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*He's done so much for the site. {{User:JackOfSpades/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:#000;">02:46, 12 April 2011 </span>
*He's done so much for the site. {{User:JackOfSpades/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:#000;">02:46, 12 April 2011 </span>
*Ineligible; he's currently banned. {{User:Lyrithya/sig}} <span style="font-size:10px; color:#000;">21:38, 12 April 2011 </span>
=== {{user|Black flamingo11}} ===
=== {{user|Black flamingo11}} ===

Revision as of 21:38, April 12, 2011


...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Steel-Plated Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.

“Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia.”
~ John Milton on stating the obvious

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia!

The process:

  • The first 10 days of a month (1st - 10th), registered users have a vote to see if we need more ops (active op votes count double in this vote). A minimum score of +5 must be attained in order to progress to the next level.
  • The next 2 days (48 hours) of a month (11th and the 12th), any users can nominate users for oppage (not yourself), but not vote. Any nominees who do not wish to become a sysop can opt out at this stage.
  • The next 8 days (13th - 20th) registered users may vote for up to three people for oppage (active op votes count double in this vote). If only one candidate from this round would progress to the next level, that level is cancelled and the candidate is opped.
  • The following 10 days of a month (21st - 30th), the users with at least 70% of the leader are moved into a third round of voting. In this round each user gets two votes apiece (unless there are only two candidates). Stacking these votes is not allowed. In the event of a tie in this round, the candidate with more votes in the previous round than the other gets oppage.
  • The Admins, acting in consensus, shall strike any nomination and any vote that they determine is not from an active contributor in good standing on this website.

All dates/times are based upon UTC. See the talk page for discussion pertaining to these rules.

Nominations for April 2011 (no voting yet)

Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Another n00b (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • He's done so much for the site. Jackofspades (talk) 02:46, 12 April 2011
  • Ineligible; he's currently banned. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:38, 12 April 2011

Black flamingo11 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • He's pretty cool at stuff, does things. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:08, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Charitwo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Dexter111344 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
Thanks for the nom Dex. However, at the risk of sounding self-righteous, I cannot participate in the VFS until important and overdue changes are made to the rules. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:29 Apr 12 2011
As soon as the rules encourage being a bullying cunt, I'm sure you'll be a shoe-in. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:11, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Fnoodle (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom. A bot of an admin, we already know this friendly creature can be trusted, and as a bot it might even be able to put admin powers to proper abuse. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:30, 12 April 2011

Frosty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • He's shown he's got the chops to me. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:57, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

InternetVictim (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom. Saner and more reasonable than most of the people here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:35, 12 April 2011

JackOfSpades (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Lollipop (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Because I promised him I would. But besides that, he is also very helpful with vandals, helping you with articles, and anything else you need. --Tophat headless 01:51, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Magic man (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Matt lobster (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • He's certainly a guy. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:08, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
Would be funny though. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:13, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Meganew (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom A great guy; always willing to help. --Tophat headless 15:54, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. This guy, he does maintenance, helps out other users, keeps policies consistent, stands for what he seems to believe in, and is not afraid to act, regardless of the circumstances. He'd make an excellent admin. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:30, 12 April 2011

Nachlader (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom He watches Uncyclopedia every day, weeping over the vandals. Alas, without the ability to ban them, he can do nothing. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:45, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Nicmavr (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Cabalnom. He's like me, always on the IRC channel and never actually editing the wiki. Plus if he gets opped, it'll annoy Wikia. --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 17:39, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. Trustable bloke who would put it to use when needed, I'd actually feel better if we could just op five of these and no full-time 'do adminny stuff' admins, because those invariably suck. Or wind up sucking. Or leave. Or turn out to be undead monsters and eat your brain. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:40, 12 April 2011

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Because he's awesome. Jackofspades (talk) 23:38, 11 April 2011

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. He's generally reasonable, doesn't troll, and would actually have use for the tools. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:40, 12 April 2011

Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. Seriously, wouldn't he make a good admin? Level-headed, undead, brainless... exactly what we need. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:31, 11 April 2011

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