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Current nominations
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Grue Crossing
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 The grue crossing signs proved an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter. Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn |
- Self-Nom and For --Kaizer_the_Bjorn
[talk] MUN F@H 02:36, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
Gandhi's War
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The world may never recover from the terror that was Gandhi... Image credit: Electrostatic |
- Self and For I got my gimp back! --Electrostatic 00:59, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against Not all that clever. --Mosquitopsu 01:59, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against. Nah. It's potentially a good idea, but just isn't there right now. Sorry.--<<
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- Double For. (To cancel out the againsts) Anyone who doesnt laugh at this lacks a soul. --PiOfFive 02:21, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Weak For Not that funny. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 02:32, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
Godalf
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 God and Gandalf's first meeting of many, in a long and meaningful crime fighting carreer. Image credit: LinkTGF |
Nominated One of TGF's best pictures, despite the quality of Gandalf (he's kinda fuzzy) because that won't show up on the mainpage. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:46, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against Gandolf doesn't really fit into the image that well. --Mosquitopsu 01:53, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against. Not horrible, actually, but mosquito's right.--<<>> 02:09, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
Saddam
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 Shiver me Timbers, ye spineless scallywags! Surrender yer booty or I'll make ye walk the plank! - Saddam Hussein Image credit: Timmycat |
- Nomination and for i dont know why, but this is hilarious.--Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 00:58, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against To small and unfunny --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:26, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against Agreed. --Mosquitopsu 01:48, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. I'm sorry, this made me laugh. Don't ask me why, it just did.--<<>> 02:10, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
Kill Clippy
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Microsoft's trademark office assistant, Clippy, can at times get on one's nerves. Image credit: Tripod2282 |
- Self-nom and for. Since my Word Processor picture got nomminated by Tompkins and then got featured, I've been sticking to just uploading pictures and waiting for someone else to discover and nominate them. I don't know why, but something was compelling me to self-nom this one. Whaddaya think? --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~ 00:18, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against On the grounds that Mac Users, like me, have no clue what the fuck all these "Clippy" jokes are about anyway! There is no Clippy in TextEdit! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:32, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Conditional For: Image gets sized down and this vote is left unedited by people who are not me. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:35, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- For I personaly use einstine, but he still bugs me...--Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 00:58, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Conditional For: I hate clippy too, but I thik it should be a bit more centered. (too much white space.) --Electrostatic 18:10, 5 April 2006 (PDT)
- Against Eh... not really laughing. --Mosquitopsu 01:47, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- For I no longer use MS Office for that sole reason. Not really, but still For --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 02:10, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- FOR! I HATE CLIPPY! DIE, YOU BASTARD!--<<>> 02:11, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against: Meh. --Sir gwax (talk) 02:41, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
Sputnik
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 Unbeknownst to many, Sputnik I was just a grapefruit with some fins superglued to it; for that matter, the entire Soviet Space Program was a ruse based on some cleverly constructed models and false intelligence reports. The United States later responded to Sputnik by faking a moon landing. Image credit: gwax |
- Archaic self-nom and for: I made this ages ago and just came across it again; it's a little simple but I think that works for it. --Sir gwax (talk) 03:51, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. I love visual jokes that make me do a double-take, and this fits the bill.--<<>> 03:53, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- fowr simple, not elegant... I likes it :D --LinkTGF 04:04, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- comment who the fukc deleted my vote? --LinkTGF 04:04, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Call me blind, but I don't see the joke. Against unless further inspection finds a humor value. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:55, 5 April 2006 (UTC)Against I agree, turn the orb into a grapefruit, or a pineapple, and I might be on the verge of laughing. --Olipro (Harass) 04:15, 5 April 2006 (UTC)- Comment Ok, make it more obvious, and it's a For. --Olipro (Harass) 04:31, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Comment Okay, I see it now. I agree with Olipro: make it more obvious, and it's a for. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:35, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 08:22, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- For It made me hungry. -- Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:10, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- General crap Apparantly VFP hasn't really been fixed.--Anon32 19:43, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- For It's good. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk MUN F@H 22:20, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Beep beep beep beep. --Sputnik 01:49, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against The joke is not obvious enough to be a featured image. --Mosquitopsu 01:52, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
Caution Illegal Immigrants
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Due to the recent outbreak in illegal immigration, the United States, along with several other countries, decided to take a new approach to controlling the borders. Image credit: Tompkins |
Yeah, original image here. Go ahead, make a massacre of it. 
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:13, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against. (I will stab whoever baleeted my vote.) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:06, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- someone did that to me earlier on Sputnik >:( --LinkTGF 04:09, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against. I don't want to shoot you down, Tomp, but I don't really like this one. Sorry.--<<>> 03:54, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- For looking at it amuses me, but I think the caption needs a rethink, but I'll give the BOTD, and I made minor improvements to it, so I'm naturally biased, still funny on its own though. Forgot to sign, bugger, still, done it now. --Olipro (Harass) 09:35, 5 April 2006 (PDT)
- Weak Against It is hard to tell why these people are running away from elmo. make it clear and i'll vote Yes. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:20, 5 April 2006 (PDT)
- Weak Against ditto --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk MUN F@H 12:34, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
FroFor** it combines two things everyone loves to hate!--Mindsunwound: (F@H) Torture Water
Man Babies 
18:12, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- For: Yeah, the caption is crap, but the image is good and now that we have a system for revising captions I think we can let it work itself out later. --Sir gwax (talk) 17:59, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against per Zombiebaron.--Anon32 19:41, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Agenst I loved it, but it looks like the real sputnic from a distance--Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 23:52, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Comment Wow, good call mate, now that you mention it...WHAT THE FUCK? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:17, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Did you mean to vote in the above image? --Mosquitopsu 01:49, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- For same as gwax--Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 00:58, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against Not that creative. --Mosquitopsu 01:49, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
The NES Controller
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 Nintendo has always been good throughout the years at not straying very far from time tested designs. Image credit: LinkTGF |
- Self Nom and FOR Bradaphraser said this one was better than the NESolution; I think it needs a better caption... --LinkTGF 23:33, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. Yeah, well done. Sort of an in joke... but, we're all nerds at unncyclopedia anyway. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:39, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- Old-school for. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:40, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Against. Image is twice as tall as it should be. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:57, 5 April 2006 (UTC)- Strong for. Turning the Rev controller sideways = Instantly silence all claims of "OMG IS A RMOETE LOL IT MUST B TEH SUKC" --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 18:28, 4 April 2006 (PDT)
- Comment. Change the caption to make it more subtle. Don't bother mentioning the Rev at all. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 01:40, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- done and done --LinkTGF 01:43, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Comment. Change the caption to make it more subtle. Don't bother mentioning the Rev at all. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 01:40, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- AGAINST, if only for the fact you've merely improved the image quality of Nescontrl.jpg by Ihavenolife and didn't mention it! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 01:53, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- For Indeed, this is a better joke, if Super-subtle.--<<>> 03:07, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- For because new nintendos SUUUCCCKKK!!!, It pains me to say it, but its true--Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 03:10, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against I just don't find it funny at all.--Spin 03:57, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- No --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:17, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against I don't find it that funny. --Mosquitopsu 19:27, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Wikimoon?
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 Gosh, Wikipedia is starting to get a little too big... Image credit: DaMenace |
- Self Nominate and a shameless vote For.--DaMenace 23:50, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. Heh, just saw this, might wanna crop a bit though... t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:51, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. –H. 01:14, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- For, needs a larger caption though. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:17, 3 April 2006 (UTC) (Creator's note: I have made the caption larger now.)
- I meant the caption in the purple box, not on the image. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 03:10, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- Weak Against I really like it but I don't see it as a featured image. --Mosquitopsu 01:24, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against, possible for. If you put the caption IN the caption slot, I'll be happier. --Boy Toy bitch at me 02:52, 3 April 2006 (UTC) (Creator's note: Fixed it.)
- For--Surreal Hamster
- For Much better, that image is now officialy superb. --Olipro (Harass) 03:37, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- Comment from creator: You mean remove "That's Wikipedia"? Would this make it better? Would people really get it then? --DaMenace 03:44, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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Conditional for if "That's Wikipedia" is removed (and you got the quote wrong anyway, it was "That's no moon, it's a space station").For. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 04:23, 3 April 2006 (UTC) - Comment from creator: Ok, ok, ok...I've removed "That's Wikipedia". --DaMenace 04:30, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- For its a cool pic, and it affirms our view on wikipedia *ptu ptu* (sound of me spitting, im not sure how to spell it) Raemie 12:06, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:17, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 13:26, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against: Cute picture, got a chuckle out of me, but I really don't like how much it implies that we're wikipedia's annoying little brother; can't we just be our own wiki and not have to constantly poke at wikipedia to prove ourselves? --Sir gwax (talk) 14:20, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- NEG-A-TIVE. I really wish this had come up sooner... before the Wiki Death Star idea was run into the ground. Now, I think the joke's too tired to warrant featuring. It's like the stinking iPod "Whatever" fad all over again, or the "Hitler du jour". Plus, there's little humor context aside from the tenuous relationship that Gwax mentioned, and he's right in saying we should not suggest that. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:55, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- For.--Rataube 22:15, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against the image, but also against the reasons other people have for voting against. --Spin 22:39, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- AgenstNO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO !!!!! FUCK NO--Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 00:30, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. Yeah, guys. This is just like Euroipods. Only not a single Wikideathstar has been featured, and we're into the dozens on Euroipods features...--<<>> 02:11, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 10:41, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For, though I do think the wikipedia logo could be a little brighter. Doug 20:47, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For, if only to see that *one* of these gets featured, since it's a great concept and, as a bonus, we'll never see it in VFP again *coughmarxalotcough* --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 01:30, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- For I like it. -- Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:13, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. One million is a bit much. -Ximm the Odd, Defender of The Space Five Inches In Front of His Eyes
- AGAINST!!!!!!! --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk MUN F@H 22:22, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Creative Solutions For Finding Jesus
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 Please contact The National Center For Missing and Exploited Saviors with any information. Image credit: Imrealized |
- Sorta Self-nom - Someone had placed a VFP tag on this pic, but then never listed it here, so I figured what the hay. Imrealized 03:26, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- For - intrinsically funny and I loved it on sight - David Gerard 03:31, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:45, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- Wow... my bad. Thanks for linking to it Tompkins because I somehow totally missed it being listed here the first time (saw the tag though). Imrealized 03:51, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- comment i think it still needs to be fixed, and then I'll give it a for, but til then... --LinkTGF 05:39, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against, but I may change my mind if it gets fixed. --Mosquitopsu 06:18, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- comment Is this any better, or worse? Image:JesusCarton2.jpg Imrealized 06:52, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- For, I have also tried my hand at making the image better Image:Lost_lord_copy.JPG. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:46, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- comment Osiris, a step in the right direction but now it's too clean for the rest of the image, and Imrealized the text is still very blurry and such --LinkTGF 09:27, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against. Too obvious photoshopping. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 10:35, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- Shit, I'm FOR one of them. I don't care which one. Imrealized 13:08, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- Weak For I can barley read the text below the picture, even when the picture is made bigger --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:23, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- comment take a look at this one >> Image:Missing.png --LinkTGF 18:29, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- STRONG AGAINST. Jesus jokes are old. Besides, this one just isnt funny. --PiOfFive 21:36, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against mainly because I'm running against someone who has this as an avatar on a forum I go to. It sucks, too, if that helps. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:19, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- against i didnt laugh when i saw it. Raemie 12:11, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against It's a'ight... nothing more than a'ight. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 13:22, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. I would like to see the small text made clearer, but believe me, if you've ever been to the American southeast, this idea's not far from the truth! Score for brazen sacrilege and parody of those fucking billboards!! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:59, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- For--Nappy The Quarryman 23:30, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- Weak for. I can see the humor even if it doesn't make me LOL!, and it's well-done.--<<>> 02:13, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- Weak Against Well done, and vaugely funny, but I really don't get why Jesus being lost is funny. --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk MUN F@H 18:10, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- comment I think if it was redone from the source images it would look better than just editing the edited version --LinkTGF 00:39, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Mentioning Missing and Exploited Children in the caption perfects this picture, as no one has been more exploited than that dude.
Uncyclopedia to the admins
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 How the Admins see Uncyclopedia. Image credit: Isra1337 |
- Self-nom and For. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 03:32, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- 1/Quarter --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 03:34, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- For. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:07, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- Against. Funny, but probably not to a most people (especially noobs) plus the pic is ugly. – Mahroww a.k.a. Artemis Toro Heiney 04:25, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- 444444444! - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:28, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- For. Dammit, I never look at VFP anymore, I just look for penis and euroipods. But this one made me glance. --Splaka 05:32, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- For Could use to be a little bit more clear, though. --(~Sir)Nuke || Talk v MUN v Not An Admin v Completely Unimportant 05:53, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- For --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 05:57, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- weak against I dig it but it would have made a better image had it been done from scratch rather than editing an existing image --LinkTGF 06:04, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 06:47, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- comment I did a new version but I'm not nomming it cuz that wouldn't be cool to Isra; if you wanna see it though http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Matrix_admin.png --LinkTGF 06:56, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- For I like this one better.--<<>> 09:33, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- Against Too much injoke.--Rataube 11:30, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- No --Mosquitopsu 13:28, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- Against, I'm afraid. It's very well done 'n all, but I'm not a great fan of in-joke thingies... Sorry. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 13:31, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- Against: Ditto Sir Money's point. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:40, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- Weak for Funny, but very in-jokey. --Spin 01:42, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- Weak against Improve the image quality and youve got a for --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk] MUN F@H 01:50, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- For - I'm a n00b and I comprehend and find humour in this pic... very well done. --Imrealized 07:16, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- FOR! Ahha, I just now read what it says. --POJoe!TALKCONTRIBSF@H 12:37, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
For. >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋- For. ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 22:28, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- Against in-jokes. --Boy Toy bitch at me 01:44, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
- For....its funny because its true. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 13:04, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
- FOR!--Nappy The Quarryman 17:00, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
- For 'Tis good, 'tis good. --81.187.186.2 08:04, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
- euroIpod! By which I mean, for! --Poofers 10:41, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
- Nyet Playing redrover is a waste of your tyme. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:25, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- Against Sorry for being a shit, but when I look at that, all I see is matrix code; closer inspection obviously reveals the words, but when people scan the front page, they'll see it, think "WTF" and move on. (that said, I do still appreciate the quality of it). --Olipro (Harass) 16:41, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- What he said. Make it easier to read. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 01:37, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- comment if you think that the current one isn't obvious enough, check my user page gallery to find the version I did --LinkTGF 17:11, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- What he said. Make it easier to read. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 01:37, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Previously Featured Pictures
Whoop-Ass of Mass Destruction
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 Although Whoop-Ass is a commonly available weapon (with 12 oz versions legally available to the public) if ever war should break out, the US has 55 gallon drums at their disposal, a single barrel being able to wipe out Cuba. Image credit: Splaka |
Featured --—rc (t) 03:23, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Nominating this classic image FOR Why has this never been nommed? FTW?! --LinkTGF 09:57, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against It is hard to spot the "Whoop-Ass" on the can. Also, I only knew to look for it after I read the caption, which also needs a lot of work. --Mosquitopsu 13:01, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For: I like the subtlety of it. --Sir gwax (talk) 14:14, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- HELL YES. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:22, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For but change "Whoop Ass" to make it more visible --Kaizer_the_Bjorn [talk MUN F@H 18:12, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- Weak for. Conditional for if "Whoop Ass" made more visible.--Anon32 19:03, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For, and for the record, I like it the way it is now.--<<>> 19:33, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- Weak AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. I like it, but the caption gives the joke away too quickly. Still, this is VFP, not VFC. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:53, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For Doug 20:42, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- 1/Quarter --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 20:59, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- for though I sugjest making the "woop ass" larger--Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 22:29, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. Wasn't this nommed before, or something... no? t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:37, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against, what the...? - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 01:21, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Comment - I guess it's a little late, but I made the text larger if anyone wants it. -- Even biggerer.
Skyscraper 05:14, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
George W. Bush and the lepers
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 This picture was painted at the scene of George Bush's recent visit to Iraq. Locals rushed out to greet him, as he went about his official business: visiting the sick and needy, dispensing worldly and timeless wisdom, even finding time to heal a few lepers. Image credit: Spang |
Featured --—rc (t) 23:58, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
- My very first self nomination. And for. Feel free to change the caption about or make it longer if you see fit. --Spang 08:07, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- For, he is a modern day saint. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:15, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- For. He will surely be long remembered for the miracles he worked in the Middle East.--<<>> 08:57, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- For, --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 09:41, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- For - The Lord has indeed blessed W with magical powers which he in turn bestows upon the world. Amen. --Imrealized 09:49, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- for the world's only tr00 saint --LinkTGF 19:44, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- For Wow! Looks awesome. --Mosquitopsu 21:38, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- For How can this not win? -- User:no13 22:03, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- For. Though I highly advise a new caption... with better... like... grammar.. or smartness.. or tone.. or somethin... t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:02, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- I agree ½. Any suggestions? --Spang 17:14, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
- For--Surreal Hamster 02:53, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
- For--Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)[citation needed] 09:20, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
- For. You know, just yesterday I was thinking to myself, "WTF, why hasn't G.W.B. been canonized yet??" -- Skyscraper 05:15, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. Clever. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 15:37, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
- Against. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 16:41, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
- Against. It just isn't funny. --PiOfFive 21:38, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. And may the grace of our lord George W. Bush be with us. Amen.--Anon32 21:39, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
- My first VFP-for in quite some time... See how it'll get your image featured? ;) --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 21:50, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
- LMAO thats awsome *hands over a $4 bill----FroznfoodBow-Chicka-Bow-ow!!11one 23:43, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
Zoloft Seppuku
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 Though Zoloft has been very successful in its ad for fighting depression on American television, it's had difficulty adapting its campaign for airing in Japan. Image credit: RadicalX |
Featured --—rc (t) 05:58, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- For. Probably deserves a better caption.. but it needed to be nommed. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:03, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- fowr nice! --LinkTGF 18:08, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- For: Gwax agrees that it indeed needed to be nommed (and that it needs a better caption). --Sir gwax (talk) 18:31, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! This works well. Paxil's more of an antifreeze margarita. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:39, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- For. Gotta love Harry Carey.--<<>> 20:32, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
- Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:46, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- For. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:50, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- For. Yay for emo-bubble people! --SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 01:16, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- So For - Yes. This is excellent. Yes. --Imrealized 07:18, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment I think I'd vote for this if someone sharpened the blobs' facial expressions. They're too blurry, especially compared to their outlines. --—rc (t) 17:56, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- THEN MAKE ONE! t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 08:27, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- THEN MAKE ONE!
- Seppuku is always funny. For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:34, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- 'For. But what the fuck is seppuku? ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 22:33, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment It's something to do with honorable disembowelment and beheading. I've never tried it myself, but I hear it's the shit. --Spin 22:56, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment. In feudal Japan, Samurai had the option of suicide when they lost a battle so that they could maintain their family's honor, and a surprising number of them took that option.--<<>> 23:45, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- For I uploaded a sharpened image. It still needs a good caption and no, Tompkins, I will not write one. --—rc (t) 06:26, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
- for I like those ads...--Nappy The Quarryman 17:01, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment this is obviously a refrence to something (ads has been mentioned a couple times) but in the good old Canadian States of America, we don't seem to see these ads, therefore making it not very funny to me. But I won't vote against it because I only don't get it due to my own short fallings --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:21, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment Zombie, I don't know about everyone else, but I would think you should vote against if you don't think it's funny. If it's because you're Canadian, fine. I'm sure other Canadians visit the site, too, so "Canadians won't get this" is a valid reason to vote against (though probably not to openly campaign to take it down). That's my thought, anyway.--<<>> 04:56, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment Zombie, I don't know about everyone else, but I would think you should vote against if you don't think it's funny. If it's because you're Canadian, fine. I'm sure other Canadians visit the site, too, so "Canadians won't get this" is a valid reason to vote against (though probably not to openly campaign to take it down). That's my thought, anyway.--<<
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