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*:Should I move your rewrite on top of the current article, merge the histories and close the nom? Or do you want to get this page deleted first? {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''14:12, 27 May 2012''</small>
 
*:Should I move your rewrite on top of the current article, merge the histories and close the nom? Or do you want to get this page deleted first? {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''14:12, 27 May 2012''</small>
 
*::Having asked for a vote, I would let the process complete or at least last 24 hours before replacing the entire existing article; beyond that, the mechanics do not matter. It might be useful to preserve the page history. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:26 27-May-12</small>
 
*::Having asked for a vote, I would let the process complete or at least last 24 hours before replacing the entire existing article; beyond that, the mechanics do not matter. It might be useful to preserve the page history. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:26 27-May-12</small>
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🔒 The Avengers (2012 film) H Tag Oldvfd Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 22531 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Pretty bland. Anyone with any real idea of what should be in this article may as well start from scratch. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 20:49, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Under 7 days old. Use ICU. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:04, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

The Giver

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 22533 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Random, apparently finished, not very good (to me) and bears no resemblance to a real book of the same name. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 19:18, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Might relate to someone who has read it, but is total Randumbo to anyone who hasn't. Anonymous author of 11-day-old article pleads by Change Summary, "My mind is out of ideas for this article," and deletes {{ICU}}. Anyone with any ideas can just as easily start over. Spıke ¬ 19:33 27-May-12
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.stupid garbage Elassint (talk) 02:50, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Constitution (Games)

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 22535 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. "Constitution" is the stamina-like attribute of characters in role-playing games. Word play, such as "constitution" as the opposite of "prostitution," is a fine humor form we rarely see. This article unfortunately spreads a small amount of material very thin, but it's about something real, is intelligent, and it has an idea what it wants to achieve. Spıke ¬ 17:24 27-May-12
  2. Keep. It needs some work, like maybe an image or two, but it's promising. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 19:20, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article was just.... I don't really know how to put it in words. It's bad, but as I read one, it got worst. It had a way of explaining itself, and it gets worse because it just puts some random stuff that's no sense and just very random and immature. If goes off topic more than once, and I honesty believe thaey were just putting stuff there just for the hell of it. It was so random and illogical, my brain actually felt really bad after trying to comprehend what the article is trying to say. I also highly doubt the subject that its talking about even exist (and if it does then it was not made by a intelligent person, and I'm not just saying that.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:15, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
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  • @SPIKE- That could work if it wasn't written so randomly.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:26, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
    Now we're down to quibbles. (Get started! I already saved one today.) I suggest a section listing famous personalities with high (or low) Constitution ratings (who bare all on the cinema: constitution/prostitution) with the implications for the D&D cards of each. Spıke ¬ 17:31 27-May-12

  • Previously VFD'd, Jan'12; 0-3 Delete; kept by Lyrithya citing "apathy." Spıke ¬ 17:35 27-May-12
  • Better title would be Constitution (gaming) but is protected to Admins due to past vandalism. Spıke ¬ 17:38 27-May-12

Pokemon censorship by the FCC

Score: 6
Elapsed Time: 22549 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small KILL  Obviously not made by an intelligent human being, especially if it has Pokemon porn, which I severly despise.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:41, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote AGH MY EYES!  Too many typos, capitalization errors, and redlinks. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 02:44, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Typos and capitalization are all in a day's work. The problem here is lack of any concept, beyond calling attention to author (with overuse of templates and censorship) and sending reader to author's? fan blog. Spıke ¬ 11:20 27-May-12
  4. Pokemanz iz teh ghey! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:54, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Worse than a pokemon in the eye. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:29, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete.shit Elassint (talk) 02:52, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Alan (disambiguation)

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 22550 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  It's a stupid disambiguation page found on Special:LonelyPages. I don't think anyone can actually utilize its existence. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:56, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Consists of a prefix search that anyone can perform, with no value (no humor) added. Spıke ¬ 02:07 27-May-12
  3. Not needed, unless someone can convense me otherwise.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:35, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Pointless. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:33 May 27 2012
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🔒 New Panama Canal H D Oldvfd Archive

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 22552 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Nom. The illustration presents a funny concept: a new canal lengthwise down the continent. It cannot be enjoyed because the text is uniformly gassy. Nothing to say, no point, no strategy, no basis. Headings are "Bullshit," "More Bullshit," and "Bullshit Stops Here," awesome. Spıke ¬ 23:43 26-May-12
  2. Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:16, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Replace with SPIKE's version. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:43, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Elassint (talk) 02:55, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Replace with User:SPIKE/New Panama Canal, which ridicules excessive promises for, and opposition to, trade treaties. Spıke ¬ 14:05 27-May-12
    Should I move your rewrite on top of the current article, merge the histories and close the nom? Or do you want to get this page deleted first? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:12, 27 May 2012
    Having asked for a vote, I would let the process complete or at least last 24 hours before replacing the entire existing article; beyond that, the mechanics do not matter. It might be useful to preserve the page history. Spıke ¬ 14:26 27-May-12
  • Huffed and replaced. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Sufjan Stevens

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 22563 hours
Keep (0)

#To balance off the "who?". SPIKE showed that he is "someone" so a page on him is okay. But the user must really hate him though. It's just a gay bashing page, so I will balance myself out by voting no as well. Aleister 19:38 26-5-'12

Delete (5)
  1. ZOMG HE IS SO GAY. He is such a huge fag. Honestly, I have no idea who Sufjan Stevens is, I just know that he SUCKS COCKS! OMG, how many cocks can this man fit in his mouth at one time? I bet a bunch! Because he is SO GAY!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, May 26 '12 12:40 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote who? --fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 14:21, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Heave ho. Aleister 19:38 26-5-'12
  4. Badness. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:52, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm not going to even look at this article if its a gay bashing page Elassint (talk) 02:57, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. He's apparently pretty gay, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:10, 26 May 2012
  • The indie-label instrumentalist has a Wikipedia page (as Socky found out), replete with comedy material our article never touches. Arabic or Persian (which?!) name means "comes with a sword" though he now plays "the axe"; despite the Middle-Eastern name, is well schooled in Michigan Christianity (cue the Militia). Intends to write an album for each of the fifty states. Coulda been funny. Spıke ¬ 19:26 26-May-12
  • To Aleister -Abstaining by voting both Keep and Delete is theatrics (not schizophrenia). Not that I disagree with either of your points, but Mordillo would have reverted you with a gruff comment. Spıke ¬ 23:46 26-May-12
  • Comment. Please don't be a fanny Aleister--Sycamore (Talk) 12:14, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
    No, Sycamore, Aleister meant to abstain, so don't strike only one of his two votes. Spıke ¬ 14:28 27-May-12

Tank Abbot

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 22566 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Keep. Weaker stuff - amusing for those who know who he is.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:17, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. It's not that bad actually. It just needs to be reworked and those awful red links removed.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. This is-a bad.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, May 26 '12 9:52 (UTC)
Comments

Apocalypse

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 22608 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Keep. Made this a little more encyclopedic, this is a major topic and has it's moments.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:23, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Vital, maybe rewrite.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 06:43, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. If the lists and redlinks were removed this would be a nice little article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:45, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.And redirect to End of Time. --Scofield & Friends 15:57, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dumb disclaimer put me in a bad mood to encounter the long lists that followed. Instead, redirect it to Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (though it is being worsened by a newbie today). Spıke ¬ 16:01 24-May-12
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Powderfinger

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 22610 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Tediously unfunny bandcruft.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, May 24 '12 14:24 (UTC)
  2. Agreed. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:45, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
  3. die --Elassint (talk) 02:59, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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