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== March 18 - Nothing but a [[Douche]]. ==
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Deletion Policy
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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite shoot-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • Funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
  • If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add expired NRV/ICU to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add categories or images, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:


The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is May 6. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

March 18 - Nothing but a Douche.

Ben Hayward

March 17

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