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Padres’ pitcher on rampage, kills twelve
SAN DIEGO, California -- As fans filed into the seats of Petco Park yesterday the 27-year-old pitcher, Jake Peavy, was warming up for another big start. Peavy’s opponents, the Arizona Diamondbacks, were in for the game of their lives. Peavy began the game by killing the first batter, Felipe Lopez. As Lopez’s blood splattered against the backstop the fans watched in horror. Soon the batboy ran out to Lopez’s limp body and applied a defibrillator
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