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~ Oscar Wilde on Noob of the month award

Noob of the Month badge

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be a MEMBER of no more than 30 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least one "full" article.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

Past Winners

Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • The Bard • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000

Official Nominations for December

Ggarfield (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Woot. Heh...more explanation needed? wot a nub. --MaddMax 01:01, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
• Yep. Wire tapping +++ --Stfuyou 00:57, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
• Nom + For. This little noob's been writing a few articles, one of which is on VFH, and has been working on pee reviews, too. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:29, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Oh damn, good nomination.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 4 @ 00:42)
  • Comment I would vote For, except that they think you can't make fun of Democrats. Hence, I had to make fun of them instead. Dreadfully sorry, old chap. Ж WHEEEEE! 22:50, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Reply: That was, in it self, a joke. You didn't think I was actually serious. I'm not even a Democrat, I'm a true Green (party-pooper). --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:28, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Cannibalism It's hard to tell if someone's being serious in that vein over the Internet. Ж WHEEEEE! 18:04, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
• Good N00bing Though it's early in the month, I'm backing this horse (I mean cat) right now.. MrN  Fork you! 16:42, Dec 5
• For, as per something thingy. Ж WHEEEEE! 18:05, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
• For - I'm American, and we always vote for ourselves. I'll keep up the tradition. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:45, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

AE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• AE, looking over his contributions, AE has done more than just nominate me for awards. He helps with the upkeep of the site as a whole. Definitely a n00b worthy of recognition.   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 19:03, 1
• For--Æ 19:10, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
• For Strives to be a great uncyclopedian, and off to a great start. Asks questions, contributes to VFD, and is actually a N00b, unlike the other guy! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:50, Dec 2
• For --General Insineratehymn 04:05, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
• For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:22, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
• For. Yeah, seems to be going about things the right way. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:48, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

UnTalented (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom -- Well, he doesn't seem to have done anything yet, but look at his userpage! It's hilarious! Plus he's from mine and UnIdiot's town... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:08, Dec 2

So tempted to vote.... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:21, Dec 3

That userpage is so sexay...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3) @ 01:27

• Have him write an article or two and we'll talk. --THINKER 01:29, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm trying to force him to, and he probably will before this week ends. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:49, Dec 3

UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed. So funny..... GOOD JOB UNTALENTED! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 19:42, Dec 5

Indeed, a fine starting effort. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:40, Dec 5

• 'For Great first article. But, I feel left out of Led's nomination about OUR town! GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 21:03, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  • D'oh! Mine, UnIdiot's, GopherKiller's, and Masterof9puppets's town. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:33, Dec 5

Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: + 2 voters of questionable judgement

• Nom & For. Who am I to go against tradition? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 23:16 Dec 01, 2007
• Kalir as per Zombiebaron. Ж WHEEEEE! 03:10, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
• For What a f*cking n00b Kakun  nukaK 03:19, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
• For Per Kakun. I think this may be the month! —rc (t) 03:55, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
• No --General Insineratehymn 04:04, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
• No --Well this bugger did not vote for me last month. So I'm not voting for him this month. So there. MrN  Fork you! 04:19, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron as per Kalir. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:04, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

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