Ten Things I Hate About Jews

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===7. Hannukah===
===7. Hannukah===
Just celebrate [[Chrismas]] or [[Festivus]] like everybody else. Or [[Kwanzaa]]. Yeah, celebrate Kwaanza. Assholes. Niggers realized they had no culture of their own, so they invented some, but it still sucks ass. What, offended at the N word? THEN WHY ARE YOU ON THIS WEBSITE WHEN YOU KNOW WE'LL USE IT, RETARD! Besides, I'm Asian!
===8. Sasquatch===
===8. Sasquatch===

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The films release made actor Heath Ledger a instant star amongst the white, Anglo-Saxon population of the mid-west of America.

Heath Ledger was cast to start next to some frigid bitch in this 1997 classic. The premise was Heath was paid in gold bullion (in the shape of vaginas) by that kid from 3rd Rock From The Sun in order to date a girl that was quite obviously a lesbian. This lesbian was sadly a massive anti-semite and would only open her legs if Sir Ledger was able to list 10 things he loved about the Jews with all the graphic detail one could possibly imagine. The list was so awesome that it was considered on par with Luther's 100 Theses to reform the church. Seriously fuckin’ awesome.

Heath observed the petty bitch for weeks trying to woo her, and after the audience thought he was officially cock-blocked, he busted out this list and began to recite them for her. This made her more wet than a New Orleans resident in a bungalow.

The 10 Things

1. The curly hair

History shows that nobody appreciates curly hair or "Jew Fro" as it has come to be known. For example, what other race has curly hair and had a few bad years and clashes with authority. Hmmm, let me think. Wait, I remember! The blacks! The point is, that curly hair can be frightening. But it's not just curly, it's greasy and twisting and dark. It's like those freaking Tribbles off Star Trek emerged from the heads of Jews originally as lice and mutated into super-breeding fluffy-cuddly softballs...

2. Noses

Not so much a nose as it is an enormous cliff that hangs on the face of everyone who worships on Saturdays. There have been 8,934,839 deaths that can be attributed to the noses of the Jew. Accidental or not, it is a force to be reckoned with and must be stopped...or at least surgically altered on a worldwide basis to agree with my image of how people should look.

3. Greed

What I am about to say is a deep, dark, commonly known truth. Don't give a Jew money. Money corrupts the jews mind. It is like a drugs. They are hooked and will commit crimes to get it. No morals. Just freaking look up the top richest men in the world, they'll be either Jews or friends of Jews. You ever seen a poor Jewish farmer or factory worker? No? But you have seen plenty Jewish bankers and politicians and directors, haven't you! Just do what the Byzantine Empire did and don't let them into business or politics... or religion... freaking Talmud calling for the murder of all Gentiles! Look it up, morons! They're the spawn of Satan! THEY'RE UNDER MY BED RIGHT NOW!! AHHHHH!!! As they have destroyed Palestinian homes, thinking the land is theirs, how much land do you wanna get moron!? it's THERE land! it's just the brutal history of jews repeated... look it up

4. Circumcisions

A medical procedure used as an excuse for Rabbis to mutilate and violate innocent little Jewish babies. Perhaps the conscience lies in the foreskin? That would explain why they whip it off! The mind of a circumcised Jew is as follows "Kill, kill, kill! Steal, steal, steal! Fornicate! Slack-off! Pillage! Pervert! Death, death, death! Sarah Silverman! WOOT!

5. Woody Allen

Enough said.

6. Their gay language

מאמר זה נורא

 Hmm, the frak is that anyway? I know I saw that on that Roswell saucer. O MY GOD, JEWS COME FROM OUTTER SPACE!!! DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT!

7. Hannukah

8. Sasquatch

For centuries this hairy abomination has been terrorizing residents of the pacific northwest. Forcing his religious doctrine on others and then eating them.

9. Star of David

The Star of David was developed by Jewish scientists to be used by Jewish ninjas, or "Ninjews".

10. Synagogues

Ever hear of the synagogue of God? Jesus? Vishnu? No, but you have heard of the Synagogue of Satan! I've made my point, Jews have devil horns and worship Satan!

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