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Australia

• Nom and for. Maybe I am really pushing for this, but I would really like to see the article featured. It was the work of 50+ individuals over a period of one year, and 1000+ hours were spent with all blood, sweat and tears... Meh, what the heck! Just sit down and enjoy the article, and don't forget to vote! -- The Colonel (talk) 14:52, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, I've got a soft spot for Australia. Right there. Don't poke it! Now it's all bruised! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:02, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. A thousand hours. Wasted. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 15:16, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• I do like it, though it is a bit long. Some nice little Antipodian funnies. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:38 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Decidedly For(!). --DW ^III 18:40, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Blues (music)

• Nomination and For - another that made me laugh at work and lose my job - David Gerard 12:38, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - This is the work of a true great - and if you don't get it now, brother, you never will. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 13:09, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. This is great. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:51, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Because I really haven't seen a goddamn lemon that wern't blind. And "first degree blues" is top drawer. --Anyone 14:22, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Baby, I'm voting for. Baby, I'm voting for. Baby, I'm voting for; please don't walk out the door.--Procopius 15:53, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Too factual, and I'm a fan of the Blues. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:35, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Fire hydrant

• A-Nom-ynous and For. Somewhat short but hilarious biography of a...fire hydrant :(? Zanno 06:56, 27 September 2006 (UTC) -Unsigned, Nom doesnt count, should be removed. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:04, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

  There, I registered. Happy? Zanno 06:56, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

• Against. 07:41, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. It was nice, but boring and unexceptional. John1728 10:31, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - I laughed out loud. Last line is a winnah - David Gerard 11:00, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Winner. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:20, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. --SolarEquinox Under development - please wear protective goggles Verbally abuse me! - ~~~~~ 15:32, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Only mildly amusing and kind of short, like my penis. --Anyone 16:03, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

• (discussion continued...)

• For - Since, like a hydrant, my penis gushes when properly manipulated  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 19:39, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - I like this, it's so completely different from anything I'd do. --Nydas 19:45, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I'd say it borders on a tremendous shaggy dog story, but fire hydrant's aversion to dogs, shaggy or not, and their profoundly misguided sprinklings will not allow me. Excellent subtlety, not boredom, abounds. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 19:50, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Why? It's retarded. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:48, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• This is not retarded. All you have to do is read it the whole way through (the WHOLE WAY THROUGH, mind you), and then after you've read the last line, read it all again. Then suddenly it's the funniest thing you've ever read. I think. For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:19, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• I change my mind. Definitely Not retarded, and actually pretty amusing. Strong For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:25, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 00:32, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For I didn't want to like it, but I did. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 00:52, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Suprised me, because it was actually good. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:47, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I didn't expect this one to be good. Nicely done. --Shade [...][Praise me/Yell at me][Worthless Additions] 03:57, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Not the funniest article in the world, but I reward cleverness. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:53, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I thought it was retarded until I did what, ahem, 'Weppy, the Wehpudicabok' said, at which point it became funny, and certainly VFH-worthy. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a pastry. 11:05, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For --Kwakerjak 20:18, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Skip School

• Self-Nomination and For. What can I say? Seems to me that it's of high enough caliber for VFH. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:55, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• I agree. The Octopus Method alone qualified this for me. The Freed Mind Sutoth Indar the Black Mage [MUN] [YvJP] 07:47, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. --Anyone 13:44, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I wish I had this when I was in high school. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 14:07, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• The dog ate my for vote. -- Hindleyite 19:52, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• lol--64.166.145.2 22:11, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Well done Squiggle--Wit (tawk) 01:23, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• Most Definitely. Although, I wonder--you think Ghelae'll mind the not-so-subtle references? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:34, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• 10/10. 07:45, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. John1728 10:38, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For <rubs hands together> Now those royalties from "the Octopus Method" will come rollin' in!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:26, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• Le for. I just need to build a weather machine now. ----SolarEquinox Under development - please wear protective goggles Verbally abuse me! 15:51, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• Tick! --L 16:30, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 00:35, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Its decent, but not all that original. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:49, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Heh. --Shade [...][Praise me/Yell at me][Worthless Additions] 4:00, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong for. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:48, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Forgery! -- cdr. thetoastman tlk ctr cun f@h 14:07, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. This is a very useful piece of information, and I will need it in the future. Well, not really. But yeah, great article. --Thematrixeatsyou 23:17, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Boston, Massachusetts

• Nominated and for Absolutely hilarious. The dialect is exactly like how people speak in Boston. I'd know. I live there. It made me laugh so hard I cried. --Thetanmancan 02:36, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• Obligatory for. --KATIE!! 03:45, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• Likewise. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 06:41, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• Fah. More than a dialect joke, which is a good thing.--Procopius 12:45, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• Fah. Dis heah is some funny shit. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 14:41, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Holy shit thats hilarious. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:22, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• Stahng Fah. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:20, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
• Lahve da ahticle. -- cdr. thetoastman tlk ctr cun f@h 05:10, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
• Lahvedit. Wickid fah. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 23:12, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I don't think it's very funny, but the time it must of taken to write all that in a Boston accent is commendable. --Anyone 19:20, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• Fah - David Gerard 11:01, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For-Wonderful!-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 16:21, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I remember when this was written. It also gives me flashbacks of some train driver at the station in Boston near the airport asking me something in an accent so thick that I didn't comprehend I was being talked to until he tried again more slowly after I realized it was something sort of like English, but not really. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:46, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against for yet a second time (presumably for the same reasons). --DW ^III 18:27, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Hammer

• Nomination and for. One of my favorites. --So So 09:17, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. This is delightful. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 15:30, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. You don't want to mess with me. I've got a hammer. --Jordanus 16:35, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Laughed out loud at it while I was meant to be working earlier this week. Not sure about the biology bit though.15Mickey20 19:50, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. C'mon! It's a hammer.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:27, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I like how it refuses to consider any constructive use for the tool.--Procopius 12:54, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• "The hammer's scientific name is Hammerius hitticus, which is obviously a bland and misguided attempt to write something hammer-related in a vaguely Latinate manner." How could you not vote for? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 19:37, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• No. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:26, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Very funny. I loled. --Kinst 02:30, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:58, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• ForThough I prefer the mallet.--Wit (tawk) 01:37, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For a sack of hammers - David Gerard 10:59, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• SMASHY! ...er, wait, wrong voting page. I meant obligitory for. User:Hinoa4/sigVFD 14:04, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• ""For"" Its Hammertime Bitches

The Wicker Man

• Nom and For Yet another masterpiece by the master of British film, Sir Mhaille. It got everything needed for a smash hit - sex, violence, scots, Christopher Lee and killer bees. In fact, I wish to god I'd seen this version and not the actual one...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 09:39, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I'm voting for this now before he has a chance to hassle me on IRC. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:42, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment - You must be mistaking me for some kind of vote whore. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Don't you think it's about time you vote for your own piece? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 14:28, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

• FOR!!! Groundbreaking, stunning, a work of art. He made me vote for it.-- 12:58, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

• comment am I to undestand the He is not the polite gentleman he pretends to be but rather a sort of a....Wicker Man? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 13:07, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

• Comment. You know too much.......-- 13:10, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

• For, actually pretty good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:15, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Britt Ekland yummy-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:21, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak Against. Its funny, and I hate voting against Mhaille, but its just too short. Havent seen the movie either... -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:52, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
• Mhaille does it again!! One of his articles has once again gained my approval. Kudos. ~~The Freed Mind Sutoth Indar the Black Mage [MUN] [YvJP] 12:41, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, because Mhaille makes me giggle. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:22, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - David Gerard 11:05, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, but only because he talked me into it. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 14:35, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

A Tour of Baghdad

• Shameless self-nomination and for Because I'm vainglorious and I have no soul.--Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:10, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. No comment (as commenting to those w/o souls is bad mojo).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:40, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Random humourous comment and FOR. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:01, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong for. Well done. InfiniteMonkey 20:32, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Ehhhhhhhhh. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:03, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For gooooooood. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:29, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For the flag is still there.... burning.--<<>> 01:02, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For The "locals gather" picture made me giggle. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:01, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:25, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - David Gerard 11:57, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For As much as I hated Iraq, this is funny.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:29, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For. Good writing, excellent pictures -- and I'm glad to see the AT-AT picture found a home.--Procopius 15:12, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. It's near, so near... but it needs tidying up. And I'm too lazy to do it. 20:18, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• 4. --L 14:20, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Sorry, didn't get me. It is mildly amusing, at best. Not deletion material, but not feature either. It also loses something later on. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 03:55, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against-only mildly funny-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 17:30, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For. You've ruined camels at the zoo for me, and for that, I tip my hat to you sir. --Hhamdy283 05:00, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. --So So 07:07, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• For 203.211.77.250 10:01, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
• FOR!!!!!. Hilarious. Utterly insensitive. I admire you. TheMono 11:11, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
• I was so busy reading the article I forgot to vote for it. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:50, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Washington and Lafayette

• Self-nom and for. Coming to a theater near you.--Procopius 12:35, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 12:44, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. I like it, but I don't know why. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:27, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For YES.--Ginchael 00:50, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I have no idea what the joke is, but it is beautifully laid out which gives me the Pot Noodle horn. I could look at it all day. 20:15, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, Procopius makes history come alive.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:35, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• For maintaining the morale of the young republic, I vote yes.--Rljenk 01:01, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 11:45, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
• For ...better than most...though the pic of 'em both togethah could use an upgrade--Shandon 04:58, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I enjoyed the echoes of all the different classic comedy teams. ----SolarEquinox Under development - please wear protective goggles Verbally abuse me! 20:49, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's like a fine tooled Queen Ann. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 12:37, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid

• Nom and for. Not only is this the best-written article on the site, but it's also quite funny. Also, maybe if we feature this, some people will read it.--<<>> 21:31, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For because people need to read it and they don't. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  22:08, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, as long as featuring something in the Uncyclopedia namespace is allowed. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:36, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For it'll theoretically propagate other good articles --Roger The Bum Full sig!
  <a href="http://rdoger6424.jaywebdesigns.com/recipient.php">psychotomimetic</a>
  CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 23:17, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• Comment, "Single Text Page seeks nice User for pictures. No fatties."--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:19, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• Noperoo. 10-4, over and out big daddy. ~ T. (talk) 23:35, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Because of brilliant lines like "Erik Estrada is an interstellar Cherzgon warrior who was aborted by his mother during the third week of pregnancy." Man, we really need more humor like that on Uncyc. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:36, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. It's actually quite funny and well-written, but does a policy count as an article?--Procopius 02:04, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Probably not. But it doesn't matter. Euroipods wasn't an article either, but we know how that turned out. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:40, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

True. Incidentally, How to be stupid and not just funny is also pretty funny.--Procopius 14:41, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

• For 'cause I added that Wilde quote (which is acctaully based of a real quote by Mr. Wilde). --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:09, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against, why? one word - Rodney Dangerfield - --HP talk 03:37, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. No way. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:56, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Of course. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 09:34, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• "If someone types in "Harry Potter"...they want to read a humorous slant on Harry Potter, not an article on a Dutch mink farmer with laser-beam eyes." Hear, hear. --L 14:13, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, because it's brilliant. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 14:18, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, as per everyone else who voted "for". ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:05, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Just put a link next to the Beginners Guide, Style Guide, Big Five, Questions, Donations button.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:56, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, because it starts with an Oscar quote, has a Chuck roundhouse pic, uses the word "gay" three times in one sentence, and escalates weasels down Australia's pants. --  !!! ??? 00:20, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, all the IP articles that weren't started because of reading HTBANJS. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 00:44, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It may not be as funny/witty/crap as the other articles we feature, but this is certainly one of our best pieces of work, and as I recall VFH is for our best work, not funniest. The Freed Mind Sutoth Indar the Black Mage [MUN] [YvJP] 07:42, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• "Weak For'. It honestly should be in the HowTo namespace. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:07, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, this policy deserves to be featured. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:46, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Very, very funny. And it'll get people to read it. --User:Nintendorulez 17:17, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Brilliant and helpful, while still being hilarious, but in the end, it's still an ignorable policy, and no policies on the main page, i say! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:26, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Not just a great article on how to write on Uncyclopedia, but also a great article in of itself, even if it isn't helpful. ---Stevo the Human, now with an article!!
• Positive Reinforcement. In smaller words, yes.--Wit (tawk) 07:05, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• Comment, I love this article and fully support it being featured, especially since it helped (and amused) me so much as a lowly noob. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 13:48, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I had only skim-read it before, because I know I'm funny (my mother tells me so). I didn't realise how hilarious it is. It's one of the best things on the site. 15Mickey20 20:11, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Maybe someone will actually read it if it's featured. Swordmaster 16:29, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• That's a *NEGATORY* good buddy...policy ought not to be VFH--Shandon 04:59, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against; much too fact-laden for featurability. --DW ^III 11:54, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
• 85% for, 15% undecided. Why isn't this featured? It is one of the most important pages on the site. --Cs1987 15:11, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Think of this as the article that launched 1000 features. --Onion 19:20, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For because featuring weird stuff is fun. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 03:23, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Philosophy

• Nom and For InfiniteMonkey 19:49, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• If a user votes for in a VFH section, and no one's around to see the edit made, was it actually there the whole time? -- cdr. thetoastman tlk ctr cun f@h 20:36, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• I think, therefore I vote no. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:02, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against. Ok, but not quite. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 21:05, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• Is the glass half For or half Against? I changed my philosophy-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 04:00, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, because it reminds me of a philosophy teacher (boo!), and it was funny (unlike that philosophy teacher. Again, boo!)--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:48, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
• Winnah! For - David Gerard 12:08, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
• Why not, Kate Winslet? Love the Heraclitus section. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:17, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• It's attractive, well put together, thought-out. But not funny. Needs trimming, like Diogenes' nosehair. So, no. 09:10, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It fully actualizes its potential as my senses act upon it and create the image of Philosophy in my mind. But then, what do we really know?--Procopius 15:09, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I agree with Procopius.-- 15:13, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• To vote For, or not to vote For? That is the question. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:34, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Still, I'd love to see mention Plato's treatise on pederasty from The Disgorgias, entitled "Fuck You, Socrates." --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:27, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, because I actually had a funny philosophy teacher. --  !!! ??? 01:46, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• 4. --L 08:42, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• Yes. Funneh. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 14:20, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Phor. The intro was the best description of philosophy I've seen so far. -- MaximvsDecimvs 18:55, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I liked the intriduction though.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:20, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against--Shandon 05:01, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

Gaydar

• nom and for. I thought this was pretty funny and the graphic is genius, and it's got the potential to be even better. For instance, there must be some kind of gaydar jamming system, right?InfiniteMonkey 23:19, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for -- I'll change my vote to For after I make a few touch-ups. Note to all: halt voting on this submission until I've fixed it up a bit (nothing serious; just some minor tunings). Or not. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 23:25, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

I'm done, and for. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 23:31, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

• Strong Against. Short and no laughs. The pic is good though. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 23:58, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

thanks :) --Huffers 02:37, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

• Strong for. This is a funny. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:21, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• Very Strong For. Not that it makes any difference, adding strength. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:03, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• A For so strong, its almost butch. I gave this one a good going over too. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:36, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong for, nice and edgy, good content balance, great puns.. yeah funny !.--Vosnul 10:10, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• Reluctant For. Ok, fine, I'll vote for this gay-themed article, but this is the last one I'm voting for for a while.--<<>> 14:15, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• For in a ruggedly heterosexual manner - David Gerard 12:10, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
• Comment I don't care for the article, but the Gaydiation image made me laugh... You should VFP that one! --Mindsunwound: (NS) Torture Water Vacuum 20:45, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
• Sure. References to Buckyballs and that mysterious siren in Vanilla Sky secured my vote. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:49, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• Indeed yes. After I had snorted out big laughter-chunks at the image, the rest of the article fell into place. 09:07, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. The humor is obvious and deserves to be noticed.-- 15:11, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For: funny, and made me pull out my old Palm to see if http://www.freewarepalm.com/mature/gaydardeluxe_v22a.shtml still worked. --  !!! ??? 01:42, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• Yesses.' Mostly for the Gaydiation picture. Dumitru 01:45, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• No thank you -Heh heh funny, but not enough for VFH. The picture is gold, though. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:27, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against IMO, it just doesn't have that classic burning sarcasm that some of my favorites have. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For because it was started by a friend of mine --Huffers 20:07, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For but I'm not for Gay marriage for straight people. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:25, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Self-hating Jew

• Self-nom and for, because my rabbi and former Hitler Youth leader says the truth must come out about the Protocols, even though They will never let me work in Hollywood again for this. --  !!! ??? 22:16, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:22, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, Oi! I should bring you some matzo ball soup, maybe. I make the shmura matzo myself. Have some, you'll plotz.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:01, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 02:24, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - I started to accept my multiracial background & then this happens.-- 10:45, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I hated myself for making that pic...-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:01, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Hitlerbear says For - David Gerard 15:17, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For. Now THIS is what I'm talking about. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:54, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Too short, not feature-quality in my opinion. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:55, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Not VFA quality, pictures recycled. InfiniteMonkey 15:41, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. How about one on the atavistic guilt of lapsed Catholics? -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 15:49, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Being a former Catholic myself, I find this idea hilarious. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:47, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

• I HATE THEM ALL! and for that reason I shall vote FOR! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 18:25, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• For because I laughed while reading it.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 21:17, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for. The text is fine, but as InfiniteMonkey said, the pictures (with the exception of the Mordillo one) could use some work. The Lieberman one seemed like a non-sequitor to me.--Procopius 12:04, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for, for the same reason as Procopius and unfortunately I've been a bit short on time to try and help. The writing is top-notch, though. Have you tried Image Request? -- Imrealized ...hmm? 06:42, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Although I would like to see the opposite version of this article. Sometimes accusations of "self-hating-jewishness" are ridiculously true and funny.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:08, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Very weak article. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 03:37, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

'OMFG WTF DONT MAKE FUN OF JEWS IST NTO FUNNYYYY!!!!--64.166.145.2 22:17, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Erraticus

• Nom and For - Was a Poo Lit Surprise contest winner.--Mister Nosey 00:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• This self vote for can be yours for $19.99 a month! Ask me how!--Procopius 20:47, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For More deserving that most of the other PLS stuff. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:52, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's a little short, but it's incredibly funny. --  !!! ??? 23:18, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Tough decision, but falls just short for me. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:12, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I like it! Maybe a bit heavy on the random humour side, but great!Aaadddaaammm 09:29, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• For my favourite entry in the PLS. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 21:35, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:03, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- 16:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against.Just 'cause something does not translate into any official language DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNY. I mean, easy on the jibberish, ya mean? GRUNG! -Unsigned. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:45, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, I wish it was a bit longer, but still wonderful-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 19:50, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment. Thanks for the vote. It's true, (as Falcotron noted as well) it's short. I think I ran out of ideas. Either that, or historiography is the bitch child of comedy.  :)--Procopius 21:22, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

• For. Another fun historical romp courtesy of Procopius. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 06:49, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• For It could be better...but I do have a weakness for this sort of humor. —rc (t) 03:12, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Learn Hebrew

• Nom and For. A great one from Mordillo. Possibly the most abusive and erudite HowTo. And it's got this line: The proper way to pronounce this letter is take a nut and shove it down your throat as far down as possible and then observe the sounds you make as you try to cough it out. Got it? There is your Chet.--Procopius 23:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's not Mordillo's best work, but that doesn't mean it's not hilarious. P.S., Mordillo, can I have a picture of you for the Self-hating Jew article? --  !!! ??? 00:21, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

• ([[Talk:HowTo:Learn Hebrew#From VFH|discussion continued...]])

• For --Mister Nosey 00:59, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Didn't like it then, don't like it now. Sorry. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:23, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I chortled. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:26, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Nice. Nearly as much fun as deliberately mixing up your salaams and shaloms in Jerusalem. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 04:38, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, as per nommer. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 09:38, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Well, it got a warm mention in the PLS AND I wrote it, need to vote for it nes't pas? :) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:41, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. One of my favourite articles from Poo Lit. -- Hindleyite 18:27, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• בעד. Means for. But don't even ask how to pronounce it.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:43, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• Hitlerbear says For - David Gerard 21:48, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For- Wow, Hebrew sounds really dangerous. Seriously, I thought I was going to choke on that chet thing. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:22, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. And I should say that there ARE vowels in Hebrew. We put them under our letters. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:00, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Only if it's a book for children or poetry, or for beginners. Trust me we don't write the vowels 99% of the time.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:26, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

• Against. Sorry, only made me laugh once. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:24, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Cornbread is one laugh ahead of me. "A" for effort, though.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:12, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Not featureworthy, because. --ZniLe 12:34, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

commentWhich was always a good reason...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 18:26, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

• For. Language humor is the best.--<<>> 19:13, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Damn and i actually tried learning Hebrew... too funny.--Lutskovp 20:01, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For. I already know Hebrew, which made this article even more funny! Bravo to the creator!! (besides, I even helped out with some modifications) --User:Llama-Llover
• For. I don't know a lick of Hebrew, but after reading this I'll act like I do. Nice addition of sound files, too. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 06:56, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong For. I love this article. It pokes fun at the native English speakers (namely, me) and the picture at the end with Windows in Hebrew was hilarious. --User:Armodeus
• Against While I like this article and appreciate the effort and humour involved, it's just a bit too angsty for my tastes and certainly not feature-quality, sadly. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 03:50, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
• For --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:12, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• For An orgasmically conundroumousifacilicious escapade. Bravo. -- 21:36, 26 September 2006 (UTC) Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH

HMS Potatore

• Nomination and For. I think it's great. If people don't like it, tough turkeys. -- Hindleyite 16:43, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• ForI enjoyed it.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:25, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For <chugs beer> Thanks to the collaboration (with Shandon) to make this page I've got <belch!> culture. <pumps fist> Cul-chur! Cul-chur! Cul-chur! Wooo, Skynyrd rules! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:28, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For British Naval efficiency at its best. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 22:05, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For, even though these "tough turkeys" Hindleyite speaks of intrigue me. I'll take two of 'em so I can stage fights in my backyard. Do you take PayPal? -- Imrealized ...hmm? 04:21, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 12:06, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• Strong for. Excellent mash of Pinafore and Uncyclopedia. I look forward to The Potato Skins of Penzance.--Procopius 13:08, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I like it. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:21, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. The whole thing is brilliant, but Gilbert accusing <insert name here> is the best meta I've ever seen on Uncyclopedia. --  !!! ??? 19:24, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment. HA! Didn't notice that before. I'm flattered.--Procopius 20:02, 1 September 2006 (UTC) And fooled, too. Still, excellent.--Procopius 20:05, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment. Hahaha, good laugh. I didn't notice that either, nicely done. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 21:04, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment. I'm vaguely creeped out by my name being in there. Especially since I didn't notice it. --SolarEquinox Under development - please wear protective goggles Verbally abuse me! Haha, and I'm stupid. --SolarEquinox Under development - please wear protective goggles Verbally abuse me!

• For he himself has said it: Thanks to MO for all the hard work!--Shandon 20:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Even though I haven't a damned clue about what the hell it is all about....but it got me in it! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:50, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. You know the drill... ~ ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NotM|+S 22:16, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • (Discussion continued...)
• Against. I agree with MoneySign. Even though it's not real redlinks it still gives me nightmares.-- 06:23, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment Gilbert & Sullivan's text is like Red Vs Blue (as in Halo or the USA). Too obscure?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:19, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

• For! Spectacular - David Gerard 15:25, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• If For no other reason than the tremendous amount of time spent on this. Hard to put together. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:51, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. It's too much of an in-joke. InfiniteMonkey 09:40, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment as I've said before, I don't see it as all that in-jokey. When it comes down to it, it's Pinafore with color commentary from G&S. The poster-pic and the Potato are incidental to the story.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:04, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

• For Give me hope, and what I lack in education and polite accomplishments, that I will endeavour to acquire. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:56, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• For 't Is absorutery blilriant! --di Mario 20:45, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• weak against. I could tell it was funny, but only after reading wikipedia and learning what the hell it was satirising. I'll take this back if I learn that I'm the only one here who has never heard of HMS Pinnafore.--Gubby 20:07, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

• N+F My second favourite entry in Poo Lit--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:46, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• For My second favorite entry too--Shandon 18:39, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. A wide variety of humor without ever becoming random and stupid. I mean, it uses "set us up the bomb" and is nevertheless funny. That's a rare thing, to be treasured. Plus, other than a small part of the US (and the entire world outside the US, of course), everyone calls it "Mac & Cheese" and has no idea what "Kraft Dinner" is--which just makes it funnier. --Falcotron 21:59, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Funny, but could use some minor touch-ups. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 00:17, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• FOR! — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 06:49, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against because my sense of humor often does not jive with that of everyone else.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 08:48, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. :) ~ T. (talk) 10:17, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• For ^_^ -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 13:35, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Sports writing isn't just about the scores -- there has to be an equine interest element as well. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:42, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• For funny --HP talk 11:53, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against. Tough for me, because I'm a fan of Shandon's work, and I genuinely like the ending of this piece. If there was more detail about the horse's career, I'd swing the other way.--Procopius 14:58, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• For-There, are you happy now Shandon? *smile*-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 19:10, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Anything horse-related is OK by me!  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:31, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Anything Kraft Dinner-related is OK by me! -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:29, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Like Falcotron said, it's amazing to hear a Zero Wing quote and actually laugh again. (Plus it makes me frowny to see that my favorite Shandonism didn't make the cut.) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:18, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For --Mister Nosey 00:36, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Kraft cheese triangles -- Hindleyite 12:54, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Can't believe I forgot to vote for this. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:47, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
• What Cornbread said. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:28, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test

• Self-nomination. OK, as far as Swiss psychiatrists go, everyone knows Jung. But Hermann Rorschach deserves a bit of recognition. Plus, I did a great deal of field research on this one. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 12:53, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• +1 For hilariousness--Savant13 14:40, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For --Shandon 18:10, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. I looked at this while it was in progress, and almost felt obliged to nominate it myself. Great work Immy! -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 21:02, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For I see a beautiful lady in that inkblot. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 22:05, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Great mix of dumb puns, brilliant satire, and silly drug references; what more could you want? Oh, pictures. They rock too. --Falcotron 06:22, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
• For all my childhood issues rushing back into my head.--Procopius 11:42, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
• AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Once again, Immy comes through with the cerebral hahas. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:38, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
• for, it's a trip. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:41, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
• Absolute-Lookatthebirdie!! --Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 20:39, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• A butterfly on a flower. Why are we bothering to vote? Just feature it instantly. 13:16, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Love it. Very, very clever. I'll have what you're having. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:09, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Good heavens, feature this immediately. It's hilarious. --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 01:53, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Nice!  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:27, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. What an excellent community evaluation this has been. Psychologically adorable. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:31, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I save this from stagnation! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 19:43, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Hermaphrodite

• Self-Nom and For. Well, it didnt win the PLS, but I still think its feature-quality, and hope you all do too. I thank RadX and Modusoperandi for the lovely pics. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:21, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For my favourite article of the PLS.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:38, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• ARRRGH! self-nommer beat me to it!!! For--I thought this was gonna be the winner--Shandon 06:31, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• TransFor! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:47, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Wow.--Procopius 11:34, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. I love it.--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 12:58, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Definately the best collaborative effort of the PLS.--<<>> 13:48, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Androgyny knows no limits.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 15:06, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• Yes. This scares me. -- Imrealized p.s. nice template 01:54, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Is this all emperialistic evidence? Perhaps you've been observing me for far too long... --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 03:17, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• For.....I wish I had boobies..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:40, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• För My first vote in days and its for this piece of crap? No really, it's great. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:47, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I tried to laugh at this but didn't succeed. Maybe it's just not outrageously funny enough. Maybe I just need to go and take up somking bong. Anyway, I will have a look at this again and see if it's really feature-worthy. -- The Colonel (talk) 07:54, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. 'Tis quite a larf. --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 02:03, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Heh heh! (slurp)  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:32, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Simultaneously clever and creepy... Weppy, the Wehpudicabok -- Hi there! (ticker tape) 05:03, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. John1728 21:49, 31 August 2006 (UTC) John S.
• For -- monika 14:55, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For yay!! very good...and hermaphrodite is one of my favorite words.... The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
• For The images were hilarious. Excellent article :) DaBlade (Click here to bitch. :)) 11:20, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against' I could have swore I voted against this once already... Maybe I'm just making that up. Who knows. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:38, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against I didn't laugh-it's not funny enough to be in teh featured list. --KUK nerd 05:52, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
• No. Appreciate the effort, but didn't find it funny.-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 15:09, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Pure genius --Cs1987 14:21, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Edvard Munch

• Quasi self nom and for a big rewrite on the lonely shore of existential fumbling --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
• For...yeah this was a really hard descission there is so many of them...umm....GO VOYNICH ONE ALSO....alright...here's another one for you Hardwick The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
• For...careful, I think only truly cultured people are gonna get this one... --HP talk 16:12, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Hilarious! --L 17:43, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
• For - Yes, quite well done indeed.  c • > • cunwapquc? 18:49, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Wait -- I want to be cultured, too! (Also, the "Very Miserable Years" section is great.)--Procopius 20:29, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. A great rewrite. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 16:33, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• Missed this one too.....still think you should have the Munch Bunch! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:59, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• For, and I quote: "Edvard spent his later years looking forward to death with sheer terror while curled up in a corner of his room, under a sheet." --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|F@H|MUN 21:24, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• For I'm cultured! I'm cultured! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A21:29, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. If anyone wants to buy a Munch, I know a guy who knows a guy. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 03:48, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against i dont get it--Parodius 22:31, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
• for A lovely piece of dreck. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:05, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 02:59, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Even though they found the damned paintings a few days ago. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:44, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• for...forgot to vote for this earlier.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:07, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Pentium 4

• Self Nomination - I have worked on it for some days and it's time for it now to face the final test. (I have removed most of the comments I posted here. See discussion page for more details.)-- The Colonel (talk) 12:10, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 13:00, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
• What the hell is wrong with u ppl? Saw this when it was under development and liked it then. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
• For - I liked it. It's not very often that an article up for nomination mentions a recently featured article (Idiocrates). Plus it was funny. --emc! ╬ 20:58, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Took me a while to decide, because it was kinda confusing the first time I read it, but after re-reading, its funny and the images are good. -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 05:45, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, because I'm one of the poor bastards that bought a Pentium Pro and I'm still holding a grudge. Modusoperandi 00:54, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, you know why... --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:36, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Cleverly done. This is why I own a Compaq. Wait a minute . . .--Procopius 12:53, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. This is a sympathy vote for a nice try. Seriously, WTF is this (see [1])? Go to Hades? That's some funny shit there Swordman. So is this article. I've no sympathy at all, actually. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:18, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• For...I never owned a dog named Patches, thusly go Smackintosh! --HP talk 05:50, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

• See here. -- The Colonel (talk) 16:45, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

• Do not click the link "See here" in the above line, you may regret it!!!!!!!!!! --HP talk 03:41, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

• For I have an AMD64 in my laptop too...-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:06, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
• for mentioning Idiocrates. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 11:28, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. - satire of computer stuff, only cleverer - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 11:14, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - David Gerard 15:47, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
• For —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 222.153.188.49 (talk • contribs)
• For 69.164.111.26 15:37, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For because it hasn't gotten a single Against yet, and because it needs to be featured eventually. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:47, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• Weak For It doesn't have the same comedic punch as some of the other stuff I've read, but it has some nice jokes. I especially like the "Four Least Efforts." --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 20:15, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Why did I vote for this originally? Maybe to get rid of Swordman...I do like the pics, but it didnt make me laugh once. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:21, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Hey, I worked hard on it! -- The Colonel (talk) 14:54, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Previously Featured

HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone

Featured —rc (t) 03:56, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

• Nomination and for. One of my favorites. --So So 09:17, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. --L 14:25, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:28, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• Extreme For. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:36, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Good heavens, this is awesome...--<<>> 14:45, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 15:03, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. I would've voted for it based on title alone, but I read the article and it just got better. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 15:29, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Another of Hardwick's gems. -- Hindleyite 17:17, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Somebody needs to check his medication. For once, that somebody isn't me.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:22, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For quite clever. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:39, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I'm killing a few birds with one stone by editing this whole page, instead of each section. Take that WIKIBirds!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 21:41, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It is rare that I find, on a site such as this, an article that is so useful. Thank you Hardwick. You changed my life. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:41, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. 'Tis Hardwick, 'tis good.--Procopius 12:45, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. --Gubby 21:30, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Hate HowTos, but I just cant vote against this. Terrific. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:25, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
• Pretty stupid.For.InfiniteMonkey 02:13, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• For--Shandon 15:34, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. The DaVinci method.--Wit (tawk) 01:24, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

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