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*'''For''' - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
 
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*'''Against''', except for the last paragraph. <small>[http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3AVFH&diff=1354003&oldid=1354001 dejavu]</small> --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 23:06, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''', except for the last paragraph. <small>[http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3AVFH&diff=1354003&oldid=1354001 dejavu]</small> --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 23:06, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against''' again. No thank you. Never. Nah. Nope. Nu. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 01:12, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
   
 
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Revision as of 01:12, December 16, 2006

  • Vote for an article you find excellent. Please add new nominations on the top.
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  • Articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are eligible for VFH. Votes against articles based on namespace prejudice will be discarded.
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Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must spend at least one week on pee review before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

VANITY REGULATION: Articles that meet the criteria for vanity may not be nominated.

VFH IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Score: +2 chortles and guffaws
  • Nom and For - David Gerard 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Faaabulous! This is fantastic, top to bottom. - Lemon. Lemonwedge 23:19, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Ice cream truck

Score: +1 repetitions
  • Nomination and For. I found this one in Pee Review. I always suspected these things were annoying by design, not by accident. --Winston 22:53, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, except for the last paragraph. dejavu --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:06, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against again. No thank you. Never. Nah. Nope. Nu. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:12, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Mecha

Score: +3 untrespassable stairways
Aw, yeah, I forgot to thank ModusOperandi for some clever later edits. :D -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 20:02, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders

Score: +4 to life
  • Renom and Refor. The new express VFH needs more good stuff! - David Gerard 05:56, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • for. It's a true story, too. Heard it from a mate at the pub. Of course, he's a degenerate and a liar, but that's no reason not to believe him.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:00, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but not nom -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:07, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Absolutely fabulous article in so many ways. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:59, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against lol, edit? 172.159.148.225 21:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for --Alksub 00:59, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Poof, There It Is Theory

Score: +3 big POOF!s

Subways of the World

Score: +2 stop to central
  • Nom and For - David Gerard 17:37, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'm probably the only one who's gonna vote for this one. Most Americans don't appreciate this kind of humor. I'm one of the few Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:49, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Literary dedications

Score: +3 obsequious fawnings
  • I dedicate the nom and for vote for this article to One-eyed Jack, in his infinite wisdom, such as it is - David Gerard 17:33, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Thank you kindly, Mr. Gerard. I'm glad this piece is getting some eye-play; I kind of like it myself.----OEJ 01:12, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Nice one. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:09, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Vegetable Photographer of the Year

Score: +4 Photographed Vegetables
  • Nomination, accompanied by an affirmative vote; An article I greatly admire. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:42, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I like how it's mostly in captions - David Gerard 15:57, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Agreed, For --—Braydie 14:45, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I particularly liked the fermented Honion picture! Very actual, and so realistic! Bravo! -- di Mario 20:59, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Life's Answerable Questions

Score: +8 answerable questions answered
Comment. Then you may wish to withdraw your vote, because I quoted that sentence (and the one that follows it) as a tip of the hat to this article. If that's too dodgy, I'd gladly scrap that section altogether. --The Bard of Uncyclopedia 15px-Quill.gif 11:18, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. --L 10:39, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I enjoyed this muchly. Lemon. Lemonwedge 20:49, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, even though it uses {{USERNAME}}. And because I'm chuffed someone wrote a reply to my article. Good stuff. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:05, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For It's a good article, and we've had Life's Unanswerable Questions. --GAMESPOT=666 22:18, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • ...which didn't do it for me either. against --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:37, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • meh So far, life hasn't been able to answerify any of my questions. Ok, I understand birth, death, and taxes in between, but what is the friggin point ? -- di Mario 20:54, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Quality of Wilde's latest work questioned by some critics

Score: 2 sharks jumped
  • 4 and Nom. --L 09:29, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For my own article because I am such a whore - David Gerard 22:16, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Upstain Die Rosie hat ein' telephone, auch ich hab ihre nummer schon. -- di Mario 20:27, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Moustache-o-meter

Score: +4 moustaches twirled
  • Nom and For It's a venerable old beast, and a bit plagued by random humor, but let's give Pieclone's opus a go. —rc (t) 07:19, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I've got "The Selleck". Sadly, that's all I've got. (but the link to the pages creator in the text has set off my vanity alarm)--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:44, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I have "the peach fuzz". -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:52, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I start each day with a wet shave, jus' like my daddy taut me 35 years ago. -- di Mario 19:00, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Patrick Henry

Score: +11

Caffeine

Score: +6peoplestrungoutoncoffeeorbawlsorthelike
  • Nominateandfor Ifindthisoneprettyfunnyidontknowaboutyoubutitmademelaughandlaughandlaughandlaugh andthenimighthavediedofsuffocationbutthatdoesntmakesensebecausethenimightbeazombieohshit doyouthinkthatimazombieifyoudoshootmeintheheadbeforeieatyourbrainohgod --The Cyber Mage 01:01, 12 December 2006 (UTC) ohcrapiforgottologinandsignitwheninomditsorry
  • Forbutthenominatorreallyshouldsignhis/hernominationandsomeCAPITALLETTERSWOULDMAKEITFUNNIERANDINTENSIFYTHEEFFECT!!! --goshzillacorrespondence 23:18, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • ForfunnyAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAA04:0912December2006(UTC)
  • ForCs1987voteonmypollspleasebitch13:5912December2006(UTC)
  • 4. "Once you've tried crack there's nothing else to do and nothing else that matters but that's because every part of your brain except the part that likes crack and the part that makes you feel utterly vile when you don't have crack just DIES and rots away leaving big hollow echoey places where the wind whispers 'Crack Crack Crack' "---L
  • Fr. Sippinganothrcup. Thizmakesmealittlimpulsive. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 22:12, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Needsmorelinks!--Zig 10:30, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I'm not going to lie, I barely read a fourth of it. But that was all I could stand. The actual writing isn't that good and it just beats the idea (not actually all that funny to begin with) to death. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:42, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. An interesting idea...maybe I'm not drinking enough coffee.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:35, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I laughed so hard the neighbours bonkered on the wall. They're speedheads, by the way. -- di Mario 18:23, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Dune

Score: +6 nasty cases of worms
  • N+F Beautifully rewritten by MO. Vote now, or face the wrath of the Bene Gesundheit Sisterhood. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:35, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • “Nerds!”
    ~ Fred "Ogre" Palowakski on fans of Dune
    . Thanks to Mhaille & Super90 for geeking over the cracks. (that sounded better in my head). And For, obviously. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:16, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Sorry, maybe I am too much geek-proud to accept this the article focus too much on the fanbase geekness and misses a lot of the natural ridicule of such an über-duber-campy book/movie/linchean-movie. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 15:41, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
Abstain. Guess I've understood the joke, wich is: "Ha ha ha, geeks! We will not talk about Dune here". It works as intended, but I don't feel like approving or disapproving it. herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 18:42, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. For the same reasons given by NeedABrain. Abstain. Lemon. Lemonwedge 17:00, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
"Discussionhouse Dune" moved to "Talkpage of Dune"
  • Against Maybe a parody would be funnier, I don't know. I don't like Duna anyway. Heck, I'm going to the market buy some carrots, excuse-me. --FoxyBabe 19:49, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For; I don't know much about Dune, but this is so well-written that I didn't need to know anything to laugh. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:44, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Because the spice must flow --Alksub 03:55, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Industrial Strength For. --L 08:57, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:09, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • This article is the "little death" that brings total obliteration. For -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 07:54, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain I like Frank Herbert but he shouldn't have started that scientology thing -- di Mario 18:17, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Gay Marriage Responsible for Global Warming

Score: +5 degrees of added hotness
  • Nom & For. This is an old QFH that I think needs another chance.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:03, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong, strong for. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 17:09, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 20:10, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

*Strong Against See my post above. Jedibob5 23:58, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

  • For In case you didn't read the last two bullets at the top of the page, you will see that UnNews, etc. pages are eligible for VFH as well. --General Insineratehymn 00:32, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, meh.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:56, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --goshzillacorrespondence 02:11, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:14, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Modest For. At the risk of seeming arrogant, I must admit that I was quite pleased with how this turned out. -- Wicked sig cScott (talklog) KUN PIE NS FP 22:57, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against per Modusoperandi . -Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 08:06, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I liked the diagram especially. God's love is cool, and if gay marriages prevent it from reaching Earth this warms up the planet. -- di Mario 17:55, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Myanmar

Score: +8.5 cases of amoebic dysentery

New Cooler Edition

Score: +10 Vampyre Hunting Jews
  • Nom and For. I believe this can get even better than it is now, but it's awesome enough for feature right now.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:01, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --—Braydie 15:01, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I agree with Brad. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 16:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR How much cooler can you get? I need this translation! -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH 21:38, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:51, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Jesus wept with laughter when he read this! Rad 02:53, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Cause I helped write it, with hopefully more to come --Jobot37Jollyroger Layer 2 05:26, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, of course. -- Lacey clicky 06:44, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - with just a little qualification: the paragraphs are too lenghthy, better divide in subsections. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 00:13, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Supérbe! -- di Mario 17:21, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Holocaust Tycoon

Score: +14 million successful exterminations
  • Nominate, Very Strong For; Why hasn't this been nominated yet? You guys are slipping. Nonymous 06:08, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Alksub 06:32, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For in all its, uh, glory - David Gerard 08:17, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I thought it was a featured article. Prolix 09:31, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment Here's why you thought it was: Babel:Hi. They used to do these things called "reskins", you see. Jedravent 21:24, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against this kind of humor on the frontpage.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:53, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Oh, that Mhaille! Where will his appaullingly racist racism take us next? We all know where it's taking him though! --Anyone 17:36, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Genius. Blue Fang should definitely buy this copywright. --FoxyBabe 19:28, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Oh-My-Fucking-YHVH, this is what I call devious. \m/ herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 19:33, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR Incredibly wrong depraved you-don't-want-to-laugh-but-you-can't-physically-stop-yourself humour that just has to go on the front page. Though where the Iranian nutcase claiming it never got released? --Billsheppard 19:54, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Dead Souls. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:25, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I understand that it's satirizing white supremacist video games, but I'm deepy uncomfortable with referring to Holocaust victims as game pieces, even as satire. I suspect featuring the article will cause more trouble than it's worth.--Procopius 01:07, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It lacks that special something that makes an equally discomfort inducing satire like Jingo, well, brilliant.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:18, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Good concept, but didn't make me laugh much and made me feel yucky when i did. Phal112 08:47, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's mentionable as wonderful. ♥. How I love those tycoon games :] I'm a sick fuck. I like to make them have sex and eat the dog. -- Lacey clicky 09:52, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. It's hilarious at the beginning but starts losing its momentum at the Units section... --Zig 13:34, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For.....kudos to Brad for the original idea. -- Tits McGee 13:48, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
Comment. In my defense, it was part of a comment on how tasteless an article for VFH was, "This is the most tasteless idea since Holocaust Tycoon (video game)." It was Mhaille's dedication and hard work that brought this beauty to life.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:41, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For cause Mhaille is one funny goy. --Sir Zombiebaron 13:07, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:46, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • God help me, but this is definitely a for. --UtarEmpire 05:12, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It shuoldn't be funny, but it is. --{{User:Stevo the human/sig}} 10:21, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. While it is well written, there are limits to satire. Even in Uncync. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 13:25, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against-It's well done mind you, but I don't find it very entertaining when I feel terrible after laughing at something.--Ganall 23:27, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For <insert something incredibly offensive here. No, not there. Here.> -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:49, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Why not. Tomtyke 07:17, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Why haven't I voted for this yet? Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:36, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Aggin-it I know, call me a sissy, but I have difficulties with this being featured. - Lemon. Lemonwedge 21:50, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • 'For per Dawg. And I'm Jewish. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:32, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR Through and through, this is brilliant. If satire had its limits, this has just set a new limit :p --Rodrigo! 06:15, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Everyone has a few things in her or his mind-set that others are not allowed to make jokes about, and for me the Holocaust is one of them. If you feel the need to respond to this statement, please do so on my home page. -- di Mario 17:04, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Yeah, it's the hairdo with me - you don't talk about it, you don't laugh at it, understand? For. Freemorpheme.gif 20:47, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Against-It's too offensive for me to laugh sorry.--Lt. Wyoming 23:36, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Sure, I wouldn't have come and voted but for the forum thread, but I read this and found it great. Personally I don't find reminders of just how horrible humans can be to be offensive.---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 00:15, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Prog Rock

Score: +14 hour keyboard solo
  • Nom and Strong For; Hilarious. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:42, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Although, I think it should also contain a section on prog metal as well. --General Insineratehymn 11:01, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The tabulature alone is a joy. Lemon. Lemonwedge 01:36, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For my favourite music genre. --Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:01, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, if only for the tabbing. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:02, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. The musical notation made me laugh out loud.--Procopius 00:40, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Pro. herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 01:07, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I think it gets a little sketchy in the middle. Alksub 06:34, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 08:26, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --—Braydie 19:31, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Prog rules! The article makes me laugh for 28 minutes non-stop while listening to Close to the Edge. It's gneomI 11:05, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For. -- eh.. :/ Lacey clicky 11:07, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For....long winded and whithering. -- Tits McGee 13:58, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For it is so realistic --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH 21:43, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:44, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Well, what can I say, it made me laugh. --FoxyBabe 19:43, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain! The article is funny, I grant you that, but it makes fun of the Pink Floyd fer chrissake! And of Genesis! -- di Mario 16:59, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - yeah... -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 20:44, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

The Free World

Score: +13
  • Renom and for, because this article rules. And, it still has the thing about the cars that I came up with. :) -- Hindleyite Converse 13:30, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For This is close to the best article currently listed on VFH. Feature it! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:48, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:11, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • 4. Feature it! --L 05:24, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Now, this is more like it.--Winston 12:03, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:18, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I could of swore I voted for these articles before... --Anyone 18:54, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The money section is brilliant.--Procopius 00:30, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, though 001 is better. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:12, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • $For --Alksub 06:43, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I've voted for this before, haven't I? --goshzillacorrespondence 00:50, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --So So 00:02, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Me me me. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 09:02, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I especially liked the episode where Lucy pretends to be a cleaning lady at mr Moonies office but then is mistaken for a lady of the night on her way home. -- di Mario 16:52, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is neat stuff --Rodrigo! 18:59, 15 December 2006 (UTC)


New Hampshire Merchant Cat

Score: +13 racist litter boxes
  • Self-nom and For. I've liked this for a long time, and no one on Pee Review seemed to hate it, so, um, there's a peek into my subconscious.--Procopius 16:23, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For --—Braydie 16:36, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:30, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For So randomly funny --Gaberou 22:47, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For cat satire. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:49, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For pretty kitty cats! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:57, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 01:16, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I read this back when it was first written and thought it was highly excellent. --Anyone 18:47, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Just to see it on the front page. --goshzillacorrespondence 00:17, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Seems to be a trend for me to end up being the 10th.. ♥ for this article. -- Lacey clicky 00:16, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • foR It's quite good, and consistent--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 07:34, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For As good as I expected it to be. Procopius should be paid for his writing. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:08, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For A lot of work went into this one.

U.S. Presidential Election, 1948

Score: +12 pathetic re-election campaigns
  • Self-nomination, and affrimative vote. Yep, I did another one. Let it sit in Pee Review for a week, too. --Kwakerjak 18:22, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, which I hope isn't the kiss of death...I found it funny--Shandon 22:32, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. USS Dewey Kicks Ass. And also obscure links. These are what make an article great. --Anyone 21:32, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Wait, didn't I already vote for this one? I could've SWORN I did...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:55, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For I never realised just hoe hilarious American elections are. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 10:26, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I've been watching this one for awhile.--Procopius 13:41, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For; just as good as all the other U.S. Presidential Election, 19XX/200X articles, if not better. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:59, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against more U.S. election coverage.--Winston 12:33, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For more US election coverage. Johnleemk 10:13, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Its nice, and I get some of the jokes even though I'm Canadain. --Sir Zombiebaron 13:10, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Amerikkkan elections! --goshzillacorrespondence 14:54, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is the best one yet. --Jedravent 21:12, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - eh, why not? This article has been here forever... --The Llama Llover!!! 21:43, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Definitely. I'm surprised none of these election articles have made it yet. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:28, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

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