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Revision as of 21:48, October 5, 2007

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
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      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
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Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


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  • Keep. Someone tagged this article for deletion as part of Vigilante Week. Everyone I've shown it to thinks it's hilarious. Maybe I'm biased -- I am a music nerd and I wrote it -- but I say KEEP! The Realms of Gold 21:48, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
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Frapping

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Lynx

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Battle of Jar-Jar Binks

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Rob Reiner

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Bertie Ahern

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Why?:Hunt Unicorns

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  • Keep. Don't see what's wrong here. And don't forget to tag articles you put on VFD with the {{VFD}} template. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:54, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Big fat keep, in fact. This is funny. And the picture of the bears shooting a cannon at unicorns is great. (Whoops -- the bears probably appeared in Bears vs. Unicorns Conflict first, so it's...well, not plagiarism, but something.) ----OEJ 00:55, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Why hunt them, indeed.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 06:02, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. I peed and enjoyed this. I see no reason at all this should be here. Did you read it at all? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:41, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:08, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
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  • Nom & Delete Dossier 00:51, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
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1337 Time

Keep
  • Redundant. Already V-tagged --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:56, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
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  • Nom & Delete Dossier 00:51, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:Bureaucrats

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  • Keep Maybe Somehow I think this can't be VFDed as I think this may be a in joke. I'll ask Famine the creator of this article about it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 00:40, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • I enjoy Flammable's large, cushy ass from time to time --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:42, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep on the grounds that this is the work of Famine. --General Insineratehymn 01:22, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
    • I don't think that should influence anyone's decision to keep an article. Conniving 20:48, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and heavily revise; project namespace. (Though if it is deleted, redirect it to Uncyclopedia:Administrators or whatever that page is.) —Hinoa talk.kun 02:18, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
    • Actually a merge with UN:Admin would be a good idea. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:23, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I think someone's just going to make this again either way. The first sentence got me, they slow down the site and stuff when they actually keep it moving (maybe they stop it from going so fast that it actually crashes). Of course, something like this would need the help of actual bureaucrats that can laugh at what they write about themselves. Conniving 20:30, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
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  • Well, TBC is a good dam' ardickle, Modus, and deserved the attention. We're not staring at you, we're staring with you. ----OEJ 01:12, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
    Ah, praise from Caesar. That's like pennies from heaven, except that it's praise instead of pennies. Also Caesar instead of heaven. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:42, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

F13

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F12

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  • Keep, series. Spang talk 09:48, 05 Oct 2007
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F8

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  • Keep. Sigh. Not very good, not very long, but has two good jokes in it: F8==fate and Unsafe Mode. Most of the keyboard series are short, and this one fits the (unfortunate) mold.----OEJ 00:48, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - LMAO, why in the world do you hate this one Manforman? --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 02:44, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, series. Spang talk 09:48, 05 Oct 2007
  • Keep. This one isn't too bad. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:45, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
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  • Nom & Delete. Another crappy FSir Manforman CUN 23:11, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
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F3

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  • Keep, series. Spang talk 09:48, 05 Oct 2007
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  • Nom & Delete. short stupid non needed stubSir Manforman CUN 23:08, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I suppose. Awfully short and silly. ----OEJ 00:50, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I know it's in a series, but if that series is to be kept, it should have some redeeming qualities, and I see none here. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:44, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • The problem with deleting articles which appear on a template -- like the keyboard template -- is that the reason for the template to exist gradually erodes. If the keyboard template is riddled with redlinks, it seems silly to have it at all. ----OEJ 00:50, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
    • Having redlinks on such templates is a good way to get someone reading a similar article to notice it and have a go at writing it themselves (I count 2 or 3 redlinks on the keyboard template out of over 100). Deleting the template spoils the series, and the other option is to combine them all into one page, which would be rather messy for anyone trying to actually read it, though might appeal to those attempting to "un-clutter" the wiki. There isn't a lot of content on each individual page, but that's because it's really a whole series about the keyboard keys strung over 100 or so pages. Nobody's expecting a feature here. Spang talk 09:48, 05 Oct 2007

F7

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F2

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Fall Out Boy

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  • keep damnit* It's funny. They make fun of the lyrics. Knowig what the lyrics are helps the humor =__= Lord Gneo 05:11, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
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