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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

Intensive Care Unit

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The QVFD process

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted. Voting is allowed, but If there is any controversy here, shift it to regular VFD.

If the article is not quite shoot-on-sight, put (only on NEW articles) an {{ICU|~~~~~}} tag, which means "improve within a week or it dies". If it's bad but not quite that bad, or too old to NRV/ICU, put it on regular VFD.

Some other possibilities for dealing with stubs that are not just one unfunny sentence, yet are not fully completed articles:

  • they can be combined with a larger, existing related article or topic, or:
  • flag them as stubs with any of the {{stub}} or {{catstub|Category Name}} tags
  • flag them for {{rewrite}}
  • funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself
  • if they seem like they might have value with some effort put into them, flag them with {{ICU|~~~~~}} (if less than a week old) and if they are not edited again they'll be huffed after one week.

In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
  • If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add expired NRV/ICU to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add categories or images, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]

Notes for deleting:

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • You can also add <del> and </del> tags around the list once you are through with it.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (VFD), (MTU), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is April 29. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

Decemeber 22 - Mugabe's Day

Image:Hv banned.jpg - Redundent
Jadis the White Witch
Fuck'n Hoez
Tickle Me Elmo 
Image:Clockwork WiFi.jpg - Unused image
Sal Mazzei
Category:People manipulated by Nicolae Carpathia - Redundnet

Decemeber 21 - Veggiefighter

User:SysRq/Abortion (redirect) (delete) - Mainspaced, needless redirect.
User talk:SysRq/Abortion - Mainspaced, needless redirect.
Bif naked 
How not to live
Al Sharpton
Findright - vanity/advert?
Sheridan baker
Het streek - probable vanity  
UnPoetia:Haikus Are Stupid  
Sober Surfer
Malcolm young
The Hives
Parkinson's Disease
James Jones
Star Wars: Revenge of the Giant Slugs
Grand Theft Auto: Middle Earth
Movie Theaters
Heidi Klum

Decemeber 20

Andrew symonds
Personal Computer
Gimpy the imperfect sheep
Category:Drug Dealers - Redundent
Canberra Schools - Stupid Vanity

December 19 - on the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six awful sweaters

Hydrogen (disambugation)
John keys
Wikipedia vandalization group
Colonel Claypool Brain Turkey Rape and Bernie Worell
Motley Crue
Forum warz
Pikachu (Ash
Walrus Night (redirect) (delete)
Talk:Walrus Night (redirect) (delete)
The loneliest job in the world is vandalizing uncyclopedia (redirect) (delete)
Talk:The loneliest job in the world is vandalizing uncyclopedia  (redirect) (delete)
Utility belt
Silicon chip
But "dead" refers to a link that
Red links are often mistaken as "dead"
Red lin
Popeye's Fried Chicken
The only Wikipedia Article on Uncyclopedia
Will Denbow
The Village People
HowTo:Abuse Your Wife for Fun
Raccoon girl
Spybot S&D
Halsoft's contributions
Ben Sharratt
Michael Kelso
Eric Forman
Far cry 2
David chambers
Agent Elrond

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