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'''Removed from VFD, but deleted anyway'''. Admiral06, read the deletion policy. The proper course of action would have been to NRV it or list it on QVFD. VFD is not here for fast deletion; that's why it takes 6 net votes to delete and 24 hours before any action is taken. Do it again and I ban you for a day and block you from editing VFD for a week. {{User:Hinoa4/sig4}} 00:08, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
 
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Revision as of 00:08, September 8, 2006

Rules and procedures:

  1. Before doing anything else, make sure that you are well versed on Uncyclopedia's deletion policy.
    1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    2. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    3. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    4. Abusers of the policy will be abused themselves. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Place {{vfd}} at the top of the page you would like to add to VFD. Unmarked articles will be removed from VFD without prejudice.
    2. Create a new section for your nominated article.
      1. New entries on top.
      2. Every article must be given a section of its own; if you are putting 10 related articles up, every single one should be given a section of its own.
      3. Edit the Pages for Deletion section below and carefully follow the (currently hidden) instructions you see there. If you screw it up, you will probably get banned.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No, really, thank you very much.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a *
      1. * - Creates a bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the *).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. If you are not an administrator or the designated {{poopsmith}}, do not remove anything from VFD, doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Pages for Deletion

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy.
Edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Warthog

Keep
Delete
  • Burn. Please, this is pointless, unfunny, and just plain stupid. Admiral06 23:47, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Comments

Lorry

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. Pointless. --Admiral06 23:07, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. Can you believe this took multiple edits to create? -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 23:21, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Launch all delete for great justice. I love the picture though. --Darkfred 23:48, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Comments

Removed from VFD, but deleted anyway. Admiral06, read the deletion policy. The proper course of action would have been to NRV it or list it on QVFD. VFD is not here for fast deletion; that's why it takes 6 net votes to delete and 24 hours before any action is taken. Do it again and I ban you for a day and block you from editing VFD for a week. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY) 00:08, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

13030392921 (number)

Keep
  • Keep This is funny, but since it is apparently a telephone number in colorado it should be moved immediately. --Darkfred 23:57, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete Not funny, serves no purpose. --Hhamdy283 20:57, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. Some of it is pretty funny (in a geeky way)--but all of the jokes would work just as well in any other article. Plus, I suspect this is User:24.187.75.139's phone number or something, so (even though all of the original text is gone), if the article is kept, it should be moved to a different number (where, again, it would be exactly as funny). -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 23:17, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Comments

27 (number)

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. This is the worst article I have ever read. Spelled "Bible" "Bibel". Ugh. --Hhamdy283 20:33, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. Like an idiot, I read it even after Hhamdy283 warned me, and now I am sad. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 22:56, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Comments

HowTo:Make Hamburgers

Keep
  • Doesn't deserve deletion though the beginning could use to be rewritten. Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:10, 7 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • The beginning is awful, but it gets better. Just needs the start fixed, pics and links.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:47, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. It needs reformatting as well as all of that, but it's definitely salvageable. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 18:49, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Delete
Comments

Other than the first few words, how is this vanity? Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:10, 7 September 2006 (UTC) Eh? Huh? It doesn't look like vanity to me, nor does it look humorous, then again it is extremely poorly formatted... so I wasn't enticed to look for long... I have no feelings about this article whatsoever otherwise. --Mindsunwound: (F@H) Pantsu Getta! Pup Puppy Luff 2cents.PNG 18:39, 7 September 2006 (UTC)


REMOVED FROM VFD. NXWave, please do not VFD articles that WERE JUST FUCKING CREATED. That is what the maintanance tags are for. Next time you add such an article to VFD, you will be banned for a day and prohibited from editing VFD for a week. Capice?RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY) 23:56, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

The Hot War

Keep
Delete
  • Delete: The (adjective) War which started in (year) and ended in (year) was an (adjective) fight between the (people_name)s and the (nonsequitur)s, leading to casualties in the (stupidnum) range. All it's missing is an Oscar Wilde quote. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 22:48, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. Possibly hopes for a re-write, but until then: bye-bye Mr. Article. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 23:53, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete, although it might be funny if translated into English. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 01:43, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. I wish this article would marry Courtney Love so she would have it killed. --Hhamdy283 03:51, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:11, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Comments

Darth Ame

Keep
Delete
Comments

Executed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY) 23:52, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Darth Cow

Keep
  • Re-Write I think that this concept has much more potential than is currently exploited. The Darthii should be re-ordered similar to the Jesii Project... --Mindsunwound: (F@H) Pantsu Getta! Pup Puppy Luff 2cents.PNG 18:55, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I second For reasons similar to Darth Hitler Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:14, 6 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • I Third Serious potential for funny here, i was laughing before I began reading. And the article itself was actually more amusing then average from what I have read. Not hilarious, but infinitely funnier than Calcium or Donald Duck. This website is supposed to be funny right? at least amusing? Do you have a better article which just happens to need this name? If so then just post it. --Darkfred 22:25, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep for the reasons under Sidious below. (But Darkfred, just because we have no other use for the name doesn't mean we shouldn't kill it. After all, we do have a better use for the name Special:Random.) -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 03:39, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Delete
Comments
  • I have rewritten Darth Cow, please check it out and or change your vote. --Darkfred 23:17, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Darth Dietmar

Keep
  • Re-Write I think that this concept has much more potential than is currently exploited. The Darthii should be re-ordered similar to the Jesii Project... --Mindsunwound: (F@H) Pantsu Getta! Pup Puppy Luff 2cents.PNG 18:58, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I second Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:12, 6 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • I third article is funny --Darkfred 22:27, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep for the reasons under Sidious below. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 03:39, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Delete
Comments

Darth Hitler

Keep
  • Re-Write I think that this concept has much more potential than is currently exploited. The Darthii should be re-ordered similar to the Jesii Project... --Mindsunwound: (F@H) Pantsu Getta! Pup Puppy Luff 2cents.PNG 18:59, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I second besides, this is practically an uncyclopedia In-Joke, Darth AND Hitler! Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:13, 6 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • Keep - rewrite Like Hitler, only Evil I love it! --Darkfred 22:29, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep for the reasons under Sidious below. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 03:39, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's actually pretty decent. I'm sticking an expansion tag on this mothah if it's ok with all yous. --Hhamdy283 03:48, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. Darkfred's rewrite is actually pretty funny. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:14, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Delete
Comments
  • I rewrote Darth Hitler, see if you like it. --Darkfred 02:14, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Darth Nocuous

Keep
  • Re-Write I think that this concept has much more potential than is currently exploited. The Darthii should be re-ordered similar to the Jesii Project... --Mindsunwound: (F@H) Pantsu Getta! Pup Puppy Luff 2cents.PNG 19:00, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I second Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:10, 6 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • Keep for the reasons under Sidious below. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 03:39, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Delete
Comments

Darth Sidious

Keep
  • Re-Write I think that this concept has much more potential than is currently exploited. The Darthii should be re-ordered similar to the Jesii Project... --Mindsunwound: (F@H) Pantsu Getta! Pup Puppy Luff 2cents.PNG 19:00, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I second Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:09, 6 September 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • Keep. After the current rewriting fervor ends, someone can go over all the Darths and re-VFD any still-crappy ones, and then if there are few or no survivors VFD Template:Darth separately. (But I'm pretty sure rewriters shouldn't go removing the VFD template before the vote here is finished.) -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 03:39, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Extensive rewrite. Give it another chance. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 15:03, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Delete
  • The time has come. Execute Order 66. Let the Great Darth Purge commence. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 16:56, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • oh, heck yeah, this thing is too far off kilter to be funny, it should at least have a remote twinge of truth hidden in a pack of lies, but this is just too silly. start the next sketch! --Sharkbait1986 16:59, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Iyhh. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:14, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 17:20, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Redirect to Emperor Palpatine.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   22:27, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. Eliminate. --Hhamdy283 03:40, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Make them suffer. This would serve the Cabal the Empire Uncyclopedia much better as a simple redirect to Emperor Palpatine. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:19, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Comments
  • Mindsunwound, are you volunteering to rewrite all these pages, like soon? If not, given that most of these went weeks or months with expand, fix, or similar tags with nothing being done but vandalism, I don't think it's going to happen. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 20:18, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Falcotron, no, I'm not volunteering to rewrite them all, if they get huffed so be it, I was just sharing my opinion on them, and yes, I did look at each and every one... okay... so maybe I got bored after the cow one... which is really funny by the by. --Mindsunwound: (F@H) Pantsu Getta! Pup Puppy Luff 2cents.PNG 00:05, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • As far as I can tell from the rules voting keep does not create a requirement that you then rewrite the article. In fact suggesting that it does, to discourage further voting, is downright evil. When this sort of thing happens in real elections people end up in jail. --Darkfred 01:03, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

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