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JERUSALEM, Israel -- Israel announced today that it has successfully brokered a peace agreement between Hamas and Fatah. The announcement was made by Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert at The Dome of the Rock, Jerusalem. "For so long we Israel have sought to end the war and hatred between us and the Palestinians, but we have never in our wildest imagination envision that peace is more desperately needed amongst the Palestinian peoples themselves. Today, I am glad to proclaim we have achieved that [latter] milestone", Mr Olmert said.
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