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*Not nom (that was [[User:Mister Nosey|Mister Nosey]]), but '''for'''. This page speaks to me as though it was writ by my own hand. Which it was. Plus I spent way too long 'shopping a pic of Vanilla Ice to make him even dorkier not to render a self-centred "for".--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
 
*Not nom (that was [[User:Mister Nosey|Mister Nosey]]), but '''for'''. This page speaks to me as though it was writ by my own hand. Which it was. Plus I spent way too long 'shopping a pic of Vanilla Ice to make him even dorkier not to render a self-centred "for".--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' --{{User:Severian/sig}} 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' --{{User:Severian/sig}} 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Fo<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' sho. --{{User:Thetoastman/sig}} 11:41, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Fo<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' sho. --{{User:Thetoastman/sig}} 11:41, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
 
*The flab be '''down wit deez shiit!'''--[[User:Flabius-Danner|Flabius-Danner]] 09:15, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
 
*The flab be '''down wit deez shiit!'''--[[User:Flabius-Danner|Flabius-Danner]] 09:15, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Fo<nowiki>'</nowiki>shizzle.'' Funiest article I've read in a while.
   
 
==[[Erraticus]]==
 
==[[Erraticus]]==

Revision as of 19:16, September 10, 2006

  • Vote for an article you find excellent. Please add new nominations on the top.
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Violators of this policy will be SHOT.
Survivors will be GIVEN A DIGESTIVE BISCUIT.
Then we shoot them again.
Any funny business and we shoot you a third time.
If you think I'm kidding, go ahead and test my patience.
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(if you read aloud the fine print above, your dog will also be shot)


Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must be at least a week old before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time.

VANITY REGULATION: Articles that meet the criteria for vanity may not be nominated.

VFH IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

Gaydar

Score: +5 centipoofs on the Gaydar
  • nom and for. I thought this was pretty funny and the graphic is genius, and it's got the potential to be even better. For instance, there must be some kind of gaydar jamming system, right?InfiniteMonkey 23:19, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for -- I'll change my vote to For after I make a few touch-ups. Note to all: halt voting on this submission until I've fixed it up a bit (nothing serious; just some minor tunings). Or not. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:25, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
I'm done, and for. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:31, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Against. Short and no laughs. The pic is good though. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 23:58, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
thanks :) --Huffers 02:37, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. This is a funny. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:21, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Very Strong For. Not that it makes any difference, adding strength. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:03, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • A For so strong, its almost butch. I gave this one a good going over too. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:36, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for, nice and edgy, good content balance, great puns.. yeah funny !.--Vosnul 10:10, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Reluctant For. Ok, fine, I'll vote for this gay-themed article, but this is the last one I'm voting for for a while.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:15, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

d20 Uncyclopedia

Score: +5 Torch of Burninating
  • Nom and For. Something about this speaks to my inner-nerd. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:21, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 21:34, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • It would be better with another pic, but it made it's saving throw, so I'm voting for.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:33, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Barely For...this has some feature potential but as MO says, needs a little more flash.--Shandon 22:38, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against. In it's favor, it's clever, put together well, and written well enough for VFA. However, it's too much an in-joke. I'm against featuring articles about Uncyclopedia and it's culture; what it comes down to is that they're basically vanity. We don't want to read about the in-jokes of some random high school, why should we think the whole world wants to read about the workings of a web site? InfiniteMonkey 23:13, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • rolls. . . For!. Well, ok, it's kinda an in-joke, but broad enough for noobs (like me) and the genital pubic to get a giggle from it. Hell, it's as much of an in-joke for D&D geeks (like me), and Joe Pubic has had enough exposure to D&D lore to follow the concept. I therefore cast this +1 spell of VFH on it.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! CannabagreenI Card-hearts-up my cat! 00:12, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is hilarious. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:22, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Duh. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:15, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. I took the liberty of adding a couple of found pics.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:44, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 09:07, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I have loved this one forever.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:22, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Self-hating Jew

Score: +9 gefilte fish in a barrel
  • Self-nom and for, because my rabbi and former Hitler Youth leader says the truth must come out about the Protocols, even though They will never let me work in Hollywood again for this. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 22:16, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:22, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, Oi! I should bring you some matzo ball soup, maybe. I make the shmura matzo myself. Have some, you'll plotz.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:01, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:24, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I started to accept my multiracial background & then this happens.--SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 10:45, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I hated myself for making that pic...-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 14:01, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Hitlerbear says For - David Gerard 15:17, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. Now THIS is what I'm talking about. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:54, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Too short, not feature-quality in my opinion. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 04:55, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Not VFA quality, pictures recycled. InfiniteMonkey 15:41, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. How about one on the atavistic guilt of lapsed Catholics? -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 15:49, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Being a former Catholic myself, I find this idea hilarious. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:47, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I HATE THEM ALL! and for that reason I shall vote FOR! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 18:25, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because I laughed while reading it.—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 21:17, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. The text is fine, but as InfiniteMonkey said, the pictures (with the exception of the Mordillo one) could use some work. The Lieberman one seemed like a non-sequitor to me.--Procopius 12:04, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Suburban homeboy

Score: +17izzles
  • Not nom (that was Mister Nosey), but for. This page speaks to me as though it was writ by my own hand. Which it was. Plus I spent way too long 'shopping a pic of Vanilla Ice to make him even dorkier not to render a self-centred "for".--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh all right, For...--Shandon 17:10, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For--SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:31, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Great stuff. Might even be better than all the stuff <insert name here> has done (and that's saying a lot).--Procopius 20:47, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Need I say for? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:25, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Fo'. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:21, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. great stuff! -- mowgli 14:27, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional for. Needs categories. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:46, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment. Done. If you can think of any more (or more appropriate) cats, feel free to add them.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:21, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Fozizzor, my dilznoofuses. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 21:51, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Pure greatness in a can! --Hhamdy283 00:23, 4 September 2006 (UTC) (Wow Procopius, I am flattered. I did not know my four pages were of such high calibre)
  • Against until it doesn't warrant a "bloody ugly" template for its formatting. Then it'll be possible to evaluate the content - David Gerard 15:20, 4 September 2006 (UTC) Much better. For - David Gerard 10:07, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment Fo'matting's in place, yo. Jus' ugly now, not ugizzle with da' bloodizzle. (Or words to that effect)--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:52, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but I agree with David Gerard, needs a fix up. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:06, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Fo' sho. -- cdr. thetoastman Toastmansig.png tlk ctr cun f@h 11:41, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • The flab be down wit deez shiit!--Flabius-Danner 09:15, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • 'Fo'shizzle. Funiest article I've read in a while.

Erraticus

Score: +8 off-track narratives
  • Nom and For - Was a Poo Lit Surprise contest winner.--Mister Nosey 00:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • This self vote for can be yours for $19.99 a month! Ask me how!--Procopius 20:47, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For More deserving that most of the other PLS stuff. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:52, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's a little short, but it's incredibly funny. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 23:18, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Tough decision, but falls just short for me. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:12, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like it! Maybe a bit heavy on the random humour side, but great!Aaadddaaammm 09:29, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For my favourite entry in the PLS. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 21:35, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:03, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 16:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against.Just 'cause something does not translate into any official language DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNY. I mean, easy on the jibberish, ya mean? GRUNG!

Garfield

Score: +7.5
  • Nom and For - Was a Poo Lit Surprise contest winner.--Mister Nosey 00:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For... genius!—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 10:34, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Excellent-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 20:35, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for! The comics are fantastic. Funnier than the real ones, actually.--Procopius 20:47, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Yesses 89.136.44.237 12:21, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
    forgot to login, that was me. Dumitru 12:24, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The article isn't the funniest thing on Uncyclopedia, but it's not bad, and the comics have more than enough funny for any three articles. Plus, we just deleted an article with "Wheeeee!" in it, didn't we? -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 21:41, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For--SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:50, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For! After a lot of new articles that aren't really funny, this one made me laugh! Jarskaaja 11:59, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Against. NOT funny. Too much like an Encyclopedia Dramatica article, and we don't want that. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:52, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • NO! Not funny. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:25, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Agree with the two comments above. Plus, the links are annoying. --So So 06:00, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Because. --ZniLe 12:31, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Yay! -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 19:04, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Supah Dupah. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:53, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Learn Hebrew

Score: Torahs misread +11
  • Nom and For. A great one from Mordillo. Possibly the most abusive and erudite HowTo. And it's got this line: The proper way to pronounce this letter is take a nut and shove it down your throat as far down as possible and then observe the sounds you make as you try to cough it out. Got it? There is your Chet.--Procopius 23:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's not Mordillo's best work, but that doesn't mean it's not hilarious. P.S., Mordillo, can I have a picture of you for the Self-hating Jew article? -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 00:21, 2

September 2006 (UTC)

comment Naturally, but you can ask Sev to portray me:Black coat, big nose, give out loans at a very bad rate of interest. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:41, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
Hey <insert name here> look at Mordillo!-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 18:26, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
Oh yeah! And it looks much better than I do in real life...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 18:46, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
commentWhich was always a good reason...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 18:26, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Language humor is the best.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:13, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Damn and i actually tried learning Hebrew... too funny.--Lutskovp 20:01, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. I already know Hebrew, which made this article even more funny! Bravo to the creator!! (besides, I even helped out with some modifications) --User:Llama-Llover

Medical Malpractice

Score: +15 ambulance-chasing lawsuits

HMS Potatore

Score: +11 men overboard
  • Nomination and For. I think it's great. If people don't like it, tough turkeys. -- Hindleyite 16:43, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • ForI enjoyed it.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 19:25, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For <chugs beer> Thanks to the collaboration (with Shandon) to make this page I've got <belch!> culture. <pumps fist> Cul-chur! Cul-chur! Cul-chur! Wooo, Skynyrd rules! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:28, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For British Naval efficiency at its best. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 22:05, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, even though these "tough turkeys" Hindleyite speaks of intrigue me. I'll take two of 'em so I can stage fights in my backyard. Do you take PayPal? -- Imrealized ...hmm? 04:21, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 12:06, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Excellent mash of Pinafore and Uncyclopedia. I look forward to The Potato Skins of Penzance.--Procopius 13:08, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like it. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:21, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The whole thing is brilliant, but Gilbert accusing <insert name here> is the best meta I've ever seen on Uncyclopedia. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 19:24, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
Comment. HA! Didn't notice that before. I'm flattered.--Procopius 20:02, 1 September 2006 (UTC) And fooled, too. Still, excellent.--Procopius 20:05, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
Comment. Hahaha, good laugh. I didn't notice that either, nicely done. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 21:04, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For he himself has said it: Thanks to MO for all the hard work!--Shandon 20:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Even though I haven't a damned clue about what the hell it is all about....but it got me in it! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:50, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. You know the drill... ~ ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 22:16, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I agree with MoneySign. Even though it's not real redlinks it still gives me nightmares.--SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 06:23, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment Gilbert & Sullivan's text is like Red Vs Blue (as in Halo or the USA). Too obscure?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:19, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Spectacular - David Gerard 15:25, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • If For no other reason than the tremendous amount of time spent on this. Hard to put together. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 04:51, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It's too much of an in-joke. InfiniteMonkey 09:40, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment as I've said before, I don't see it as all that in-jokey. When it comes down to it, it's Pinafore with color commentary from G&S. The poster-pic and the Potato are incidental to the story.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:04, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Give me hope, and what I lack in education and polite accomplishments, that I will endeavour to acquire. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:56, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Write A Cover Letter

Score: +17 Cover Letters
Comment. Je nais se quoi? Savoir-faire? Sang-froid? Noblesse oblige? Just pulling French phrases as I go . . .:)--Procopius 17:08, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR As usual. Anything by Mr. Pro is A++ in my book. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:00, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

American Fundie Magazine

Score: +11 Amens from the audience
  • SN+F, I don't know if those being satirized will recognize this as, well, satire. Sometimes you just need to take the piss, as it were...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:39, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 18:53, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Mean-spirited and unfair, much like its target. For.--Procopius 19:50, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, even though I think I was misled. I sent all my money to that Cayman Islands PO Box, and yet God still didn't hear my prayers and strike down all the liberals, atheists, homos, hippies, Catholics, negros, young people, people with tans, and women in San Francisco, so I still can't find a parking space. --Falcotron 22:17, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Where's Sinner? --Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 02:56, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Yay.--Gubby 12:45, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. We shall march on a road of bones. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 16:12, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I am not saying that this article will never see the chance of getting featured, but how can I, as an anti-fundie proponent, possibly enjoy an article that protrays Ptolemaic Universe (which is an early Modern Catholic doctrine) as a 21st-century US Christian fundie idea? There are things that need not be there but are there anyway just for the sake of having more references (regardless of applicability). Yes, I know I am a bit harsh on this but I would rather vote for an article that is short but elegant and precise than one that is long but confusing and self-contradictory. -- The Colonel (talk) 09:15, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
    (Discussion continued...)
    • For. Now that's better. -- The Colonel (talk) 16:07, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hohoho, this is funny. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:06, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Yes it is. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:22, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because I hate Christians. (Note: I don't hate Christians.)—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 21:08, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment Note: Neither do I. Liberal Christians are all right, s'just those that take the book literally that boil my soup.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:07, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--So So 07:00, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against for now - the article text tries to skewer the subject with a bludgeon. This is probably fixable with a rewrite of the existing text. But that image is VFP-worthy - David Gerard 07:41, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment "Sometimes it is best to scramble eggs with a hammer." Sun Tzu.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:16, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

Score: +12 hooves to the glue factory
  • N+F My second favourite entry in Poo Lit--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:46, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For My second favorite entry too--Shandon 18:39, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. A wide variety of humor without ever becoming random and stupid. I mean, it uses "set us up the bomb" and is nevertheless funny. That's a rare thing, to be treasured. Plus, other than a small part of the US (and the entire world outside the US, of course), everyone calls it "Mac & Cheese" and has no idea what "Kraft Dinner" is--which just makes it funnier. --Falcotron 21:59, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Funny, but could use some minor touch-ups. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:17, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR! Major insignia Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 06:49, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against because my sense of humor often does not jive with that of everyone else.—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 08:48, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. :) ~ T. (talk) 10:17, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For ^_^ -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 13:35, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Sports writing isn't just about the scores -- there has to be an equine interest element as well. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 08:42, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For funny --HPSigHP talk KUN Icons-flag-pi 11:53, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against. Tough for me, because I'm a fan of Shandon's work, and I genuinely like the ending of this piece. If there was more detail about the horse's career, I'd swing the other way.--Procopius 14:58, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For-There, are you happy now Shandon? *smile*--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 19:10, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Anything horse-related is OK by me!  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:31, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Anything Kraft Dinner-related is OK by me! -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:29, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Like Falcotron said, it's amazing to hear a Zero Wing quote and actually laugh again. (Plus it makes me frowny to see that my favorite Shandonism didn't make the cut.) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:18, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Mister Nosey 00:36, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Kraft cheese triangles -- Hindleyite 12:54, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test

Score: +14 Disorders Diagnosed
  • Self-nomination. OK, as far as Swiss psychiatrists go, everyone knows Jung. But Hermann Rorschach deserves a bit of recognition. Plus, I did a great deal of field research on this one. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 12:53, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • +1 For hilariousness--Savant13 14:40, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Shandon 18:10, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I looked at this while it was in progress, and almost felt obliged to nominate it myself. Great work Immy! -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 21:02, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I see a beautiful lady in that inkblot. -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 22:05, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Great mix of dumb puns, brilliant satire, and silly drug references; what more could you want? Oh, pictures. They rock too. --Falcotron 06:22, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For all my childhood issues rushing back into my head.--Procopius 11:42, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Once again, Immy comes through with the cerebral hahas. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:38, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for, it's a trip. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:41, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Absolute-Lookatthebirdie!! --Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 20:39, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
  • A butterfly on a flower. Why are we bothering to vote? Just feature it instantly. Freemorpheme.gif 13:16, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Love it. Very, very clever. I'll have what you're having. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 07:09, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Good heavens, feature this immediately. It's hilarious. --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 01:53, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Nice!  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:27, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. What an excellent community evaluation this has been. Psychologically adorable. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:31, 1 September 2006 (UTC)


Hermaphrodite

Score: +18 bestubbled transsexuals

War of 1812

Score: +19 foiled invasions of Canada
  • Nomination and For -- An absolutely hilarious article, although it could use some minor tunings. A large portion of this is the work of DWIII and Procopius. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:51, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 02:55, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional For. The only problem I see is the massive amount of red links. Change that, and sure. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 02:58, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
    Comment. Agreed. Redlinks are cleaned up now -- but pace Falcotron, I challenge someone to come up with articles for Francis Scott Key, Willard Scott, Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame, Ralph Lauren and so on.--Procopius 01:27, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
    Francis Scott Key or Ralph Lauren would be hard work, but could be very funny; Willard Scott and Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame should be easy (but probably not that funny). --Falcotron 03:40, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. H.M.S. Custom, Common Law and Royal and Parliamentary Decisions? You don't need a press gang to get me on board. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 03:29, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For!—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 06:14, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I'll vote For for just about anyone who defeats the French. Oh, and it was extremly funny as well. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 06:30, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Modusoperandi 06:57, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I glanced at four bits and all made me laugh. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:16, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For The impressment jokes alone... um... impressed me. Even funnier if you know the Great Lakes area. By the way, most of the red links are things that really should exist, but sadly they don't. --Falcotron 08:14, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For: A great article on a great war. H.M.S. Custom, Common Law and Royal and Parliamentary Decisions is pure genius. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH22:39, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Self vote for. This is why I love Uncyclopedia: My joke about the English Constitution would be met with blank stares anywhere else.  :)--Procopius 01:27, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
    Oh come on; not even ED would give you blank stares. They'd just say, "Dude, that's like a long, boring-ass name, lulz" and edit it to "H.M.S. Fag." --Falcotron 01:34, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For One of those few truly funny articles. --Iambusyeating 16:07, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • 1814. I love the note. --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|F@H|MUN 01:42, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 19:01, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Stan Lather 22:44, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Cleverly funny! It amused me how the author managed to slip in some vanity stuff and [somehow] made it even more funny. Go penguins! --KUK nerd 20:51, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I busted a gut, split my sides, amputated my right leg and sacrificed my firstborn son to the Elder Gods reading this! (P.S. only take the first two seriously). -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:53, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Good stuff. InfiniteMonkey 18:07, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because I wanna invade Quebec! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:43, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Disneyland

Score: +16 Dwarves
  • Nom and for. Entertaining and all the assorted links make me happy. A great body of work --Cycliclythium 19:35, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, very creative. Logixoul 21:53, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for. A good parody of a Wikipedia entry on foreign countries. This will be a stonger endorsement if the redlinks are cleaned up.--Procopius 12:16, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Sure. --L 12:27, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Nice job. -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 01:03, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Very for: Classic! Why did it take this long to be nominated, and why aren't many people voting for this? Vote, you bastards!!—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 04:11, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Because it's good ~McDestroyertron (talk) 04:16, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, I guess. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:10, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Excellent. 70.103.20.120 23:28, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Damn good... --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 04:27, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's funny, more exposure will help fill out some red links. --68.231.149.139 17:36, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Because this has fewer calories and goes down smoother than the regular brands. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh yea. Article r0x0rz, which in haX0r sp33k means "Dude!" --Captain Finding Nemo 06:01, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Long overdue, the Disneyland cycle is what hooked me on this site -- Rljenk 03:12, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I really like this one. It has a real place, references to a real place, and is a great parody of real country articles. Top-notch! Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 06:47, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for A worthy tome, the pinnacle for me was "Maus macht frei". Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:16, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, gets saved from stagnation removal because it made me laugh.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:46, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Edvard Munch

Score: +12.5
  • Quasi self nom and for a big rewrite on the lonely shore of existential fumbling --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For...yeah this was a really hard descission there is so many of them...umm....GO VOYNICH ONE ALSO....alright...here's another one for you Hardwick The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
  • For...careful, I think only truly cultured people are gonna get this one... --HPSigHP talk 16:12, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hilarious! --L 17:43, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Yes, quite well done indeed.  c • > • cunwapquc? 18:49, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Wait -- I want to be cultured, too! (Also, the "Very Miserable Years" section is great.)--Procopius 20:29, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. A great rewrite. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 16:33, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Missed this one too.....still think you should have the Munch Bunch! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 17:59, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, and I quote: "Edvard spent his later years looking forward to death with sheer terror while curled up in a corner of his room, under a sheet." --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|F@H|MUN 21:24, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I'm cultured! I'm cultured! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A21:29, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. If anyone wants to buy a Munch, I know a guy who knows a guy. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 03:48, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against i dont get it--Parodius 22:31, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for A lovely piece of dreck. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:05, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 02:59, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Even though they found the damned paintings a few days ago. -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 14:44, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • for...forgot to vote for this earlier.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:07, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Sausage Butty Batter Nugget

Score: +14 well chewed gobbets
  • Nomination and cholesterol-rich For. Heck, you can't argue with Russell Crowe. I know I don't fancy a phone in my mush. Anyway, I'm sure they sell these at my local chippy. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 11:41, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Napoleon Boneparte died alone and childless on the windswept island of St. Helena after a harpsichord fell through the ceiling and hit him on the head. I'm a sucker for rich imagery.--Procopius 11:53, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. dung has not just fallen out of cows, it has also fallen out of fashion. Pure genious, well done that man!--McBumlo 19:29, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. This is my kind of random. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:44, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Quatro I mean (Four), considering I helped inspire its creation (yes, I am God), and seeing as Snakes on a Plane isn't faring so well anyways.--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:49, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, I blew chunks, it was so funny. --HPSigHP talk 16:22, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm Lovin' It --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:10, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I mean, it was okay, but then I read the other articles voted up at the moment, and it's not as good. If the competition was dreck then it would be a good vote: but then if there were no other guys in the world, I'd be up to here in pussy chicks female company, know what I mean? FreeMorpheme 21:34, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Hi-larious. I prefer this to Humosexual. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:42, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Jesus Christ this is amazing. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:25, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  • What, you expect me to say "for" or something?? --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az 03:45, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I can't resist an article with hedgehogs. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:23, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For random food items. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 03:03, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Delicious! -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 14:42, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is about on-par with the horror stories I've been told about English sandwiches. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:20, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Ew. - David Gerard 15:49, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Pentium 4

Score: +12 silicon wafers
  • Self Nomination - I have worked on it for some days and it's time for it now to face the final test. (I have removed most of the comments I posted here. See discussion page for more details.)-- The Colonel (talk) 12:10, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 13:00, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • What the hell is wrong with u ppl? Saw this when it was under development and liked it then. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 15:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I liked it. It's not very often that an article up for nomination mentions a recently featured article (Idiocrates). Plus it was funny. --emc! 20:58, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Took me a while to decide, because it was kinda confusing the first time I read it, but after re-reading, its funny and the images are good. -- Sir Cornbread The Great Icons-flag-us [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 05:45, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I'm one of the poor bastards that bought a Pentium Pro and I'm still holding a grudge. Modusoperandi 00:54, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, you know why... --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:36, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Cleverly done. This is why I own a Compaq. Wait a minute . . .--Procopius 12:53, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is a sympathy vote for a nice try. Seriously, WTF is this (see [1])? Go to Hades? That's some funny shit there Swordman. So is this article. I've no sympathy at all, actually. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:18, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For...I never owned a dog named Patches, thusly go Smackintosh! --HPSigHP talk 05:50, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Do not click the link "See here" in the above line, you may regret it!!!!!!!!!! --HPSigHP talk 03:41, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic

Score: +18 vroom vrooms
  • Nom and for. Well written and funny. InfiniteMonkey 01:06, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Nor should UnNews articles. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az 01:29, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is a perfectly brilliant cynical slab of comedy mothballs. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 01:47, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Unless it is terrific, UnNews shouldnt be featured. It needs its own VFH kinda thing, though. -- Sir Cornbread The Great Icons-flag-us [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 01:51, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For It is terrific. I mean, I agree, but this is fucking great. Diogenes makes anything better. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:59, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Voting For my own work, so take this with a grain of salt. Thanks for the nod, Infinite Monkey.--Procopius 02:07, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Yep. Now, back in the tub I go. -- Imrealized 02:33, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Greek philosopher + UnNews = win —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 05:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
Damn it Hinoa, don't vote while I'm voting ;) --Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me| 05:16, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

*Against Not a big fan of featuring UnNews either. --emc! 00:02, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

  • FOR! -- I changed my vote because I now support the featuring of UnNews. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:07, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I liked it when I read it in the UnNews before seeing it here. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 06:04, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For one good idea cheerfully executed. -- The Colonel (talk) 06:48, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR. I don't think saying that it's UnNews justifies voting against this article, and it's possibly the best one so far. Wehpudicabok 05:07, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--Gubby 22:35, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for Hilarious! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 10:14, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For One of Procopius' gems, and I am (obviously) all for featuring UnNews articles when they are worthy. --Composure1 20:51, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Great! -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 14:46, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 15:53, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because it's been up here forever so it should be featured already, dammit. Also, it's good.—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 20:55, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Wups, forgot to vote before...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:39, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

Previously Featured

Humosexual

Score: +19

Featuredrc (t) 05:32, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Self nom and For. Out of the closet, into the fire - one last one before I retire --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. We're here, we sneer, welcome to our site.--Procopius 14:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That almost exactly describes me.--Emmzee 14:24, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Fur because I feel bad for Procopius. --emc! 03:34, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
Sweet pity helps me escape. :)--Procopius 20:29, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
Comment - Rob will do a lot for a pizza, but he drew the line at being mentioned in this. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:55, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Fro cool. --Parodius 22:24, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Eggsaladtent-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 04:50, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Noteworthy article, but considering that the subject matter has longed been joked about to the point of not being funny at all, and the article itself contains no more than what has been around in popular culture, I must contest its credibility of being feature-worthy (but that doesn't make me a humophobe, does it?) -- The Colonel (talk) 07:18, 28 August 2006 (UTC) 07:37, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment - Thanks for pointing that out. I was unaware of my crime. Please put a link on my talk page to show me where this has been done before. I'd hate to be unoriginal. I will try and stuff something in that hasn't "been around in popular culture" for a while, like maybe Stephenson's Rocket or something. And another thing, how can an article be both 'noteworthy' and 'not funny at all'? You make no sense at all. Were you drunk perhaps? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 15:40, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I had to vote for as I'm a bit of a humo myself. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:49, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOUR. I like it. --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 02:08, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Great, Hardwick, but don't let this be your swan song! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 12:17, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For it is great. Dumitru 12:36, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah. Just so-so for my sense of humour. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 03:16, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. What can I say? She made me laugh.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:18, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

"Paul is dead" hoax

Score: +20 if "Eat a bagel!" doesn't mean "for"

Featured I counted the votes very carefully and responsibly. Thanks for the support. —rc (t) 05:22, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For - Was a Poo Lit Surprise contest winner.--Mister Nosey 00:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Is this supposed to be funny? It reads like a Wikipedia article. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:43, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Lesson 1: It reads like a Wikipedia article because it's a parody. Brilliant, funny, subtle and smart writing and images. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 06:55, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I like how it pretends that Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings. The rest is good too.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because it beat mine so it must be funny, which it is.—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 10:36, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For as per Hardwick. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 10:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For wings...lol-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Hindleyite 12:51, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- monika 14:51, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For--SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 19:49, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The album descriptions are priceless.--Procopius 21:00, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Pure genius. --Hhamdy283 00:41, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Just wanted to say thanks for the nom, Mister Nosey, and for everyone who voted. I really didn't expect this article to do very well on VFH, but I'm glad to be wrong so far. —rc (t) 00:57, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Eat a bagel! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:28, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I still ove the Abbey Road picture... but I don't think it could pull it's own weight on VFP, this is good enough... I suppose. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:34, 3 September 2006 (UTC) 04:34, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Quite, quite brilliant. --Tezcat 09:37, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I liek'. Dumitru 12:25, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because my culture requires me to vote for anything featuring the walrus of death. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 21:38, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For!!!!! i love the paul is dead clues!!! and i love this parody! a new extreme!! yay!! (and i wanted to use my totally awesome sig again) (be amazed, be very amazed) The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
  • For, heehee. -- cdr. thetoastman Toastmansig.png tlk ctr cun f@h 11:44, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, grand stuff there lass -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 22:45, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I had a mighty inward struggle with whether to vote for myself. Hubris for the win! —rc (t) 04:36, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funny, and who can go against the Beatles? -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 04:50, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for Rc is an indisputable genius, and this article is solid, but it feels somewhat incomplete. What's there is hilarious, but it just left me yearning for more. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment You're right. I concentrated on album "clues" but there's definitely more to the story than that. It's unprotected now (I guess all the PLS entries were left protected?) for people to expand. And thanks for the vote. :D —rc (t) 02:02, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Lost in Translation

Score: +22 misunderstand wort

Featuredrc (t) 06:30, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

It's part of the joke, to show that the writer is "giving up". --Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 11:44, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
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  • For. I was payed to vote For.--ZniLe 07:43, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For clever jokes -- Xykon 08:56, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I didn't see the movie, but it's funny anyway. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:20, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for I'm working on a template which fors anything with Bat Fuck Insane in it. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:53, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, on the condition that by the time it comes to be featured, the Russian Reversal joke is obliterated. -- Hindleyite 15:06, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Mostly For Didn't see the movie, but riked what you did with the Engrish. Didn't raugh right out roud, but it tickred the insides of my brain. This sight courd use more writers who actuarry use their brains instead of staring at them in the jar on the pantry sherf. Good show, ord chap, good show. --Sharkbait1986 22:57, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It needs more work done before it can even be considered for VFH. Expand the shorter sections, make them funnier and then I'll change my vote.--DrPoodle 23:12, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Revised for. Maybe seeing the movie would've helped me get it the first time...? Oh well, it's good, anyway. Also, DrPoodle needs it explained to him as well. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 23:56, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Wut gives? I like things that are lost. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Reply - I get the joke, I just don't think its that funny...--DrPoodle 09:08, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Fore. Because my hovercraft is full of eels. El Zoof 12:30, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah, see? Dumitru 12:32, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because Kakun forced me to. Or he'd kill my family.--Shandon 04:41, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 15:29, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR - Its way funnier now. --DrPoodle 16:54, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR - I Love Kakun! --PrincessCaitlaiPrincessCaitlai 17:23, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I was on the fence before all the recent changes, but now it's just hilarious all the way through. And I love the sprite comics starring kanji. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 21:56, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

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