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Lord of the Flies

Vote: Lord of the Flies

Score: Expression error: Missing operand for -. civilized british children

Nomination: Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom+ DoublePlusGood Old Quasi-Featured Article that is quite funny Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes:

No against votes

Phishing

Vote: Phishing

Score: 2 credit card numbers stolen

Nomination: User:Dork lord/sig
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom + For I liked it anyway, a little bit short, but i found it hilarious. --Dork lord 21:34, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For, because it was written exceedingly well. In every sense of the word. --ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 22:31, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

Vote: The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

Score: 6 delicious kraft horse meat dinners

Nomination: An old PLS entry AND QFH.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. I thought about nomming and against-ing, but then I remembered that was stupid.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Must...show...love...for...one's...own...article...--Sir Shandon 21:40, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, damnit. Now Shandon has two pages on VFH. His head must be <emoticon of /me holding hands really far apart> big. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For'That poor horse.--Dr. Fenwick 22:04, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Doubleplusgood Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 22:23, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:32, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Bowtie

Vote: Bowtie

Score: 1 dapper dames and gentlepersons

Nomination: THINKER 19:42, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Selfnom + Dig Ever ready to help the unfortunate VFH population crisis of 2008. Got a good review in the pee also. --THINKER 19:42, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Homeless Nerds

Vote: Homeless Nerds

Score: 3 stolen laptops

Nomination: The Llama Llover!!! 19:24, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom + For - I saw this article a little while ago, and it was quasi-featured. I thought it was good and deserved a second chance (or is this a third chance? Or maybe fourth?) Anyway, it's a nice article
  2. DoublePlusGoodWeasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 20:56, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad

Vote: UnNews:Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad

Score: -2 Lessons not learned from history.

Nomination: Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:22, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Fore Dry, wry, amusing, dignified, and yet piquant, whatever the Hell that means.
  2. For Very well written spin on the source story. Dry and amusing, easily as good as other front page material. --Delketh 20:32, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Sadly, against. A good idea that would be far better if it let the reader fill in the blanks. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:35, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Not for me. Sorry. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. No, thanks - not quite ready for prime time.--Weebils 19:19, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against I think this article is very, very well written. However, its just too serious in my opinion. It drives in the commentary too overtly, which takes away from the humor. If this were posted on a differen type of site I'd definitely vote for it. --THINKER 20:03, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

For the record, this article is structually perfect out of the gate in the opinion of this humble user. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:22, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Why is it locked? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Soul market

Vote: Soul market

Score: 4 Souls sold to the devil at bargain prices.

Nomination: Runner-up on PLS while in its infancy; hopefully improved considerably since then. --Kelpan 10:41, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Self-nom and for --Kelpan 10:41, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:43, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Diggins I like it --THINKER 20:32, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For--Dr. Fenwick 21:57, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Everybody cares

Vote: Everybody cares

Score: 6 people who care

Nomination: Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Nom and for --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:16
  3. For--Imp88 11:08, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For-- c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Dig --THINKER 20:33, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. DoublePlusGood Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 20:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • You guys don't want me back, do you? I should think that would be the height of recklessness. Anyway, thanks! (I always thought this was one of my better efforts, actually.)  c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Adolf Hilter

Vote: Adolf Hilter

Score: 2 confused "invasions"

Nomination: Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:50, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Nom + For, coincidentally not on his birthday. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:50, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Self-for Yay! Someone nominated it! -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 02:03, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For The obvious denial makes it humorous. Ethereal 12:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For - Es ist Zeit für Rache! Vote for Hitler now! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:27, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. L 04:02, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Enough with the Hitler clones already. Please. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:56, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Artificial Pseudoscientology

Vote: Artificial Pseudoscientology

Score: 6 small coloured elasticbands

Nomination: The well written style and the well illustratedness of this article blew me away when I first read it, all those months ago. -- Zombiebaron
For Votes: 6
  1. The Nomination and then this For, as per that nom. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:07, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Braydie 10:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. --Nydas 12:27, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Wow....I love this article! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 15:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. DIG Good stuff --THINKER 20:36, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Fashion Police

Vote: Fashion Police

Score: 0 well dressed peeps.

Nomination: From the April 2006 PLS. This one made me laught when it was first entered. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:36, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. The Nomination and The For, as per my nom, of course. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:36, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Sadly, the page just can't keep up with its own intro. It's cute, but never really grabbed me like whatever-it-is that grabs me. Grandma, probably. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:47, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Good Burger

Vote: Good Burger

Score: -3 Good Burger(s)! That'll be eight bucks.

Nomination: Nom and For: Taking the movie Good Burger in a completely different direction. I worked really hard on this to get it just right. I hope it's.. uhhh.. good. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 22:44, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against just give up, this article seems to be funny but nowhere near VFH quality Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 23:27, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. It's improved a little since I reviewed it but nowhere near enough. --Kelpan 11:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. Swing and a miss. That's a sports reference. Football, I think. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 22:46, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

College

Vote: College

Score: 0 Stoners

Nomination: Madretsma 20:29, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and For. This was pretty darn good.Madretsma 20:29, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Heh. That was pretty funny. Jedibob5 21:53, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Uhh, funny-ish, but not feature-worthy.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:46, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Maybe it's just because I never went to school, instead choosing to be raised by a feral cabbage named Gene, but this isn't doing it for me. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:21, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada

Vote: That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada

Score: 3 yak rapings

Nomination: 14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|»
For Votes: 22
  1. nom and for. everyone I know loves this so let's put it up on the front page. hey, it's kinda short, but at least it's better than contents --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:58, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Braydie 21:59, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. I too was almost raped by a Yak or Yaklike creature. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 23:01, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. Bison perhaps?--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 22:04, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For the yakline!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:46, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For with extreme prejudice. --T.K.F. 22:52, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.--KATIE!! 22:57, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. Yes. --~ Tophatsig 23:14, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For This just goes without saying. --69.133.22.57 01:26, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Oops. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:01, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For A yak nearly raped me, so I raped him back later. --General Insineratehymn 01:28, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Admin votes now officially count 2. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:39, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For, this is one of the best articles on the site. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:51, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. Also, babies. goshzillacorrespondence 01:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. I... like... it? OKAY, I LOVE IT! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:21, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Per everyone who posted Against.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:39, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For I like this in a bizarre batfuck way. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:48, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. Strong For At first I saw it and hated it but then I began to realize that though it's very simple it so damn funny. Sounds like a really traumatized dude just got an Uncyclopedia account.--Gaberou 21:58, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. For --Ilona06 02:33, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. For ANARCHY! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:11, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  20. For This is a classic article and it's a shame that people don't realise it. Also the article should be protected from evil scum trying to benefit from it. Elmis 12:50, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  21. I'm afraid, that for some unknown reason, I'm compelled to vote For. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  22. For I loved the audio. --Dexter111344 19:40, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 19
  1. Nope, sorry. I don't like going against VFHs, but this one just doesn't do it for me.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:11, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. Short and kind of irritating. Like me. But short. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:18, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Strong Against. Okay, so the idea is funny. And the execution is also pretty good--using unexpected words like "sojourn" and such--but come on, it's like 10% of the length of a decent article! If that. (In other words, for if lengthened.) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:33, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. no me gusta nada This article is shit and what is the recent obsesion with canadian articles on VFH! Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 02:08, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. No thank you. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:30, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Against. I almost nominated this one for deletion. Rogpyvbc 04:12, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. Usually I like stuff like this, but this one is just... not even remotely good. --So So 07:50, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. No. Ikabu 08:42, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. I would rather fuck spang Madretsma 20:32, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. Not to say I don't find it funny, but I believe it promotes a type of humor that may be misinterpreted if featured on the main page. Do you really want a bunch of IPs making pages like this? Results could be life-threatening. Like the article, but not as a featured. --THINKER 21:53, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. Against Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:07, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. --Kelpan 08:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. Strong Against. How the hell can this be featured? —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:19
  15. Against Too short, unfunny and pretty much pointless drivel. Ethereal 12:21, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. Against Not clever or funny. Matt lobster 17:17, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. Against - This shit wouldn't pass VFD. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:32, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. Against -- I'm sorry, but this didn't even elicit a chuckle from me. Whatever happened to high-concept satire? -- Icons-flag-ca #1_ALF_FAN 19:09, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. Yech - pointless -- The Llama Llover!!! 19:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  1. I hate to be a pest, but hasn't it occurred to anyone else that this can hardly be the best that Uncyclopedia has to offer? The point of featuring is to showcase good articles. Funny, yes, but good also. Something this short, badly written, and full of profanity cannot possibly be worthy of displaying on our front page, no matter how funny it is. It gives the impression that we reward such laziness. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 03:42, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
We reward funniness. I don't know if theres a good requirement. How to: cut your head off with a chainsaw, was short and maybe even crude with the big blood splatter, but it got a hogh amount of votes and is the top 3 articles of some month.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 04:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
I agree, I think we should have another PLS that can help increase the quality of articles. Articles on VFH before PLS started to suck but soon after we got some really good articles . Now we are back to crap. I think this article is the harbinger of bad things to come with more stupid articles and less ones that are truly inventive. Sure we reward funniness but as is mentioned above, the "cream of the crap" as well as the stuff worthy of being featured should have some form of creativity and satirical humor that would make our witty leader, Oscar Wilde, would be proud of. So far my favorite recent VFH was the cancer that succumbed to a woman. That article was funny and took only like 4 days for it to be featured. PLEASE NOMINATE BETTER ARTICLES Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 05:28, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Cool, nice to see we're on the same page. Now vote! For --Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 06:10, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  1. You can argue it isn't funny, you can argue it isn't good, but for the life of me I can't see how you can argue it isn't inventive. The Juxtaposition of the highbrow with the poopy-crude is clever, to say the least.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:17, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Brad said "poopy".... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Okay, I won't. I actually voted for Captain Obvious too. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • The fact that 32 people have read and voted on this when good articles usually get through on about 15 votes says a lot about the attention span of uncyclopedia editors as a population group. --Kelpan 08:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
They're all just sockpuppets of me. Everytime I see Fight Club another user pops out of me. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Alright, alright. Some time in the next few weeks I'll sit down and crank out a half-dozen or so featured articles. That should help with the VFH quality issue. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:37, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

This has to be a record. Has any article ever recieved over 40 votes? --Kelpan 21:33, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties

Score: 8 zombies eating my brain

Nomination: Yes, otherwise it wouldn't be here. Obviously. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. You know when you search for something and stumble across something else? This is like that. But with zombies. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For I do know what you're talking about. And I'm all for it.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:16, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Very, Very Strong For. This is a work of art. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR A very great tale of teh 60s. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH16:24, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Nice, very nice.--Gaberou 21:36, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig I once loved a cold-blooded she-zombie.. Not that far back though, I'm not an old person.. --THINKER 21:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. Strong for before I even read the article. The name of the article is just priceless. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:50, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Laura Secord

Vote: Laura Secord

Score: 3 chocolate covered Canadians

Nomination: Kenvalyi 01:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. self nom and for an article about a gossiping Canadian broad who ratted out those Americans to the British. Strong Canadian flavour in this one, eh! Best read with some bacon and a cool Molson lager. --Kenvalyi 01:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. FOR Its funny, and anything that makes fun of Canucks roolz. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH16:28, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Ilona06 02:34, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. FOR-- I got a good chuckle out of it. Besides, it was a very well written piece. Captain-Colbert3MichaelHax  (Y'wanna say that to my face?)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. It's not bad, but "bits" like the Cola-War reference pull the reader out of the story. Bukkake doesn't help. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:36, 18 April 2007 (UTC)


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Vote: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Score: 9 Baby-eating zionist pigs nuked

Nomination:
For Votes: 9
  1. A really classy article. Fantastic images and funny througout. --Kelpan 18:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:37, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Disturbing. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:40, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For the article, not the man. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. for because i like it, and also just to piss off the Iranians --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Self For - Cheers --Sibley 18:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. Very smartly (if that's the right word to use) done. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:22
  8. For. If only I could stroke those cheek hairs... --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:39, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. I like--Redribbbon 18:05, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group

Vote: UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group

Score: 6 Spontaneous combustions

Nomination: Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Nom + For A nice group effort by some random Uncyc psychos. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. DIG Thanks especially to Mhaille and Spang for policing the vandalism, and of course to you Zim, for hitting every inflection of every word exactly as it was intended to read. Cocktails for everybody! --THINKER 23:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For more UnNews' that makes me think. Not about this. About pudding. Oh, sweet pudding... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:19, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. --~ Tophatsig 21:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 07:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Happy Feet

Vote: Happy Feet

Score: 5 Überpinguinsch

Nomination: Don alun 18:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Nom + For Thought this was very, very funny --Don alun 18:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. for. Who knew that penguins ran a police state? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:16, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. for. I love this article. Gryffon 06:45, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. --~ Tophatsig 21:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --This article is brilliant, and if you don't vote for it, you're a commie. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:54, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For -- For great justice... --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 22:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. 4 AErm how do you vote agian? Oh yes, there, now i wonder if my sig still works Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk , oh fuck, some crappy purple one
Against Votes: 2
  1. This Sucks! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against --I'm a commie.(Gir. 01:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC))

Austria-Hungary

Vote: Austria-Hungary

Score: 7.5 purloined cheesecakes

Nomination: Cap'n Ben
For Votes: 7.5
  1. Nom + For Just found this on Pee Review, and laughed all the way through it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:59, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Jawohl! - MaximvsDecimvs 18:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. good good. - Leatherboundbooks 23:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Dig Mostly for that jaunty looking footsoldier. :) --THINKER 00:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Self-For Cheekily snuck-in --Zarbag 21:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --General Insineratehymn 01:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Ilona06 02:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Very good. 213.165.173.124 17:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Make Poverty History

Vote: Make Poverty History

Score: 6.5 genocidal rock stars

Nomination: Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:25, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7.5
  1. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:25, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Clever. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:59, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. "Click," another for vote. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:51, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --T.K.F. 00:09, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Self-for - because there's enough votes here now that I won't just look silly if I do! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:33, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. 'For. Yay for making fun of Bob Geldof, the man who isn't a knight no matter how many times he makes people call him "sir". And I know what you mean about feeling ridiculous about voting for your own article. I've experienced it (about two tables down :D--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:19, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Don alun 09:11, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. I still remember Live 8 and those white bands... hilarious article. 213.165.173.124 17:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against It's based in the UK and I'm american . . . har --User:Inaneframe/sig 06:28, 20 2007 (UTC)


Byzantine Empire

Vote: Byzantine Empire

Score: 11.5 uptight former Romans

Nomination: General Insineratehymn 03:27, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11.5
  1. Many people before me have tried to write a funny Byzantine Empire article, but all have failed... until now. Some time ago, I found this article in a miserable condition, and I took it upon myself to rewrite this article. Some time later, I had completely rewritten the article. I submitted it to Pee Review, left it for a week, and now I nominate it on VFH. In summary, For. --General Insineratehymn 03:27, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. My doctor has me on Byzantine. He says it keeps the voices away. The voices disagree. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:25, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Brilliant rewrite. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:33, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:36, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For One of the best turnarounds of an article I've seen. Constantinopolis Victor! --Zarbag 11:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:11, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. FOR Pure genius. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH 15:29, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Marty
  9. For--Scott 14:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, but needs some minor touch-ups. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:15, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Very good! 213.165.173.124 17:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For.  c • > • cunwapquc? 20:00, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Homing pigeon

Vote: Homing pigeon

Score: 8.5 attempted assassinations of the Pope

Nomination: Zerotrousers
For Votes: 10.5
  1. Nom+for Braydie's been working on this for a while now and I think he deserves some credit. Also, it's funny.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 07:32, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. self forBraydie 19:13, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. It's a'ight.--T.K.F. 12:16, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Don alun 14:34, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Dig --finker.jpgTHINKER 21:28, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:59, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Made me chuckle Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:56, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. Fortunately, this article is funny, so I will vote for it. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 05:21, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. You can guess why. -- Pigeon 09:38, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Nicely written. 213.165.173.124 17:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. L 11:39, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. It looks like an article built to justify the (excellent) pictures. Not funny enough. Sorry. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:06, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Actually, this was something stupid I thought up one day in college after seeing a red link. REALLY stupid. Then I expanded it a little and added the Pope and pigeon with road map pictures after ICU with an account I made on the spot, but it was still stupid. Braydie made it into all kinds of awesome - check the edit history. So it wasn't just justifying the pictures, I just made a shitty article which Braydie rewrote and he should eat your brains now. Precious, precious brains. 80.42.24.244 23:28, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Sauce

Vote: Sauce

Score: 6 Maserati MC12s covered in sauce

Nomination: Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 18.5
  1. For - A very funny article from current WotM candidate So So. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - David Gerard 12:18, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. And here I thought it was going to be sexual. --Emmzee 12:57, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For with sauce on" AtomDsig.png 18:46, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. /me puts on his "So So's Biggest Fan" shirt. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:40, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:03, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Mmmm.... sauce solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:10, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Sauce is Delicious! Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 17:36, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:06, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. --Andorin Kato 02:53, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. Wow. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:46, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For, saucy. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:36, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Fergus Fergusson 21:44, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:12, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. For Very nice coy remark. Why NOT sauce? 64.131.50.41 09:35, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. *fills in the other .05 percent* I really like this article! And I like sauce too! User:Trar/sig3
Against Votes: 12.5
  1. Sickens me. Not funny. What a pile of filth. Horrible. This is entertainment to you people? Pathetic. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:34, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. NoNoNoNoNoNoNo Madretsma 23:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against' Very funny except the Africa AIDs bit which is pathetic!Matt lobster 09:44, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against - Not a fan of the formatting of the page. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 18:03, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against --TKF 15:09, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Against. Sorry -- don't find it funny. -- Rei 02:00, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Nope. I'm not above toilet humor, but this seemed to be just a bit too much. This previous unsigned comment was made by User:Ljlego
  8. Against I like a lot of it, but the ambiguous kinda "beating around the bush" sex humor got old. (pun intended...get my point?) --THINKER 00:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. --Kelpan 18:37, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. Ikabu 09:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. Against I got it, it just wasn't funny for me.--Serq fet 00:36, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. NEEDS MOAR SAUCE could be better --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 04:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. Against. Humourous in parts, but not enough to feature. 213.165.173.124 17:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Slightly Angry Comment. Come on, there's not that much dirty humor in the article! Two or three bits of innuendo, sure, but the majority of it's clean. And where exactly does it mention AIDS? I didn't catch that at all. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:59, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
    • Depending on your point of view, there are 3-5 references to the sexual saucin's. In an article of this size, that makes it pretty much evenly distributed, and thus, even if its not in every sentence, the subject matter lends itself to that conclusion. --THINKER 20:51, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • At one point this article was For: 14, Against: 0. Could this be the VFH page's GREATEST COMEBACK EVER?!?! --So So 02:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Previously Featured

UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased

Vote: UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased

Score: 10 % human sex slaves

Nomination: TKF 19:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11

Featuredrc (t) 09:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Self-nom + For. This has been on Pee Review for a few days and got two very nice reviews, so I'm going to take a whack at nominating it --TKF 19:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. On that note, good to see you here again, TKF. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:40, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 21:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. -- Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 09:04, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. -- Because it was the first thing I've seen that made me laugh since visiting for the first time in months. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 22:01, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. -- Awesome article. Almost thought uncyclopedia was running out of funny articles until I found this (it's all I do for an hour an a half during second perion in school =P).Megamanfanx7 15:13, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For -- It's funny. What else needs to be said? --Ljlego 21:19, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:43, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For beastiality and For this article too. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:22, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Have you any wool? goshzillacorrespondence 02:36, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I guess other people see something in this I don't. Could have been a lot better. Rogpyvbc 04:18, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I don't want to see this stagnating, come on people get out and vote! --T.K.F. 12:19, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

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