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~ Oscar Wilde on Noob of the month award

Noob of the Month badge

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped images.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

Past Winners

Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • The Bard • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje

Official Nominations for April

Mahm00shA (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nomination - I think that my adoson has shown great progress since starting. Maybe he can win the award his adopapa sadly failed to win last month.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
• Saving my vote for now, but I would like to say that Mahmoosha has been an exceptional noob over at IC, and I see tremendous promise in this one. However, pussy that I am, I want to see how things play out before casting my vote. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:19, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
• For. Thank you CBBQ! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 04:58, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
• Yay! » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 11:52, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
• Comment I haven't checked the dates very carefully, but I believe that MahmOOshA is over the time limit for NotM. ~ 11:58, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Nope. 18:50, 15 February 2009. To old. He's driving his own car and everything guys! MrN  Fork you! 12:14, Apr 2

holy fuck! :( SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 12:53, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Sorry adoson, I thought you still qualified.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Jrubio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• nom & for. he wrote an article. it doesn't suck! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:09, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
• For per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:06, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom+for. So this guy has come in, written some articles, even some images, cleaned up the place a teeny bit, even started his own TV show. I think this guy has it all coming for him. NotY confirmed. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:04, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
• lol. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 12:27, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Rogue ball of tumbleweed

• For. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 01:54, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

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