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Revision as of 20:45, March 22, 2007

Top 3 of February:
Nuremberg Rally, You Are Dead
and Civil War!
  • Vote for an article you find excellent. Please add new nominations on the top.
    • Initial nominations do not count as a vote For. Please use "Nomination and For" or some iteration thereof if you wish to vote for your nomination.
    • When voting For or Against, please change the score number accordingly—this saves a lot of time later.
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    • Nonsigned votes and votes without timestamps will be struck out, so make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or press the "your signature with timestamp" button (Button sig) above the edit box.
    • When nominating an article, the template Template:VFH should be added to the end of the article using {{VFH}}. Anything you add {{VFH}} to also shows up in Category:Feature nomination.
  • Failed VFH nominations should only be archived/removed by the sysops who pay attention to this sort of thing.
  • Previous featured articles can be found on the archive pages.
  • Voters: don't be dicks and do be constructive with criticism. Writers: Don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
  • Articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are eligible for VFH. Votes against articles based on namespace prejudice will be discarded.
  • If your article doesn't make it to the front page, don't despair. It may be eligible to be Quasi-featured so long as it meets certain criteria.
THIS IS A VOTE, NOT A DISCUSSION. If you feel the need to whine or start flamewars please do it HERE.
Violators of this policy will be Eye Beam'd.



Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must spend at least one week on Pee Review before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

VFH IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

NEW VOTE SYSTEM TRYOUT: We're trying out a new way to vote. See template:Vote for instructions, and leave comments at Forum:Template:Vote.


Hammer Head Shark

Vote: Hammer Head Shark

Score: 1 ∞

Nomination: Lejeuneking 13:35, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Self Nom For - User:Lejeuneking I like to believe that I have Humor seeping from my fingertips.. It Might be long-winded might suck ass but I think it's funny with every fiber of my soul. Lejeuneking 13:35, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Giant enemy crab

Vote: Giant enemy crab

Score: 1 Weaks points hit for massive damage

Nomination: User:Megamanfanx7 8:33, 22 Match 2007
For Votes: 1
  1. For - User:Megamanfanx7
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Sauce

Vote: Sauce

Score: 4 Maserati MC12s covered in sauce

Nomination: Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For - A very funny article from current WotM candidate So So. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - David Gerard 12:18, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. And here I thought it was going to be sexual. --Emmzee 12:57, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For with sauce on" AtomDsig.png 18:46, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

HowTo:Be at one with the universe‎

Vote: HowTo:Be at one with the universe‎

Score: 2 tinfoil sombreros

Nomination: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. SN+F. A...unique...Howto with audio that is also...unique. I've lost my mind. Nope, there it is. My bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - David Gerard 12:21, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship

Vote: HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship

Score: 4 starships created

Nomination: Enzo Aquarius 00:27, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. self nom and for - Received a good review and has been underworks for quite some time. Now that it is basically 'done', I think it's time to put it up for VFH.
  2. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:55, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Tip: if you want to get featured consider bribing your nearest admin with tasty weaselpudge or possibly just ASPLODE!!! all the other competition Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 05:55, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Not a Star Trek fan, but I am a fan of this article. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:40, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"

Vote: UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"

Score: 1

Nomination: Braydie 15:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. self nom and for Well, it got a good review, so I thought I'd stick it on here. —Braydie 15:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Agree, especially since I made the good review. I think it's an excellent news article. The addition of the handcuffed person at the end is gold. - Enzo Aquarius 00:22, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. --Kelpan 18:54, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Merde, She Wrote

Vote: Merde, She Wrote

Score: 4 Recently Dead Relatives

Nomination: Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
For Votes: 4
  1. SelfNom And For! People keep telling me this should be on VFH. So here it is. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 12:35, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For This new voting thing fucks with my head. I like it. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:50, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Sheer brilliance oozes from every pore of this article. --El Zoof 21:43, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Oui! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:28, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For - how did this miss last time? - David Gerard 12:24, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Waltzing Matilda

Score: 3 Troopers mounting thoroughbreds

Nomination:
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom And For! I like to think I'm funny. --El Zoof 03:10, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. L 15:36, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:18, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

Score: 0 PBC(peanut butter cup)s

Nomination: Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom And For! I like the article in general, it's nice and clean, the content is nice, and it's easy to read. And I like peanut butter cups in general, too! All it needs is a Pee Review and some more content, and we got ourselves a fine-quality article! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I like the article in general, it's nice and clean, the content is nice, and it's easy to read. And I like peanut butter cups in general, too! All it needs is a Pee Review and some more content, and we got ourselves a fine-quality article! In other words - not yet. --El Zoof 02:45, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Maybe there could be a HowTo centering on or about PBC's. PBC is an abbreviation of peanut butter cup. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer

In what way is Snickers satisfying?

Vote: In what way is Snickers satisfying?

Score: 3 Satisfying Snickers Bars

Nomination: General Insineratehymn 22:41, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. This received a really good pee review and I was wondering if it could do well on VFH. --General Insineratehymn 22:41, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:49, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. --AtomDsig.png 20:58, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. In what way is a FOR vote satisfying? --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
Against Votes: 1
  1. Weak against. L 12:36, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Accuracy

Vote: Uncyclopedia:Accuracy

Score: 7 Citations

Nomination: Emmzee 09:33, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Good quasi, needs to be featured. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  2. Must be featured. --General Insineratehymn 22:34, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:49, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:11, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For[citation needed] --El Zoof 04:15, 20 March 2007 (UTC)[citation needed]
  6. L 12:31, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For[citation needed] - ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 21:25, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:18, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. "Citation needed" gets really tired after a while[citation needed], and the text itself isn't all that[citation needed] Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:32, 21 March 2007 (UTC)[citation needed]

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Vote: What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Score: 11 paragraphs

Nomination: L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:43, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For--Dr. Fenwick 01:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:48, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:06, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For InfiniteMonkey 04:35, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. AtomDsig.png 21:26, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:33, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. Ultimate Three-pronged for. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  10. For - David Gerard 12:27, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For - Phantom Grammar 13:36, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0
  1. against
Comments

This article predates the HowTo namespace... --L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

William Faulkner

Vote: William Faulkner

Score: 4 viewpoints

Nomination: Another one of my "style joke" articles. For this one, I actually read As I Lay Dying just to write it. -- Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 01:53, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 01:53, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For I actually get this joke. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Hogwild (talk • contribs)
  3. For-Well done.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 15:56, 19 March 2007 (UTC) - Diff, yeah?Braydie 15:03, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:48, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Anal glands

Vote: Anal glands

Score: 4.5 pounds of yellowish putrid matter

Nomination: Codiene gave me a Goatse Ninjastar for this when I wrote it, and its sat on Pee Review for a while so what the heck. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:55, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:55, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Self Nom and FOR.
  2. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:47, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Intelligently tasteless. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:18, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Sometimes you need good bathroom humor. --64.75.74.10 12:24, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. L 12:32, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

One Out of Ten Doctors

Vote: One Out of Ten Doctors

Score: 10 out of 10 doctors

Nomination: Braydie 03:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. Braydie 03:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dr. Finnegan advised me not to say "FU BRAYDIE", and so far my rage is consuming my soul! Thanks, Dr. Finnegan! --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 04:22, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. L 04:43, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Approved by one out of 10 uncyclopedians. -- 54x Icons-flag-nz F@H (XXXX!) 07:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. Funny, ten out of ten times --Kenvalyi 17:06, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Sure 76.102.67.189 23:47, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Crap, sorry, that was me. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:53, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For! Definitely gets 1 star from me! --El Zoof 01:07, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:01, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. AtomDsig.png 21:33, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. HA! Now there's 11 positive votes! Great article, too. --Andorin Kato 01:12, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against --Hogwild 04:30, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against --Agh 15:01, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

As of this edit, there are ten votes, one of which disagrees. Coincidence? --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 20:23, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Heh. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:07, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement

Vote: HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement

Score: 10 delicious burritos FOR ONLY $0.99!!!

Nomination: A great article, runner up in the most recent PLS
For Votes: 11
  1. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Braydie 04:02, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:19, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 07:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR ONLY $0.99 Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 08:00, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:08, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. After agonizing week after week in English class, waiting for everyone in the class to understand what a thesis was and how one was made, where I had already grasped this fairly simple concept in the grade previous. As a side note, more recently everyone had forgotten what a thesis was in class. But I'm rambling. This is good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:58, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Should be distributed to all schools, everywhere, as it couldn't possibly lower the standard of edumacation. --El Zoof 04:40, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. 4 Utterly brilliant, even when presented to a critical audience such as my AP English class. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH 16:18, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, even though I don't like Taco Bell. Nice "subliminal messaging". --Andorin Kato 01:16, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. Haha. --KATIE!! 14:08, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. 'Not FunnyAgh ---17:00, 21 March 2007 (UTC)


Baby Seal

Vote: Baby Seal

Score: 10 creatures of pure evil

Nomination: The man with no legitimate user page --Agoistheman 05:34, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13
  1. herr doktor needsAV2 Rocket [scream!] 00:50, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  3. -- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 03:41, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:45, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For of clubs--Kenvalyi 16:57, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. On behalf of the Guild of Seal Clubbers, to spread knowledge about this threat to humanity. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 21:44, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For--Jew1234 04:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. I hadn't realised how much work had been done on this page since I last saw it. For. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:06, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For, because I made the images.--Sethyboy 04:29, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. --Kelpan 19:08, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. Iron Forge, my concept.--Sharfin 22:02, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:55, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. Fur{Because baby seals are a scourge upon this earth}--Cuntmaster5000 01:41, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against AghAgh 00:36, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. 'Against Whoa, baby seals are really from hell. Didn't see that one coming-yeah right. Oialaaa 02:26, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against Hogwild 02:29, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Newspeak

Vote: Newspeak

Score: '7.5 Doubleplusgood duckspeaker'

Nomination: A random but long-time IP browser 212.219.142.161 13:34, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 10.5
  1. Nominating this article - great examples of Newspeak that got me laughing for some time, but - more importantly - confused over how to actually speak a language for a good hour or so. Appears to have been Pee Reviewed positively in the Discussion area. 212.219.142.161 13:34, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. herr doktor needsAV2 Rocket [scream!] 14:39, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Great... I mean, doubleplusgood.InfiniteMonkey 17:25, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Not sure where the .5 is from, but eh. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 18:57, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Doubleplusgood. Swordmaster 20:46, 15 March 2007 (UTC) (BTW, the .5 came from the IP nomination.)
  6. --Kenvalyi 00:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. Doubleplusgood My Belly feel fullwise Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 01:03, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. 4 --L 07:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For make country goodspeak fullwise. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  10. For-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:49, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:46, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:39, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against. Surely there's more to nineteen eighty-four than this. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against Newmath is far better. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:34, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against Unreadable crap. --Agh 04:48, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
comment-incomprehensibility is the entire *point* of Newspeak. That's like complaining that the article on dyslexia has words where the letters are in the wrong order. InfiniteMonkey 04:39, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Manfred Mann

Vote: Manfred Mann

Score: 9.5 corpses found

Nomination: Agh 01:13, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11.5
  1. Nom and For This is one of the most hilarious articles I've ever read. --Agh 01:13, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. half-for because it's good but also (what pp said^) - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 11:28, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. ½F☭R, as well. It's got what it needs but not. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:26, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:47, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Needs development. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 00:41, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For - We do not feature enough band articles, and this is one of the best. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:35, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For-Retrofuture42 17:22, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For --71.246.184.162 03:12, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For-This literally made me laugh out loud.--74.68.52.133 23:13, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Hogwild 04:34, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Oialaaa 11:26, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For- Still needs a little development but funny. --Grandfunkr 12:20, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --64.75.74.10 14:43, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against Needs development. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:22, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against - good start, but not yet - David Gerard 12:31, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Walgreens Drug Store

Vote: Walgreens Drug Store

Score: 9 Capitalistic Vampires on Methamphetamines

Nomination: - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Nom and For I don't know if this was nominated before, if it was why did it not feature? anyone who's ever worked for a retail monster can relate - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For If it's not Walmart, it's Walgreens. --Hanyouman 05:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:33, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:06, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. ForBraydie 19:54, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:32, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Needs a tidy up with the images, but enough to make me laugh, and I've never heard of them. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 00:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Sucks, in a good way --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:21, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For I used to work at a Walgreens. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 20:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against Surely we have better targets to make fun of then this?--Agh 04:47, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. against. the intro kills it. goshzillacorrespondence 00:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • C☭MMENT, I redid the images in question. Better but not great. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 01:42, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Grue's Clues

Vote: Grue's Clues

Score: 10 corpses found

Nomination: User:Mustkillroy
For Votes: 14
  1. Nom and For This article is hilarious. -- Mustkillroy
  2. For: Okay, so this has been nommed before and people have used the Grue meme as a reason to vote against the article in the past, but I don't feel that should have any influence on voting what-so-ever this time. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:25, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Should've been featured last time, grues or no. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 02:14, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Funny. --Naughty Budgie 06:08, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 11:24, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F?R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:24, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, although the bit about the human cast should be trimmed down. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For - I used to watch Blues Clues, and this is possibly the best rip on it I have ever seen. Capercorn 01:19, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:27, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For - Now THIS is parody... --AAA! (AAAA) 09:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Again...--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 04:57, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Yes. Genius. Ekashp 03:50, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Yes! YESYESYESYES! Please feature this article! It's HILARIOUS! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer
Against Votes: 4
  1. Weak against. It starts out good, but falls flat. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  2. No. if (title.indexOf("grue") != -1) {voteAgainst();}Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 18:14, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. NO. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. 'Against Haven't we had enough of grues? Agh] --Agh 17:01, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Forgot to log in earlier, will fix above thing. Capercorn 22:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé

Score: +9.5 Stolen Mattel Merchandise

Previously Featured

The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones

Vote: The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones

Score: 11 Fabs

Nomination: Me --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:54, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13

Featuredrc (t) 07:21, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. I am self nomming an article I wrote. It's been on Pee Review for a week and had favorable self-feedback, also by me. What can I say? It's a sad and beautiful world. Yes. I can say that. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:54, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Brilliant. I love it. However, the tracklisting isn't that great and could do with a bit of trimming (except for the track I'm about to add). -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:36, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. I like it --GAMESPOT=666 22:53, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. FOR - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:06, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR --Kenvalyi 01:00, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. for the tracklist is my favorite --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 05:23, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. Braydie 08:02, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Yeah, yeah, yeah --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 10:04, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:26, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For GREAT! MAKE ONE FOR FRANKENSTEIN Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 06:30, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:47, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. Fur. Trout ----OEJ 22:28, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:38, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Ehh, no. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  2. Nobody cares about the Beatles.--Oialaaa 11:29, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Dracula

Vote: UnBooks:Dracula

Score: 12 plastic fangs

Nomination: Brillant work as usual, a great spoof...Mel Brooks would be proud-Retrofuture42 21:53, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12

Featuredrc (t) 07:57, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. For-Retrofuture42 21:53, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Pointed satire. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 01:38, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. This article sucks... BLOOD! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:41, 17 March 2007
  4. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:31, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Nice one. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:15, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:43, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 07:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
    8. Huh, I thought I had already voted. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:58, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
    Err... you did. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:03, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. InfiniteMonkey 04:37, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Finally a story that makes my life appear most exciting, by comparison. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:14, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. -- herr doktor needsAV2 Rocket [scream!] 20:51, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. Fu... er, for. --El Zoof 23:18, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For - David Gerard 07:43, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Tachyon

Score: +15.5 linear accelerators funded

Featuredrc (t) 05:03, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom + For Quality of the purest and most classical kind. {{RabbiTechno 19:18, 7 March 2007 (UTC)}}
  • For- A lot of hard work was put into this article. And funny.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:52, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. How about an illustration of a tachyon, though? Or maybe one of those weird squiggle-line diagrams of the sort produced by particle colliders? InfiniteMonkey 22:49, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR Beautiful Quantum mechanics. I do agree that it needs a weird picture, though. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH 04:46, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, great stuff.--Nydas 14:36, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 17:20, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 18:50, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • for. the oppening paragraph isn't great, i was gonna vote against, but after the table of contents it was suddenly really good - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:44, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:22, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For- Pretty funny stuff. -- Rei 00:15, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:09, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:25, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Brilliant. --Kelpan 19:27, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For the geeky phunnies --Kenvalyi 20:09, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --134.117.254.250 14:22, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For more tricked out particles -- 54x Icons-flag-nz F@H (XXXX!) 07:36, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

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