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Revision as of 23:49, October 11, 2008

Puppy2 Please head over to VFH and cast some votes for good articles.
If VFH voting does not pick up by next Tuesday, Dr. Skullthumper will thump the skull of this puppy.


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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
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Pages for Deletion

Zombiebaronvs.Braydie

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):


Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the VFD-padlock Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


Möbius strip/3f

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Gary Busey

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Large Hard-on Collider

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Maine Page

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Norrisites

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Poor Chuck Norris stub. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:27, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Kowaru 19:29, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Ech, Norris. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:53, Oct 11
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Magnolia

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - poor film article, old, unfunny and a poor concept to work from — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:54, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It ain't funny --Kowaru 19:31, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote X Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:54, Oct 11
Comments

Leon

Keep
  • Keep. Purely because I link to it about a dozen times in my Andy Murray article. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:26, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - I tagged this with {{Stub}} a few days ago, after a second thought it seems pretty shoddy. I think that it might be an idea to start from scratch. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:51, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Kowaru 19:32, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:54, Oct 11
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Reserve Mines, Nova Scotia

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - It's too short, it's listy, as a matter of fact, without the long list, the article is only 2 paragraphs long, and they aren't funny paragraphs either. It mmore resemble a vandalized wikipedia article than a good, funny, uncyclopedia article. Again, listy, not funny, boring, needs deletion, stupid, not even random funny, delete, delete,delete. --Kowaru 06:32, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:21, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:03, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:55, Oct 11
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Necrophagist

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - It's too short, it's listy ( partially my fault), it's not really funny. The Necro joke gets too old too fast. Did I mention it's stubby. The picture of pantera when they were a glam metal band doesn't exactly help its case for being any good. IMMIDEATE HUFFING REQUIRED --Kowaru 04:03, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:21, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:02, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Huff Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:56, Oct 11
Comments Ok ,the terrible state of this article is partially my fault ( I added part of that awful list at the end of the article, I have now seen the error in my ways however). Anyway, I don't think the article is really that great. It probably needs to be wiped clean and re-written. --Kowaru 04:05, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Kowaru, a reminder, your initial nom also counts as a "delete" vote. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:57, Oct 11

Presidents Motto

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  • Symbol keep vote We should take the time to improve this quite simply, it's pretty, funny. It has a humor value to it, and it deserves a little more than just a sudden delete, I think it should get a 1 week warning, or, we could discuss what to do with it. I think a week notice is good enough, if it doesn't improve by then, fine, delete it. But it's just too funny to be deleted now ( sorry about not signing that * cracks egg on his face*). --Kowaru 03:17, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:22, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Unlike a lot of what gets put up here and kept, this is actually currently funny and has an actual chance of being improved on. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:09, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
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Comments
  • Kowaru: You really should take the time to familiarize yourself with the deletion system around these parts. To begin with, we don't vote on what an article "could be," we vote on what an article is now. If you think it's a good idea, go ahead, copy it to your userspace, and work on it yourself. Otherwise, no one's going to do it. Also, we never give a week's notice for anything older than a week, because the original author isn't likely to be around. Even if they were, they would see the VFD template, which is more than enough of a warning; and if they want the article back all they have to do is contact an admin (nicely) and ask them (nicely) to restore it to their userspace so they can work on it. Lastly, sign your posts.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 02:57 Oct 11, 2008

Arthur Charles Gook

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Poor Spork by the looks of things, liitle progress, poor thoroughout and little progress made. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:04, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed, saying Gook a thousand times isn't funny, it's not the 70s and we're not in Vietnam. --Kowaru 03:19, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:01, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:58, Oct 11
Comments

Civil war the second

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Random, ugly and incoherent - There has been little moves to improve on this. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:01, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. The prose isn't bad, but I'm not finding it the slightest bit funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:04, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:01, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:53, Oct 11
Comments

DJ Bobo

Keep *Symbol keep vote I like how random it is It's kind of a big in joke about DJ/dance music culture, " A party exists" is a good line. I like it, one of the few uncyclopedia stubs that I laughed at. So, in short, it has humour value.--Kowaru 03:27, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Poor 2006 article, little progrees, random and unfunny. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:00, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:52, Oct 11
Comments

Ümläüẗ

KeepToo many articles link to it to delete, it's funny, plenty of other article on *Uncyclopedia are undreadable. I suggest a merger of some sort..perhaps with the Motorhead or Heavy Metal Umlaut article. --Kowaru 01:06, 11 October 2008
  • Keep Probably worth keeping. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:31, Oct 11
  • Symbol keep vote I kinda liked it, for some odd reason. Also, Kowaru, there's no such thing as "too many articles link to it to delete". Just because an article is popular, doesn't necessarily mean it's not shitty. Crap articles = delete. Number of links doesn't matter.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 01:36 Oct 11, 2008
  • Symbol keep vote Ok, I guess I had a bad reson, but stillEh, fair enough, I was just worried about red linking in a bunch of articles, anyway, I think that this artticle is atleast just good enough to be kept, if only the error with what I believe is an umlauted T could be corrected, the article would be vastly improved. --Kowaru 01:45, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Poor 2005 article, borderline unreadble, short with little progress. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:30, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:51, Oct 11
Comments

TOKIO

Keep
Delete
  • delete. stub, with jesus. i can't get to the other versions in the history, so i think deletion is the way to go. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:06, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:06, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:00, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:50, Oct 11
Comments

Page Down

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  • delete. old pointless microstub. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:59, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:07, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:25, Oct 11
  • Symbol delete vote Dear god, I'm actually agreeing with people on the VFD but ya, delete. --Kowaru 03:30, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 11:58, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:50, Oct 11
Comments

Keane

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Unfunny band article, little progress listy and rubbish throughout, probabaly better to start again from scratch. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:54, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:10, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • I couldn't get past the first sentence. Delete. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:05, Oct 10
  • Delete. Randumb. But it has one of the most impressive collections of bad run-on sentences I've seen. ----OEJ 16:02, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 11:56, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
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Doetinchem

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Jota Quest

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  • Delete - Stubbishg 2007 junk, little progress. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:36, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. wasn't 2007 when uncyc hit its stride? but yea, this is terrible. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:08, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Unfunny Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:01, Oct 10
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:22, Oct 11
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 11:55, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Carman

Keep
  • Hang on! There are a number of things this could be about. The opéra maybe? Anyway, some more people need to look this over. Because we don't know what it's about is not always a reason to delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:20, Oct 11
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. It's not really a list, or listy, it's more like there are just several sections not seperated in the proper way. The spanish inquisition does make it funny. I got a good laugh or two. --Kowaru 03:51, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
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