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NEW YORK, New York -- In a disappointing development, walking failed to cure the virus that causes AIDS, HIV. "We really thought that if we had a lot of people march five miles, that would intimidate the virus. We failed to appreciate that viruses have no ability to appreciate sanctioned civil disobedience actions" said Gunther, an AIDS awareness activist. "We have been successful in attracting attention to the problem, but unfortunately walking has proven powerless to stop the virus. Hopefully more walking next year will be successful."
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