Here at Uncyclopedia, the only thing we like more than voting, whoring ourselves around to get votes from voters, making sure the vote score is up-to-date on articles we've written that are being voted on, having the most number of votes (or at least having more votes than someone else), and receiving awards from voters as a result of having received the most number of votes, is seeing our names in print for the achievements we've received awards for.
Some strongly feel that this is because Uncyclopedians love lists almost as much as they love votes, while others argue it is a logical extension of the fact that lists are comprised of individuals who've become notable as a result of being extraordinarily talented vote whores.
The VFH Hall of Shame
For writers who've scored a hat trick (3 features, or better) in the game of Uncyclopedia. Names are in alphabetical order where number of features is the same. Mostly. If you're that concerned that your name is out of order, you should probably get out more. (Or, write another featured article.) Not listed? Add yourself.
The VFP Hall of Shame
For artists who've scored a hat trick (3 featured images, or better) in the game of Uncyclopedia.
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