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#Signed up yesterday, already has an UnNews and an article in progress. I think he should stay and such. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 23:19, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Signed up yesterday, already has an UnNews and an article in progress. I think he should stay and such. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 23:19, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
#Frosty broke both my tibiæ and also my left humerus, leaving me with a single arm to both vote and wank. So...boom. Alcohol, here ya go.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120429112217}}
 
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Noobaward
Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but at least I'm not a n00b.”
~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

  • Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process

Nonoobs
You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

  • The total score for an individual n00b is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
  • 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
  • Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page
  • Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: ChronarionRadicalXSlackerboyMellomehSplakaUtarEmpireBobBobBobTodd LyonsWhywhywhyMoneySignCount of Monkey CriscoSpangHardwick FundlebuggyNydasZombiebaronShandonProcopiusQuiraAnyoneBraydieGneomiBen DeRoyContestantRAHBMichaelHaxPigeon۞Dr. SkullthumperGerrycheeversThe UnIdiotJim GroovesterMrN9000AEDJ IrreverentLuvvyMightydandylionYesTimeToEditCheapinitrealThe WoodburninatorMrmonkey72RcmurphyMultiliteralistNachladerPaddyAtkinsonDrStrangeTagstitGuildensternensteinSonjeYouKnowWhatTheMusicMeansClemens177StaircasePuppyOnTheRadioSequenceWhy do I need to provide this?BlueSpiritGuyPuffskeinAleisterLisaKacholdHELPMEJoyce Carol Hall-and-OatesTragicbootyEnglish peasantMsuCarencroJohn LydonNonchalantCaterpillarLordarcadianThatdamnedfollowspotTonilleroMimo&maxusPutthatknifedownCat the ColourfulOmnifluffRpmNeopowellTheHumbuckerLockdandloadNoNamesLeftMattsnowPoopManPoopHauntedUndiesMattityahuIwritewhatiwantFeatured UserPopGoesTheWeaselJonny appleseedVodkelpplantTasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXDAlpha QuintessonMockingbird ST

For full details, see Past Winners

Current nominations

C₂H₆O (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 12
  1. Signed up yesterday, already has an UnNews and an article in progress. I think he should stay and such. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:19, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Frosty broke both my tibiæ and also my left humerus, leaving me with a single arm to both vote and wank. So...boom. Alcohol, here ya go. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Apr 29 '12 11:22 (UTC)
  3. Certainly! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:32, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:55, April 30, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. I've always be partial to a little alcohol. I prefer a lot though. --C₂H₆O (hic) 12:01, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. Yeaaauhh!! --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:44, May 2, 2012 (UTC)
  7. ForHe makes a good first impression. --ShabiDOO 02:28, May 2, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. Did a lot in little time. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:37, May 2, 2012 (UTC)
  9. You mean he HASN'T won this yet!? Not surprising given how new he is. --Black Flamingo 21:15, May 2, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:51, 2 May 2012
  11. Symbol for vote For. Has earned this award by now, and is a fun guy and seems interested in learning the back alleys and more hidden corners of uncy. Aleister 11:55 6-5-'12
Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 12:38, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
Symbol for vote Darn this is hard to choose which n00b I'm going to vote for... This or this? Not reall, that was a joke. You've really done great job out here. I'm proud of you. *kiss*
  1. Best talent around here in ages.                               Puppy's talk page01:47 07 May

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