This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.
To be nominated, you must:
- Be a registered member.
- Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
- Have written at least five "full" articles.
Whom should I nominate?
Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.
Nominations and Voting Process
Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.
Winner will receive:
- Spotlight on front page.
- Fancy template to put on your user page.
- 1 gallon of ice cream!
- Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
- We can make it a pint.
- No cone though
Vote Or Die!!
Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.
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Official Nominations for November
- N&F Win! -- 02:43, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
- Fuckin' A. 02:50, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
Mrmonkey72 (Talk •
- Nom and For Let me tell you. I fell in love with the Monkey Man from the day I saw him exasperatedly posting articles in UnNews, like a little puppy, trustingly following his owner at the other side of a fast-moving treadmill, perpetually suspended just above ground, running faster than any pup should be expected to go. Just running. Running. RUNNING! And all the while, he had that playful puppy smile on his face, his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth. As he tenaciously kept it up, his owner went inside for some lemonade, but alas, he forgot he had left the pup out on the treadmill. When he came back the next day, old Sparky was barely clinging to life, still going. Going. Going... The man was crushed. After the vet told him the news, he drove his dead friend home, gave him a loving funeral, and then pulled the pistol from his back pocket. After the shot, the man fell next to the tombstone, and for the briefest of moments, he felt comfort, knowing that he had died alongside his life-long companion. - 03:56, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
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