Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise

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Welcome to the 9th Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.
The contest is over and the results are below. Consult the talk page or me for any questions or concerns. See the Poo Lit Archive for the results from past competitions.


Best Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: salamander by Black_flamingo11

runner up: Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! by Mrthejazz

Best Noob Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: UnBooks:Murder on a Plane by DPRS

runner up: squidbillies by John_Lydon

Best Alt. Namespace Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Howto: Staple toast to a wall by Mrthejazz

runner up: UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged by Guildensternenstein

Best Illustrated Article

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: UnBooks:Where do babies come from by PuppyOnTheRadio

runner up: Soviet Space Program by NonchalantCaterpillar

Best Rewrite

Poo Lit Surprise Logo Grand Champion: Sparta by Hyperbole

runner up: Captain Morgan by Skinfan13

Competition Wrap-Up

Congratulations to Uncyclopedia on having the lowest quality PLS turn-out yet!

Fuck you to all the competitors, Fuck you to all of the judges, Fuck you to Wikia for personally refusing to pony up any money, It has been a disaster being your PLS organizer. Hotadmin4u69 [TALK]

Scoring Details

The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.

Best Article

  1. Salamander - 15
  2. Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! - 10
  3. Parthenogenesis - 9
  4. Cake Killers - 8

Best Noob Article

  1. User:DPRS/UnBooks:Murder on a Plane - 14
  2. User:John Lydon/squidbillies - 11
  3. User:Tereglith42/Utapau - 10
  4. Jingle Belled to Death - 6
  5. Reader's Digest - 3
  6. User:Veita/Justin_Bieber - 0

Best Rewrite

  1. Sparta - 15
  2. Captain Morgan - 11
  3. Vending machine - 10
  4. Fnord (car maker) - 6

Best Alt. Namespace

  1. Howto: Staple toast to a wall - 12
  2. UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged - 11
  3. User:Zim ulator/HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator - 9
  4. UnNews:US Congress tired of calling corporations up for lectures one at a time; summons entire American economy for a group hearing - 7
  5. User:RAHB/UnTunes:We're Having An Orgy - 5
  6. user:Skinfan13/UnNews:Greenland Declares Independence from Denmark, World Doesn't Care - 1
  7. User:Padimir_Padoffski/HowTo:Succeed_in_American_politics
  8. User:Withoutalltoes/HowTo:Shit Yourself

Best Illustrated

  1. UnBooks:Where do babies come from? - 11
  2. Soviet Space Program - 10
  3. Take Your Son To Work Day - 9
  4. I am better than fish - 7
  5. User:Hyperbole/Suddenly, Raccoons - 4
  6. Vote For The Worst - 2
  7. Diamonds and Rust - 2
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