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HowTo:Start a Religion
Score: +2 male gods demanding your money
- Nom and for Hah. This is seriously one of the funniest things I've EVER seen on this website. I lol'd for a good minute there. --love, gustav talk at menope 03:33, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. I was the primary writer of this article, so that stands to reason. User:InfiniteMonkey did a lot for this article as well.
Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 03:35, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --~
03:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Ronald Mcdonald
Score: +20
- Nom and For Funniest shit i ever heard--Kau67 03:29, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Please delete this page
Score: +6 Votes for Deletion
- For I was laughing to no end reading this article, and thus this article must be featured. -- 09:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For.--Procopius 14:45, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 15:12, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- DeleteThis page is crap and needs to be featur-umm, deleted right now.--Yoshi-TRM 17:36, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:42, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For deletion. I mean, honestly, self reference is never funny except when it is. Like here. --El Zoof 21:19, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Hooray, one of my non-UnNews articles got nommed. Thanks to everyone that improved it by the way. --Composure1 02:01, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
- Against. Sorry, Composure, but predictable articles like these are getting old. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 02:02, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
- Against because I agree with Wehpudicabok. --~
03:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
The Wall
Score: -1 Goddamn Bricks in the Wall
- Nom and ForI think this article is pretty good. The track listing is definitley the best part.--Yoshi-TRM 03:35, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- Weak against. The track listing is funny, but the rest of the article needs a clean-up.--Procopius 14:45, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- No --~ 03:29, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Moses
Score: +5
- Self nom and For - Honorable Mention in PLS. —Braydie 19:25, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- Strong for. Terrific.--Procopius 14:45, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Good stuff champ. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:57, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:30, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl.
Score: +8 sissy boys crying
- Nom and For - LoL, dark humour but still really funny --Uncle J 13:22, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. I laughed in spite of myself.--Procopius 16:12, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --GAMESPOT=666 17:12, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For The audio is FANTASTIC too. =P --love, gustav talk at menope 20:20, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- Weak for. --L 03:14, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Yoshi-TRM 03:16, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Terrific. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 05:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:30, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
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- For Great idea! For me, the concept alone is enough to merit a featured status. Brilliant HTML work, i'm scanning through the source code right now; this must've taken you a while,
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- This isn't a self-nom, if you were thinking that. Direct your praise to User:Ben DeRoy. --L 03:10, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --
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- For —Braydie 13:07, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 13:39, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- Against Simply repeating the colors red and blue do not equal 3D, even with the glasses - just a head ache. Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP•
- Against Per Lady PP.--Procopius 15:12, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. The article has great depth. -- Vosnul 16:13, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- Comment — To really work, what this needs is a genuine overlap of the words, or at least of most of the picutes (like the Wikipedia one). Any way to do this without resorting to using nothing but images? —Lenoxus 00:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- Against - Sorry but its a one trick pony. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 00:48, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For, despite the fact that i could not read it because I have no 3-D glasses. --love, gustav talk at menope 19:10, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Mae Zedong
Score: +9 Party members rising- N&F - A work of art. Great idea, well executed, and some very nice images too. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 19:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- Self-For. The opening quote is Mhaille's, BTW.--Procopius 19:41, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. I wasn't involved at all in this page. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:17, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Yes. Oh, yes. R 21:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- For The first true lol of an article in a while. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Brilliant. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 00:53, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Mae West would've contracted and died of AIDS had she lived past 1980. Sorry I didn't light your fire mhaille. --AmericanBastard 01:17, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For, although I am disappointed to see so many red links in a Procopius article. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:20, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- Comment. Me, too. They're fixed now.--Procopius 16:45, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie 00:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
MacBook
Score: +6 witches' prophecies- Self-nom and For -- It's been Pee-Reviewed twice, both times with high praise, and I think it's as good as I can possibly make it by this point. I think it's ready for the big time. I hope thou art in agreement. -- #1_ALF_FAN 15:03, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For-The only complaint that I have right now is that it's too one-linery at times.--Yoshi-TRM 17:22, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - Love it, though I agree with Yoshi-TRM. Funny, though! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Smrt-guy (talk • contribs) dif
- F☭R, 22:32, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. You seem to be Windows compatible, though your beards suggest otherwise.--Procopius 15:19, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - David Gerard 14:00, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Translation
Score: +2... something- Nom+For: That one wrote, logically of the article of Uncyclopedia. Applause! --El Zoof 02:30, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, 22:35, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For: Great idea is an article. -- Rei 17:12, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- Weak against. Good idea, funny in parts, but needs one more good edit.--Procopius 15:21, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
The Justice League
Score: +3 secret identities- Self Nom and For. --~ 01:31, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, 22:39, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- Weak Against - Its funny, but the chops are terrible.--THE (NOT SO NOBLE) ZEROTROUSERS 06:51, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. I said I'd give you my For for this article, there it is!! --AmericanBastard 05:45, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - --Uncle J 13:27, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- Against. I like the photos; I think the text needs more -- background? Mythology, maybe?--Procopius 15:27, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For I think it has chance as a favoraite. Seriously, It's just a hilarious idea of our president and others based on the justice league comic.--Imaginarykid2706:35 18 Febuary 2007 (UTC)
- Comment is that a comment of a for? --~ 18:26, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- Comment Added. Sorry, i'm new to this awsome home .--Imaginarykid2712:55, 18 Febuary 2007 (UTC)
- Comment is that a comment of a for? --~
Mental illness
Score: +12! Mheh mheh mheh cluck!- Nom and For - Winner of the Noob category in the PLS that has just passed. —Braydie 22:51, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Ayup. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:57, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:01, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, It's true. 03:24, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- Dah dah dah dah dah dah, For? Dah. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:36, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:04, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Total menthol disruption. --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 20:26, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For It beat my article fair & square. It RAWKS! Smrt-guy 22:07, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- Mild for. --L 03:38, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- AAAhh....,.. Oh yeah, and for. goshzillacorrespondence 23:18, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Best Noob article I read in the PLS.--Procopius 15:30, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For I thought it was pretty good. Mheh, mheh.--Yoshi-TRM 03:23, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
HowTo:Live in an RPG
Score: +13 Frost Damage to Undead and Cabbages- Nom and For I found this one especially tickled my funny bone. It has great images, lost of jokes, and a good concept. Looks good to me. --love, gustav talk at menope 21:05, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Utterly hilarious. God, I'm such a geek... -- Rei 01:04, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 01:07, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, Even though it didn't tell me a damn thin' 'bout livin' in an RPG. 03:28, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- FOR, I wrote it a long time ago and decided to publish here in uncyclo' just to make some people laugh a little. I wasn't expecting a nomination. Thanks Gustavo! --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 12:38, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:08, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Great stuff...but really nerdy! Smrt-guy 23:19, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
for 38/40 Famitsu score.19:24, 15 February 2007 (UTC)Unsigned vote.
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:51, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Kelpan 21:46, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- For, even though I know nothing about video games that aren't Pro Evo Soccer. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 23:33, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- For great justice! Wait, wrong genre. Um. Have I lost an eighth? --El Zoof 02:37, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Really good.--Lt. Wyoming 04:35, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. I remember when Ultima IV was cutting edge . . . sigh . . . but nice to know people still don't lock things in RPGs.--Procopius 15:33, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Dancing mushrooms are funny. --Naughty Budgie 08:49, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire
Score: +10 damn times that Squiggle has gone and put a really, really long title on a page. I mean, really, it just goes on forever and ever...- Nom & For: I submit to you another PLS entry, winner in the "Best Illustrated Article" category, from Squiggle himself. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:21, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Even though it beat my Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes it still deserves to be featured. --Composure1 20:48, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For, obviously.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:14, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. I was going to nom this, but I forgot. (Sorry Squig!) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:46, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For, although I didn't just pee it for self nomination - I wanted it checked over after I saw RadX's review, which included this: "I think we have a winner in Captain Petey, though, as an article it's not fantastic." But yeah, the nomination is appreciated. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:01, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, 03:28, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- 4rrr. --L 04:46, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:16, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie 15:54, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. And Squiggle's only in his teen years -- we're doomed when the younger generation gets to the workplace.--Procopius 15:38, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Honesty
Score: +11 votes, honest- Nom & For: another PLS entry; winner in the "Best Article" category. Definitely deserves to make it on the front page. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:37, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:06, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For It's tradition! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:52, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, 03:30, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Honestly, this is good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:41, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:18, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Rocks, and to a lesser extent, rolls. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:50, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For This article fixed my car. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 12:08, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie 15:57, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- "Against". Alright, I lied.--Procopius 15:41, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For I'm not gonna lie, this is great stuff. --Yoshi-TRM 03:25, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Nuremberg Rally
Score: +21 Dead Nazis- Nom and For Another PLS entry. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:57, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For, brilliantly done article, wipes the floor with articles like Nazi and Fascism.--Nydas 09:12, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. A pun I wish I'd thought of.--<<
>> 12:55, 11 February 2007 (UTC)--<<>> 12:55, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:19, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - awesome. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:25, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah...wish *I'd* thought of that pun......hang on a minute.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 20:05, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- -yeah, thank you Mhaille!--Shandon 15:58, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:45, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- Ja gets a big thumbs up and a Sieg Heil. ~
10:16, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- For...risked with a different style, glad somebody liked it--Shandon 15:58, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- FOR anything with Nazis or puns is generally hilarious. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 17:41, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- Das ist gut. Heil! Whiteside pie4eva!!! I LIKE PIE TOO!
18:59, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For I voted for it in PLS, but the other judges were all, "Get out of our category!", so I was all, "Whatever!" I sure told them.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:47, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- ForFabulous idea, very well written --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:03, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For -- This article is coming down the home stretch, and the finish line's in sight! -- #1_ALF_FAN 14:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- Wündebar!!!. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 14:49, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie 15:59, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Sieg HEIL!!! Up it goes! The Humbled Master 03:45, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - ”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 14:00, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For.--Procopius 15:44, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- Pretty Good Schtuff. Definitley clever.--Yoshi-TRM 03:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Jsemmens 21:44, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Protect and Survive
Score: +15 Rad- Nom and For. Fundlebuggian hilarity. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 23:24, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For PROTECT AND SURVIVE! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:15, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- Weak for. --L 03:54, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. A thoroughly informative document, which will be of as much use as any other when the bombs fall. El Zoof 04:53, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- For a great satire on the pointlessness of nuclear war. Loved the line "We made it! Now it's just us and the cockroaches!" -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:29, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Oh freakin hell Wehpudicabok! I was gonna nom this...you know, eventually. --Anyone 14:23, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- Comment. Nyah nyah nyah. ;) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:57, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. ~ 16:41, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:33, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- F☭r, 19:41, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:07, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:33, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- Yes. --Emmzee 21:33, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- Hell yeah. REALLY FUNNY.--Xzeta 21:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. It reminds me of growing up in the 50's. Except I didn't grow up in the 50's. And I didn't grow up. What were we talking about?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:49, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- Strong for. This is why HF is Writer of the Year.--Procopius 15:52, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Movie Trailer Announcer Guy
Score: +13 Thumbs Up- Self nom and for. I put a lot of hard work into this article, to make it look like a movie trailer. I think everybody will get the jokes. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 22:41, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. This looks a lot like Me, except it doesn't suck. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:00, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 23:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:53, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. I've been watching this one since it was started, and it's come a long way. <baritone>It will be featured.</baritone> Nice job, PF4Eva! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 07:13, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Perhaps a few too many quotes in the way, but other than that, quite funny. ;) -- Rei 23:13, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- Against. The only funny part was the Youtube vid. --So So 02:56, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:31, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- against - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:02, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- Rated R for foR Very good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:31, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For It's original, and well executed --GAMESPOT=666 01:31, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Very well done article. Dork Lord
- For. ~ 21:33, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Helped out on this one Retrofuture42 13:43, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Coming soon to a front page near you. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:50, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- Weak for. The yellow text is VERY hard to read. Otherwise, good work.--Procopius 15:59, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion
Score: +20 Cranky Swallows- Self nom & for. Well, obviously *I* think it's funny... El Zoof 00:33, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- Foooooormp. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 00:34, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - I was actually coming to this page to nominate it, and just put the vfh notice on it - David Gerard 00:37, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - For God's sake! This is funny! It's gneomI 05:09, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 08:36, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Why would anyone want to stop playing the accordion? But it's a good article, because mostly it's about learning to play. Rogpyvbc 08:45, 8 February 2007 (UTC) (an accordion player)
- For - perfect piece of misdirection. I like this a lot.--Nydas 12:12, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For! - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Agree with Nydas. --Anyone 18:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Agree with Rogpyvbc. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Funny.--Shas 06:12, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Well done. I think we'll be seeing more good things from El Zoof in the future. -- Rei 23:16, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:19, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- Against. I like the concept, but the writing lacks focus. --So So 02:52, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- Comment on So So THATS THE HOLE POINT!.--Shas 03:13, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- Spelling
erectionCorrection- not hole, whole. Sorry.--Shas 03:15, 10 February 2007 (UTC) - For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:36, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:29, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For--Jsemmens 17:24, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, 03:31, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For FUNNY AS HELL!!! Up it goes! The Humbled Master 03:54, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- ForI likes it. And might as well break the three-way tie for feature tomorrow.--Yoshi-TRM 22:37, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Easy target, but funny regardless.--Procopius 16:02, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Set the damn thing on Fire!!!!! Weasel 3689 12:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece
Score: +15 Peasants Shot- Nom and Strong For Sparkling brilliance. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:15, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Penispenispenis. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:46, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
- For a masterstroke of literature, en par with Milton, Swift or some other drunken author of ages past. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 15:30, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 23:45, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:48, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Anyone 14:49, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment I don't get it, what's so funny? -- 23:41, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Thackeray is GOD!!! The Humbled Master 02:57, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Very good quality writing. --Composure1 05:34, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 13:27, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Noel Coward --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:15, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- for <Mhaille> <shouts and waves arms>VOTE FOR http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH#UnBooks:The_Adventures_of_Baron_Ringpiece Sliferjam ~ This is my new signature. Cool huh? 14:04, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- PUBLISH! This is what an unbook should be. genuinely funny and expertly written - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:46, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Splendidly crafted and charmingly vulgar. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:29, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
- For--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:24, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
- Against Certainly funny in many places, but too much (well-written) filler for the front page, in my opinion. -- Rei 23:41, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - because the Bad Book is a bad place (and the article is pimp.) --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:45, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- against -- 00:38, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- Foursome. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 19:13, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:49, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- Against. I don't get it. goshzillacorrespondence 19:22, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
Score: +18 Sunni Skies- N+F - a simple joke, but worked out very thoroughly and nicely - David Gerard 08:38, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- Up For. (and a quarter). BerogenVFH 12:31, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Soon to be a TV movie starring Omar Sharif as Prisoner #426 and Ernest Borgnine as Dick Cheney. True story.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:30, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- For It's true! The Humbled Master 04:09, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:08, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For InfiniteMonkey 05:39, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Composure1 20:54, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:41, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For-- Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:18, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. Nice article. General Tso's Chicken 02:59, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 01:27, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:46, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Kazpc21 15:31, 30 January 2007
- For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:00, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
- For InfiniteMonkey 18:38, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Uncle J 22:28, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Yepper.--Procopius 16:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. goshzillacorrespondence 19:19, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Previously FeaturedCivil War
Score: +20 decidedly civil conflicts among upstanding citizensFeatured —rc (t) 08:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- Nom and For PLS entry. —rc (t) 00:39, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For What more can I say? What more can i say? What more can i do? I give this all to you. I know this much is true. My Life. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:10, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- Yessir -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:54, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie 03:01, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. This article got more laughs while I was reviewing than any other article.--<<>> 03:54, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:09, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:41, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. To vote otherwise would be uncivil.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:39, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. ~ 10:21, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - It's gneomI 21:18, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- Jolly good, wot. Pleasant war we're having, eh, old chum? Swordmaster 21:43, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Bluepaladin 02:33, 13 February 2007 (UTC) This is a kickass article
- For, one of my favorite PLS entries (besides my own). --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:19, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, 03:31, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- Strong For, this article is great --Uncle J 04:01, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Ethereal 17:19, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Although I hate to be a pedant (that's a lie, I can't get enough of it), the English Civil War, preceded the Act of Union by 50-odd years, so "British" is wrong. I'll correct this unfortunate error. Great article though. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 00:37, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Good day, sir! If may say, you look like the type of fellow who would CENSORED a guy up the CENSORED while giving the courtesy of a reach around.--Procopius 15:49, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For My good man, do be so civil as to -- INCOMING!!! Up it goes! The Humbled Master 21:00, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Wow, a good explanation for a big part of history. MoosePie 00:34, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Google Middle Earth
Score: +18 Númenorean CartographersFeatured —rc (t) 08:05, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
- Nomandfor -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 17:42, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
- Weak against -- Terribly sorry, but this just won't do. Not so much for the content as it is for the formatting. That can really make or break an article. Fix that, and I'll reconsider. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:29, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie at 19:05, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
- yes sir, thank ya' sir. You ever drunk baileys from a shoe? - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:11, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
- FOR This is very, very good, out of what could have been very clichéd. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:43, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
- For I love it Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. Didn't I vote for this before? Didn't I see that woman before? Wasn't this guy alive when I went to sleep?--Procopius 03:51, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:31, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
- This was one of my first articles, I think from Most Wanted...so obligatory For and e|m|c, you are free to change the formatting if you like--Shandon 23:30, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
- Comment: this was on Most Wanted? Really? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 06:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- The reason the Internet was invented. Except for porn. --Emmzee 14:27, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:43, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
- For---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:42, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
- For-Retrofuture42 19:30, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
- Weak for. Wonderful idea, and brilliantly written, but I've been hesitant to vote for it because it seems like there's more you can do with the idea (the same reason I didn't nom it when it was first written). I still think that, but I also think it's great as is. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 06:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For Gondor! --UtarEmpire 11:19, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- For -- Those are some top-notch funny images. -- Rei 23:32, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, 20:02, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- For - It's gneomI 21:21, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
*For------being so sillyUnsigned vote.--<<>> 12:42, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For. I liked it when I first read it ages ago. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:46, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- For ...one search engine to bring them all and in the darkness BIND THEM!!! Up it goes! The Humbled Master 03:54, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
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