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#'''For''' Great concept, and pretty darn solid execution. I love it when events in movies are pointed out as being totally improbable or impossible -- heck, I do that myself a lot. -- [[Image:Icons-flag-ca.png]] [[User:The Number-One ALF Fan|<span style="font-family: Copperplate Gothic Bold; font-size: 11pt"><span style="color: black">Big Brother</span></span>]] <span style="font-size: 7pt">(a.k.a. [[User:The Number-One ALF Fan|#1_ALF_FAN]])</span> <span style="font-family: Copperplate Gothic Bold; font-size: 8pt"><span style="color: black">[[User talk:The Number-One ALF Fan|<span style="font-family: Copperplate Gothic Bold; font-size: 8pt"><span style="color: black">Miniluv</span></span>]]•[[User:The Number-One ALF Fan#The Enlightened Articles (those written by the hand of Big Brother himself)|<span style="font-family: Copperplate Gothic Bold; font-size: 8pt"><span style="color: black">Minitrue</span></span>]]</span></span> 17:37, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
 
#'''For''' Great concept, and pretty darn solid execution. I love it when events in movies are pointed out as being totally improbable or impossible -- heck, I do that myself a lot. -- [[Image:Icons-flag-ca.png]] [[User:The Number-One ALF Fan|<span style="font-family: Copperplate Gothic Bold; font-size: 11pt"><span style="color: black">Big Brother</span></span>]] <span style="font-size: 7pt">(a.k.a. [[User:The Number-One ALF Fan|#1_ALF_FAN]])</span> <span style="font-family: Copperplate Gothic Bold; font-size: 8pt"><span style="color: black">[[User talk:The Number-One ALF Fan|<span style="font-family: Copperplate Gothic Bold; font-size: 8pt"><span style="color: black">Miniluv</span></span>]]•[[User:The Number-One ALF Fan#The Enlightened Articles (those written by the hand of Big Brother himself)|<span style="font-family: Copperplate Gothic Bold; font-size: 8pt"><span style="color: black">Minitrue</span></span>]]</span></span> 17:37, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
 
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HowTo:Get on the front page

Vote: HowTo:Get on the front page

Score: -3 tips to getting your article featured

Nomination: General Insineratehymn 21:45, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. This article is perfect for everyone! --General Insineratehymn 21:45, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. HTBSANJF is far superior. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:48, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against In-jokey and lacks pictures. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:50, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against The lack of length and/or substance notwithstanding, what's there is just unfunny.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:53, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against I don't really want this to be on the main page. The.original.joe.shmoe blahSelfportraitMUN lentil soup!!

Queen Victoria

Vote: Queen Victoria

Score: 1 vacant thrones

Nomination: Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:09, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom and for --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:09, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?

Vote: Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?

Score: 9 uses other than tea!

Nomination: THINKER 05:47, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Nom+sDig - I haven't self nommed in a while, but I think this is worth it :) --THINKER 05:47, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. I liked it. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 06:25, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Well done. Sir Roger 06:50, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Funny! Good. Social Studiously 12:50, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. I'm going to try it. --vyvyan 16:35, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 18:53, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Very informative --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 19:49, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:43, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For You had me at Why? But for good measure, I read it. Very helpful. /me attempts a smile amid the hot steam from his pants.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:10, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Mad Creation Scientist Prays for Giant Robot

Vote: UnNews:Mad Creation Scientist Prays for Giant Robot

Score: 2 soul transplants

Nomination: Cap'n Ben
For Votes: 4
  1. Self nom + For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:51, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Sir Roger 04:19, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Weak For. The concept is enough to carry it. It peters out towards the end, and there are a couple of weak moments, but the idea is a great one and the humo(u)r present works well, especially the "Donkey Punch" part.--Mr.Vib 12:01, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Dig this is exactly why Dr. Clayton Forrester had his lair underground :) --THINKER 20:42, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against...Is it just me, or is 90% of the stuff on vfh right now just not up to snuff?--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 04:31, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against I don't get it. --Andreasegde 06:54, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

My Little Pony

Vote: My Little Pony

Score: 0 discovered ponies

Nomination: Andorin Kato
For Votes: 5
  1. Nom and for. Recent rewrite with an excellent concept and great writing. The images work well and the execution is indeed more than adequate. --Andorin Kato 01:12, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. I deem this pedophilia related article: Pious! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:17, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Self-for-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:36, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For It was well done, and it wasn't sick. It'll just make Olipro watch his habits when buying kids toys... Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  5. Dig I likes it. --THINKER 20:44, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against I know that saying so makes me some sort of horrible freak, but I just don't find jokes about pedophilia and child pornography particularly funny. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:10, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
    I understand, sir. I don't quite know what possessed me to write this article, but once I started I just couldn't stop.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:11, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. No--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 04:33, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. No. It's just a bit too far for me.--Mr.Vib 10:58, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Yuk. It's over the line, as shown above. Social Studiously 12:51, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against as above. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:41, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother

Vote: A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother

Score: 5 Silly Dogs

Nomination: Mr.Vib
For Votes: 5
  1. Self Nom & For. She's the sweetest crazy person you'll ever meet!--Mr.Vib 00:56, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig poor uncle Morty... --THINKER 01:27, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For.--vyvyan 03:04, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:06, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For That silly lady was out of her mind, but this article was hella fine! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 05:39, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Sergei Rachmaninoff

Vote: Sergei Rachmaninoff

Score: 8 hands needed to play a single chord

Nomination: Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:03, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Self nom and For. I guarantee that this article isn't short. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:03, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Strong For As a pianist, I get this article even more. Good Great stuff TKF.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:05, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Dig Sorry I couldn't help out with the audio. Still very good regardless. :) --THINKER 20:39, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:14, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 22:49, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. Oh, come on! Would you rather play Liszt instead?--Mr.Vib 00:20, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
    Vib has a point. Kill 'em all! Oh, wait, they're already dead. Carry on, then.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:04, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:58, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For as the reviewer, Id like to say I had an intricate part in the formation of this article. at least, id like to say that. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 05:56, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:33, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. OK. I find it OK, but not... excellent. Sorry! Social Studiously 12:53, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Nitpicker -_- --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:27, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
For this error, you must listen to a bad recording of "Vocalise" for twenty-four straight hours! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!--Mr.Vib 11:47, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Old McDonald

Vote: Old McDonald

Score: 20 votes here, there and everywhere

Nomination: 15Mickey20
For Votes: 20
  1. Self-nom and for. I feel like giving this a go. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:44, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For McDonald must be stopped. I'm the only serial killer around here. Don alun 15:27, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Strong for. I was actually going to put this up a while ago, but I forgot. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:08, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Dig NOT QUACKY!!! NOOOO!!!!! --THINKER 21:18, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Yep. Also makes me want to reexamine my stories from childhood...what did they mean by the wolf "eating" grandma?--Mr.Vib 21:35, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Brilliant! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:42, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Fors Nathalalias 00:37, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For--Gaberou 04:29, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:47, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. Like it --THE 21:30, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. Mummm Good! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:04, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:18, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 00:58, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. Woah...disturbingly For--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 01:14, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:58, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. Strong For--Dr. Fenwick 03:15, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. For And on that farm, he had some... ax-murderers?! The Humbled Master 03:35, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. For Sir Roger 05:17, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. For -Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:53, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  20. Excellent, but was it just me who was expecting the more literal interpretation of "had a <insert innocent young farmyard animal>"? --Kelpan 19:12, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. I took the liberty of added Old McDonald to the first paragraph. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:04, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water

Score: 14 Moist Floridians

Nomination: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:00, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15
  1. I'm a grumpy gus, but this is good stuff. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:00, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. self for - I've never had someone nom an article for me before.... *wipes a tear from his eye*....this may be the greatest day of my life! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:20, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Yep. Well done, my Led man.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:28, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Big For. I laughed out loud at the pic, I must admit. I don't know what I was expecting, but there it was. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 03:41, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. Froggy found it funny. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:52, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For It's funny and featured article worthy. The Oblong Lobster 15:48, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For'd It's a good article, and I like it. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic8016:07, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Dig! Good to know that I'll be safe when this god forsaken state goes under! :) --THINKER 21:16, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:57, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For--Gaberou 04:33, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:44, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- Miles Edgeworth 20:20, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman throw a snowball Snowman 21:14, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. It's funny, I've got to admit. Social Studiously 12:55, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:07, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. It's funny, but not featured article worthy. Perhaps being listed in the UnNews column? --Ekashp 03:17, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Local - Bar review : just say no to 'EMERGENCY'

Vote: UnNews:Local - Bar review : just say no to 'EMERGENCY'

Score: 7 Angry Drunks

Nomination: Hrodulf
For Votes: 8
  1. Nom & For I was wrong, this is probably my best one --Hrodulf 23:17, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For a good time, dial 867-5309. --Ekashp 03:22, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Lovely. I reviewed it too. [: --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:25, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. Hrodulf strikes again. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:15, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Weak For -It's clever and makes me smile but I don't know, featured seems a bit much. But I'll give you to go ahead on this one. --Gaberou 04:37, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:41, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Sure--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 05:34, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Dig as a drunkard, I think this article might come in handy one day. --THINKER 20:47, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. But how is it really news? Against because it's not funny anyway.--vyvyan 01:05, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Who Killed God?

Vote: UnBooks:Who Killed God?

Score: 8 Wiccans who support killing deities

Nomination: The Humbled Master 07:03, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Nom & For Sooner or later, you just knew it was going to happen... The Humbled Master 07:04, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Self-for --General Insineratehymn 07:06, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Strong For Great stuff.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:09, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Ekashp 14:57, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 04:10, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:33, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For if someone explains to me why there's a redundant UnScripts. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:23, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Fro P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:52, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 02:08, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. --L 07:26, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Hey, let's not have this stall! C'mon, who's willing? The Humbled Master 18:07, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • I just noticed this: why are the characters named after Marx and Engels? And why did Frederick quote Ed from Ed, Edd, N' Eddy? Great article, though! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:45, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • To Led: Actually, the main characters (Frederick and Marks) were named by Insineratehymn, naturally after Friedrich Nietzsche and Karl Marx; Police Chief Engels, on the other hand, was a later addition to the original UnScripts article made by me, as I felt it would go well with the "Marks" character. As for that quote by Frederick, he originally said, "I like butternut squash!", but I felt "Buttered toast!" was more inane and ludicrously random, I'm glad to see another Ed, Edd, N' Eddy fan on the site. Thanks for asking! The Humbled Master 20:23, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder

Vote: Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder

Score: 22 compulsive uses of poetry leading to insanity

Nomination: Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 19:53, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 24
  1. Self-nom and For It's been Pee Reviewed twice, and added to significantly after each review, including the incorporation of material written by One-eyed Jack. After my latest round of edits, the second reviewer (Sir Roger) said that he couldn't think of anything else to add, and that I should put it up for VFH. I've decided to take his advice. -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 19:53, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. I guess I'll vote for, and say I hope this gets more. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:54, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For I like this more than oranges. Birds.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For to up the score to four. Soon we'll croon "no more rhymes" a thousand times! Sir Roger 21:21, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For has improved quite a bit since its first pee review. I can't think of a rhyme for "first pee review". --THE 21:24, 14 June 2007 (UTC) --
  6. For Because it'd look real nice on the front page, not one thing in it caused me rage. I think I may even read it again, it's one of my favorites, just between us men. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:35, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For - Not my fancy on the humor side but very well written and creative.--Gaberou 01:47, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Cute.--vyvyan 02:50, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. There shall be no end to the rhymes, I say, as cessation of poetry results in dismay. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:57, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. Wow. --Katievanity.jpg 04:06, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. Weak for. --L 04:21, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. With this for, I open the door, to a brighter, new future than ever before! Have faith, take a care; there's no need to beware, for, with all these good votes, you're already there! The Humbled Master
  13. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:01, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For, but don't expect any rhymes from me. I have to say it gets old quite quickly. --The Dit 10:35, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For...and glad to see my Rudolph Hess pic found a new home--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:14, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. VERY well-written. For.--Mr.Vib 21:26, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. FOR Although it may upset some who have been stuck down with the debilitating condition. But it is great The Oblong Lobster 13:29, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. For -- Claire'05 01:24, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. For I've actually been talking like this the past week. Damn, I guess I just wasn't that unique. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 06:18, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  20. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:08, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  21. For. Clever and well-written. --Andorin Kato 02:28, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  22. AAAAAAAAA! For --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 13:40, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  23. For. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:12, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  24. For Don alun 22:17, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 22:48, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. No thanks. Seems a bit forced, and not much actual rhyming in the main bit of the article. --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 14:36, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Personally, I wish that there was more rhyming in the actual body. The caption "Finding just one pup is enough trouble, but the problem is twofold when one needs a double." Was hysterical. I just don't know how to vote on this one. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 21:10, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

  • I was really really hoping it had something to do with Cockney Rhyming Slang. You broke my obsessive compulsive heart. --monika 23:49, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

The Lake District

Vote: The Lake District

Score: 17 indignant North-West Evening Mail editorials

Nomination: SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle08:26, 13 June 2007
For Votes: 20
  1. F☭R, It made the news so it has to be true. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle08:26, 13 June 2007
  2. Yes. --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 20:28, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. DIG the article is only slightly amusing, but the fact that it apparently pisses off the city officials makes me support it strongly. --THINKER 21:07, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. YES I like the idea that the people objecting to the article and alerting the newspaper could indirectly cause this article to be featured. The Oblong Lobster 21:32, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For I laughed. And then some more Don alun 22:29, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. Yes, please --General Insineratehymn 22:31, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Strong for. The background with the newspaper is great, and the article is great too. Reads like a good STM piece. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:36, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Whoever added that image and sorted out the content is a genius. Oh, wait...FOR. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 00:48, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For increasing awareness of The Lake District.--Procopius 23:50, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. Thumbs up --THE 01:35, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For I was set on voting against from its whole town-y motiff. But the article convinced me otherwise.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:10, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For - This has suddenly become one of the most significant articles on our website. I wonder if anyone will try to edit it... Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:22, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. FEATURE IT --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:40, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. for --Ekashp 03:26, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For, not just because it was mentioned outside. It's the blatant exaggeration ("the only permanent resident is Farmer Giles," and "sheep, sheep, and more sheep") that makes it stand out. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:03, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. I saw this in the papers! Nathalalias 00:47, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. For Obscure, yet hilarious! The Humbled Master 05:36, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 07:39, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. For Hilarious! --Miles Edgeworth 20:28, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  20. Yup. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:49, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Better than most towncruft, but still towncruft. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:59, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. No. “Most local people can be much, much funnier about the Lake District than this.” I'm sure it's true. We would make ourselves look very mediocre if we put this forward as the kind of thing we feature. Sir Roger 18:21, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. It needs a lot more work and needs to be more subtle about the town's features. Right now, it reads as somewhat of a cheap knockoff of Blandford.--Mr.Vib 12:09, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
This article has been cleaned up and improved since the paper's "Most local people can be much, much funnier about the Lake District than this" comments. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • Someone more intelligent than me please put the "referenced in the media" template on this. It's found here, but I can't seem to get it working right and I don't know what I'm doing wrong.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:33, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  • I put it in manually – you know, copied the code straight out of the template. I don't think that the template and the equals signs in the URL get along. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 03:51, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Bipolar bear

Vote: Bipolar bear

Score: 15 severely crazed teddy bears

Nomination: rogpyvbc
For Votes: 15
  1. Self-nom + For Sir Roger 23:24, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig I liked it so much I was upset I didn't get to review it. :) --THINKER 02:27, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For This is such an awesome idea. Pulled it off too. -Epical Zamora
  4. Strong For! This is the epitome of the perfect Uncyclopedia article. Can you say "top article of June?" — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:16, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:51, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Worthy of the front page --WesternLotus 15:34, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Tackles mental ilness in grislys with immense sensitivety. The Oblong Lobster 18:57, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For - I'm so impressed by this article I want to buy Bipolar Bear merchandise.--Dr. Fenwick 02:33, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  10. For. Terrific! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:51, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 04:34, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. Strong For--Gaberou 01:42, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:25, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. I never want to hear another polar pun again as long as I live, no matter how subtle. That being said, For. You can just hear some National Geographic narrator softly talking about these poor, magnificent, messed-up creatures.--Mr.Vib 17:31, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For --THE 15:01, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years

Vote: UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years

Score: 18 happy Pontiffs

Nomination: Hrodulf
For Votes: 21
  1. Nom & For A present from 1998 for everybody who voted against my "In God We Trust" article --Hrodulf 15:32, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Well-written, and funny too. RabbiTechno 17:21, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For the body of christ, that tasty jew. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  4. For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:29, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Funny, comprehensive, well formatted with good pictures, and of course there's the Pope jokes. OOPS I FORGOT TO SIGN/VOTED IN THE WRONG PLACE LAST TIME. My bad. Feebas factor 17:51, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. Against. No, wait, For. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 19:04, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Judaism. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:58, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Change of mind The Oblong Lobster 20:00, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. Very for -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 21:35, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. Dig much funnier than the other one --THINKER 20:36, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. To be honest, I can't quite tell why I liked it all so much, but liked I did. --The Dit 07:08, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For - Quite funny. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 12:53, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. Strong For - How can anyone vote against an article as funny as this one --Uncle J 15:36, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Voting against would be offensive to Christians. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 20:20, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For the fancy goyim thing. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:18, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:32, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. For --THE 21:35, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. For. All the articles on here seem to be pro-christianity! Nice to see a bit of variety! --PirateFaafy 10:44, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. Hrodulf is vastly underrated. He needs the recognition he deserves. --General Insineratehymn 17:31, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  20. Indeed. The Humbled Master 05:33, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  21. It could happen... Wish you'd take out the last Jew reference though; anti-semitism really isn't funny. --Kelpan 21:13, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I was parodying the hypocricy of anti-semitism with that passage. --Hrodulf 03:21, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
    • I'm not accusing you of anti-semitism. Don't worry, it's just a personal gripe. --Kelpan 12:14, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. No Too long for the one joke. No Pee review for this self-nom. The Oblong Lobster 15:42, 10 June 2007 (UTC))
  2. No Agrees with the oblong lobster, too long for the joke. -- You have been Censored by Jew Boy, You'd better Complain 17:02, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us
  4. Against It was well written but the joke takes way too long to get to.--Dr. Fenwick 02:16, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  1. It was pee reviewed, see this --Hrodulf 16:57, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
I should have checked more carefully before opening my big mouth.. The Oblong Lobster 18:33, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  1. No I believe that the person who wrote this has no idea about the Catholic church and had little knowledge or gave the effort to add the realism to the article to make is credible as unnews. There is no such thing as St. Peter's it's St. Peter's Basilica. And i changed car to Popemobile. Most likely the guy who wrote it just saw the picture and did little reasearch -Sith Penguin Lord 19:42, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Yes. First, if you want to vote against, do it in the right section. Second, this is Uncyclopedia. Do we look like sticklers for accuracy? Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 20:32, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle

Vote: UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle

Score: 15.5 shameful tears

Nomination: Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP
For Votes: 15.5
  1. Nom + for A quasi-featured and a runner up in the last PLS competition. It was robbed last time it was nominated; I thought it deserved another chance. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:42, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Sweet merciful tiddlywinks, YES! --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 19:32, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, it's the Mr. Grumpikins of its generation. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:45, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle08:50, 07 June 2007
  5. For If you don't for this, I think we should end our relationship before anyone gets hurt. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:54, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. Dig fun read --THINKER 23:32, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, although I can see how it missed out before, as it takes a little while to get going. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:15, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For I can see that damn smudge. That jerk kid...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:40, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. Again For Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 16:49, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Mr. Beluncle shamed me into voting for this article. But, aside from that, it's very well written, and gets better and better toward the end. Great work. -- Icons-flag-ca Big Brother (a.k.a. #1_ALF_FAN) MiniluvMinitrue 17:27, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For - It could also be an UnBook, from the way I read it. Just a thought. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  12. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 18:17, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. love. I doubt most people find this hysterical though, its just enjoyable, until that last part. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 04:19, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For --THE 21:42, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For - This is actually more disturbing than hilarious, but... IT'S SO WELL WRITTEN. I can't help myself. 206.248.135.200 23:48, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. Holy Mind! That's a good piece --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:51, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
Ooo! Now make it an UnTune! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
Darn it, Modus, I'm a doctor, not a songwriter. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:35, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Celebrity Manufacture

Vote: Celebrity Manufacture

Score: 14

Nomination: Winstanley1
For Votes: 14
  1. SNF Thought I'd give this another chance as last time I nominated it before it was ready. --Winstanley1 09:34, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Super FOR! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:03, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --THE 19:14, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For I like this more than plastic. The Oblong Lobster 20:22, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:43, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle08:51, 07 June 2007
  7. For Beautiful, freewheeling in its cynicism. --Phantom Grammar 21:17, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Dig its back, and still funny --THINKER 23:33, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:07, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For--Dr. Fenwick 03:16, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Sure, why not. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:28, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 18:09, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For As promised.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:03, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. I was fixing it up for CPS (didn't see that you had already done that, Mitch!) and laughed all the way through. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 06:00, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Needs cleaning up nice ideas, but the writing's a bit iffy and the text has too many punctuation and grammar mistakes. I've cleaned up the first few paragraphs but hey, I have work to do. I'll change this to a For if the text gets tidied up. Phantom Grammar 12:23, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  • I've sorted out the typos now. Most of them spring from the fact that this was originally written as a magazine feature in the first person, then re-wrtitten into an encyclopedic format. I handn't noticed that it messed up the grammar in some places.--Winstanley1 13:02, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks - vote duly switched to for

Conditional For Submit to Ceridwyn's Proofreading Service and have someone take care of it and I'll vote for.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:23, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

  • I've added it to the proofreading service. --Winstanley1 11:37, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Constipation

Vote: Constipation

Score: 14.5 soiled pairs of pants

Nomination: Ljlego
For Votes: 17.5
  1. Nom + For Very funny work courtesy of DiZ.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:32, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For I said it was funny when it was in the piss, and I say it's funny now (and the captions are better!)P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:46, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For - A sheer work of genius, if I do say so myself. 'Cough-cough' --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:37, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For--Gaberou 04:19, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Weak for. --L 06:42, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. FOR. Thought it was hilarious. --Polyamorousx 16:06, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Gave me a whole new philosophy. I used to consider it a mild annoyance, but I'll value every crap from now on. Sir Roger 19:57, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For funny. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  9. For Push! Push! Kip the Dip 17:43, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. XD Brilliant! Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:24, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. Yes. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:14, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For I like the Hello Kitty picture --24.215.168.140 16:53, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:31, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. F☭R SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle09:14, 07 June 2007
  15. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:33, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. For a brown stain. --Ekashp 01:06, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. For 172.143.185.85 17:34, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. For 86.152.82.149 17:43, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 18:05, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against scatological just-okay-edness. Sry. --THINKER 16:05, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against as per the Thinker -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:53, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against Constipation is no laughing matter. I had constipation once, and I had great discomfort for the next three days. --General Insineratehymn 22:37, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments

ROTFLOL at the last sentence of the article. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us

Same w/ me, but I think it's really that the article sets up for the joke through the entire thing to make it funny. Standing alone, it's alright, but after the article, brilliant!P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:45, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
True dat. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us

U.S. Presidential Election, 1948

Vote: U.S. Presidential Election, 1948

Score: 13

Nomination: <<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:41, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13
  1. If someone wants to nom Hermaphrodite, that had the next-best percentage on the list. I didn't particularly care for that one, though, so I'm nomming one I liked.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:41, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. OMG! Brad's got a list! Run! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:46, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Dig a great take on one of our nation's funniest debacles. Gotta check those error margins, Chicago! hehe.. oh and "Dewey Cheatem & Howe" got a real live lol. :) --THINKER 22:00, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For--Gaberou 22:47, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:39, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. Kwakerjak, you are much missed. Brad, thanks for the list. Strong For, and blast it all if this one doesn't make it! We are going to feature a US presidential election article eventually, darnit! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 06:33, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. –—Hv (talk) 3/06 14:11
  8. For just like before. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:47, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 10:32, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. Once again, Uncyclopedia teaches me about American history. I didn't even know there was ever a President Dewey before this! -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:48, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:14, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. Give 'em Hell, Mister President-HST...yeah, he'd vote Fortoo--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 17:31, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Kwakerjak! YAARRRRR! (And my Strom Thurmond photoshop).--Procopius 13:12, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Pathological liar

Vote: Pathological liar

Score: 12 Flying Japanese Sand Tigers

Nomination: Mr.Vib
For Votes: 18
  1. Self-Nom and For. Pee Reviewed and reviewed again after a complete rewrite. I know that it's difficult to read, but that's the only way I found to make it work. --Mr.Vib 11:53, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. I really like the tone and flow. The plot devices are terrific and I really dig the multilayered, multidimensional themes and story lines thought out the article. Greetings from a fellow Pathological liar.-- Vosnul 14:51, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against ForThis is complete and utter tripe It's funny. I liked it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:34, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. Dig there are some improvements that could be made to help readability, but its pretty damn funny regardless. --THINKER 18:53, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. 4 Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:45, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. Even if I end up Darwining my own article, For Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 19:54, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --THE 21:12, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  8. For I also have an idea for a reskin based around this. --General Insineratehymn 21:14, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 05:36, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  10. For - Damn funny (I'm a pathological liar...) ;) Spawn Man 05:45, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:32, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. --User:TheHop 1 2/sig 9:50, 29 May, 2007 (UTC)
  13. For I can feel the sun! The Oblong Lobster 16:36, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  14. Why Not? Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 23:27, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Karma-AH 07:25, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
  16. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 13:18, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. Against Nachos. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:06, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. Strongly against Naturally, that's a lie. For. -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 19:54, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. The humour is unsubtle at best and all the crossing out is annoying. --Kelpan 15:01, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. I've read it three times now and...I like the idea, but the execution makes blood come out of my ears (which is a nice change, admittedly, but still). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:42, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against, slightly. A strange problem, but I just don't find it funny as it is, with the lies crossed out. It would be far funnier the other way round, with the truth being deleted, or even not there at all leaving just the lies. As it is it is just not funny. --Imber 11:19, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against. The same reason as Imber. --Back Door 01:17, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against As per MO, Imber, Kelpan etc. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:56, 06 June 2007
  6. Against I think that the execution could have been better. "I'd be a liar if I didn't like it." Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 18:39, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Just created a reskin related to this article, located here. Add or improve to it if needed. --General Insineratehymn 23:12, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Who left the unsigned "against" vote in the #3 slot?--Mr.Vib 13:34, 2 June 2007 (UTC)


The Meeting: A Play in One Act

Vote: The Meeting: A Play in One Act

Score: 16.5 painted-on Powerpoint slides

Nomination: Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:25, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 18.5
  1. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:25, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. This generation's Waiting for Godot? Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 13:51, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. Could've sworn Mandaliet wrote this one from the corporate drone's parts... Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 15:01, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. DIG I thought the same thing as ENeGMA. Brilliant! :) --THINKER 18:14, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. YEs I really like this kind of thing. The Oblong Lobster 23:16, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. --AtomDsig.png 20:07, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  7. Yes-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:50, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  8. Brilliant -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:49, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  9. ForInfiniteMonkey
  10. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:39, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Suicide looms... lol 134.226.1.229 19:02, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Nothing like corporate asses dying inside...or something like that. --Mr.Vib 18:30, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Heeheehee... I am laughing... --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 07:08, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Loved it! <3 ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:08, 02 June 2007
  15. For Terriffic - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:51, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. For nice. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  17. Thoroughly fun to read. For!--vyvyan 00:59, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:00, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. So morbid... yet so funny. For Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 03:44, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Not bad, I chuckled at parts but definitely not featured article material. ennui2778 dif
  2. Naaah--Sir Shandon 06:43, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. Sucks Ass --Steve Johnsenson 04:59, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Vote Discarded; blatant troll -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:25, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Boy found at home, alone

Vote: UnNews:Boy found at home, alone

Score: 14 reimagined John Hughes movies

Nomination: Uncle J
For Votes: 18
  1. nom and for : This is one of the funniest articles I've ever read --Uncle J 01:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. Maybe one day I'll watch the movie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:25, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, because I like dead baby jokes. Or really anything involving baby jokes. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:56, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. --Emmzee 22:08, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. --L 03:40, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig in the words of the wise Rafiki; "change, is good." Much better updated. --THINKER 11:52, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  8. Change of heart (again). Change at the end makes it more complete. I like it. --Mr.Vib 12:33, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  9. Mmmmm...okay--THE 13:55, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  10. Sure Me likely. --Dexter111344 02:13, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
  11. For--Dr. Fenwick 02:11, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
  12. For--Will Tomlinson The preceding unsigned comment was added by HamishTheSecond (talk • contribs) dif
  13. For /titter ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:24, 02 June 2007
  14. For I don't know. I didn't think it was that funny. The TV show put me over the edge. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)
  15. FORE - Laugh and a half from me. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 14:56, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Great concept, and pretty darn solid execution. I love it when events in movies are pointed out as being totally improbable or impossible -- heck, I do that myself a lot. -- Icons-flag-ca Big Brother (a.k.a. #1_ALF_FAN) MiniluvMinitrue 17:37, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 17:41, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. for this is actually pretty good. The.original.joe.shmoe blahSelfportraitMUN lentil soup!!
Against Votes: 4
  1. strong against Fine if you enjoy feces consumption --Steve Johnsenson 05:06, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Vote Discarded; blatant troll -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:31, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
  1. Iffy Against While it's funny, it's mainly a quote and lacks any sort of mock tone that would put it over the top for me. Call me crazy. Sorry.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:51, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against per Mr. Vib --THINKER 01:52, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. Who gives a crap? Kip the Dip
  4. Against Sorry. a solid addition to the unnews catalogue but not quite front-page worthy - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:48, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against, as per Jack. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:15, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Okay, okay, I fleshed out the text and dropped the "this reporter" bit. I didn't wanna, but I am bowing to peer pressure for the greater good of Uncyclopedia. Jeez, the things I do for this website... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:33, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Previously Featured

Film noir

Vote: Film noir

Score: 21 dramatic swirlies in black and white

Nomination: THINKER 22:42, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 21

Featuredrc (t) 05:31, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom+Ultra Dig I think this is the highest I've ever scored a piece in pee review. Amazingly well written, intelligently hilarious; one of the best parody's on the subject I've ever seen. Bravo to you Don! --THINKER 22:42, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Self For (Blush) Don alun 22:49, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For That is just too great for words, damn I used some already --Hugh pym 22:57, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For - I was amazed to see there was no article called Film noir, so I thought I might have to write one myself. Now I'm glad I don't. :) Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:09, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. --L 02:42, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For! Excellent --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:56, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. I haven't even read it (except the first sentence), but I know I want to. --Katievanity.jpg 04:42, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 04:51, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Every so often, an article appears that completely redefines Uncyclopedia in a good way. Now's the time to acknowledge that! --The Dit 09:51, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. I sit among the barren desolation of city life, Don's article in my hand. I want to vote for it; perhaps because it's good, perhaps because he could whack me at a moment's notice. In any case, For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:17, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Sir Roger 18:39, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For You sure did it.--Gaberou 01:39, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --THE 17:43, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Jones 12:08, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:15, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. Fors Nathalalias 00:42, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. For 172.143.185.85 21:00, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. I cannot imagine any reasonable person not enjoying this. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 03:34, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. It was a dark night, darker than the inky-cold blackness of deep, cold space. I voted for an article that tasted not unlike a plumber's hankerchief. The Humbled Master 03:50, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  20. For 195.10.45.203 15:11, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  21. Hot.--vyvyan 15:21, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  22. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:15, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Moved to Film noir, as per the Wikipedia article. --L 02:42, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
    • Thank you for that, I thought it was more appropriate too! Thanks to everyone for formatting input. It make the article look much better. Don alun 12:04, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain...the writing is OK, but the whole idea is too much like MO's UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:18, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
    • Ah, didn't see that one... Don alun 10:04, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
      • Eh, I don't see the difference really.. I was commenting to Don that it's also similar to one of my WIPs.. and the subject is pretty different from both mine and MO's.. --THINKER 04:33, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Turn Your Computer On

Vote: HowTo:Turn Your Computer On

Score: 20 computers turned on

Nomination: Leoispotter
For Votes: 20

Featuredrc (t) 05:32, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom and forAnother gem from THE-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:46, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. self-for mmm...I kind of like this article...I guess... --THE 01:34, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, very funny. I'm still chuckling like a little schoolgirl with herpes. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:37, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For I didn't expect that subject matter. And I've always loved that animation, though looking at the whole thing does give me the creeps. Yeah, it's good.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:55, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:06, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. Dig hilarious, as usual. --THINKER 03:06, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 04:59, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Amazingly Creative Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 05:40, 14 June 2007 (UTC)'
  9. I was turned on by the chick licking her computer --General Insineratehymn 18:36, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. Mmm...yes...--VyvyanWilde 18:45, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For--Dr. Fenwick 12:54, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. On --Ekashp 15:06, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. I'm with Insineratehymn'. For The Humbled Master 01:45, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For subtle joke, well executed, and pretty damn funny, too! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For- VERY nice. --Andorin Kato 03:41, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Brilliant idea, and well-done. A lot of sex, but nothing to shun. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 06:22, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:10, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:35, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. I think this article is perfect for being friendly person in the local household all the time--Fonchezzz 23:38, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  20. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 01:00, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Kitchen sink

Vote: Kitchen sink

Score: 19 scientific impossibilities

Nomination: Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:51, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19

Featuredrc (t) 04:37, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom + For. A modern gem. I was surprised to learn that it was made only today by a person who joined only today as well. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:51, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 01:22, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Well closed.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:51, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Very Adamsesque. I enjoyed it. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 03:29, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:46, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:05, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 10:17, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For --Ekashp 15:02, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For oddly compelling. thumbs up --THE 17:49, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. Enjoyable to the last. Maybe this writer is the chosen one, his medichlorian count is in the tens of thousands. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 20:45, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Now Uncyclopedia has everything! Insane-Contrast 22:53, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. They explained the existence of George Bush but not kitchen sinks?!?!? Well then, this is a for. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:20, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:06, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. Fo' Shizzle my bizzle P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:09, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For. Makes you think. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:26, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Very good and kind of bigger than the sum. The Oblong Lobster 12:42, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. For Hmmm... The Humbled Master 18:26, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  18. For Don alun 00:33, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:15, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
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