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*'''For''' - Everything that needs to be said about Modus has already been said. It's hard to believe he still isn't an admin after well over a year as one of the top candidates. Plus, the huge number of votes Tom is getting is threatening to remove everyone else from contention. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 09:44, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - Everything that needs to be said about Modus has already been said. It's hard to believe he still isn't an admin after well over a year as one of the top candidates. Plus, the huge number of votes Tom is getting is threatening to remove everyone else from contention. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 09:44, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Strong For''' [[User:Masterd|Masterd]] 01:40, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Strong For''' [[User:Masterd|Masterd]] 01:40, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
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*'''Weak Against''' I would be for but since I put [[fisher price]] on vfd he has plotted vengance. {{User:Yellow 130/sig}} 04:56, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
   
 
=={{user|Mordillo}}==
 
=={{user|Mordillo}}==

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AdminBadge
...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.
“Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia”
~ John Milton on stating the obvious

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia!

The process

  • The first 10 days of a month (1st - 10th), current ops have a vote to see if we need more ops.
  • The next 10 days of a month (11th - 20th), any users can nominate users for oppage (not yourself you egotistical jerk!) and support up to three people for oppage (op votes count double in this vote).
  • The following 10 days of a month (21st - 30th), current ops take the users with at least 50% of the leader and vote on who to op
  • The last day of the months with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Zombiebaron goes first with 6 bullets)

(note: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against wiki-terrorism)

More ops

Please vote yay or nay below. The question is... do we need more ops?

  • Yes. Go go gadget sysop also I vote for 2. Failing that, 1. Spang talk 03:05, 03 Sep 2007
  • YAF PLOX I see some good op material in our current user pool. Roll for successful tohit.--ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 17:48, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Yessir. And don't skimp on the special sauce. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:13, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I'd like a new one. I'm bored with the last lot already. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • /me emerges from the shadows to vote for more ops to replace himself, then vanishes back into the darkness.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:20, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For, as long as it's the people I want to get opped.  :-P Now if you'll excuse me... [SbU picks up wooden stake and follows Brad.] --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:09, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I've been a slacker for the last month, for the first time ever. Probably won't improve for another month or three. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 09/09 14:47
  • For The orgies have been getting a bit samey, fresh meat is required -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:06, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
What would you know? Whenever I look round, you're always the one stood in the corner wanking and crying. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Yay! More Ops! Get to it, Proles!

Starnestommy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +17
  • Nom & For - his earliest contributions date back to October 2005 and he has finished 3rd in VFS in July--Sir Manforman CUN 21:33, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Eh... it was really hard to choose between Cs, MO and Ljlego, but what we really need right now is someone who's reliable and willing to do work on VFH. MO's tenure beats out Lj's on this one. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:41, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
    • Changing vote, sorry MO --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:23, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For plz. I'd wait for all the noms, but I was gonna vote for him anyway. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:54, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For --AAA! (AAAA) 02:43, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  • Why yes I think so. Spang talk 03:21, 11 Sep 2007
  • Eh? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:50, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • ---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:34, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Forrrrrr --THE 22:04, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For the love of God, for. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:42, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I voted for him already, way back in the day.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:58, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Uhhh... Why not. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 18:19, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For :-) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 02:30, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Everything that needs to be said about Modus has already been said. It's hard to believe he still isn't an admin after well over a year as one of the top candidates. Plus, the huge number of votes Tom is getting is threatening to remove everyone else from contention. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:44, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For Masterd 01:40, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Against I would be for but since I put fisher price on vfd he has plotted vengance. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 04:56, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +12
  • Nom & For--Sir Manforman CUN 21:27, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes. Curses, M4M, you beat me to it! Anyways, yeah, he's a huge helper around the site, and do we have any Jewish sysops? Go dad! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Sep 10, 2007
  • Comment - I think the only Jewish sysop is Zombiebaron--Sir Manforman CUN 21:36, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nomination and Support. I know what you're going right now: "What the fuck is a Roman Dog Bird?" Well, in the last few months or so I've been paying steady attention to recent changes, and more often than not this guy was there. He frequents VFD and QVFD, but the thing that really grabbed my attention is how most of his mainspace edits are, in fact, little sprucing-ups and crap removal from all the little, uninteresting articles that most Uncyclopedians pay no mind of (save Uncyc-a-holics like MadMax and... uh, MadMax). All in all a novel Uncyclopedian completely capable of sysophood in my eyes, given his current streak of quality improvement. Plus, his edit summaries are hilarious. Just think of the potential ban and delete summaries! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:14, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - RDB is an excellent contributor (he has made more recent edits than most people on this VFS nominations list) who I wouldn't hesitate to vote for, except for the fact that he doesn't stand a chance of making the next round. Shame. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:54, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Ljlego (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +21

Insineratehymn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5
  • Nom+For -- Despite being a bit strict, he's always out there doing helpful things for the site, from VFD to ICU to QVFD. If opped, he seems like he could do some real good for uncyc. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:47, Sep 10, 2007
  • For It's tough with all these great candidates, but Insineratehymn is one of the most admin-esque non-admins here. He should do well. -RAHB 23:15, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For as per RAHB. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:18, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For per nom. --General Insineratehymn 02:12, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 02:44, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Cs1987 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +23
  • Hardworking, sexy, never mind the length feel the girth. Most of his work seems to go unnoticed as he quietly cleans up the mess other people leave. He gets my vote. And then some. Also covers the Australian demographic... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • For. Definitely. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Sir Manforman CUN 21:29, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Oh shit, I thought he was already a....I mean...yeah, he deserves it, totally. -RAHB 23:04, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Absolut Awesome.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:10, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Hinoa ApprovesHinoa talk.kun 00:28, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 02:22, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • *yes please* Spang talk 03:09, 11 Sep 2007
  • For I also want a free bottle of that extra-strong piss you buy for this. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:10, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
Okay. Expect a bottle of Rochefort 10 to appear under your pillow in the next few days. If you don't receive it, blame it on the admin who told me your address (see if you can guess who). Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:52, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For, again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:51, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The time zones did it for me. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Again. —rc (t) 21:45, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • GIGANTIC MAGIC FOR --ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 01:20, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kangaroo. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:08, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Because I snatched a place from him last time, and this little cricket turned up on my shoulder and started nagging me about it recently. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:03, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

High Gen. Grue (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5
  • Nomination. The High General has definitely earned his way out of his indentures. A great organizer and contributor, a hard worker, and a great new mediative personality are some qualities this guy has. He's done a fine job with IRC, I think it's time he graduated to opping the wiki. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:26, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • R. Kelly. Oh, wait. I fucked that up good, didn't I? Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 00:48, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Make the General a Sysop. Really. Do it already, he gets nomed every time As far as I know.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 00:53, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Even though he's made me serve on Latrine Duty.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:21, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
AHHHHHHHH SOLDIERS ALL VOTING FOR ME AAAAAAAH! You guys better be voting on me becuase you think i'd be a good sysop NOT becuase you're a member. :p. Oh wait, that was serious. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:37, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For per nom--Scott 03:23, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Once again as per nomination --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 19:29, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • C☭MMIE NATI☭N, Wants the job of 2 admins. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom + For T.K.F. is always doing work for this site. His accomplishments range from Quoteicide, purging Templates from nonaplicable artices, an He's a the highest ranking soldier in the Grue Army. I think he would make an exelent op.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 20:43, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For --- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 19:28, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment If I had four votes, the fourth would go here. Maybe next time TKF!--ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 01:21, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Come on, people! Only 14 more votes in 5 days, we I can't do it! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:57, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - The fact that so few people have voted for TKF so far tells me that nobody has noticed just how active he is. TKF has in fact made nearly 5000 edits in the past three months, which puts him second only to MadMax, and means he has made well over twice as many recent contributions as many of the candidates who have received more votes than TKF. This is exactly the reason why MadMax was so popular last election, so I don't quite understand the reason for the lack of votes here. Anyways, like with Roman Dog Bird, I would vote for if it wasn't pretty much completely futile. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:21, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
More comments - Looking at the voting patterns on this page I do sometimes dispair that people whose activities on the site are exactly what we should be looking for in an Admin are overlooked. Regardless of who gets it this time, next time my nomination and support will be for TKF. And Mordillo. And Inseratehymm. And..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Tom mayfair (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +31
  • Nom & For -- He's been nommed so many times, but really Tom deserves it now. He's a stalwart of both the wiki and IRC, helper of noobs, performer of maintenance tasks and community bastion, yet still finds time to write quality articles. In fact, I bet some of you even saw this nom and thought "Oh I though he was an admin already". -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:11, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's about damned time. -RAHB 23:02, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- COMRADE TOM MAYFAIR FOR PREMIER! FORWARD, MY FELLOW COMMUNISTS! But seriously, Tom is awesome, Codeine said it all. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 23:22, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:33, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Jesus told me to. -- \o/
  • For Found the secret page that grants power a month or to ago. He must be granted the power! --Dexter111344 23:58, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For, since I'm not nominated I suppose he really deserves it. —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacerIcons-bomb.pngSpacerIcons-flag-ch …MUN F@H 00:11, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • EXTREME COMMUNIST FOR.Hinoa talk.kun 00:24, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For more Stalinist article purges!--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 01:18, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For our glorious communist leader.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:21, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • FORE! for the guy who gave me those nice sickle/hammer red balloons! - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 01:23, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. If he's up to the job (which I think he might be), then I there's no reason he can't be. ~ Tophatsig 11/09/2007 @ 01:47
  • FORE Good man, this.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:10, 11 September 2007 (UTC)  
  • For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 02:25, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 02:45, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
    • Conditional For - Per what that guy said below me. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:31, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Conditonal For I don't want to see ^_^ in the block log.--Scott 03:29, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • C☭MMENT, Okay, I won't. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6
  • Nom + For - He has missed out on sysopping by a slim margin in the past. Now that he is a regular contributor to VFD, this would be a very good time for him to become a sysop. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:57, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For ---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:38, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For, Jackie flies under most people's radar most of the time, but he is helpful in ways that have to be heard to be belived. And I've heard them. So belive me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:02, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For the love of God, give it to him already!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:51, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Theo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +0
  • C☭MMIE NATI☭N & F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  • No. Nowhere near enough recent contribs. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:56, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
    • C☭MMENT Sorry Theob. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  • Against I'm unmotivated, I just wanted some love. I'd be a great sysop if I still cared though! heh. --Theo 14:25, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
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