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[[:Grandad Knows Best]] - Author request.
<s>[[:Grandad Knows Best]] - Author request.</s> No way, dude. Try convincing me on my talkpage just why I <br>should. Granted, it's yours, but just because it got a few againsts on VFH doesn't make this <br>deletion necessary. Stop being such a tortured artist. That's my gig, baby. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 06:01, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
[[:James Larkin]]
[[:James Larkin]]

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The QVFD process

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted. Voting is allowed, but If there is any controversy here, shift it to regular VFD.

If the article is not quite shoot-on-sight, put (only on NEW articles) an {{ICU|~~~~~}} tag, which means "improve within a week or it dies". If it's bad but not quite that bad, or too old to NRV/ICU, put it on regular VFD.

Some other possibilities for dealing with stubs that are not just one unfunny sentence, yet are not fully completed articles:

  • they can be combined with a larger, existing related article or topic, or:
  • flag them as stubs with any of the {{stub}} or {{catstub|Category Name}} tags
  • flag them for {{rewrite}}
  • funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself
  • if they seem like they might have value with some effort put into them, flag them with {{ICU|~~~~~}} (if less than a week old) and if they are not edited again they'll be huffed after one week.

In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
  • If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add expired NRV/ICU to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add categories or images, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]

Notes for deleting:

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • You can also add <del> and </del> tags around the list once you are through with it.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (VFD), (MTU), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is May 5. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

October 9th - and they all lived happily ever after...

Grandad Knows Best - Author request. No way, dude. Try convincing me on my talkpage just why I 
should. Granted, it's yours, but just because it got a few againsts on VFH doesn't make this
deletion necessary. Stop being such a tortured artist. That's my gig, baby. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:01, 9 October 2008 (UTC) James Larkin ELOPE Pacific time zone - Same as below. Mountain time zone - Same as below. Central time zone - Wikipedia c/p. T3 Jackasses Hanna montana

October 8 - Cherry soda, anyone?

Yu gi oh the abridged series
Martin sexton
The Stupid Adventures of Po
Dima Bilan - Fuck off.
Frank gehry
Leap year
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How to destroy a pc
Cradle of filth (redirect) (delete)
Rip the Jacker
You'll surrender
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Megatopiazelia - IP author blanked page
It came from within
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Australian mgpie (redirect) (delete)
Dino Sex
Quarter Pounder
Surrey, England

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