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“Vote for me!”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped images.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

Past Winners

Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • The Bard • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister in Chains • LisaKachold • HELPME

Official Nominations for March

CluelessPedestrian (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and maybe I'll vote later. I'm nominating this lad/ladette (we need a term to get around gender mysteries on NotM) because of what I've seen of The company of myself. It's not even finished yet, from what I can tell, but the shape and the dimensions of the page just feels promising to me. Maybe by the end of this month, CluelessPedestrian will have done more writing and contributions and saved lives and whatever. The page s/he is writing at the moment is rather unusual maybe, but I find most articles are these days. --nldr 03:47, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Maybe Was the above comment on The company of myself based upon the March 1st edition? From what I can tell, some heavy modification has happened. Rifting Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain 365 - LOB 03:15, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
    • A version is a version no more in the test of time. What I remember alone is motivation enough to nominate this bloke. --nldr 11:40, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
• For.I've reviewed two of his pages so far, I think he has the potential to be a very funny writer here. The beginning is always the trial and error period and he's making good progress.--Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 16:44 EST 5 Mar, 2010
• For.I don't deserve a nomination, but who cares! I'm a narcissistic hypocrite who votes for himself!--CluelessPedestrian 23:03, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
• I'll go with for. --nldr 02:01, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Although CluelessPedestrian will probably blank this entire page and redo it later. --nldr 02:01, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
• For. Because I welcomed him. I take all responsibility for pointing this guy to the right links! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 06:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. The Black Hole (Disney Movie) and The Foundation Trilogy (Bob Vila Series) and probably other cool stuff I haven't seen yet. (I'm waiting to vote until I check out more noobs). WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 04:08, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Brilliant noob. ~ 21:08, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
• For. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 21:10, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Way For Have been following JCHO's stuff since last month, and the newest is a creative humorous chopped map of Japan which adds 'value' to an older feature article. Nice work. ~   11:22 2 3 mmx
• For. I refrained from voting for myself last month to express solidarity with the mass approval of HELPME. I am now using my vote on myself as is my right. Oh, God, what have I done? Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 03:40, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Aye. Does good stuffs. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 17:02, Mar 13 2010
• For -RAHB 09:45, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and against. On the other hand, this guy is just wrecking the place in a baptism of fire. --nldr 03:52, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Against. Let's set an Uncyclopedia record this month for most votes against a nominee. WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 04:09, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
• The right choice or whatever. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 06:19, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

You're supposed to vote against. Didn't you see my note? Some sysops just won't do what I tell them. WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 20:01, March 1, 2010 (UTC)f

Maybe He was expecting the reader to provide the context. Bein' all avantey-guardey and stuff. Like Polanski, without the nasty stuff. Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 20:09, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Oh I don't know, thought being the first BAFTA winner to rape a teenager was pretty innovative stuff. --nldr 20:15, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

You'd think they'd have a Nobel prize for that. Or something. Most likely, something. Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 23:54, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

To clarify, he pled guity to "engaging in unlawful intercourse with a minor," or "statuatory rape," and both his probation report and pyschiatric evaluation said that he should not serve jail time. Then when the judge talked about giving him time anyway, he left and went home to his native country of France, etc. WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 01:03, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

So everybody wins! Except for the traumatised 14-year old and also the planet that's scarred by Polanski jetting from North America to Europe. Everybody loses! --nldr 03:00, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

• Technical against I've had a look as this user's history and I haven't seen a completed article by him yet. And I'm sure this is just 4.252.99.182 under a different name. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 01:19, 2/03/2010
• Against. Hs sooper men 2 Spng, syin' FU al da tme. Por Spng. Ths gy s alsew uslss. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 02:55, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
• Absolutely Against As I understand the notes here, RC raped a teenager backstage at the BAFTA, so I don't care how much he deserves this award, I've got to say no. ~   3:03 2 3 mmx
• Against. Nevah! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
• Againgst: This user shoops the warble at all your wrong base frequncies be long to U.S. Marble poldeckian cruft to the port-side gangland max!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 00:43 (UTC)
• Against. The mere existence of this user caused us to have a family fight about Roman Polanski. I will require therapy. Mommy, daddy, please stop fighting and we'll watch Chinatown again! Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 03:55, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Against. Per Jeremy Renner not winning the Academy Award for Best Actor. --Matfen 11:24, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Against. per above. --Mn-z 21:41, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
• Against. Because I can. --2K12_DAN.VRS 06:28, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Tragicbooty (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. Nom and For: I think this person has done well enough for a nom. Good rewrite on Faith and hopefully more to come.--    00:08, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
2. Spirtual for Faith is on VFH, a huge achievment for such a new user.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 21:33, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
3. For. ~ 08:20, Mar 16, 2010
4. Wretched, despicable vote change but Tragicbooty, with his awesome username and awesome article, totally deserves it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 11:02, Mar 16 2010

CheddarBBQ (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

#Nom and Against On the Potatochopper nom page Cheddar points out that if he's nominated for NoTM he would be in a position to lose all four major awards in the same month. Who am I to stand in the way of history? Aleister in Chains 3:04 11 3 mmx YES!!!! Che } 03:50,11March,2010

Invalid. User is not Rcmurphy. MrN  Fork you! 09:12, Mar 11

You have no proof of that.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 21:35, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Invalid Nom and Against. Because I just went without Internet access for over 24 hours and I'm feeling pretty goofy. WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 03:29, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

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