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Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must spend at least one week on pee review before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

VANITY REGULATION: Articles that meet the criteria for vanity may not be nominated.

VFH IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.


Mental illness

Score: +3 Mheh mheh mheh!

HowTo:Live in an RPG

Score: +3 Frost Damage to Undead and Cabbages
  • Nom and For I found this one especially tickled my funny bone. It has great images, lost of jokes, and a good concept. Looks good to me. --love, gustav talk at menope 21:05, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Utterly hilarious. God, I'm such a geek... -- Rei 01:04, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- herr doktor needsAV2 Rocket [scream!] 01:07, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire

Score: +5 damn times that Squiggle has gone and put a really, really long title on a page. I mean, really, it just goes on forever and ever...
  • Nom & For: I submit to you another PLS entry, winner in the "Best Illustrated Article" category, from Squiggle himself. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:21, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Even though it beat my Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes it still deserves to be featured. --Composure1 20:48, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, obviously.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:14, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I was going to nom this, but I forgot. (Sorry Squig!) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:46, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, although I didn't just pee it for self nomination - I wanted it checked over after I saw RadX's review, which included this: "I think we have a winner in Captain Petey, though, as an article it's not fantastic." But yeah, the nomination is appreciated. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:01, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Honesty

Score: +3 votes, honest

Horacio Blanco

Score: -1

Microsoft Word Paperclip

Score: + 2
  • Nom and For The humor's a bit dry, but I think the satire is worth it. Judgement 19:14, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I gave it the affirmatory in Pee Review and I'm sticking with it. A fine article overall. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:24, 12 February 2007 (UTC)


Pizza

Score: 0
  • NomI completely rewrote the page which looked a lot like a frat boy had mangled it, and I think it may be suitable for nomination. I decided to go for a pseudo-history approach, rather than outright sillicism. NonSapiens 15:54, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Ku Klux Klan

Score: + 0 piece of strange fruit
  • NomThis is my first time nominating something I wrote, and I'm not voting for it because I just want to see if it could get many votes at all. Plus, I want to run it through the nomination process before it gets ruined by edits like some of those I've seen over the past few days. Icons-flag-us Love:M.D--Dr. Love 05:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Glace Bay, Nova Scotia

Score: +5 milligrams of Oxycontin
  • Nom and For - Finally an article about my hometown, makes me piss my pants laughing, anyone who has ever been to Cape Breton will find this article hilarious. The fact is we built this city - Jefferson Airplane/Starship --142.167.214.218 03:51, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Glace Bay is the best toxic waste dump out of all the toxic waste dumps.Sure Glace Bay is a toxic oxycotin smuggling waste dump but I think all of us are.--142.167.220.124 04:13, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - First article I ever made, way back in June, About two months later, a shitload of Cape Bretoners found their way to this website and have been adding to it ever since. Everyone whose heard of Glace Bay should vote for this because if you know anything about Glace Bay you'll find this article hilarious. Only about half the page was actually made by me though, so I guess I can't really call it self-for. I urge all Cape Bretoners to vote for this article --Uncle J 05:54, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - --Sturgdawg 04:55, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I laughed at this a bit. For--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 06:40, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR This captures the misery of living the middle of nowhere, and is remotely akin to my Draper, Utah article. -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH 17:39, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Nuremberg Rally

Score: +12
  • Nom and For Another PLS entry. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:57, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, brilliantly done article, wipes the floor with articles like Nazi and Fascism.--Nydas 09:12, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. A pun I wish I'd thought of.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:55, 11 February 2007 (UTC)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:55, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 13:19, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - awesome. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:25, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah...wish *I'd* thought of that pun......hang on a minute.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 20:05, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
-yeah, thank you Mhaille!--Shandon 15:58, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Civil War

Score: +13 decidedly civil conflicts among upstanding citizens
  • Nom and For PLS entry. —rc (t) 00:39, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For What more can I say? What more can i say? What more can i do? I give this all to you. I know this much is true. My Life. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:10, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yessir -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:54, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 03:01, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This article got more laughs while I was reviewing than any other article.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:54, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 13:09, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:41, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. To vote otherwise would be uncivil.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:39, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:21, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - It's gneomI 21:18, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Jolly good, wot. Pleasant war we're having, eh, old chum? Swordmaster 21:43, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Bluepaladin 02:33, 13 February 2007 (UTC) This is a kickass article
  • For, one of my favorite PLS entries (besides my own). --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:19, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Why?:Bother

Score: +8 people who can't be bothered
  • Just Nom for now This was on Pee Review months ago and was the first featured Why?, and I want to see how well it would do here. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:24, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Why?:Not. —Braydie at 23:00, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭r, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:53, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --THE (NOT SO NOBLE) ZEROTROUSERS Soviet Flag 03:54, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Really deep. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:24, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:09, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Interesting, yet funny. --Heerenveen 12:07, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - It's gneomI 21:18, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Protect and Survive

Score: +11 Rad
  • Nom and For. Fundlebuggian hilarity. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 23:24, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For PROTECT AND SURVIVE! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:15, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for. --L 03:54, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. A thoroughly informative document, which will be of as much use as any other when the bombs fall. El Zoof 04:53, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For a great satire on the pointlessness of nuclear war. Loved the line "We made it! Now it's just us and the cockroaches!" -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:29, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Oh freakin hell Wehpudicabok! I was gonna nom this...you know, eventually. --Anyone 14:23, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:41, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:33, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭r, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:41, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:07, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:33, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes. --Emmzee 21:33, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Movie Trailer Announcer Guy

Score: +10 Thumbs Up

HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

Score: +15 Appreciators of Music
  • Self nom & for. Well, obviously *I* think it's funny... El Zoof 00:33, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Foooooormp. -- herr doktor needsAV2 Rocket [scream!] 00:34, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I was actually coming to this page to nominate it, and just put the vfh notice on it - David Gerard 00:37, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - For God's sake! This is funny! It's gneomI 05:09, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 08:36, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Why would anyone want to stop playing the accordion? But it's a good article, because mostly it's about learning to play. Rogpyvbc 08:45, 8 February 2007 (UTC) (an accordion player)
  • For - perfect piece of misdirection. I like this a lot.--Nydas 12:12, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 13:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Agree with Nydas. --Anyone 18:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Agree with Rogpyvbc. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Funny.--Shas 06:12, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Well done. I think we'll be seeing more good things from El Zoof in the future. -- Rei 23:16, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:19, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. I like the concept, but the writing lacks focus. --So So 02:52, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment on So So THATS THE HOLE POINT!.--Shas 03:13, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Spelling erection Correction- not hole, whole. Sorry.--Shas 03:15, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:36, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:29, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Jsemmens 17:24, 11 February 2007 (UTC)



Harry Houdini

Score: +13 votes padlocked into chest and thrown over Niagra Falls
  • Nom and for. This just made my evening.--Procopius 04:48, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I doubt this one will make it, but for anyway. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:32, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It just restored my faith in humanity. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 07:02, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This is the most ridiculous thing I've read all week. For. El Zoof 13:39, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Very clever, great idea. --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 17:37, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain It needs a good cleaning. Why are the pictures centered!? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:56, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - and Zb, that's because they are part of the show! —Braydie at 17:56, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against -- Indeed, needs some expansion and cleaning. Short sections are a waste of space in my book. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:56, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Smartly done, very Houdini-sh. It's gneomI 06:01, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - That wily escape artist.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 06:30, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 08:01, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For History: just like I remember it. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:10, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For been meaning to vote for this for a while now. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:38, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • hahah! For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 12:33, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Oh, how I lament that I can only vote but once! -- Rei 23:28, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yep. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:18, 12 February 2007 (UTC)


Google Middle Earth

Score: +15 Númenorean Cartographers
  • Nomandfor -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 17:42, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak against -- Terribly sorry, but this just won't do. Not so much for the content as it is for the formatting. That can really make or break an article. Fix that, and I'll reconsider. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:29, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 19:05, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • yes sir, thank ya' sir. You ever drunk baileys from a shoe? - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:11, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR This is very, very good, out of what could have been very clichéd. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:43, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I love it Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Didn't I vote for this before? Didn't I see that woman before? Wasn't this guy alive when I went to sleep?--Procopius 03:51, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:31, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This was one of my first articles, I think from Most Wanted...so obligatory For and e|m|c, you are free to change the formatting if you like--Shandon 23:30, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • The reason the Internet was invented. Except for porn. --Emmzee 14:27, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:43, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:42, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For-Retrofuture42 19:30, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for. Wonderful idea, and brilliantly written, but I've been hesitant to vote for it because it seems like there's more you can do with the idea (the same reason I didn't nom it when it was first written). I still think that, but I also think it's great as is. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 06:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Gondor! --UtarEmpire 11:19, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Those are some top-notch funny images. -- Rei 23:32, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:02, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - It's gneomI 21:21, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

League of Nations

Score: +19 pissed-off Russians
  • Self Nom and For Rewrite of an article that was saved from NRV. Sports/competition theme. —Braydie at 18:05, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For that picture of Woodrow holding the trophy is amazing, eh? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:56, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The Hawkeye one is good too. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:18, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:08, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for. well good - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:11, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Go get 'em woody!
Unsigned vote. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:40, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Erraticus

Score: +21 Meals Served Inside a Peacock

UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece

Score: +14 Peasants Shot

UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans

Score: +16 Sunni Skies

Previously Featured

You Are Dead, NOW WITH AUDIO!!

Score: +21 uppity corpses

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