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BAGHDAD, Iraq -- Sons of Ali Hassan al-Majid, better known as “Chemical Ali”, have vowed revenge, anger, denial, celibacy and “all those good stuff” for their father's death sentence imposed by an Iraqi court, in a web-posted audiotape released Monday. “Hello... testing 1, 2, 3... Ali-Baba, is this mike working? testing... oh, I'm on air now? okay... ahhemm... We condemn the unjust verdict made by the American-installed puppet court and God willing, vow to avenge our father’s death,” the voices proclaim in the message.
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