Uncyclopedia:VFS

...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Steel-Plated Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order. “Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia” ~ John Milton on stating the obvious Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave? If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia! The process (all dates and times are calculated in UTC, unless someone gets lazy and is a few hours late/early) The first 10 days of a month (1st - 10th), all users have a vote to see if we need more ops (op votes count double in this vote).† The next 2 days (48 hours) of a month (11th and the 12th), any users can nominate users for oppage (not yourself you egotistical jerk!), but not vote. Hold your horses there. The next 8 days (13th - 20th) support up to three people for oppage (op votes count double in this vote).∆ The following 10 days of a month (21st - 30th), current ops take the users with at least 50% of the leader and vote on who to op. Each op gets two votes apiece (unless there are only two candidates). Stacking these votes is not allowed. In the event of a tie in this round, the candidate with more user votes than the other gets oppage. The last day of the months with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Zombiebaron goes first with 6 bullets) †: a minimum score of +7 must be attained in order to progress to the next level. ∆: if only one candidate from this round would progress to the next level, that level is canceled and the candidate is opped. NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against wiki-terrorism

Nominations for April 2011 (no voting yet)

Aleister in Chains (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom He is a writer and does maintenance. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:33, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  • Ineligable, has no spelling skills and denies his involvement in that thing in '97. Law firm of Frankencense & Muir 17:37 12-4-'11

Another n00b (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• He's done so much for the site. (talk) 02:46, 12 April 2011
• Ineligible; he's currently banned. 1234 ~ 21:38, 12 April 2011

Black flamingo11 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• He's pretty cool at stuff, does things. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:08, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Charitwo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• He still wants to be an admin. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:32, 11 April 2011

Dexter111344 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Nominated me, and being a pretty cool guy - Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 07:04, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

  Ineligible. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:32, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom He is active, though you may not realize it. He lost VFS in 2007 by one vote. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:33, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the nom Dex. However, at the risk of sounding self-righteous, I cannot participate in the VFS until important and overdue changes are made to the rules. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 17:29 Apr 12 2011

As soon as the rules encourage being a bullying cunt, I'm sure you'll be a shoe-in. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:11, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Fnoodle (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. A bot of an admin, we already know this friendly creature can be trusted, and as a bot it might even be able to put admin powers to proper abuse. 1234 ~ 21:30, 12 April 2011

Frosty (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom He has been around awhile. He does maintenance. I disagree with him often, but he is motivated. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:33, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hyperbole (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• He's shown he's got the chops to me. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:57, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

InternetVictim (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Saner and more reasonable than most of the people here. 1234 ~ 00:35, 12 April 2011

JackOfSpades (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. I like this guy, he assists greatly with maintanance and would make a great op. - Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 07:44, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Because I promised him I would. But besides that, he is also very helpful with vandals, helping you with articles, and anything else you need. -- 01:51, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• She'd do a much better job than me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:32, 11 April 2011

Magic man (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom When I first came here, I thought he was an admin. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:03, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Matt lobster (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• He's certainly a guy. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:08, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Would be funny though. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:13, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Meganew (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom A great guy; always willing to help. -- 15:54, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Mhaille (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. This guy, he does maintenance, helps out other users, keeps policies consistent, stands for what he seems to believe in, and is not afraid to act, regardless of the circumstances. He'd make an excellent admin. 1234 ~ 21:30, 12 April 2011

Nachlader (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom He watches Uncyclopedia every day, weeping over the vandals. Alas, without the ability to ban them, he can do nothing. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:45, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Nicmavr (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Cabalnom. He's like me, always on the IRC channel and never actually editing the wiki. Plus if he gets opped, it'll annoy Wikia. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 17:39, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• He's a nice guy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:32, 11 April 2011

Romartus (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Trustable bloke who would put it to use when needed, I'd actually feel better if we could just op five of these and no full-time 'do adminny stuff' admins, because those invariably suck. Or wind up sucking. Or leave. Or turn out to be undead monsters and eat your brain. 1234 ~ 03:40, 12 April 2011

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Because he's awesome. (talk) 23:38, 11 April 2011

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. He's generally reasonable, doesn't troll, and would actually have use for the tools. 1234 ~ 03:40, 12 April 2011

Sycamore (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Because. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:32, 11 April 2011

Zombiebaron (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Seriously, wouldn't he make a good admin? Level-headed, undead, brainless... exactly what we need. 1234 ~ 23:31, 11 April 2011

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