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'''[[July]] 13:''' [[Masturbation|Surreptitiously Masturbate Near A Sleeping Stranger Day]], [[National Chuck Norris Day]] |
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'''[[July]] 13:''' [[Masturbation|Surreptitiously Masturbate Near A Sleeping Stranger Day]] |
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* [[1921]] - [[Sinead O'Connor]] is arrested for indecent exposure in a [[coma ward]]. |
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* [[1921]] - [[Sinead O'Connor]] is arrested for indecent exposure in a [[coma ward]]. |
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* [[1948]] - [[Stalin]] declares that [[Masturbation|surreptitiously masturbating near sleeping strangers]] is an anti-revolutionary fascist perversion. Thousands are deported to [[Siberia]] |
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* [[1948]] - [[Stalin]] declares that [[Masturbation|surreptitiously masturbating near sleeping strangers]] is an anti-revolutionary fascist perversion. Thousands are deported to [[Siberia]] |
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* [[1954]] - SMNASS festivities hit a snag when a participant makes a mistake that will later become the inspiration for the hit [[movie]], ''There's Something About Mary''. |
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* [[1954]] - SMNASS festivities hit a snag when a participant makes a mistake that will later become the inspiration for the hit [[movie]], ''There's Something About Mary''. |
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* [[1969]] - Chuck Norris pwns millions of n00bs. |
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* [[2005]] - [[Uncyclopedia]] [[wiktionary:reasonable|viciously]] and [[fair|unfairly]] [[The Life and Death of a Template|deleted]] by [[sane|extremist]] [[Wikipedian]]s. |
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* [[2005]] - [[Uncyclopedia]] [[wiktionary:reasonable|viciously]] and [[fair|unfairly]] [[The Life and Death of a Template|deleted]] by [[sane|extremist]] [[Wikipedian]]s. |
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* [[2006]] - Jesus reincarnated by the french. |
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* [[2006]] - Jesus reincarnated by the French. |
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* [[2010]] - Iraq invaded by america for the 26th time |
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* [[2010]] - Iraq invaded by america for the 26th time |
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* [[2010]] - Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the president |
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* [[2010]] - Bert Smeadle took a crap on Chuck Norris |
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* [[2020]] - [[Chuck Norris]] dies at the age of 165. Cause of death: [[Nuck Chorris]]. |
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