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=== [[This Week's Horoscopes]]===
 
=== [[This Week's Horoscopes]]===
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''NOW UPDATED FOR WEEK OF 6/15/09''
 
 
* '''Aries (March 21 - April 19)''' - Generally, people love your gregariousness, your overblown sense of entitlement and your six fingers on each hand. But this isn't a good week to flaunt them. Just trust me.
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* '''Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)''' - When you can snatch the pebble from my hand, you will be [[kung fu|ready]]. You should probably untie that rope from your balls first, though.
   
 
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