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Having completed conquering the Gaza Strip, Hamas leaders were forced to confront their error: they had invaded the wrong country. "I really don't know how this happened" said Halallallal Bagalallala, leader of Hamas. "Everything was going great and we were making a lot of progress and before long we had won. It was to our horror that we discovered that our map was inaccurate and we had accidently attacked Gaza, which we already had, instead of Israel. Oops, our bad."
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