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Nowvember
I think I can schedule this one in -Gwax 00:15, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)
The Matrix Retarded
uh, yeah. I made this. funny? Nerd42 18:50, 23 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Un-Flags
Jewbacca
- Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! -- Toytoy 02:20, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- This is a great image, unfortunatly its not original. I am still laughing. --Paulgb Talk 00:29, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Chocolate Hitler
10:11, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Milk, almond, dark or white? Nein, Ich will einen Führer, bitte. -- Toytoy 02:35, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Toilet-Nazi
Part of the vast imagery of my own creation that I am planning to incorporate into the future Toilet Empire article. - Black-Velvet
Sumo Wrestling
okochama In vanity I nominate my own Photoshopzed photo of sumo. Also created the sumo page to accompany.
U2 Falls on Hard Times
RadicalX made this for one of my articles, and I think it's top-notch. ---- 00:27, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Vote. Note the stack of CDs...didn't know if anyone noticed what cover is showing. --RadicalX 19:50, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- I did notice that. It's seamless and humorous on so many levels. -- 10:11, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
The funny thing is that Bono pretty much looks the same as he always does. This U2 fan gives his unconditional vote for. --—rc (t) 23:03, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Death of JFK
Used in John F. Kennedy
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IMBJR 13:31, 16 Oct 2005 (UTC)
--Nytrospawn 20:39, 16 Oct 2005 (UTC)
St. Peter outwits the Giant Space Octopus (allegedly)
--Freebasser 04:54, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Little Miss Psycho
Yes, I'm nominating my own pic. That's how important I think I am. This pic will probably will get me into loads of trouble, but if it does I'll just blame someone else. Until then, I did it. --Bonjo Nelson 11:45, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Used on the Worst 100 Childrens Books of All Time article (under construction).
Here's my X --IMBJR 13:48, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)
A thing of beauty is a joy forever...so, this one should make people happy for a little while anyway! You have my vote. --RadicalX 14:19, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I like it! *doffs fedora* Surrealist 08:54, 15 Oct 2005 (GMT)
Sick...twisted...what's not to like? ---- 00:27, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I'm in --Paulgb Talk 00:30, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Ramadan
In honor of Ramadan, which started on Tuesday. Sacri-licious! --Brett Bretterson 02:20, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC) (yes, I'm a self-promoting scumwad)
- Allahu akbar! But where are the camels? -- Toytoy 03:27, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- I'm in favor of featuring this motherfucker --Rory 03:55, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Good picture, good caption. --Trevie 05:51, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Needs more sacriledge. Pork, anyone? ---- 07:32, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
First Man on the Moon
From moon landing. This encyclopedia needs some high-quality and scientifically-correct images. -- Toytoy 18:04, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Interesting picture, Toytoy. (Comment, not vote.) Unfortunately, the picture and concept (and caption) is inconsistent with the content, theme and "facts" of the Moon landing article. I tried to find another moon landing article as a home for picture. I checked Missions to the moon, The Apollo Program, Apollo 11 and Landing on the moon. The content, theme and "facts" of those articles don't match the Toytoy picture or its concept (or caption). Therefore, I started a new article entitled First Man on the Moon and moved Toytoy's picture and caption to that new article. I'm also revising the Moon landing to add links of all these existing and new articles. --Ogopogo 00:15, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- We have a fact-based and scientifically-accurate article on the First Man on the Moon now. I wish this NASA-sponsored writing project can clarify some misunderstandings about the legendary 1969 moon trip. -- Toytoy 11:11, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Now we have the turtle. This is now 100% scientifically accurate. -- Toytoy 17:21, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- The NASA official photographer told me it was painful to properly light all these billions and billions turtles. He ended up took the picture with some very dim turtles. Sorry, this is the best image I can unearth from the overloaded NASA image archive. Please donate money to keep the Hubble Telescope flying. We need more images of great heavenly bodies! -- Toytoy 03:54, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)
And thus I beg, with sincerity and great emotion, the most esteemed Uncyclopedia admins, to feature this image with great haste. Turtles. It's turtles all the way down. FEATURE IT FEATURE IT FEATURE IT!! --Rory 03:05, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Uh, it's a nice image, but there's no way it would fit on the front page. Sorry. --—rc (t) 03:18, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)
For, because the image is awesome, and because I wanna see it screw up the front page. ~ Jared ~ 13:41, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I'll vote for screwing up the main page any day. Sbonnet 19:46, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- C'mon guys. Stop dragging your feet and Feature the one with the turtle!!!!! --Rory 06:35, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Awesome stuff :D Feature it. :D --Johnfn 02:01, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Bigotry
- Great visual gag to accompany a funny, but short, article. Nominated --Djumpin'Djesus 05:28, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Aye. She's a bonny picture. --Ican'tbelievei'mnotbutter 15:32, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- T'riffic. Sockpuppet 04:52, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Robert's Rules of Order: The Movie
A George guy original. For. --George guy 20:13, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Curious George
from Curious George
A Jon Ace original. For. --Jon Ace 22:41, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Count Chocula
- --Blat 01:11, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)
count chocula is awesome --Jeremy-Black 04:14, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Adorable! YES!--Okochama 01:44, 18 Sep 2005 (EST)
The Vertical Line and the Horizontal Line
I nominate both of these pictures. --Cribbage 14:06, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)
They go well together. --Cribbage 14:06, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)
This piece of art could, quite possibly, be the defining metaphor of our day and age. --Sbonnet 21:12, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Lines! my favorite shapes, may they grace the front --Okochama 01:47, 18 Sep 2005 (EST)
against - lines? come on guys, we can do better than that. --Paulgb Talk 00:33, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)
She canna take much more
From Exploding whale.
lol U gots my vote methinks Nerd42 01:03, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Europe!
From Europe.
- This map is valuable because it is factual. You cannot find a better map of Europe elsewhere. -- Toytoy 06:09, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:44, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- --Spintherism 05:42, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)
The League of Extraordinary People
From The League of Extraordinary People
Vote! I know RadicalX has had more than enough featured images, but he deserves this one. Especially since I feel a little guilty that I asked anyone to make an image this complex.--Jordanus 05:13, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Yes. Nothing is more extraordinary than Aquaman. Except Al Gore.--George guy 20:27, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Funny, unique. Two toes up. ---- 00:27, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Fore --Splaka 10:08, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Vote A vote for me is a vote for me! And for me, that's...just ...me? --RadicalX 19:59, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
General Gates
Vote for victory! --MonkeyGem 02:07, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)
My vote is placed. Hope there's no hanging chads. --Kyle1 02:37, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)
;) --Carlb 04:51, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Billy Boy Go Go Go! -- Toytoy 12:40, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--RadicalX 18:44, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Sexual Orientation
from sexual orientation
--DarthBhourd 03:40, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Nominated by myself. Double-wide trailer dwellers have more class than me.
I vote: yes!
- The orienteering thing is funny. --Rory 03:58, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I like it. It's very Pythonesque. But what's that box-shaped thing next to Venus?--Thedogfather 04:56, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)
The Pope and Mother Theresa during a Talk Like a Pirate Day Speech
Nominated by SBonnet
- On behalf of the Talk Like A Pirate Day, a supportive vote. -- Toytoy 23:25, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- For - Topical and amusing. --Trevie 02:07, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Ayyyyehhh vote for. --GhostOfAGoat 22:12, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Definitely have to vote for this.
Pennsyltucky
- --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere 03:17, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--AlexMW 23:05, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I nominate me - no one else will :(
From Good thing
Nominated by Mhaille
huh? dunno --Jeremy-Black 04:07, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
I dunno too, and I drewed it --Mhaille 13:11, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
I dunno. But it does have the whole "surreal thing on the frontpage" feel to it, so... well... I dunno. CaptainSpam 04:11, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)
The longer it takes for me to get my first image on the front page, the more kittens must die. I'll say no more.... --Mhaille 09:31, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- I'll tell you a secret... (I've had two images featured on the front page, but neither as a featured picture): Look for an article that will soon to be featured on the front page, and add a really good image to it. RC then might use it in the Template:Featuredarticle. Downside: No awards. But hey, who cares! Fame! --Splaka 08:26, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)
The kudos and recognition from my peers would far outway any award --Mhaille 13:43, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Conditional yep Just blow it up by a factor of at least 2.5, assuming you made it yourself. Snargle 04:57, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Where's my kudos? Yep, I made it, what size do you want it? Mhaille 22:43, 02 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Team Photo
Usually I wouldn't nominate myself, but nothing links to this image that I spent hours creating. --Paulgb Talk 14:57, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Actually, the "what links here" is broken or somthing (1 other page links to it + my user page), but I'll keep this here anyway since I spent so long getting the wiki code to work for the image.
--Rcmurphy KUN 23:47, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC) :)
You can see the frog's pee pee! OMG!!111WTF!!!!eleven!!ROFLTAOCOPTERBBQ!!!!!1123!!!! --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 23:54, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- My pee pee needs to be seen --Freebasser 11:40, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Great image, all it needs is some Oscar Wilde photo and you're golden. --Dac1990 8:33 10 Sept 2005 (UTC)
Don Knotts
--fathertime 9:54, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Oh, most certainly --Jeremy-Black 04:12, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Loop 06:14, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC) I like this.
Kool Aid
150.101.189.156 04:06, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Trevie 00:01, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Yes. That's very good.--Alfred 11:36, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
I suppose I should support this. -- ERTW MUN 04:05, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Steven Tyler
Not sure whether or not it's an original, but it's a terrific shop nonetheless. Nicegravy 08:53, 4 Jul 2005 (UTC)
No. Obviously a swiped image. It's also not funny. --Jeremy-Black 04:15, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Humm...all we need now is an article to go along with the pic, and it's perfect... --Famine 13:21, 4 Jul 2005 (UTC)
This looks a lot like the third panel of Three Studies for Figures at the Base of a Crucifixion by Francis Bacon. Or some sort of Muppet. — Ettlz 20:48, 7 Jul 2005 (UTC)
i say yay CheeseLover 02:33, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
DON'T FEATURE IT! IT SUCKS ASS! --Rory 04:00, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Picture of Coolidge in prison
from 1927 150.101.189.156 23:53, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
--Cap'n Ben 02:03, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC) I'll vote for this, lest my five miutes of fiddling with MS Paint be in vain.
--62.245.66.40 01:25, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC) Because of the caption.
- Brilliant, the caption is really rich. --~ Jared ~ 21:18, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--Jatopian 23:51, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)
John Profumo
From Days of yore
--Elvis 10:39, 9 May 2005 (EDT)
--Nicegravy 19:10, 8 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Can I vote for one of my own images? --wibblewobble 09:06, 18 May 2005 (EDT)
Absolutely. --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 13:35, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Feature this! This image is really funny. I keep looking at it, laughing very hard, then forgetting to vote on it for some reason. 06:14, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Jesus Card
unoriginal Kevin Smith Bullshit. Get it out of here. --Rory 04:02, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- /me goes all World War IX on your ass. 80.43.33.43 01:00, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Tickled me something stupid just lookin' at it XD! 212.139.42.54 20:21, 18 Jul 2005 (UTC)
- Woah... that's odd. I made this in two seconds and personally think it looks pants, hehe. MrD 04:37, 21 Jul 2005 (UTC)
I like it. --Evice 16:06, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Not funny to me, and probably not funny to alot of other people. Good religious humor is a fine art, and it normally works better when you mock the absurdities and excesses of various religious sects rather than mock the central tenets of their faith. Take a lesson from Stephen Colbert. He is funny, he doesn't pull any punches, and he would never put out crap like this. --Pam Johnsenson 05:50, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)
(reply) Hell yeah he would, and shut up. Everyone else likes it. --Clorox Bur. CM Goatse Virgin 22:23, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)
MC Rodan
From Random humor.
- D :D :D --Carlos the Mean 20:09, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Alabama
I made this a few months ago and intend to make a TSHirt out of it but Wanted to submit it here Loop 06:10, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC) Does No one like my image? Loop 06:15, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Please someone love my picture Loop 04:21, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Hooray for small penis jokes! --Poofers 06:31, 21 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 09:11, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--Chronarion 18:21, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--RadicalX 20:01, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Sausage on Tatooine
I made this a while ago. --Chester Cramme 21:44, 20 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--Chronarion 18:21, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--All hail the sausage! --Commander Jameson 18:43, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--You can just see C3P0 thinking "WTF?" --Andeh 22:01, 24 Sep 2005 (BST)
--Carlos the Mean 20:10, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)
King Sharon
Hi, I'm new here... I shopped this a few days ago for the Ariel Sharon article. Itamar 02:30, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Previously Featured Pictures
Poo for Dummies
Featured, I can't think of a fitting scatological joke here, sorry --—rc (t) 06:40, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)
--Splaka 22:53, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC) Nominating myself, since it seems the trend. A vote for me is a vote to make my sig longer, yay!
I second the nomination, whole-heartedly. --Pam Johnsenson 19:14, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)
This picture is shit. I like it. -- Toytoy 21:20, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
I vote this number 2 to be #1. -- Martyz 14:44, 04 Oct 2005 (EST)
When I saw this I snorted half my can of Coke up my nose, and ruined my keyboard. VOTE FOR!
- I'm in favor of featuring this motherfucker --Rory 03:57, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Dammit, my lung. Heartily in favor of. --Azdruid 23:15, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Too appalling for words - it streaks ahead! User:Neca
Makes me hungry, thumbs up! --Okochama 1:39, 18 Oct 2005 (EST)
- I say feature it. 'In favor of. — NoneTooSmart 18:09, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Too appalling for words - it streaks ahead!! User:Neca 00:00:10 21 October 2005 (UTC)
Heinrich Himmler
Featured, though it kind of wonks up the front page a bit --—rc (t) 23:57, 13 Oct 2005 (UTC)
--IMBJR 16:28, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
--Spintherism 20:22, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
--Spintherism Somebody Else 20:23, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
--Nytrospawn 19:48, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)
--Carlos the Mean 16:26, 25 Aug 2005 (GMT)
--Codeine 18:19, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
--Hitler 12:12, 1 Ocotober 1944
--66.42.127.194 22:01, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- It is definitely time to feature this motherfuckin' image. --Rory 03:59, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
--Adorable. Mr. Television 04:25, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Gentlebots Magazine
Featured --—rc (t) 17:04, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
From Female Autobots , by RadicalX of course.
- LOL Rock 'em sock 'em bedroom action...--slack 15:23, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- --RadicalX 16:36, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC)
--Spintherism 00:11, 21 Jul 2005 (UTC)
--Dirbatua 12:07, 6 Sept 2005 (ECT)
Don't get it...--Jeremy-Black 04:18, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Don't see the humor in it personally, I guess this must be some sort of internet in-joke. Robots?
- Oh you youngins, hasnt your biology teacher taught you about the close to endangered species of Female Autobots? Not to mention that they only exist for Optimus's pleasure --Nytrospawn
--Jatopian 23:51, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)
So worth featuring. --Nentuaby
Unoriginal, but excellent, images
Ponce De Leon (NOT ORIGINAL)
Classy, really classy!
Eye Beams! (NOT ORIGINAL)
FEATURED--Chronarion 14:41, 22 May 2005 (EDT)
--Evice 21:59, 14 May 2005 (EDT)
--Algorithm 18:25, 15 May 2005 (EDT)
--RadicalX 23:41, 15 May 2005 (EDT)
--Famine 16:34, 17 May 2005 (EDT)
--Flammable 09:03, 21 May 2005 (EDT)
--The Werle 21:06, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)
--Jordanus 21:21, 28 May 2005 (EDT)
Lee Harvey Oswald (NOT ORIGINAL)
Darn! I could not STOP laughing. --AnalAlien 16:54, 20 June 2005 (MT)
Best. Picture. EVER. --Savethemooses 23:57, 16 May 2005 (EDT)
I. Really. Must. Concur. (And I also really need to learn to make a four word post without editing it three times.) --Spintherism 00:41, 17 May 2005 (EDT)
This picture is fantastic! --Thom32 14:17, 27 June 2005 (GMT)
- Again, though, this is not an Uncyclopedia original...so I can't recommend it for feature. Funny as hell, though! --RadicalX 00:45, 17 May 2005 (EDT)
- It isn't? That's too bad. It's a really great picture though. --Savethemooses 17:19, 17 May 2005 (EDT)
- Yes, pure genius!--astadt 03:40, 30 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Haha, stick it on the front page I say. --Teknorat 10:59, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)
The Dead Kennedys graffiti in the background is hilarious! Anybody else catch that? --Marcos Malo 02:20, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
XD Freaking awesome. That's all I can say. P3on 20:46, 20 Sep 2005 (EDT)
Totally amazing. The mic and the guitar would have been enough, but the keyboard puts it into the brilliant category. Mr. Television 04:28, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Excommunicating Pope (NOT ORIGINAL)
From Excommunicate
--Elvis 05:19, 10 May 2005 (EDT)
This one was ripped from Newsfilter.org...so I don't think it should be nominated...though it's freakin' hilarious! --RadicalX 00:11, 11 May 2005 (EDT)
--Arradius 10:10. 3 June 2005 (EST)
--Evice 01:33, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)
--Huzah! 22:55, 7 Jul 2005 (PST)
--Sharpe
--I want this on my Wikipedia user page. Mr. Television 04:30, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Maybe Kanye is onto something
TastyCakes 02:03, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Microsoft Word (NOT ORIGINAL)
--FriedTurkey 04:05, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Great picture, but a Google search shows it's not original. See the discussion on the the VFP Talk page. --Rcmurphy 15:59, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)
