VFD worthy. Joe
Ashlee Lawton - Non-notable person, slanvanity. --Sir Velair Wight 22:08, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
Moving to spanish sister:
Babel:Es/Sir Teddy Bautista. Think it was moved, killed and recreated
Babel:Es/Llorshtaun
Babel:Es/Gallifante
Babel:Es/Agua
Babel:Es/Alcohol
Babel:Es/Caballeros del Zodiaco
Babel:Es/Catalán
Babel:Es/Email
Babel:Es/Emilio
Babel:Es/Iglesia Católica
Babel:Es/Kriptonita
Babel:Es/Tabla periódica
Babel:Es/País Vasco
Babel:Es/Pokémon
Babel:Es/Francisco Franco
Babel:Es/Sol
Babel:Es/Ñ
Babel:Es/Star Wars
Babel:Es/Santa Inquisición
Babel:Es/Ordenador
Babel:Es/Galicia
Babel:Es/Resaca
--Rataube 22:59, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Larch 7th

Queen christina
Page_78690 - has lost the game
黃興桂
朱宏基
朱宏基 winkin
Template:위키백과
Template:構造中
Babel:Ja/大東亞共榮圈 (Japanese translation of "Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere", English
version already deleted due to lack of quality.)--Ryoske 20:59, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Chocology TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 20:44, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Heaven Mark 2 TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 20:01, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Popple TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 19:57, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Cyborg Kai TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 14:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Kaitaro TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 14:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC) Dark Kai TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 14:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC) - these have been moved to regular VFD.

March 6th

Talk:Run_like_hell -Just had a really old comment of mine on it.
Template:Zh-hant/關注焦點@首頁
Template talk:Zh-hant/Itn
Miniature
Trevor Lambert-Lee - VANITY TO THE XTREME!
Leonard Nimoy Typecasting Disease
Category:首頁
Template:Featurepic
Template:February10日
Template:February11日
Template:February14日
Template:Itn
Template:Zh-hant/Itn
Template:Zh-hant/季節話題@首頁
Template:Zh-hant/新聞動態@首頁
Template:Zh-hant/February10@首頁
Template:Zh-hant/February11@首頁
Template:Zh-hant/February14@首頁
Template:SeasonHome
Template:Toptss
Hangar 18
Mr. Hat
Babel:Es/Europa taken to spanish sister--Rataube 10:11, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

March 5th

QuoteUnquote:Quotes in Ganstaspeak - Misspelling, unnec. redirect
Chunteros moved to spanish sister
Babel:Es/Chuntero  moved to spanish sister
Aragonés (Please delete, name in spanish)
Dialecto aragonés (Please delete, name in spanish)
Dialecto Aragonés (Please delete, name in spanish)
Aragonese
Cleaning more spanish content--Rataube 23:35, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Babel:Es/David Bustamantenot taking it
Babel:Es/Mr Bean not taking this crap
Babel:Es/System of a Down taken
Babel:Es/Visual Basic crap
Babel:Es/SGAE taken  Please note that this article will stay (see article itself)
Babel:Es/Cani taken
Babel:Es/Estudiante de informática taken
Babel:Es/Cthulhu taken
Babel:es/Aragón moved to spanish sister
Tante Emma Laden
Babel:Zh-hant/法輪功
Template:Zh-hant/維基百科
Template talk:Zh-hant/維基百科
Template:Zh-hant/維基par

Why are these still alive?--Rataube 15:36, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
 Babel:Es/Charnego not taking it
Caca taken
Babel:Es/Shile taken
Babel:Es/Citas Bolivarianas not taking it
Babel:Es/Condóntaken
Babel:Es/Juan Perez not taking it
Babel:Es/LOLO crap
Babel:Es/teletubbies one line
Babel:Es/genesis crap
Babel:Es/Traducción not taking it
Babel:Es/Rey Arturo crap
Babel:Es/Ctrl-C Ctrl-V taken
Babel:Es/Dominar el mundo taken
Babel:Es/Uncyclopedia not taking it
Babel:Es/McGyver taken
Babel:Es/Jesús de Nazaret taken
Babel:Es/Jesús taken
Babel:Es/Internet taken
Babel:Es/Bill Gates taken
Babel:Es/Bin Laden taken
Babel:Es/África taken
Babel:Es/Albert Einstein taken
all moved to spanish sister, or not worthy of existence--Rataube 15:36, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

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