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Revision as of 18:02, April 8, 2007

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Top 10 articles
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  • Articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are eligible for VFH. Votes against articles based on namespace prejudice will be discarded.
  • If your article doesn't make it to the front page, don't despair. It may be eligible to be Quasi-featured so long as it meets certain criteria.
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Violators of this policy will be hexed.



Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

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UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased

Vote: UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased

Score: 55 % human sex slaves

Nomination: TKF 19:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 55
  1. Self-nom + For. This has been on Pee Review for a few days and got two very nice reviews, so I'm going to take a whack at nominating it --TKF 19:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. On that note, good to see you here again, TKF. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:40, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 21:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. -- Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 09:04, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Wallet moth

Vote: Wallet moth

Score: 9 stylish misers

Nomination: Nydas 09:50, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Self-nom and for. I've been working on this one for a while, and I think it's ready for a spin on the ol' VFH. Remember gents, your wallet moth is you!--Nydas 09:50, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. FORWinstanley1 11:47, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Strong For - Excellent article. I see it has been on Pee Review for quite a while also. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:54, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For - original treatment of an old cliche - David Gerard 13:14, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 14:24, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:26, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. A nice take, and has just enough finely tuned outrage. --El Zoof 06:52, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For -- Hindleyite Converse 09:27, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. Aye That's a good 'un. RabbiTechno 17:58, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Milk-based product of the gods

Vote: Milk-based product of the gods

Score: 4.5 gardens of Edam

Nomination: 193.77.238.223 15:15, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 6.5
  1. Nom and For --193.77.238.223 15:15, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. Filled with milky goodness. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 20:02, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:52, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Randomator 22:12, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Awesome. --Emmzee 01:04, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Grand stuff and very impressive. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 08:12, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:26, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. I was hoping to be amused by cheese. How sad it that? (answer: really) --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:42, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Too much milk-based product, not enough god. --L 17:17, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Sun

Vote: UnBooks:The Sun

Score: 4 unhealthy tans

Nomination: Molotovnight 13:29, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Me vote for good article. Oook. --Molotovnight 13:29, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. FOR Me like too. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH21:58, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Me vote obligatory self-for. --Emmzee 01:03, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Ug - David Gerard 13:18, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Weak for. --L 17:15, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:25, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against: Needs some more expansion and some touch-ups before I can consider voting for it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 06:10, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. I thought zig and zug about this, but Against--TKF 13:20, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I'll vote For if it's expanded a little. It's brilliant but it's too short. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 19:02, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Likewise. It's a good start but there's not enough to it. --Kelpan 19:52, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • All right, I expanded it. What do you think now? --Emmzee 01:03, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Uluru

Vote: Uluru

Score: 19 fresh coats of paint

Nomination: El Zoof 12:34, 5 April 2007 (UTC) (self-nom)
For Votes: 19
  1. A true masterpiece! Well, it's good. It's okay. Kind of. It has good bits... --El Zoof 12:34, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For I added an image to Uluru, so I think it should be featured. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 17:53, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. --Kelpan 18:46, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. --Blah Blah Blah 19:17, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:56, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. FOR Beauty. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH 21:21, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:59, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For - LOL at renovation picture - David Gerard 13:17, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. So disrespectful! --L 17:23, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:24, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. "Visit South Australia and look at a rock." Priceless. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 19:55, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. yes, yes, yes. the question i have here is, why the hell would people want to look at a rock in a desert? now excuse me while I go back to working on helping book the trip to see Uluru --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. InfiniteMonkey 03:15, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For You know you shouldn't insult South Australia. It's full of serial killers. --Gijoel 06:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For--Dr. Fenwick 17:48, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For - Nice. One of the funniest articles I've read in a while, actually. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. For - Fantastically funny, but Uluru is in the Northern Territory, not South Australia. [1] See? Ikabu 04:50, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. For -- Hindleyite Converse 12:35, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. Urp --TKF 13:15, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  20. For--Thedukeofnuke 17:59, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Um... deliberate misinformation, Ikabu. Yeah. That sounds vaguely plausible. --El Zoof 08:19, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

PHNURR!

Vote: PHNURR!

Score: 2 Hooblefurzits og neesh

Nomination: Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens
For Votes: 9
  1. Nom and for- It's hamnab boing spof. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:51, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. I couldn't understand A WORD of it. I like it. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
  3. For - That's actually pretty funny, for nonsense -- Shadowlost - (T/C) -- 18:22, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For - a new foirm of nonsense! THIS IS HIGH ART, PEOPLE! (and won't generate twenty clones) - David Gerard 13:21, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:22, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. Funny, consistent, good pictures, funny. What's not to like? --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 17:46, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Genius. --Emmzee 14:08, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For--Dr. Fenwick 18:58, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For--Thedukeofnuke 18:01, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against Illogicopedia is that way. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:49, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against Too Jaberwocky style I'm afraid Randomator 22:18, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against Good, but not front page Good. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:45, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against, what? Good god, speak english, man! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:24, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against You've acctaully been banned from IRC for using that "word" Fluffy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:06, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Against I really think this page should be deleted, It is just one joke and It's not funny. It's Creator should read Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid--Mr.Huffy 11:35, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Against. What in the hell was Lord Fluffy thinking? More importantly, where can I get some?! Err, wait.... --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:06, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

David DeAngelo's Newsletter

Vote: David DeAngelo's Newsletter

Score: 3 desperate guys

Nomination: Medvedev 11:15, 4 April 2007 (UTC) (self)
For Votes: 5
  1. For - David Gerard 12:39, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - --AtomDsig.png 19:26, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For - - Zaui TALK MUN - 16:44, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:21, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. What the hell--Gubby 12:18, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against- Amusing but not side splitting. Plus it gave me a funny cock! --Gijoel 14:21, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against- Some good lines but not enough to make the feature --The Con Man 19:15, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Women

Vote: Women

Score: 13 furry pedophiles

Nomination: Women have mastered the kind exterior with a cold, heartless interior. Sure they may all seem like motherly, caring types, but don't you dare get that bitch angry. Or do dare and don't come whining to us when suddenly all your friends and family are under the impression that you're a furry pedophile.

RabbiTechno 18:36, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

For Votes: 15
  1. For Keitei at her best. Very funny, great article. RabbiTechno 18:36, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. for This is beautiful stuff. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH03:29, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Keitei did a good job. I wish I could do the same. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
  4. There are for the most part three kinds of female jokes: men-hating ones, self-deprecating ones, and pregnancy/motherhood/babies/children/whatever-related ones. This article has mostly the first at the beginning, a section or two of the second, and none of the third. Therefore, it seems unfinished to me. Oh, also menstruation jokes but those are just weird to the uninitiated. As for bitterness, that's just part of the joke. But whatevs. Obligated for as main contributor. --KATIE!! 17:44, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Vote granted as per IRC request. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 17:50, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Great bit of writing, for a girl. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 18:53, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Lord Fluffy approves. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:09, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For, this is like that song "Suffragette City"...about women...and "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am". -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:10, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. I saw a woman once. Naked. Then she screamed and shut the blinds. *sigh*. Chicks are always over-reacting like that. Frankly, it was so distracting that I forgot to masturbate. This is off the record, right? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:02, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. All nicely wrapped up with ribbons and bunting and shit. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 08:16, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Is funny. Matt lobster 09:34, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. I think I voted for this before, I made some witty comment about how women can't write goodly. Oh wait, no I was scared of what would happen to me. —Braydie 17:18, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. F♂R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:21, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. Unconditional support for and affirming hugs for all Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:08, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. Weak for.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:33, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. I just wish it got featured a little sooner. Like V-Day. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 16:11, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. --Kelpan 18:24, 4 April 2007 (UTC) Lacking in emotional stability.
    And your point is? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:47, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. --A little too bitter. -L 13:27, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
    And your point is? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:47, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
    Oh noes! She's got that look in her eye! Everybody scatter! /me gets the hell out of here. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:27, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Why am I in Canada?

Vote: Why am I in Canada?

Score: 14 hosers walk into a bar, eh?

Nomination: Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:53, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15
  1. NAF, just plane awesome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:53, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Why are you in Canada? --KATIE!! 20:08, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Braydie 21:14, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Why not, eh? --Kenvalyi 22:29, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:05, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 12:41, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:48, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For -- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:24, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 03:58, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. I just knew there had to be a reason I went there....~Jewriken.GIF 06:26, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:46, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. 'For --Scott 21:05, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. ForRandomator 21:10, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. ForWeasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 01:31, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:18, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. --Kelpan 23:25, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen

Vote: UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen

Score: 8 sauted and blackened airmen

Nomination: rev_zim 20:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. nomandfor Caught MSNBC.com with their weenies in the grammarchecker rev_zim 20:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 21:48, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. ~ Tophatsig 22:44, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:38, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Delicious! Kenvalyi 19:26, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:21, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. 4 --J M Hoffman 11:35, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For The truth is stranger than fiction. --Dr. Fenwick 21:37, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:17, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Google

Vote: Google

Score: 4.5 Evil Empires

Nomination: Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 17:52, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 8.5
  1. nomandfor I dont know why this hasnt been featured Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 17:52, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For It's a goodie. 142.167.153.107 20:47, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Should have been done ages ago. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 21:40, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Good enough. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox 07:53, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For We should do a reskin if this is featured. --General Insineratehymn 15:44, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For IM GAY User: OrangeMan 04:26, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. I second Insineratehymn suggestion For a reskin... and I'd like to add that we should all get ice cream --Kenvalyi 15:35, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:18, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. F-F-F-FOR Bitches -- RAHB 01:33, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. FOR!!!!!!Everyone must fight the EVIL EMPIRE! --Someguy 44 22:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Nice idea, but there's hardly anything funny in the actual text. I'd support a reskin, though. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 18:31, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. As Wehpudicabok. Not literally. Then there'd be two Wehpudicaboks. Wehpudicabokii...whatever. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:57, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. The plural of Wehpudicabok is... uh... actually I don't think there is one. Maybe Wehpudicaboks. Yeah, let's go with that. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 02:40, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  1. Against It's a good idea but it's not living up to its potential. It has the potential to be Jesus and die for our sins. Matt lobster 09:37, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. A☭AINST, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:16, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

so once and for all who is gunna help me make this reskin

Vote to Rally people to reskin
 
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The poll was created at 05:30 on April 5, 2007, and so far 49 people voted.

if you voted to help leave a message at my talk page Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 05:29, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Strongly worded letter

Vote: Strongly worded letter

Score: 12 impassioned screeds

Nomination: David Gerard 09:05, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14
  1. For. I giggled, then cackled, then laughed out loud. - David Gerard 09:05, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Madretsma 18:22, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Winstanley1 10:41, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:41, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. --Emmzee 13:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. --User:Madretsma
  7. Dear Rc, please feature this article. Yours, Hindleyite Converse 18:27, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:50, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Sounds like your average paypal employee GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 08:34, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Yep definately. It's great because it's completely unguided - I think most of the letters are from different people and they do manage to work together to provide a cross section snapshot of uncyclopedia. Aaadddaaammm 09:26, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. Dear Sir: Thank you for article, Strongly worded letter. Please be assurred that I am voting FOR said article, and will not be stopped from doing so, even at the risk of your threats. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:44, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Not bad at all --GAMESPOT=666 01:05, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. Okay... after much internal pondering I finally must vote for. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For
Against Votes: 2
  1. For againsting purpose. It sounds insulting that's all. Not very funny at all. Doesn't mean that it's not funny. It's funny but not that funny. Feureau 23:09, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against - It's devoid of a picture. I'm sure that someone could justify one picture in this article somehow. -- Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 17:35, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I read the entire thing, and I have no idea what any of it means. Could someone please explain it to me? I'm tempted to vote against but I feel I can't do so without understanding what the heck is going on. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 21:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
It's freeform, man. Aaadddaaammm 09:26, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Charles Dickens

Vote: Charles Dickens

Score: 11 Thieving Orphans

Nomination: Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 22:20, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. I nominated this a while ago, and it missed being front page by a hair's breadth. Therefore, I nom again. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 22:20, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. Notallright 22:58, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. FOR --- Brilliantly self-referential -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH15:19, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For -- 54x Icons-flag-nz F@H (XXXX!) 21:19, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 17:09, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For - David Gerard 09:09, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:53, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For May it lumber, slowly and with purpose, towards the happy land known as "Featured", as might a brontasaurus, whilst trying to catch a bus in central London, succeed in said aim, though it is undeniable that such a creature is seldom seen in the metropolis, though, on this fine spring morning, some might mistake a Brontosaurus for Mr. Catchpole, the manager of a local bank. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 08:20, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. It is the Best of Uncyclopedia, It is the worst of Uncyclopedia. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:50, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. Little Nell, fuck yeah!--Procopius 14:20, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For--Thedukeofnuke 17:59, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Sauce

Vote: Sauce

Score: 11 Maserati MC12s covered in sauce

Nomination: Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14
  1. For - A very funny article from current WotM candidate So So. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - David Gerard 12:18, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. And here I thought it was going to be sexual. --Emmzee 12:57, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For with sauce on" AtomDsig.png 18:46, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. /me puts on his "So So's Biggest Fan" shirt. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:40, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:03, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Mmmm.... sauce solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:10, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Sauce is Delicious! Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 17:36, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:06, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. --Andorin Kato 02:53, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. Wow. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:46, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For, saucy. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:36, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Sickens me. Not funny. What a pile of filth. Horrible. This is entertainment to you people? Pathetic. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:34, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. NoNoNoNoNoNoNo Madretsma 23:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against' Very funny except the Africa AIDs bit which is pathetic!Matt lobster 09:44, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Be at one with the universe‎

Vote: HowTo:Be at one with the universe‎

Score: 15 tinfoil sombreros

Nomination: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15
  1. SN+F. A...unique...Howto with audio that is also...unique. I've lost my mind. Nope, there it is. My bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - David Gerard 12:21, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:55, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. ForShandon 15:28, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. Brilliant. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:16, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. AtomDsig.png 15:05, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Oh, I am SO for this. Wonderful. --Andorin Kato 02:24, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. Awesomeness! [[User:T-Rex Poop| ([[Great Pumpkin|All Heil the Great Pumpkin]])]] 17:02, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. Organically 4 I luvz it. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH03:25, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For It taught me everything. Matt lobster 09:47, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. Strong For--Dr. Fenwick 16:56, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:59, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:51, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. Urp--TKF 13:12, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"

Vote: UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"

Score: 10

Nomination: Braydie 15:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13.5
  1. self nom and for Well, it got a good review, so I thought I'd stick it on here. —Braydie 15:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Agree, especially since I made the good review. I think it's an excellent news article. The addition of the handcuffed person at the end is gold. - Enzo Aquarius 00:22, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Sure. Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:30, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Yes. We've featured a lot of UnNews recently, but UnNewses like this keep them from burning out. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:43, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Of course, the likeliness of a Google employee's job to suck is much higher than that of an Apple employee, but I won't hold that against the article.StopTalkingToMyself
  6. For! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Fou-Lu 08:32, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. Well, this is a lot better than most of the stuff on vfh right now, so ForShandon 15:27, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For GAMESPOT=666 20:05, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. I absolutly refuse to say For on the grounds that it is redundant with the new system. Wait... AtomDsig.png 12:59, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For!! 209.244.31.36 23:21, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For, it was so entertaining, and I couldn't think of something to add. Catmaxy 22:45, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. TINC. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 19:29, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3.5
  1. --Kelpan 18:54, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. I don't get it. goshzillacorrespondence 14:56, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. I won't say it's not funny, per se. I will say it's not Feature quality. 205.162.208.33 03:57, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. MACS AND APPLE WILL SOON RULE THE WORLD, SO STOP TRYING TO FIGHT IT WITH ALL THESE STUPID ARTICLES!!!
    Unsigned. Plus, OTT? —Braydie 07:54, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against If the above is true and Macs and Apple really soon rule the world then I don't think I can vote for this article. I'm too scared. Matt lobster 09:51, 6 April 2007 (UTC)


Waltzing Matilda

Score: 11 Troopers mounting thoroughbreds

Nomination:
For Votes: 11
  1. Nom And For! I like to think I'm funny. --El Zoof 03:10, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. L 15:36, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:18, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:42, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. I'm not Australian, but I play one on TV. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:53, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. We Australians need something on the front page. Ikabu 09:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Kelpan 21:10, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! --Gijoel 16:28, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. FOR So amazingly accurate Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH03:41, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 03:46, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Uncyclopedia:Accuracy

Vote: Uncyclopedia:Accuracy

Score: 10 Citations

Nomination: Emmzee 09:33, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. Good quasi, needs to be featured. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  2. Must be featured. --General Insineratehymn 22:34, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:49, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:11, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For[citation needed] --El Zoof 04:15, 20 March 2007 (UTC)[citation needed]
  6. L 12:31, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For[citation needed] - ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 21:25, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:18, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For GAMESPOT=666 18:40, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For It's still up for VFH?[citation needed] Good article[citation needed]--Scott 21:07, 4 April 2007 (UTC)[citation needed]
  11. For--Thedukeofnuke 17:54, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. "Citation needed" gets really tired after a while[citation needed], and the text itself isn't all that[citation needed] Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:32, 21 March 2007 (UTC)[citation needed]

Previously Featured

Merde, She Wrote

Vote: Merde, She Wrote

Score: 16 Recently Dead Relatives

Nomination: Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
For Votes: 16
  1. SelfNom And For! People keep telling me this should be on VFH. So here it is. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 12:35, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For This new voting thing fucks with my head. I like it. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:50, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Sheer brilliance oozes from every pore of this article. --El Zoof 21:43, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Oui! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:28, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For - how did this miss last time? - David Gerard 12:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:43, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:11, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Shandon 15:10, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:00, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Finally read it, it's wonderful. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:25, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. 217.132.204.184 01:25, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Can't believe it took me so long to find this one. RabbiTechno 17:33, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. I think I read this before, but it deserves a vote based on title alone. -- KATIE!! 17:53, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Back of the net! Matt lobster 09:54, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For having laugh tracks on slaughters. —Braydie 17:13, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Martina Hingis

Vote: Martina Hingis

Score: 15 letters of adoration

Nomination: Kelpan 17:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16

Featuredrc (t) 05:48, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. nom Saw this on pee review and loved it. I believe it was also in PLS. Kelpan 17:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. for That is hilarious! Subtle and yet, frightening. --Smrt-guy 18:36, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For One of my very favorite articles from the Poo Lit. I thought for sure it would thrash the hell out of my article, but it didn't. And that's something of a shame. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:20, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Self-for. A lot of work went into this article. I got through three pairs of binoculars for a start. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:09, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. -Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:28, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:49, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. Oh my. GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 08:13, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For stalking greatness! Kenvalyi 15:56, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Winstanley1 15:16, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. It's so obsessive it's scary! -TKF 17:56, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. Very For - Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 20:36, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. Killer captions. --So So 13:11, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --Don alun 18:37, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:20, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. This is awesome. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 18:10, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. Fantastic. I'm glad I eventually got around to reading this. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:05, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against it's so obbssessivve that it's scary!!!Feureau 23:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Walgreens Drug Store

Vote: Walgreens Drug Store

Score: 13 Capitalistic Vampires on Methamphetamines

Nomination: - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16

FeaturedBraydie 08:24, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom and For I don't know if this was nominated before, if it was why did it not feature? anyone who's ever worked for a retail monster can relate - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For If it's not Walmart, it's Walgreens. --Hanyouman 05:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:33, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:06, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. ForBraydie 19:54, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:32, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Needs a tidy up with the images, but enough to make me laugh, and I've never heard of them. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 00:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Sucks, in a good way --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:21, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For I used to work at a Walgreens. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 20:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. FORE! I like it! - Enzo Aquarius 21:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. F☭R, Might as well since it is forgotten 'bout. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:21, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Mhaille never hearing of Walgreens. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:26, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. Fur, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:14, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. For, per Zombiebaron. --Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:43, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:14, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against Surely we have better targets to make fun of then this?--Agh 04:47, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. against. the intro kills it. goshzillacorrespondence 00:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. --Kelpan 21:41, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • C☭MMENT, I redid the images in question. Better but not great. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 01:42, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé

Score: +13.5 Stolen Mattel Merchandise

Featuredrc (t) 07:32, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

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