Writer of the Month trophy

This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least five "full" articles.

Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page.
• Fancy template to put on your user page.
• 1 gallon of ice cream!
• Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
• We can make it a pint.
• No cone though
• Sprinkles are optional.

Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Past Winners

stillwaters • Chronarion • RadicalX • LeeHarveyKennedy • carlb • Famine • Cap'n Ben • Rangeley • KP • Savethemooses • David Gerard • Todd Lyons • Doug • Mhaille • Hindleyite • Bradaphraser • Tompkins • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Imrealized • Procopius • Squiggle • ENeGMA • Modusoperandi • One-eyed Jack • Prettiestpretty • Braydie • Shandon • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Ljlego • The Thinker • TheLedBalloon • Zombiebaron • So So • Cajek • THE • 15Mickey20 • Mordillo • Thekillerfroggy • Dr. Skullthumper • DJ Irreverent • Under user • RAHB • Hyperbole • The UnIdiot • Gerrycheevers • SysRq • An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays • DrStrange (2) • Sycamore • Guildensternenstein • RabbiTechno • Orian57 • Sog1970 • GlobalTourniquet • Necropaxx • MacMania • PuppyOnTheRadio • Zim ulator • Zana Dark • Nameable • Asahatter • MadMax

Official Nominations for April

Nachlader (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For. Nachlader has written so many detailed, funny,and content-full articles that when another one appears it's easy to overlook the fact that "another one has appeared!" Add to that his assistance to other writers and quality edits to other pages, and methinks it's just about time for Nach to drink potato juice from the silver cup. Aleister in Chains 12:53 1 4 MMX
• Bollocks. I was so going to nominate Nach this month. His stuff is consistently good, and I've enjoyed it pretty much since he started here and I reviewed what turned out to be his first feature. For. --UU - natter 15:33, Apr 1
• Yes! Nach has come back strong! Kudos to you sir! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 15:41, Apr 1 2010
• Comment UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?, Golf War, Vietnamese dong, World Wildlife Fund, UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction (With DrStrange), Battle of the Bulge in my Pants, Firearm attachments —The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)

  Darling, how could you forget that lace on a uniform makes a soldier look extremely manly--Nach's newest, Homosexuality in the British military. Toodles, William, the 2nd in line to the throne if that old queen and his mother ever die 00:31 2 4 2MX

  and phrase --nldr 12:49, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

  I just took what was in HoS and cut and paste here - I try to avoid actually thinking about things wherever possible. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 22:54, Apr 2 2010 UTC

  This is how the first Europeans came upon Australia. --nldr 00:13, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

• For.For Aleister next month, if he doesn't win. ~ 04:30, Apr 3, 2010
• For. I think I'll call him the "other" Mr.N. DAS NUE ALBUM! M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 21:32, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • i don't support ukip candidates --nldr 00:09, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
• For. You can make a case for any of the other candidates, but Nachlader has deserved it the longest. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:40, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
• For. Sorry Al, but Nach has written some of my favorite articles, and has deserved this for a while. For Al next month if he doesn't win.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 02:23, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

He's written some of my favorite articles too. Why do you think I nommed him, for monkey's sake. Al sans chains a few minutes later

Aleister in Chains (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Al has done some incredible work in March from helping out with Nintendo to writing the one-day nomination wonder Garage sale, one can only assume he will continue to provide us with great material in April. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 11:17 EST 1 April, 2010
• For. Aleister hasn't been here that long but he is now getting into a very creative stride. A definite vote in favour. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:47, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
• For <insert justification here> Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 23:07, Apr 1 2010 UTC
• Comment - Aleister's accomplishments include Mortal Sin, Anne Hathaway, Garage sale, and In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. He also has other stuff at the bottom of his fucking gigantic userpage.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 23:25, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Update: HowTo:Blow a dog was just featured, another article of his.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 23:45, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, yes. That last makes me look like a dignified member of the community. Al en'blowin'ze'canine 18:21 2 4 mmx

• For. Difficult choice between this one and the one under. --nldr 18:43, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
• For. Maybe he'll get a real fucking userpage if he has this nice shiny award to go on it. --Matfen 22:41, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
• For He wrote Dennis Kucinich's wife. He likes Garfunkel and Oates. Now, does he like battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa? If so, he should be UotY. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:46, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
• For. Because.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 Apr 2010 ~ 03:34 (UTC)
• For. In hopes of a tie. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:26, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

  You just love screwing things up, don't you?--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 02:28, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

I least I was born right. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:30, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

• Good job with formatting and word usage in the above comment as well.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 02:35, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Skinfan13 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Per last month's nom. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:32, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
• Comment - Skinfan has Earth, iPad, and HowTo:Write Good Poetry. Take a look at User:Skinfan13/Articles for all of his stuff. (I would do this for Nachlader, but I have no idea what his features are)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 23:28, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Mahm00shA (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

1. Nom He's written some good shit Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:33,2April,2010

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