Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame

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Here at Uncyclopedia, the only thing we like more than voting, whoring ourselves around to get votes from voters, making sure the vote score is up-to-date on articles we've written that are being voted on, having the most number of votes (or at least having more votes than someone else), and receiving awards from voters as a result of having received the most number of votes, is seeing our names in print for the achievements we've received awards for.

Some strongly feel that this is because Uncyclopedians love lists almost as much as they love votes, while others argue it is a logical extension of the fact that lists are comprised of individuals who've become notable as a result of being extraordinarily talented vote whores.

Whatever the truth, everyone can agree that it's nothing to be proud of. So welcome to the Hall of Shame, and please, hang your head accordingly.

The VFH Hall of Shame

For writers who've scored a hat trick (3 features, or better) in the game of Uncyclopedia. Names are in alphabetical order where number of features is the same. Mostly. If you're that concerned that your name is out of order, you should probably get out more. (Or, write another featured article.) Not listed? Add yourself.

Name	Features	Titles
Modusoperandi	39	Suburban homeboy, American Fundie Magazine, The Bureaucracy Channel, UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame, Little Orphan Annie, UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans, HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One)‎, Future ☭f tomorrow, today!, HowTo:Be at one with the universe, Stephen Hawking ran over my cat, UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman, Illegal aliens from outer space!, UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture‎, UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard, UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war, UnNews:Kids still fucking, UnCon, Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face, Conservapedia (with TheLedBalloon and Ljlego), Jerry Falwell, UnScripts: Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden‎, UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight, UnTunes:White trash girl, UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout, Canadians: A Retrospective, The defense rests, your honor, Dune, UnColumns:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced, Rush Limbaugh (CPAC speech), UnColumns:Dinesh D'souza - The real problem with Newtonism, Karl Lagerfeld, UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen), Childhood: an essay, UnScripts:HMS Potatore (with Shandon), UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend, UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy, Rogue States, The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865, UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!, UnColums:Johnnys a big poopy
Mhaille	37.5	Biggles, Neolithic Age, Jingo, Voynich Manuscript, Googlewhack, Prog Rock, Holocaust Tycoon, The Wicker Man, UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece, Merde, She Wrote, Artificial Pseudoscientology, The Diary of Anne Frank, Oscar Wilde, Dead Nigger Storage, Social Commentary, Carry On Films, Hannah Montana, Thermopylae, HowTo:Play the Skin Flute, If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS, Horatio Hornblower, The Phallic School of Architecture, Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them, How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show, HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia, Double Entendre, The Rubens Diet, The History of the Decline and Fall of Uncyclopedia (Adobe Potatochop, Rogue Punchlines, Goa Tse, African Giraffe, Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk, Jew Claw, Lewd Acts of the Apostles, A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion, The Bunfight at the OK Corral, Clementine Attlee (with MrN9000)
TheLedBalloon	37	UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water, 667:Neighbor of The Beast, UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis, HowTo:Check for Lumps, UnBooks:The Castaway, UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development, Walls, Volcano, Why?:Nuke the whales, Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference, Heat death of the universe (with Cajek) UnBooks:Science Fair, UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic, Star Wars, UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions, UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled, Conservapedia (with Ljlego and Modusoperandi), Lake Spooky, Pyromaniac, Why?:Blame Hitler (with SysRq), UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity, Fourth Wall, Everything is great, UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (With The UnIdiot), Lewd Acts of the Apostles (with Mhaille and Prettiestpretty), Physics Act of 1707, HowTo:Hotwire a car, HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and Dr. Skullthumper), Iron Maiden, Why?:So Serious?‎ (with Thekillerfroggy), UnBooks:Hospital, UnBooks:Travels Through the Tropics, UnScripts:The Device, Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (with The UnIdiot), History of New England, UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation, Yellow, Telephone pole, UnNews:Obama shamelessly pushes liberal agenda on schoolchildren, Radical Republicans
Hyperbole	33.5	Turing Duck Test, Japanese High Schools, Schindler's Listcruft, Why?:Eat your broccoli, UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs, Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you., UnNews:Man forgets 9-11, UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible, Color Me Badd, UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears, Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists, UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter, Pontius Pilates, UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama, Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Colin Powell, UnNews:Man wakes up, Amanda Steele, Action Cop, UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings, Dragon Warrior, Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi, Prison Break, UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs, UnTunes:Still Hurting, Fan service, Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants, UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Why?:Don't we do it in the road?, UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay, Third-wave feminism, Pile of Enormous Socks of Genoa, I ate your Haagen-Dazs, Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne
Cajek	32.5	J'accuse, Red Light, Why?:Cancer is Great, Heat death of the universe (co-authored with TheLedBalloon), Classy, Why?:Hunt Unicorns, Normal, Why?:Give Up, Why?:Take Your Fish To Work, G Rated Talking Animal Movie, UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary, Otter, UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes, Mordor Jalapenos, Game:Oliver Twist, Unidentified man in green firing turret, Star Wars (Japanese Opera), The Old Country, UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17, Traditional Values, UnNews:Your family died, HowTo:Write the Great American Novel, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (co-authored with MrN9000), Sarah Plain and Tall, Universe (musical), Bucephalus, The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment, UnBooks:Polar Express, Why?:Do a Pee Review (co-authored with MrN9000), Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times, Tapheselachophobia, Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set, Albanian interpretationalist cinema, UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something
Ljlego	32	Fat Albert, HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute, Nazi, Mad TV, HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness, iTrip, UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged, HowTo:Beat the Odds, HowTo:Be a Gangsta, UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD, Heavy Classical, Russian reversal (phenomenon), UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy, D, UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie, UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale, Hodgepodge, Chuck Norris, UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie, UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (With The Thinker), UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide, Shrek, UnScripts:Emergency Room, UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive, UnBooks:Fischer Price, America (with THE), File 8AO4F: The God Case, UnScripts:Noah's Ark, Conservapedia (with TheLedBalloon and Modusoperandi), Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles, UnScripts:To'Romisha, UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!", Virginia Tech Massacre (with people I'm too lazy to remember the names of), UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett
Cap'n Ben	30.5	1927, Aesop's Fables, Fascist, Stereotype Reassignment Surgery, Certificate of Hitlertude, Alternative Medicine, Old Tech, Victorian Era, Uncyclopedia Brown, HowTo:Cook While Drunk, UnBooks:Dracula (co-authored with Hardwick Fundlebuggy), Colonel, Saint Frankenstein's Day (co-authored with El Zoof), Thomas Edison, Harry Houdini, All of the Above, HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin, Al Capone, Ferdinand von Zeppelin, Harry S. Truman, Robin Hood, The Gathering Horror, UnNews:Area 51 opened to public, Goldfish (co-authored with Gerrycheevers), UnNews:Corrections, UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature, J'accuzzi, Jimmy the Cowboy, Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high?, UnNews:2008: Year in Review‎ , Plankton, UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ
The Thinker	29.5	UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up, Folgers Crystals, Mr. Kearsy, Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?, UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda, Cup Stacking, Bowtie, UnBooks:Employee Manual (co-authored with SirIsaac), Raoul Duke, Easter Bunny, UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes, HowTo:Deceive people on eBay (co-authored with Manforman), UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury, UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (co-authored with Ljlego), Rebecca Sealfon, UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (co-authored with RAHB), Drunk Olympics (co-authored with THE), Jaws did WTC (co-authored with Bradaphraser), UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993, Donner, Break Up Letter, UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (co-authored with RAHB), In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943, Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (co-authored with So So), Use a Coaster!, Consolation Prize (co-authored with RAHB), UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong (co-authored with NaturalBornKieler), UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk, Interpretive Death, MF DOOM, UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese, UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert, Rich Uncle Pennybags, UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize (co-authored with Puffskein), UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World
Savethemooses	25	Pot v. Kettle, Mediocre Britain, Spanish Inquisition, Seven Deadly Sins, Teletubbies, Phonics, Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies, Lord Byron, Kool Aid, World War I (video game), iPod yocto, J.D. Salinger, Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted, Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes, Z, Wall Street Crash of 1929, Pontius Pilot, HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish, Slate industry in Wales, Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high, Innovations in Comedy, Self-toasting bread, Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation, UnBooks:USA ROCKS!
Todd Lyons	24	Fecal E.Coli, The Night After Christmas, Richard M. Stallman, OCD, The Root of All Evil, On a stick, Embracing Mediocrity, Oscar Mayer, Patriotism (with Claudius Prime and Mhaille), HowTo:Get Banned, Horton Hires a Ho, The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women, Dear John letter, The Vagina Monologues, Life's Answerable Questions, Ecky-Thump, UnTunes:Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap, UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (co-authored with Some user), Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes, Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters, Dear Diary, UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat), Billy Graham, Failure University, Fake announcer voice
Gerrycheevers	22.5	UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others, DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations, Alaska, Red Baron, UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange, Gemini, Mousetrap, Goldfish (co-authored with Cap'n Ben), Gerry Cheevers, NASA, Bomb Shelter, Pie Chart, Al Gore (Colonization), UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes, HowTo:Be a Douchebag, Cactus, Kingfisher (co-authored with Stupid Fat Hobbit), AIDS (Space Program), Robert Shaw, Great Britain (Colonization), C-3PO, Wild Bill Hickok, World of Warcraft, Stone the Israeli Tank (co-authored with Idigl7220), Abraham Lincoln
Guildensternenstein	22	Metal Gear Solid, UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden, David Lynch, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Andrei Tarkovsky, Ingmar Bergman, Trogdor the Burninator, Seal Clubbing, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Peyton Manning, Akira Kurosawa, Godzilla, Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition, Sergio Leone, Pious Christians Against Shellfish, Chutes and Ladders, Quentin Tarantino, Mastodon, Barack Obama's Teleprompter, MonsterQuest, UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel, Carnies
Hardwick Fundlebuggy	21.5	Bouncy Castle, Citizen Kong, Banana Skin Joke, Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner, The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships, Humosexual, Sausage Butty Batter Nugget, HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone, Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal, 001, The Free World, Christmas Number Ones, Protect and Survive, Good cop/Bad cop, UnBooks:Dracula (co-authored with Cap'n Ben), The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones, But Seriously..., The Poor, Thomas Hardy, March of the Penguin Brothers, Pop Bomb, Gas tungsten arc welding
Procopius	20	Snopes, Dark Ages, Battle of Gettysburg, UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic, HowTo:Write A Cover Letter, Hays Code, Washington and Lafayette, Church of God the Wholly Incompetent, Political advertising, New Hampshire Merchant Cat, Third Epistle to the Thessalonians, Blackbeard Catering Company, Erraticus, Mae Zedong, Edward the Gibbon, Misquoting Jesus, Defender of the Clown, Democrazy, UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed, Assassins from the future
15Mickey20	19	UnCameron, Martina Hingis, Old McDonald, Sweatshop, A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid, Much Ado About Nothing, Paris Hilton, Eurovision Song Contest, Rafael Nadal, UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾, Robert Mugabe, Sania Mirza, HowTo:Boil an egg, A-level, UnNews:Cancer is racist, James Bond (character), Claude Debussy, Disorganised crime, Queen Elizabeth I
Prettiestpretty	19	Rocky Mountain Oysters, That old woman next door, Colossus of Barbie, UnBooks:See Dick, UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman, 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York, Old hippie chick who's always collecting money, UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level, HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum, Little boy who lives down the street, Why?:Have Humongous Breasts, UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Lewd Acts of the Apostles (With Mhaille and TheLedBalloon), Romance novel, Snuggie, Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (With Under user), Brothel, UnNews:Spector leaves Republican Party: They're not who I am anymore, The Fat Girl
So So	19	Fire hydrant, You are dead, UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research, Pufflebump Snugglekins, Long walks on the beach, Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated, UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch, UnNews:My son makes the play of the game, Pacific War, Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (co-authored with The Thinker), Melville the One Trick Pony, Just pennies a day, Public service announcement, Hot indiscriminate sex, UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime, UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (co-authored with Mrmonkey72), HowTo:Love me,Drill sergeant, Aunt Ginny’s Saturday afternoon lunch at Bob Evans, UnNews:The God Interview
Electrified mocha chinchilla	18	Inanimate Sponge, Really Big Tree, Grue's Clues, HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement, Adolf Hitler, Letter to the Isle, Preflight procedures, Commercial, Maginot Line, Godzilla vs. Urethra, Holocaust denial denial, Why?:Destroy the Rainforest, Alien v. Predator, United Nations Charter, Virginia Tech Massacre (with Ljlego, though he takes all of the credit and pretends not to remember my name or what we did the night before), Poetry, Give a shit, Uncyclopedia Madness
Sog1970	17	Boer War, British Moon-landing, Lady-Gardening, Mrs God's blog, The Popularity of War, Punk Floyd, What I did on my hols, The History of the Atom, Peter Rabbit Reanimated, Flash Gordon, The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's, The Who: My Re-Generation, Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage, The Duke of Edinburgh Award, The Pilgrim Fathers, The Rough Guide to Gotham City, A CCTV Nativity
Orian57	16	Insomnia, Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet?, Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?, Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane?, Neurotic, HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle, UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand!, Why?:Don't You Get a Job?, Nursery, Snow White, Writing, UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012, UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden, LazyTown, UnScripts:Trapped at Sea, Marble Madness
ENeGMA	15.5	New Age Psychology, A Tour of Baghdad, Jackson Pollock, Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006, Fundagelical Christianity, Alexander the Great, UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters, Civil War, Honesty, The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid, The Meeting: A Play in One Act, Hypocrites (With InfiniteMonkey), Prince and the Revolution, Paradise Inc., The Critique of Pure Reason
Under user	15.5	HowTo:Fuck Off, Shopping list, Down with this sort of thing!, Hyperdrinking, UnScripts:Average Cop, Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (with Codeine), Bubble Wrap, Spontaneous Combustion, UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies, HowTo:Be A Supervillain, Fish Puns (With MrN9000), Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash?, The Millennium, Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (With Prettiestpretty), Gazelle, Test Match Special, Röak Band - Teütonic Invasion (mit Mördillö), Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small‎ (with AE)
Mordillo	15	HowTo:Learn Hebrew, My Journeys with the GPS, The Porchesian Holocaust, HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen, Jewish Holidays, Truthful Vending GmbH, Polish Inquisition , MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick, HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rashōmon, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), So you thought that using the Euro as currency would be all fun and games?, Why?Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea, UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver (with Mahm00shA), Kosher Nostra (with RabbiTechno), Röak Band - Teütonic Invasion (mit ÜÜ), Gemeentevervoerbedrijf
PuppyOnTheRadio	15	Six Hats, Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition, Psyché, Number Bases, Isaac The Tank Engine, Lateral Thinking, UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video, UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!" (also PLS winner), Love, Street Fighter, Microsoft Knowledge Base, Stereotype, Intelligent Mathematics, Monitor, UnDebate: Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech?
Thekillerfroggy	14.5	Pillow Fighting (with Dr. Skullthumper), Sergei Rachmaninoff, HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased, UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88, Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism, How much can YOU take!!, Selective Inbreeding, Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter, Drugs, Taft Punk, Regent University, Why?:So Serious?‎ (with TheLedBalloon), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Al Gore (colonization), Crescendo, Great Britain (colonization)
An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays	14	Why?:Read a Book, Why?:Collapse Space-Time, UnBooks:IRAQATTACK, Marie Curie, The Dog Dies at the End, Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans, UnNews:I have taken hostages, UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook, Isaac Newton, Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election, UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God?, Space Invaders, The Great Gig in the Sky, Tool (band)
The UnIdiot	14	UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA", UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white!, UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading, UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral", UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, HowTo:Be safe with guns, Why?:Use a wooden condom, UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album, UnScripts:All Mixed Up, UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (with TheLedBalloon), UnBooks:Beep, The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN!, UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie, UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition), Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (with TheLedBalloon)
Hindleyite	13.5	Age of Umpires, HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines, Uncyclopedia is the worst, Handgun, Speech to text software, Universal Remote Control Everything 3000, Adobe Potatochop (co-authored with Mhaille), HowTo: Be a Tramp, Pixellated Face Disease, Argos, Life's Unanswerable Questions, Commercial Conformity Period, HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power, Idea
Shandon	12.5	Ironing, Google Middle Earth, Nuremberg Rally, The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner, UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties, Escher, The UnUsual Suspects, The World According to Garm, UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon , UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963, American Dream, UnScripts:HMS Potatore (with Modusoperandi), Frostbite: A Christmas LP
Necropaxx	11	Holy Cheese, HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd, Toaster, Top Hat, The Siege of Bordeaux, Hippies, Grim Reaper, Elevator, Antbortion, UnMysteries:The Mysterious Affair at the World War Two Convention, UnBooks:Gone Fishing
RAHB	11	Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!, Why?:Remove Your Penis, UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (collab'd with Thinker), UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (collab'd with Thinker), List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway, UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not, Consolation Prize (collab'd with Thinker), UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged), HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (collab'd with TheLedBalloon and Dr. Skullthumper), Observational Comedy, UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition, UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems), Topaz
THE	11	UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory, HowTo:Turn Your Computer On, UnScripts:Grass in the Mist, UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur, UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween, Drunk Olympics (co-authored with The Thinker), UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II, America (co-authored with Ljlego), UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest, UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits, UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy, UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy"
Dr. Skullthumper	10.5	Why?:Put Down the Duckie?, Bathroom Humor, Kitchen Sink, HowTo:Bend a spoon, Ode to the Monotony of Life, Pillow Fighting (With Thekillerfroggy), Time travel, Why?:Save the mooses?, Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?, Why?:Burn a Furby?, HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and TheLedBalloon), UnScripts:The Symposium
DrStrange	10	Abnormality, Youth, The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version), HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress, Private Eye (With Prettiestpretty) , UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction (With Nachlader) , Economic Collapse Barbie™, Godzilla vs. Vaginus, Ark of the Covenant, HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey‎, Vortex
RadicalX	10	St. Peter's Basilica, Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition, Idiotic Table of the Elements, The GI Joe-Transformers War, Redundancy, Segregation, Gazebo, New Cooler Edition, Witless Protection Program, Lysol
SysRq	9.5	Charles Lindbergh, Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald, Why?:Blame Hitler (collab with TheLedBalloon), Veteran, UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex, Dishwasher, America is the best!!!, Andy Rooney, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009, Al Gore Colonization
GlobalTourniquet	9	UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen, HowTo:Write Good, Inland Empire, Plink, Alfred Hitchcock, HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics, Jim Jarmusch, UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance, Rod Serling
MacMania	9	Cheerios, Sherlock Holmes, UnScripts:Star Wars (2010), Firefly, UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians, UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail, UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés, The Doctor, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Squiggle (formerly §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ)	9	HowTo:Skip School, French Revolution, Water Polo... With Sharks!, Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice, The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale, First Gradeism, Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire, One Out of Ten Doctors, UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire
Bradaphraser	8.5	Do_NOT_click_any_links!, Rogue Punchlines, Barns and Nobles, George W Bush, Yahoo, Rock, Paper, Airstrike, Jaws did WTC (co-authored with The Thinker), Cyanide, UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them, (Leporiphobia and Peyton Manning also appeared on the front page, but were not voted in)
Braydie	8	HowTo:Make a Band, HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble, Separation Issues, Vietnam War Hoax, League of Nations, Moses, African Giraffe (co-authored with Mhaille and Keitei), The Consumerist (co-authored with Tompkins) UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"
Jocke Pirat	7.5	Time Cubicle, UnScripts:The O'Finnertys, The Muffin Man, UnScripts:Heinous Dan, Guinness Brewmasters, EDSAC, Billy Mays (cleaned up by another uncyclopedian), United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features
David Gerard	6.5	Fountainhead Earth, Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One, KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand, UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones, X Window System, Gay Pride, Command Line (co-authored with SonicChao)
EvilZak	6	Banana Phone, Crimes inspired by video games, Internet (video game), List of weapons that don't exist, but should, National Try To Assassinate The President Day, Random humor
MrN9000	6	The Color Problem, Battle of the Sexes, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (With Cajek), The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Fish Puns (With Under user), Why?:Do a Pee Review (With Cajek), Pointless Paradox, Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille)
One-eyed Jack	6	Patrick Henry, Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God, Ganges, Mr. Beluncle, Literary dedications, Pripyat River
Slackerboy	6	English-American Dictionary, Niggers, WMD(Donuts), The Oldest Trick in the Book, Gibberish, World War I
Sycamore	6	Tony Visconti, Battleship Potemkin, David Bowie, Walpurgis Night, France, UnBooks:The Digital Divide
Winstanley1	6	UnBooks:Only Business, Conceptual Art, Dictation (Co-authored with Aaadddaaammm), Blandford (co-authored with That Guy Huffed Me), Celebrity Manufacture, UnBooks:Surgical Phone, Confession (Catholicism)
DJ Irreverent	5.5	UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist (collab with Moneke), Uncyclopedia Health Service, UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old, UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games, Campaign Leaflet, Pre-Market Economy
El Zoof	5.5	HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw, HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion, Uluru, Waltzing Matilda, List of one letter words starting with A, Saint Frankenstein's Day (co-authored with Cap'n Ben)
HerrDoktor	5.5	Onomatopoeia, HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi (co-authored with FoxyBabe), UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism, HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies, The Black And White Man, UnBooks:Gallows Humor
Some user	5.5	Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet, Neuroipods, Humility, Unquotable:Cthulhu, Everybody cares, UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (co-authored with User:Todd Lyons)
Tompkins	5.5	Don't be Stupid, The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game, Distraction, Teenagers, Vote Fish Penis, The Consumerist (co-authored with Braydie)
Doug	5	Toilet Door Communication, Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News, VCR Manual, Vladimir Nabokov, UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole
Heerenveen	5	Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase, Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?, HowTo:Drive a train, Driving in Bucharest, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
Keitei	5	African Giraffe, Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit, Nobody Cares, Blame somebody else, Women
KP	5	Red Shirts, Newmath, Bloodbath, Quantum Economics, War on Terra
Nydas	5	UnBooks:Adventure gamebook, Memento, Commemorative plate, Wallet moth, Enid Blyton
RabbiTechno	5	Rough Pubs, UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released, Pre-decimal British Coinage, UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world, History of Google
Rcmurphy	5	Founding Fathers, UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame, "Paul is dead" hoax, Internet Movie Database, Grand Theft Audio
Rogpyvbc	5	Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light, Global Cooling, Bipolar bear, Creepy, UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!!
The Woodburninator	5	Thou, UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion, Awkward Conversation, UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth, UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick
Zombiebaron	5	UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook, Socratic Method, UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup, UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss, UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story
Tagstit	4.5	Cardboard Box, Scary Movie, HowTo:Fix the Economy (with Snake7), Oscar the Grouch, Balloon Animals
Composure1	4	UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death, UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant", UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It, Please delete this page
Enzo Aquarius	4	HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship, Power Rangers, World War IV, Get Some Mortgage
Imrealized	4	Hide and Go Jesus, Paradise Lost, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test
Jim Groovester	4	The Destiniad, UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen, Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains, Academia
LeeHarveyKennedy	4	The Official List of the Best Things in Existence, Racoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape, Much Ado About Yokels, Fanfiction.net
Nameable	4	UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey, UnScripts:Unromantic Comedy, UnTweets:George Peterson, Corn Flakes
Zana Dark	4	UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits!, Jesus stole my girlfriend, Scatomancy, Frida Kahlo
Andorin Kato	3.5	File sharing, The Pirate Bay, Francis Winkler, The Jesus Laws (with Sliferjam)
Asahatter	3.5	The Bunfight at the OK Corral (with Mhaille), BBC Wireless 4, UnNews:Recession forces Santa to relocate, Printer Ink
Cs1987	3.5	Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, Humanity: A Retrospective, Examples of Bias in Conservapedia (with Modusoperandi), Superannuation
Insineratehymn	3.5	Byzantine Empire, Simeon I, Thomas Aquinas, UnBooks:Who Killed God? (With The Humbled Master)
Cainad	3	Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905, Diplomacy, Books never written
Dawg	3	Man Uncyclopedia, Home Haggis Maker, Geocaching
DWIII	3	Styrofoam, Table of Contents, Flintstones
IronLung	3	My visit with Aunt Myfanwy, Allahakbarries, Pat Garrett
Isra1337	3	The artist formerly known as God, Gerrymandering, Manhattan Engineering District
Jamtrousers	3	HowTo:Be pretentious, Waiting for Godot, Teenage angst
Kwakerjak	3	Napoleon Bonaparte, United States presidential election, 1948, United States presidential election, 1840
Optimuschris	3	HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days‎, 21st Century Nazis, Al Gore (Colonization), Great Britain (Colonization)
Rei	3	UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman, UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying, Zen
sannse	3	UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, British class system, TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL
Strange but untrue	3	Faggot, Make Poverty History, UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary
YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans	3	Hydrogen, Red Lobster, Orion

The VFP Hall of Shame

For artists who've scored a hat trick (3 featured images, or better) in the game of Uncyclopedia.

Name	Features	Titles
RadicalX	25	AJA Flag, Megatron, HMRFRA, Satan's Job, Vader's Segway, Pants Vaporizer, Gentlebots, General Gates, GTA: Vatican City, U2 Broke, Catcher in the Rye, Admin PMS, Holy T, Connectthedots, Joy of Killing, Zoloft, Waiting Wilde, GI Jew, Penus de Milo, Jihad My Ride, Chill the Fuck Out, Caesar crossing the Delaware, Driveby giraffe, Pity, The Jean Pool
Mhaille	17.5	Sonnet the Hedgehog, Thermopylae, McJesus, Lake Titicaca, Boogies with Badgers, PotatoChop, Dead Funny, Artificial Pseudoscientology, UnUsual Suspects, Sexual Predator, Long Neck Killer (co-imaged with Zombiebaron), Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, Tombstone Kops, Norman Wisdom, Grand Marshall, Tom Hanks Proskater 4, Ghandi: First Blood, British Moon Landing
Zombiebaron	12.5	Zombieche, Football Navigation, Obiwan Keroppi, Not Pink Elephants, Guitar Statue, Long Neck Killer (co-imaged with Mhaille), Sistine Graffiti, Skywalker Aura, Halloween Cross Burning, Lets Go Fly A Kike, Skin Flute, Paris Stilton, Optimus Prime - Transformer
Modusoperandi	12	The Fifth Horseman, Darth Vader Vs. Lollipop Guild, Etch-A-Sculpt, Not Mohammad, Osama bin Grinchen, Piglet's mugshot, Kafka's Metamorphosis, Oldschool Ben Franklin, Disturbingly accurate fortune cookie, Truthful vending machine, Boobies, File:Winnniethepoohfather.jpg
Hindleyite	8	Age of Umpires screenshot, Uncyclopedia Noob-Friendly Almanack, Fantanatic Pop Bomb, Modern Morris Minor, March of the Penguin Brothers, Uluru under construction, Formby Grill, Moneytree
Splaka	7	Cooking with Poo for Dummies, Milk Chocolate Hitler, I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler, Whack a Mao, Can of Whoop Ass, Carpet munching, American Goths
Sonje	6	Pro Sack Racing, Saving Private Elmo, Fifa 2010 logo: Armed Robbery Edition, Michael and the children, Poker hand, Dong covering
Prettiestpretty	4.5	Hunting With Dick, Colossus of Barbie, The Last Bachelor Party, Christ's Manic Monday, Edgar Allan Po (co-imaged with JohnnyRaven and RabbiTechno)
LinkTGF	4	Ipod floppy, Marx-A-Lot, I Want You for Scientology, Kennedy Statue Vatican
Rei	4	Sharks, Leonardo, Furry cabinet, Jesus' roadsign
Sannse	4	Sophia Magritte, Tsar Wars IV, Falstrop Kitten Huffing, Trojan Horse
Isra1337	3	Truman Torch, St Stephen the Martyr, St Michael vs Darwin
Jocke Pirat	3	Hook Headed Man, Damned Germans Shot My Beer, Jefferson's Moustache
Kaizer the Bjorn	3	Bordeaux, Grue crossing, Crop cicles
Rcmurphy	3	Mavis Beacon Teaches Stereotyping, BurtReynoldsOrNot.com, Mickeys
Seeker	3	Hand-in-a-Box, Target Soldier, Pope Dawkins

Awards, Decorations and Honours
	Awards	Order of Uncyclopedia · Awards, Decorations and Honours · Admin Rank · Ninjastars
	Ranks & Honours	Writer of the Month · Uncyclopedian of the Month · n00b of the moment Potatochopper of the Month Foolitzer Prize Writer of the Year · Uncyclopedian of the Year · RadicalX of the Year RYA · User Space Affiliations · Past Winners
	Limelight	VFH · VFP · Best of · Top Ten: 2005 · 2006 · 2007 · 2008 · 2009 · 2010 · 2011 · Hall of Shame
	Prix citron	Useless Gobshite of the Month · Useless Gobshite of the Year · Sandwich of the Month · FFS
	Events citron	Poo Lit Suprise · Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball · The Article Whisperer Happy Monkey Competition · Other competitions

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