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EXT. SIDEWALK - DAY
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CHARLES is walking around on a sidewalk acting confused. He is wearing a Nazi SS uniform.
 
 
 
CHARLES
 
 
No, no, this isn’t right! This isn’t right at all!
 
 
He approaches a MAN.
 
 
CHARLES
 
 
Excuse me, sir! This is extremely important! What year is it?
 
 
MAN
 
 
Uh… 2011.
 
 
CHARLES
 
 
No! This can’t be! It didn’t send me back far enough! My whole mission is ruined!
 
 
MAN
 
 
What?
 
 
CHARLES
 
 
You see, I was sent from the future to kill Hitler, but apparently the time machine didn’t send me back far enough!
 
 
MAN
 
 
Why are you dressed like that?
 
 
CHARLES
 
 
This is a disguise, so I can get close to Hitler without looking suspicious.
 
 
MAN
 
 
Oh, that makes sense.
 
 
CHARLES
 
 
My mission was to sneak up behind him and kill him with my laser pistol. I can’t believe it didn’t work! Unless maybe… That’s it! I know what must have happened!
 
 
MAN
 
 
What?
 
 
CHARLES
 
 
Traveling through time is extremely expensive, and the further back you go, the more expensive it gets. We must not have put enough money into the machine to get it to take me back to Hitler’s time! Oh, but that was all the money we had! What else could we have done? I know! I could open a savings account now, and by the time I have to use the time machine, I will have more than enough money to send me back to kill Hitler! Oh, but there’s only one problem.
 
 
MAN
 
 
What?
 
 
CHARLES
 
 
My future money is worthless in your time. If I want to be able to kill Hitler, I will need some money to open up an account. Would you happen to have any? I wouldn’t need much, just one or two hundred.
 
 
MAN
 
 
Well, if it’s to kill Hitler, then I guess I should give you something.
 
 
 
He takes out his wallet and gives some money to Charles.
 
 
 
MAN
 
 
Here’s $250. It’s all I have. Please hurry! And good luck!
 
 
CHARLES
 
 
Thank you sir! You are a hero!
 
 
Charles walks away.
 

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